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Title: Jedi Starfighter Anyone?
Post by: NeoHunter on May 20, 2003, 05:53:45 am
Check this out!

Jedi Starfighter (http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/download/download.asp?id=247l)
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 20, 2003, 06:34:43 am
Confucius say:

Link no workee.
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Post by: Tiara on May 20, 2003, 06:36:07 am
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/download/download.asp?id=247
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Post by: Turnsky on May 20, 2003, 06:57:01 am
pretty:)
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Post by: NeoHunter on May 20, 2003, 08:28:41 am
Thanks Tiara the Crazy woman with the axe.

Can't imagine what the hell is wrong with the link. I thought I copy and pasted it, so should be no problems.
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Post by: Tiara on May 20, 2003, 09:04:12 am
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
Thanks Tiara the Crazy woman with the axe.

I'm not crazy!

*goes crazy*

*chops off Neohunters head*

Ok, so maybe I am. SO WHAT!?

:p
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Post by: Solatar on May 20, 2003, 03:15:17 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara

I'm not crazy!

*goes crazy*

*chops off Neohunters head*

Ok, so maybe I am. SO WHAT!?

:p


Let me guess?

"Course I'm not crazy, they are just really out to get me"
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Post by: an0n on May 20, 2003, 06:29:44 pm
She's definitely crazy.

But she's not a woman, she's a lady now.
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Post by: Tiara on May 21, 2003, 01:42:07 am
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Originally posted by an0n
She's definitely crazy.

But she's not a woman, she's a lady now.

ARGH! Lady sounds... not right :p I'm a woman :D
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Post by: Darkage on May 21, 2003, 02:35:23 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

I'm a woman :D



Got proof?;7
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Post by: Tiara on May 21, 2003, 02:38:29 am
(http://members.lycos.nl/axxxewielder/Tme.txt)
:p
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Post by: Darkage on May 21, 2003, 02:56:34 am
You look hot![/i]:D

But thats not the naked treuth:p
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Post by: Turnsky on May 21, 2003, 04:00:10 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
(http://members.lycos.nl/axxxewielder/Tme.txt)
:p


TCO, you lucky bastard...:p
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Post by: NeoHunter on May 24, 2003, 11:45:55 am
Tiara, will you join my head with my body again if I said you were pretty?:D *attempts to bribe with compliments*
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 11:50:52 am
how come every thread, that includes a picture of a mildly attractive woman always turns into spam? I know this is the internet, but I was under the impression that at least some of us here have lives.

Not that I don't use that trick myself to get attention from time to time, but still.:p

Anyway, it lacks the specular higlighting that makes stuff look cool. I wonder when we'll get that in games (and not only on the character's weapon).
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Post by: NeoHunter on May 24, 2003, 11:56:16 am
You are talking about the starfighter right?

Well, I think if you were to include specular lighting in the game, you would need higher specifications to run the game.
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Post by: IceFire on May 29, 2003, 02:18:54 pm
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
You are talking about the starfighter right?

Well, I think if you were to include specular lighting in the game, you would need higher specifications to run the game.

It already does....
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Post by: NeoHunter on May 30, 2003, 10:28:27 am
Well, I don't think the requirements to run Freelancer is that high. Unreal 2 is worse.
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Post by: Tiara on May 30, 2003, 10:43:18 am
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Minimum Configuration
•   Windows® XP, Windows Me®, Windows 2000®, or Windows 98 SE®
o   (Windows NT® and Windows 95® are not supported)
•   600 MHz processor
•   128 MB RAM
•   4x CD-ROM/DVD-ROM drive
•   1.3 GB free hard disk space plus space for saved games (additional space required for Windows swap-file and DirectX 9 installation)
•   16 MB video card with DirectX 9 compatible driver.
•   DirectX 9 compatible sound card
•   Keyboard
•   Mouse
•   An Internet Connection for Multiplayer (56k v.90 or faster required)


From the FL readme. Very low IMO
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Post by: Sandwich on May 30, 2003, 04:45:06 pm
Cellshaded Tiara (was bored): :p
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Post by: NeoHunter on June 01, 2003, 08:56:10 am
Sandwich, what are you doing? Why don't you give her extra hair and make look like the ghost in the Ring or put a axe in her hands or something. Cell shading is lame.:D
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Post by: Tiara on June 01, 2003, 09:16:43 am
:blah:
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Post by: Sandwich on June 01, 2003, 01:59:51 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
:blah:


Hey! Who's that in reply to? :p
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Post by: Stunaep on June 02, 2003, 11:23:11 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
:blah:

:blah:  indeed. Would you lay off her picture already. She ain't really that attractive. (I mean, you HAD to be VERY bored)
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 02, 2003, 11:50:35 am
Cell shadding gives her a double chin :p

and you know the only reason she has that long jacket is to hide the axe :nervous:
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Post by: NeoHunter on June 03, 2003, 06:44:15 am
Hide her axe? What are you thinking? Highlander is it? Where they always wear long coats to hide their weapons. No wonder Tiara is always aiming for our headz.
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Post by: Tiara on June 03, 2003, 07:57:01 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
She ain't really that attractive.

(http://members.lycos.nl/axxxewielder/Tiaracolored.txt)
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 03, 2003, 11:25:37 am
Don't kid yourself Stu, you'd be all over that.
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Post by: Stunaep on June 03, 2003, 11:45:07 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Don't kid yourself Stu, you'd be all over that.


*pulls on axe-shielding hat(tm)*
*looks at Tiara*
*looks at pictures of the last school field trip to beach thingy*

wanna bet?
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 03, 2003, 11:46:12 am
dude, take what you can get. ;)
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Post by: Stunaep on June 03, 2003, 11:56:46 am
I'd take the bikini-schoolgirls, but the field trip is over and it's been raining outside for the last 5 hours.

I guess I'll be taking Morrowind then.
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Post by: Tiara on June 03, 2003, 11:59:06 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep


*pulls on axe-shielding hat(tm)*
*looks at Tiara*
*looks at pictures of the last school field trip to beach thingy*

You really think its your head I'm aiming at now?

*"neuters" Stu*
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Post by: Stunaep on June 03, 2003, 12:37:29 pm
you think I was wearing that on my head? :ha:

*pulls out orgazmorator*
*laughs maniacally*
*fires*
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Post by: Tiara on June 03, 2003, 12:42:33 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
you think I was wearing that on my head? :ha:

*pulls out orgazmorator*
*laughs maniacally*
*fires*

*gives Stu a strange look*

*puts away axe*

*sees Stu give a sigh of relief*

*blows Stu away with Meson particle blaster*
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 03, 2003, 05:54:31 pm
why don't you two just hump each other to death?
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Post by: Solatar on June 03, 2003, 06:16:26 pm
Because she's engaged.:D
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 03, 2003, 06:20:23 pm
Bachlorette Party.

at 4:20. ;7
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Post by: Stunaep on June 03, 2003, 11:30:02 pm
I'm stripping!
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 03, 2003, 11:51:58 pm
And that my friends is the reason why girls don't have bachlorette parties in the first place. Learn something new everyday...
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 12:59:59 am
*snipes everyone in the thread*
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2003, 01:01:35 am
*matrix dodges*
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 01:23:41 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

(http://members.lycos.nl/axxxewielder/Tiaracolored.txt)


i remember drawing that..:thepimp:
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 01:33:48 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
*matrix dodges*

Meh, you are no match for me.

*send army of gay bodyguards to "attack" KT from behind*

They are an endless stream so don't bother trying to defeat them or run...
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2003, 01:36:19 am
*beats queers senseless*

*does the Superman thing*

:thepimp:
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Post by: Shrike on June 04, 2003, 02:00:38 am
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Originally posted by an0n
She's definitely crazy.

But she's not a woman, she's a lady now.
No.  She's a chick.  Anyhow, this just got moved.

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 02:02:52 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
*beats queers senseless*

*does the Superman thing*

:thepimp:

*Sees KT jump up and down trying to fly*

*points and laughs*

*beats KT senseless*

*takes broadsword and splits KT's skull*
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2003, 02:05:51 am
nevermind.

Anyways, I'm the one with the broadsword, sister.

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/datdb/KT/ktemplar2.JPG)

and why is this out here again? just because its spam doesn't mean it should be in Hard Light, does it?
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 02:15:20 am
You must've forgotten that in my time here at HLP I managed to get my hands on virtually all kinds of weapons.

Well, currently I'm not in the mood to continue this struggle. It is quite obvious you can't beat me.

Now leave me alone. I'm going to work on the RPG.
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2003, 02:18:48 am
*waves hands with force powers*

There was no struggle. You were beaten severely by a migrant farm worker at age 6. You sued him and won 6 million [insert currency here] before you lost it all gambling and smoking weed. You've been high off your ass for the last 12 years. Now you are going to go home and rethink your life.

Go on, get to it.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on June 04, 2003, 02:19:57 am
Uuhm... Nevermind.
:p
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Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on June 04, 2003, 02:21:19 am
OMFG, this thread is hilarious...:D :D :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2003, 02:22:25 am
Quick, blindfold er' and toss er' in the van while the gay bodygaurds are away!
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 02:35:43 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
*waves hands with force powers*

There was no struggle. You were beaten severely by a migrant farm worker at age 6. You sued him and won 6 million [insert currency here] before you lost it all gambling and smoking weed. You've been high off your ass for the last 12 years. Now you are going to go home and rethink your life.

Go on, get to it.

:rolleyes:

Just so that you know... The Force has no effect on me. Ever since I took control of Hell my powers have been increasing. :p
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 03:07:22 am
yes.. then some blue- haired idiot snipes you with a paintball gun:p

One (http://www.clanbob.net/images/archives/strip_144.jpg)
Two (http://www.clanbob.net/images/archives/strip_145.jpg)

:ha:
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Post by: Stunaep on June 04, 2003, 03:39:36 am
I HAVE NO PICTURE!!!! PH34R ME FOR I WILL BRING THE CASTRATED DOG!!!

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!~

*calms down*
*pulls out deneuraliser*

You... are... a man.

*flash*
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 03:41:36 am
what?
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Post by: Stunaep on June 04, 2003, 03:45:44 am
*was directed at Tiara*

but since you asked for it.

*pulls out deneuraliser again*

You are a dog. Now go find a Reality Show and get famous.

*flash*
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 03:47:21 am
Peers through ray-bans...

why did you do that...

*pulls out noisy cricket*
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Post by: Shrike on June 04, 2003, 03:49:17 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
You must've forgotten that in my time here at HLP I managed to get my hands on virtually all kinds of weapons.

Well, currently I'm not in the mood to continue this struggle. It is quite obvious you can't beat me.

Now leave me alone. I'm going to work on the RPG.
Shame you never got ahold of the Hammer, eh?
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 03:52:58 am
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Originally posted by Shrike
Shame you never got ahold of the Hammer, eh?

Nah, I just don't like blunt objects. Its too messy. Ever seen someone die due to blunt force trauma? Blood everywhere. I want to keep it clean. :p
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Post by: Stunaep on June 04, 2003, 04:19:38 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

Nah, I just don't like blunt objects. Its too messy. Ever seen someone die due to blunt force trauma? Blood everywhere. I want to keep it clean. :p


cutting off people's....um... limbs  can be pretty bloody and oh more so traumatising, don't you think?
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 04:20:30 am
not with a lightsaber tho...:p
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 04:23:49 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
not with a lightsaber tho...:p

Got that one too :D
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Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2003, 04:26:49 am
*gives tiara master access codes to armoury...*

help yerself...
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Post by: Stunaep on June 04, 2003, 04:33:19 am
couldn't you just drop the sharp, pointy things and shoot people in the back? Much more convenient, simpler, communist.
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Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2003, 04:34:45 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
couldn't you just drop the sharp, pointy things and shoot people in the back? Much more convenient, simpler, communist.

(http://user.mc.net/~hawk/doracol.jpg)
(http://user.mc.net/~hawk/gun03.jpg)
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Post by: Shrike on June 04, 2003, 04:51:58 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
Nah, I just don't like blunt objects. Its too messy. Ever seen someone die due to blunt force trauma? Blood everywhere. I want to keep it clean. :p
The hammer is as precise as it needs to be.  Be a clean cut or a pulped personage, it can do it.
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Post by: Darkage on June 04, 2003, 05:07:30 am
You people scare the **** out of me:nervous:
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Post by: Sandwich on June 04, 2003, 10:49:05 am
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Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on June 04, 2003, 11:14:05 am
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Originally posted by Shrike
The hammer is as precise as it needs to be.  Be a clean cut or a pulped personage, it can do it.


Ricin-umbrellas will do the trick nicely :D :p
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Post by: Stunaep on June 04, 2003, 11:22:26 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.

hey, whaddya'll say if we just calmed down, put down the weaponry...even the axes.... yes Tiara, even the one you've hidden in your cleavage... sit down and sing ´row, row, row the boat'
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Post by: Nico on June 04, 2003, 11:33:31 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep


I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.


if you have enemy territory installed, I'm ready to go :D
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Post by: Sandwich on June 04, 2003, 01:53:39 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep


I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.


B3ST. R3PLY. EV4R! :p
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Post by: NeoHunter on June 11, 2003, 07:49:53 am
Erm...guys? Freelancer?
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Post by: Fineus on June 11, 2003, 08:07:40 am
Whats that?

....:hopping:
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Post by: Su-tehp on June 11, 2003, 11:59:08 pm
I entered this thread at a very strange moment in my life...

Tiara, the powers of Hell are no match for the power of attorney...which, of course, I have.:p :D

All the same, I'm not going to mess with you or that axe of yours...:nervous:
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Post by: Tiara on June 12, 2003, 12:38:09 am
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
I entered this thread at a very strange moment in my life...

Tiara, the powers of Hell are no match for the power of attorney...which, of course, I have.:p :D

All the same, I'm not going to mess with you or that axe of yours...:nervous:

...

You are en employee of Hell & Co. then! That means I'm your superior! :ha: Now go and sue George Bush for being ugly!

:p
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Post by: Stunaep on June 12, 2003, 12:44:31 am
Hey, I find him rather attractive, albeit stupid!

:nervous:
WHAT?
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Post by: Turnsky on June 12, 2003, 12:46:20 am
*Points finger towards door*

OUT!
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Post by: Stunaep on June 12, 2003, 12:49:35 am
*points finger towards... erm... upper thighs*

NO!
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Post by: Turnsky on June 12, 2003, 12:54:50 am
*gets sack of headz and Daedric dai-katana*

[GLOW=red]NOW![/GLOW]
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Post by: Anaz on June 12, 2003, 01:43:06 am
*gets goldbrand and laughs at turnsky on sheer principle*
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Post by: Martinus on June 12, 2003, 09:34:27 am
[color=66ff00]Once upon a time there was this starwars inspired model. Then the three bears came along; matrix bear, axe bear and power of attorney bear.

Much stupidity and screaming followed.

The end.
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