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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 11:57:58 am
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In the good tradition of HLP, the Eurovision Song Contest 2003 (that now officially hasn't got anything to do with singing) will be reviewed, bashed, gushed, and generally portrayed here. Welcome everyone, I'm Stu, your host for this evening, and on my right, frantically playing Diablo II, is Ukulele/Teno'/The Friend Of The Plumber Guy/The Man With The Dog/Any Other Deeply Insultive Name.
Now, the indescriptevily name Song Contest is still 4 hours away, so feel free to post pictures of horny lesbians kissing on the meantime.
Admins, please, refrain from locking this thread until 0200 hours, EST.
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Well, its become a tradition to watch the Eurovision ala Terry Wogan. Its always fun to listen to his comments. Though you are right, the song contest that has NOTHING to do with singing!
Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D
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Wooyah! I'm here!
*makes a note about Stus grandma who is obviously dead/stuck in the elevator shaft*
Anyways, I think now is the time to place our bets on what will happen with the lesbian couple.
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Tsk, almost forgot...
(http://www.hot.ee/ulundel/kiss.jpg)
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*makes note that Teno' thinks that 8+8=12*
My bet's on that they can't even perform their song, try to kiss themselves, at end up like Pugatcheva in '94
Of course, the Russian delegation did ask if they could perform in the nude. The EBU councilor (estonian, btw), said that it wasn't
Conceptually necessary
damn him.
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D
[size=8] BOOBIES!!!![/size]
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for you people outside europe that are interested in this, there's going to be a web broadcast of it too, as usual.
http://www.eurovision.tv/public/index_en.html
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How unfortunate.
And speaking of Terry Wogan, b3ta (http://www.b3ta.com) are running a contest, "The Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig"
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that's good, since my TV is oposite to my PC, so i can't watch both at te same time.
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those 2 were suposed to get married if they win the contest or sumting lol
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If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.
I didn't say that.:nervous:
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Originally posted by Stunaep
If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.
will hold you to that!
edit:
before this starts, we need something to do, right?
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*put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*
You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi
*flash*
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*
You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi
*flash*
your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.
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Originally posted by kasperl
your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.
Word.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Word.
uh?
BTW, when is this starting, exactly?
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Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!
Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!
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*checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*
2200 EST.
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Originally posted by an0n
Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!
Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!
That's the an0n I know.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*
2200 EST.
EST?
o boy, that's 03:00 over here. that can't be right.
edit:
make that 04:00, imust have made a mistake calculating.
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Here in Holland it begins at 00:00:)
BUNGHOLE!
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Originally posted by kasperl
EST?
o boy, that's 03:00 over here. that can't be right.
edit:
make that 04:00, imust have made a mistake calculating.
oh, **** it, if I can't get the times right, it begins in 30 minutes
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ok
Basic rules.
Austria give Germany 7-10 points and vice versa.
Turkey gives Germany 5-7 points vice versa.
Turkey gives cyprus 10 points.
Damn forgot the rest.
Oh yeah, Finland gets 0-5 points from everyone.
Post the other rules, I forgot...
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Originally posted by Darkage
Here in Holland it begins at 00:00:)
Originally posted by Stunaep
oh, **** it, if I can't get the times right, it begins in 30 minutes
:wtf:
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UK makes top 5 but never wins.
Spanish entry sucks.
Ireland have lots of frilly skirts and crappy dancing.
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does anyone know what the Dutch entry is?
btw, this is the first time i watch this ****, the reason i watch now: it might be fun bashing it.
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it starts in 10 min :D
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ok, 10min, i'll watch.
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rules: we will win (again). Otherwise, turkey will win. Russia will win. I like Austria. I like fish. I like boobies. Much boobies in eurovision. Ergo, I like Eurovision.
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it's starting about now.
so i want a bigger postcount, do you care?
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10 minutes and already over 10 lame jokes...they're better than I thought :p
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Wogan's gonna have a ****ing field-day when tAtU come on.
The funniest thing he's done though has to be Children In Need one or two years ago. Gaby Roslin was co-hosting it and was flirting like **** with every guy there because she was wasted. Terry's like "Stop making a whore of yourself you bloody bimbo" on live TV. It was sooo ****ing funny.
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try watching it at a 5CM sized screen, with constant lag.
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They got a transmission from ISS! :eek2:
how come we didn't think of that.
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is it just me or is this broadcast slow as hell?
http://www.eirovizija.lv/upload_file/stream/4in1.html
edit:
my opinion on the first song:
terrible
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Iceland:
Well, for a song ripped straigth from UK Top 10, ain't that bad. That girl could, I dunno, move or something.
Here a nut for you: Why isn't anyone EVER rapping in Eurovision?
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AUSTRIA!!!!
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Iceland:
Well, for a song ripped straigth from UK Top 10, ain't that bad. That girl could, I dunno, move or something.
Here a nut for you: Why isn't anyone EVER rapping in Eurovision?
becasue that would require some form of talent,i believe.
and about the non-moving chick. well, dunno what to say there.
and wtf is this noise?
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Originally posted by Ulundel
AUSTRIA!!!!
ARGH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
THIS IS SHEAR HORROR.
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Austria:
Best.
Song.
Evar.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Austria:
Best.
Song.
Evar.
You.
Are.
Nuts.
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Austria sux :p
ireland backround singers clothes :yes: song :blah:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Austria sux :p
i totally agree
what now, holland?
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One word: moo!
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no, Ireland, doesn't sound to bad.
edit:
i take that back. not good, at all
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Ireland: Their usual boring gay-song.
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Ireland too stingish :)
voice suxorz
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Ireland:
Man, that guy even LOOKS like Ricky Martin. For some reason I feel like taking a bath.
I´ve got to stop posting these things on a public forum.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Ireland too stingish :)
indeed
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Originally posted by kasperl
You.
Are.
Nuts.
Why thank you!
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are there going to be an non-standard pieces o noise tonight?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Why thank you!
no problem.
let's see, who's on now?
Turkey?
edit i'm correct
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oooh turkey music sounds sweet ok :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: out of 5
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Turkey: no, they can't even sing
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Originally posted by Ashrak
oooh turkey music sounds sweet ok :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: out of 5
best i heard for now.
on the other hand, that ain't to hard.
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Originally posted by kasperl
on the other hand, that ain't to hard.
lol :lol:
Argh where the hell is tatu :D cant wait rofl will they snuggle onstage :p
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Turkey:
Hey, that's good even by normal standards! :yes: :yes: :yes:
They could use, some, I dunno, melody, but since any other song doesn't have it, my vote goes to either turkey or Austria
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Originally posted by Ulundel
Turkey: no, they can't even sing
but their dance stuff looks pretty good, as far i can see in this slidewhow.
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Malta now :) nice chillout song :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Malta now :)
ok, guys, what's up with that floor, it looks like it moves.
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Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Ulundel
Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:
as far as i know EJ, it sounds like it.
or any other standard piece of noice.
edit:
i just saw her face, and it looks like his.
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Originally posted by Ulundel
Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:
there are projectors under the floor and i have never seen her :p:hopping:
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Malta: Dunno, I fell asleep after the first tacts.
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hey, it looks like this one is moving, that's a start.
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Originally posted by kasperl
ok, guys, what's up with that floor, it looks like it moves.
It's the Latvians. They've got the neighbority complex.
(so do we, but that doesn't matter)
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Originally posted by Stunaep
It's the Latvians. They've got the neighbority complex.
(so do we, but that doesn't matter)
:wtf:
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Bosnia uhm different :wtf:
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Bosnia & Herzegovina: it looks pretty ni... *falls asleep*
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Bosnia uhm different :wtf:
at least it's original
euh, no, original start, standard song other than that.
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:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:
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B&H:
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb...
And that's one FAT background singer. I mean, that's not fat-like-my-mother, that's like fat-like-my-biology-teacher.
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Well, this is bearable, but only due to the alcohol to my right. :nervous:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:
could be worse.
at least we don't understand what they are saying, doesn't sound like anything smart, though
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I don't like this lady trying to look sexy. I don't like it at all... :ick
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Originally posted by kasperl
at least it's original
Sexbomb is the most plagiated song in the world. Thank you for my attention.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Sexbomb is the most plagiated song in the world. Thank you for my attention.
i klnow, i said that beofer the rest started, i just heard some kind of chant, and some light singing.
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portugal.
doesn'tsound to bad, at the beginning :doubt:
edit:
figures
barable, but not good at all.
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what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:
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Portugal: Hey, that's Shakira. Only she's 10 years to old, and has menstruation.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:
it's what most of the hit charts are filed with, and so, they are called "popular":rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:
It's Eurovision. Duh. :rolleyes:
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oh **** now she's doing the Shakira thing YUCK!!!! Fake :no:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
oh **** now she's doing the Shakira thing YUCK!!!! Fake :no:
what thing, i'm watching a slideshow here, half a FPS.
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croatia, a rip off, from, uhm dunno, sounds familiar.
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if it was english i would say i can listen to it currently NO 5 more ****ty songs and im gonna turn the frelling TV off and go to sleep
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Croatia:
BOOOBIES!!!
And that gay dude who was apparently having fantasies of Michael Jackson was cool too.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
And that gay dude who was apparently having fantasies of Michael Jackson was cool too.
:wtf:
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Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. Your testosterone and natural insanity have gotten the best of you again...
But anyway...
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oh hell now theyr singing in eng and it sucks even more aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! *goes insane*
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Portugal: Hey, that's Shakira. Only she's 10 years to old, and has menstruation.
:wtf:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
oh hell now theyr singing in eng and it sucks even more aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! *goes insane*
ok, off course.
this is torture, i geuss we know what the Iraqi POW's are listening to now.
and what they are going to be listeing to for the next vouple of months.
i'd take Metellica
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*turns off the sound and deleetes the guy from screen and digs the dancers*
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ok, this would be one fo the worst, this is truly terrible.
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Cyprus:
Let's see, now we've got Enrique, let's see which singers have not been plagiated yet:
Spice Girls
Backstreet Boys.
better than I thought.
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Originally posted by kasperl
ok, this would be one fo the worst, this is truly terrible.
didn't they have the same song last year? and the year before?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
didn't they have the same song last year? and the year before?
first tim i watch this ****, luckily. probally the last, the bashing is fun though.
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Typical germans.....
i would not sing that song even if someone gave me 10000 bucks
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Warning: Cheap Lulu rip-off now playing! :eek:
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HELP MEEEEEEE!
germany is awwfull.
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Germany:
Singer looks like a drag queen, as for the background singer, I want to make love to all four of them, simultaneously.
Speaking of ****ing, pornificationists are coming up next.
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crap, this is gonna be stuck in my head for the next couple of months.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Speaking of ****ing, pornificationists are coming up next.
Ye whit?
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"lets get happy and be gay"
:wtf:
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Ah, I see now what you mean Stu...
:D
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WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TATU!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ashrak
"lets get happy and be gay"
:wtf:
gay is another word for happy, if that's what you mean.
i haven;t been paying attention, for the prupose of self-prevervation.
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this should be good.
i mean the song, the girls are good too.
edit:
techo ain'tmy style, but it ain't bad.
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OMFG **** THAT!
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Originally posted by Ashrak
OMFG **** THAT!
huh?
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i meant Oh my God F U * K That song it blows
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Originally posted by Ashrak
i meant Oh my God F U * K That song it blows
i'm afraid i have to agree, ig you mean the :no:
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Russia: That was SUCK!! The best they could do was hold their hands. BEJEEZUZ! I mean, they're the famous lesbian publicityduo. DO SMTNG!
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*shivers*
man, that singing was awwfull, i eman, their other tracks aren't that bad, but this is.
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nice clothes no breasts :) and the song is a Iglesias Ripoff
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Me likes Spain... but something tells me this won't last.
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wasn't this song sung by some toher country a couple of minutes ago?
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Spain:
Oh, that was a song? I thought that was still the promotional cinematic.
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Originally posted by kasperl
wasn't this song sung by some toher country a couple of minutes ago?
:lol:
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Aaw man... No kissing.... No naked bodies. No nothing. And the song sucked. Hell they all do.
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Aaw man... No kissing.... No naked bodies. No nothing. And
that's all you guys can think of, isn't it?
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i have no more words left :wtf:
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uhm since when is Israel located in Europe?
btw, the song, sounds waaaaaaaay to familiar
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now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.
*goes and mutes the TV*
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**** if this continues estonia is g0nna win ..... Were ****ed
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Originally posted by Stunaep
now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.
*goes and mutes the TV*
i'll switch to some big artillery:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
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Originally posted by kasperl
that's all you guys can think of, isn't it?
oh, we can think of a lot of cultural and educational things. But look at the thread title. This is Eurovision.
In short, no.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
**** if this continues estonia is g0nna win ..... Were ****ed
We did a fricckin' better show last year.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
oh, we can think of a lot of cultural and educational things. But look at the thread title. This is Eurovision.
In short, no.
oh, ok
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Originally posted by Stunaep
now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.
*goes and mutes the TV*
I agree :)
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uhm, a presentational break.
great.
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stu i mean Estonia is gonna go bankrupt if we havta do it again :(
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Originally posted by kasperl
uhm, a presentational break.
great.
atlast my brain can rest... NOT netherlands
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Originally posted by Ashrak
atlast my brain can rest... NOT netherlands
uh?
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oh boy, here is all the Netherlands can bring.
i'm very ashamed of my country
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this is byfar the best i have heard :yes:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
this is byfar the best i have heard :yes:
this is some of the worst i heard.
i mean, it's bareable, but so terribly standard
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Netherlands: A classical Eurovision song, complete with the token fat background singer. No emotions.
As for the show... the Latvian hosts pulled off 5 lame jokes in 1 minute! That's got to be SOME kind of record. :sigh:
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estonians is the best :)
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is very, very ashamed.
man, there ARE better Dutch bands, trust me.
for good music by dutch bands, check Krezip or Kane.
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someone PLEASE kill me god this is ****ing murdering my brins argh this sucks BLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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what country is this?
it's standard, anyway, but better than the rest, i geuss
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SHE WAS TOTALLY OFF KEY!!! Oh god how dreadfull...
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Songs not yet plagiated:
Spice Girls
Backstreet Boys
Okay, scrap them, now EVERYTHING has been plagiated. Of course, this was mildly original, since it was sung in minor.
That singer had a fine... erm.... dress.
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
SHE WAS TOTALLY OFF KEY!!! Oh god how dreadfull...
who?
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this is the crapies euro i have EVER seen
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darn, this was the UK, that was a dissapointment
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ok the ONLY people who deserve a prize this year is the background dancers
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uhm, well, ok.
ok, what to say?
this can't get worse, can it?
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Originally posted by Ashrak
ok the ONLY people who deserve a prize this year is the background dancers
agreed, the songs are terrible
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Ukraine:
Hey, I actually like this song. I can't even make a rude sarcastic comment about that one.
Aside from the fact, that it's named "Hasta la vista"
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Might As well send Arnold "the Terminator" to sing hasta-la-vista baby
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Might As well send Arnold "the Terminator" to sing hasta-la-vista baby
at least we'd have something to laugh at.
greece:
i thought i herad this before, but that goes for all of these songs.
edit:
uhm, saw a frame of the dress, interesting.
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the clothes look nice :eek2:
And this must be the fastest built thread evah :D
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Yeah, I meant that the UK singer was off key. I mean the song as aweful.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
the clothes look nice :eek2:
And this must be the fastest built thread evah :D
great for postcounts!
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Greece:
A horse with boobies! kewl.
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i saw the face, and must agree.
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norway, not that bad, as far as i can tell at the beginning.
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Norway:
Couldn't we sue them or something?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Norway:
Couldn't we sue them or something?
why?
w00t, 800 posts!
it ain't all that bad, a bit gooy, but it doesn't sound to bad.
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because it plagiated every single slow song I ever heard?
anyway, France is coming up, and that usually means good.
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cant we shoot the gey guy for some reason?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
anyway, France is coming up, and that usually means good.
that would be a change.
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uhm nice sound, the lyrics are basicly "i'm lost without you", from what i can understand.
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well its .... better
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France: The girl is half afghan, half italian, the pianist is black, and the song is france. nice.
But I'm in love with the french language, so I can't say anything bad about it.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
But I'm in love with the french language, so I can't say anything bad about it.
can you tell me what this means?
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I.
Like.
Frenche.
Merde.
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what is this eurovision contest? Can someone explain?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I.
Like.
Frenche.
Merde.
ok, do you know what the song ment?
i hate French, because i have to study it at school. and i suck at it.
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ah, great, i geuss it isn't the wurst i heard, but i'm not sure.
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Originally posted by YodaSean
what is this eurovision contest? Can someone explain?
its a european song contest where ****y people make fools out of theyr countrys ;)
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Poland: Two polish dudes singing communistic songs in german, wearing Matrix uniforms. WHAT WITH THE MULTINATIONALITY.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
its a european song contest where ****y people make fools out of theyr countrys ;)
Except for us. We rock.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Except for us. We rock.
Estonia o\/\/nz y0!
Page Nr8
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shoot me, now.
this is horror.
kill me.
now.
NOW G*DDAMMIT
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Originally posted by kasperl
shoot me, now.
this is horror.
kill me.
now.
NOW G*DDAMMIT
please?
i want to die
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Latvia:
A rehash from the Brainstorm song from the year when we won.
And what's with the Vulcan 'Peace and Long Life' greeting thing.
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Originally posted by kasperl
please?
i want to die
Kills Kas
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Latvia:
A rehash from the Brainstorm song from the year when we won.
And what's with the Vulcan 'Peace and Long Life' greeting thing.
must have missed that slide on the slideshow.
and forget the killing,the horror stopped.
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Actualy its "live long and prosper"
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Kills Kas
at leat tell how, and typemy entier name, or copy/paste it.
BTW, who's playing this ****, i mised the country name .
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Belgium: Hey, I like this song! It's gonna get the second-from-last place (the last one going to my personal favorite, Austria), but it's kewl!
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*Rekills Kasprel with a borrowed axe from tiara*
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YYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW............ ESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIA!!!!
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Belgium: Hey, I like this song! It's gonna get the second-from-last place (the last one going to my personal favorite, Austria), but it's kewl!
belgium?
wtf?
what language is this.
not French, not Dutch,not English and no German either, that excludes Belgium
and about the killing, you know how much dummies cost, right?
expect to be billed
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Kasprel
:hopping:
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Estonia:
could be worse, kinda good actually.
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Estonia: We're good. As usual
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Estonia: We're good. As usual
kinda boring lyrics, but pretty good.
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well we r in top 5 :)
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Originally posted by kasperl
belgium?
wtf?
what language is this.
not French, not Dutch,not English and no German either, that excludes Belgium
According to our commentator, it's a made-up language, by the singers.
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romania:
this is kinda original, compared to the rest of these songs, but i shure don't like it.
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ok music gets top grade backgrond female dancer top grade singer voice crappy otherwize pretty good
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oh damn, not anothe plagiate.
And the breake-dance is straight out from Everybody.
And it's 10 years too late.
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sweden: o boy, can this get any worse?
how long till this is over?
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well, the swedes have sung the same song over and over again for the past 18 years, so this was expected
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Originally posted by Stunaep
well, the swedes have sung the same song over and over again for the past 18 years, so this was expected
you're joking, right?
how long is this gonna go on, i need sleep, and it's 22:44 over here.
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Shaleen ripoff biatch
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Slovenia:
Please, PLEASE tell me these are real women this time.
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ok, this isn't the worst, but it's close.
all these songs sound a like.
starts falling asleep.
how long till this is over?
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this is the last one, and then there's the voting.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Slovenia:
Please, PLEASE tell me these are real women this time.
the face doesn't look female, or even human.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
this is the last one, and then there's the voting.
ah, finally
my poor ears.
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so whos gonna win? noone ill take the prize c ya :ha:
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can't beat bright pink. :lol:
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hey, the guys called this a sad situation, the reason are wrong, but the statement is good.
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AHAHAAHAH!
Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.
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Originally posted by beatspete
can't beat bright pink. :lol:
:lol:
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Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!
Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Woagn: No, we take you out back and shoot you.
ROFLMAO
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Ha, Romania was well ****ed up.
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o crap, everything once again, help me!
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Marie N speaks French PERFECTLY~! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Now, I'm off to vote for Austria.
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Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!
Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.
LMAO!!!!!
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asta lavista baby?
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believe me, we know. :shaking:
Too bad it was a half-decent song.
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Originally posted by beatspete
asta lavista baby?
that's oukraine, and bad
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Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!
Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.
teeee heeee :lol:
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Eh? Is that Isreili entry Dana International as a man again?!
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This is the fastest 10 pages of forum EVER!
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that german effort must be on happy pills.
And w00t - tatu!
Oh. My. God. Austria - HAHAHA!!!
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The Austrian entry reminded me of The Excorcist.
"Sure, I'd love a nice warm glass of milk and long, hard **** in the ass[/color] before I go to bed."
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well, Austria wasn't lesbian, but it hit damn near the mark.
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Originally posted by an0n
The Austrian entry reminded me of The Excorcist.
"Sure, I'd love a nice warm glass of milk and long, hard **** in the ass[/color] before I go to bed."
o.k.
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now, Austria has my vote, and I have a feeling...
oh, I dunno, I'm just dissappointed that t.A.T.u. didn't even try a cunnilingus or something.
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they shoulda hugged tightly on the stage instant vote :p
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my mum could choose between watching the Dutch president and this, and she choose this, now, what does that say about our government?
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Lower your Hair and Surrender your shoes We are the Hardlight Borg Resistance is Futile you must vote for Estonia.
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Originally posted by Ashrak
Lower your Hair and Surrender your shoes We are the Hardlight Borg Resistance is Futile you must vote for Estonia.
ok, that deserves a :wtf:, and the comentary deserves this:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
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TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!
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Originally posted by kasperl
ok, that deserves a :wtf:, and the comentary deserves this:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
wheres that borg smiley when you need it
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Originally posted by Stunaep
TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!
the nuke, and the a/m bomb, and every frigging weapon we can get our hands on, this is disastrous.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!
this is so ****ed up worlds greatest rap'er eminem Greatest Golf player Tiger woods ****iest song show 2xEurovision
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Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:
And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!
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HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!! HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!! TWO CONTESTS!!! OH GOD IN HEAVEN!! HELP! :hopping: :wtf: :eek2: :confused: :shaking:
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:
And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!
i thought you needed the most points?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:
And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!
for exactly 15 seconds ;)
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meh. we got nothing.
See. People dig Austria.
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wtf, Russia is still third, that's wierd
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Netherlands 5 points.
Better then nothing.
It sucks i missed all the songs.
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Originally posted by Darkage
Netherlands 5 points.
Better then nothing.
It sucks i missed all the songs.
yeah, that deserves a :wtf:
but you didn't mis to much.
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Originally posted by Darkage
It sucks i missed all the songs.
you lucky, lucky man
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btw, guys, is this considered spamming on my part?
http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/misc.php?s=&action=whoposted&threadid=15333
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belgium on top, :wtf:, they were one of the worst.
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Did this one suck that much?
We got 12 points now.
Edit: 14 points now.
kas i posted 3 times now:D
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Originally posted by Darkage
Did this one suck that much?
We got 12 points now.
oh yeah,
norway on top, uhm, right.
what was norway's song again?
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ok i need to kick up the postcount :p
look at the malteese cow lol she cant even talk in english normally ROFLMAO
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please, the jokes are killing me. PLEASE!:sigh:
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ok,:wtf: they fubared this up, just to stall the frigging count.
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Originally posted by kasperl
oh yeah,
norway on top, uhm, right.
what was norway's song again?
the 5 lesbians and one gay ?
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Originally posted by Ashrak
the 5 lesbians and one gay ?
ah yeah, and :wtf: is belgium at top?
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were nr 15 thats frelloxed :(
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The ***** from austria who said the point thing. IS DAMN ugly!
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Originally posted by kasperl
ah yeah, and :wtf: is belgium at top?
well its bleg or norway now....
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Portugal giving Spain 12 points. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Ashrak
were nr 15 thats frelloxed :(
Holland 14th, for now atleast.
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the guy giving the votes welll looks like an idiot :p
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wtf, a guy reading the scores, that's a first.
and if belgium is winning, those computerguys are driving new cars.
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The presentators also look dumb. They proberly are.
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Originally posted by Darkage
Holland 14th, for now atleast.
how the **** can people give russia points?!?!?
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Originally posted by Darkage
The presentators also look dumb. They proberly are.
you mean the hosts look at the guy giving points SO gay!
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Because they are dumb?:p
The guy from Cyprus is a damn gay. His grin is to big i don't liek him.
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omg. Russia is competing with Austria. I'm torn.
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it's way to late out here, i'm falling a sleep.
a,turkey leading, better then belgium.
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cyprus giving to points to Greece, can't vote on themselfs so they vote on thier neighbours.
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These presentators are to damn pushie for the votes.
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Originally posted by Darkage
These presentators are to damn pushie for the votes.
off course they are, they know that most people watching this are falling asleep.
russia second, turkey first, ok,kinda WTF, but could be worse
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Originally posted by kasperl
it's way to late out here, i'm falling a sleep.
a,turkey leading, better then belgium.
LATE! The day night just started! time for beer!
The girl from russia has yellow teeth! shine a light in them and you have a second sun.
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Sure, russia, flatter us, then annex us again for the next 50 years. :doubt:
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Netherlands 24 points total!:D
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Originally posted by Darkage
LATE! The day night just started! time for beer!
The girl from russia has yellow teeth! shine a light in them and you have a second sun.
argh, man,kijk op de klok, tis 23:30. ik val in slaap.
omfg, 23:30 and still counting
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wtf, 10 points to NL, :wtf:, that was wrong, that song was really, really bad.
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Originally posted by kasperl
argh, man,kijk op de klok, tis 23:30. ik val in slaap.
omfg, 23:30 and still counting
i know what the time is.:)
I'm eating chicken.
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Originally posted by Darkage
I'm eating chicken.
ok
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I know.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Sure, russia, flatter us, then annex us again for the next 50 years. :doubt:
jup thats how it usually goes
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We got 26 points. Could be worse.
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only 0:31 here. I'm just getting started.
Well, we might get a second chance at the lesbian show.
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i'm a spammer: