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Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 11:57:58 am: In the good tradition of HLP, the Eurovision Song Contest 2003 (that now officially hasn't got anything to do with singing) will be reviewed, bashed, gushed, and generally portrayed here. Welcome everyone, I'm Stu, your host for this evening, and on my right, frantically playing Diablo II, is Ukulele/Teno'/The Friend Of The Plumber Guy/The Man With The Dog/Any Other Deeply Insultive Name.

Now, the indescriptevily name Song Contest is still 4 hours away, so feel free to post pictures of horny lesbians kissing on the meantime.

Admins, please, refrain from locking this thread until 0200 hours, EST.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 12:15:24 pm: Well, its become a tradition to watch the Eurovision ala Terry Wogan. Its always fun to listen to his comments. Though you are right, the song contest that has NOTHING to do with singing!
Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 12:18:19 pm: Wooyah! I'm here!

*makes a note about Stus grandma who is obviously dead/stuck in the elevator shaft*

Anyways, I think now is the time to place our bets on what will happen with the lesbian couple.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 12:19:28 pm: Tsk, almost forgot...

(http://www.hot.ee/ulundel/kiss.jpg)
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 12:21:08 pm: *makes note that Teno' thinks that 8+8=12*

My bet's on that they can't even perform their song, try to kiss themselves, at end up like Pugatcheva in '94

Of course, the Russian delegation did ask if they could perform in the nude. The EBU councilor (estonian, btw), said that it wasn't

Quote
Conceptually necessary

damn him.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 12:21:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce

Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D

[size=8] BOOBIES!!!![/size]
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kode on May 24, 2003, 12:42:07 pm: for you people outside europe that are interested in this, there's going to be a web broadcast of it too, as usual.
http://www.eurovision.tv/public/index_en.html
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 24, 2003, 12:43:57 pm: How unfortunate.

And speaking of Terry Wogan, b3ta (http://www.b3ta.com) are running a contest, "The Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig"
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 12:44:12 pm: that's good, since my TV is oposite to my PC, so i can't watch both at te same time.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 12:45:11 pm: those 2 were suposed to get married if they win the contest or sumting lol
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 12:49:01 pm: If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.

I didn't say that.:nervous:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 12:52:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.

will hold you to that!
edit:

before this starts, we need something to do, right?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 12:56:32 pm: *put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*

You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi

*flash*
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 12:57:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
*put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*

You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi

*flash*

your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 01:04:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.

Word.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 01:12:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak

Word.

uh?

BTW, when is this starting, exactly?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 01:15:01 pm: Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!

Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 01:16:24 pm: *checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*

2200 EST.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 01:18:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!

Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!

That's the an0n I know.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 01:27:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
*checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*

2200 EST.

EST?

o boy, that's 03:00 over here. that can't be right.

edit:

make that 04:00, imust have made a mistake calculating.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 01:32:22 pm: Here in Holland it begins at 00:00:)

BUNGHOLE!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 01:34:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

EST?

o boy, that's 03:00 over here. that can't be right.

edit:

make that 04:00, imust have made a mistake calculating.

oh, **** it, if I can't get the times right, it begins in 30 minutes
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 01:43:09 pm: ok
Basic rules.

Austria give Germany 7-10 points and vice versa.
Turkey gives Germany 5-7 points vice versa.
Turkey gives cyprus 10 points.

Damn forgot the rest.
Oh yeah, Finland gets 0-5 points from everyone.

Post the other rules, I forgot...
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 01:46:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
Here in Holland it begins at 00:00:)

Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

oh, **** it, if I can't get the times right, it begins in 30 minutes

:wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 01:46:57 pm: UK makes top 5 but never wins.
Spanish entry sucks.
Ireland have lots of frilly skirts and crappy dancing.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 01:48:39 pm: does anyone know what the Dutch entry is?

btw, this is the first time i watch this ****, the reason i watch now: it might be fun bashing it.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 01:50:21 pm: it starts in 10 min :D
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 01:51:01 pm: ok, 10min, i'll watch.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 01:58:46 pm: rules: we will win (again). Otherwise, turkey will win. Russia will win. I like Austria. I like fish. I like boobies. Much boobies in eurovision. Ergo, I like Eurovision.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:00:37 pm: it's starting about now.

so i want a bigger postcount, do you care?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:06:36 pm: 10 minutes and already over 10 lame jokes...they're better than I thought :p
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 02:07:00 pm: Wogan's gonna have a ****ing field-day when tAtU come on.

The funniest thing he's done though has to be Children In Need one or two years ago. Gaby Roslin was co-hosting it and was flirting like **** with every guy there because she was wasted. Terry's like "Stop making a whore of yourself you bloody bimbo" on live TV. It was sooo ****ing funny.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:07:35 pm: try watching it at a 5CM sized screen, with constant lag.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:07:52 pm: They got a transmission from ISS! :eek2:

how come we didn't think of that.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:09:52 pm: is it just me or is this broadcast slow as hell?

http://www.eirovizija.lv/upload_file/stream/4in1.html

edit:

my opinion on the first song:

terrible
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:13:02 pm: Iceland:

Well, for a song ripped straigth from UK Top 10, ain't that bad. That girl could, I dunno, move or something.

Here a nut for you: Why isn't anyone EVER rapping in Eurovision?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:14:08 pm: AUSTRIA!!!!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:14:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Iceland:

Well, for a song ripped straigth from UK Top 10, ain't that bad. That girl could, I dunno, move or something.

Here a nut for you: Why isn't anyone EVER rapping in Eurovision?

becasue that would require some form of talent,i believe.

and about the non-moving chick. well, dunno what to say there.

and wtf is this noise?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:15:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ulundel
AUSTRIA!!!!

ARGH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

THIS IS SHEAR HORROR.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:15:23 pm: Austria:

Best.

Song.

Evar.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:16:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Austria:

Best.

Song.

Evar.

You.

Are.

Nuts.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:16:36 pm: Austria sux :p

ireland backround singers clothes :yes: song :blah:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:17:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Austria sux :p

i totally agree

what now, holland?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:17:35 pm: One word: moo!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:18:10 pm: no, Ireland, doesn't sound to bad.
edit:

i take that back. not good, at all
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:18:44 pm: Ireland: Their usual boring gay-song.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:18:46 pm: Ireland too stingish :)

voice suxorz
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:19:30 pm: Ireland:

Man, that guy even LOOKS like Ricky Martin. For some reason I feel like taking a bath.

I´ve got to stop posting these things on a public forum.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:19:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Ireland too stingish :)

indeed
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:20:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

You.

Are.

Nuts.

Why thank you!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:20:23 pm: are there going to be an non-standard pieces o noise tonight?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:21:12 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

Why thank you!

no problem.

let's see, who's on now?
Turkey?

edit i'm correct
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:21:38 pm: oooh turkey music sounds sweet ok :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: out of 5
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:22:10 pm: Turkey: no, they can't even sing
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:22:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
oooh turkey music sounds sweet ok :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: out of 5

best i heard for now.

on the other hand, that ain't to hard.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:23:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

on the other hand, that ain't to hard.

lol :lol:

Argh where the hell is tatu :D cant wait rofl will they snuggle onstage :p
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:23:35 pm: Turkey:

Hey, that's good even by normal standards! :yes: :yes: :yes:

They could use, some, I dunno, melody, but since any other song doesn't have it, my vote goes to either turkey or Austria
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:23:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ulundel
Turkey: no, they can't even sing

but their dance stuff looks pretty good, as far i can see in this slidewhow.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:24:44 pm: Malta now :) nice chillout song :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:25:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Malta now :)

ok, guys, what's up with that floor, it looks like it moves.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:25:27 pm: Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:26:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ulundel
Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:
as far as i know EJ, it sounds like it.

or any other standard piece of noice.

edit:

i just saw her face, and it looks like his.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:26:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ulundel
Malta: Elton John's wife? :rolleyes:

there are projectors under the floor and i have never seen her :p:hopping:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:26:31 pm: Malta: Dunno, I fell asleep after the first tacts.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:27:42 pm: hey, it looks like this one is moving, that's a start.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:27:50 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

ok, guys, what's up with that floor, it looks like it moves.

It's the Latvians. They've got the neighbority complex.

(so do we, but that doesn't matter)
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:28:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

It's the Latvians. They've got the neighbority complex.

(so do we, but that doesn't matter)

:wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:28:44 pm: Bosnia uhm different :wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:29:28 pm: Bosnia & Herzegovina: it looks pretty ni... *falls asleep*
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:29:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Bosnia uhm different :wtf:

at least it's original

euh, no, original start, standard song other than that.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:29:56 pm: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:30:31 pm: B&H:

Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb...

And that's one FAT background singer. I mean, that's not fat-like-my-mother, that's like fat-like-my-biology-teacher.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:30:34 pm: Well, this is bearable, but only due to the alcohol to my right. :nervous:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:30:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

could be worse.

at least we don't understand what they are saying, doesn't sound like anything smart, though
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ulundel on May 24, 2003, 02:30:58 pm: I don't like this lady trying to look sexy. I don't like it at all... :ick
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:31:19 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

at least it's original

Sexbomb is the most plagiated song in the world. Thank you for my attention.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:32:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

Sexbomb is the most plagiated song in the world. Thank you for my attention.

i klnow, i said that beofer the rest started, i just heard some kind of chant, and some light singing.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:33:00 pm: portugal.

doesn'tsound to bad, at the beginning :doubt:

edit:

figures

barable, but not good at all.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:33:51 pm: what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:34:11 pm: Portugal: Hey, that's Shakira. Only she's 10 years to old, and has menstruation.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:34:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:

it's what most of the hit charts are filed with, and so, they are called "popular":rolleyes:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:34:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
what is it with theese ****ty songs :hopping:

It's Eurovision. Duh. :rolleyes:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:35:05 pm: oh **** now she's doing the Shakira thing YUCK!!!! Fake :no:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:35:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
oh **** now she's doing the Shakira thing YUCK!!!! Fake :no:

what thing, i'm watching a slideshow here, half a FPS.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:36:52 pm: croatia, a rip off, from, uhm dunno, sounds familiar.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:36:55 pm: if it was english i would say i can listen to it currently NO 5 more ****ty songs and im gonna turn the frelling TV off and go to sleep
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:37:55 pm: Croatia:

BOOOBIES!!!

And that gay dude who was apparently having fantasies of Michael Jackson was cool too.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:38:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
And that gay dude who was apparently having fantasies of Michael Jackson was cool too.

:wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Nuclear1 on May 24, 2003, 02:38:19 pm: Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. Your testosterone and natural insanity have gotten the best of you again...

But anyway...
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:38:51 pm: oh hell now theyr singing in eng and it sucks even more aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! *goes insane*
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:38:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Portugal: Hey, that's Shakira. Only she's 10 years to old, and has menstruation.

:wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:40:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
oh hell now theyr singing in eng and it sucks even more aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! *goes insane*

ok, off course.

this is torture, i geuss we know what the Iraqi POW's are listening to now.

and what they are going to be listeing to for the next vouple of months.

i'd take Metellica
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:40:29 pm: *turns off the sound and deleetes the guy from screen and digs the dancers*
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:41:06 pm: ok, this would be one fo the worst, this is truly terrible.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:41:10 pm: Cyprus:

Let's see, now we've got Enrique, let's see which singers have not been plagiated yet:

Spice Girls
Backstreet Boys.

better than I thought.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:42:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
ok, this would be one fo the worst, this is truly terrible.

didn't they have the same song last year? and the year before?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:43:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

didn't they have the same song last year? and the year before?

first tim i watch this ****, luckily. probally the last, the bashing is fun though.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:43:55 pm: Typical germans.....

i would not sing that song even if someone gave me 10000 bucks
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:44:00 pm: Warning: Cheap Lulu rip-off now playing! :eek:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:44:10 pm: HELP MEEEEEEE!
germany is awwfull.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:44:57 pm: Germany:

Singer looks like a drag queen, as for the background singer, I want to make love to all four of them, simultaneously.

Speaking of ****ing, pornificationists are coming up next.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:45:13 pm: crap, this is gonna be stuck in my head for the next couple of months.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:45:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

Speaking of ****ing, pornificationists are coming up next.

Ye whit?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:46:16 pm: "lets get happy and be gay"

:wtf:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:47:02 pm: Ah, I see now what you mean Stu...

:D
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:47:02 pm: WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TATU!!!!!!!!!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:47:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
"lets get happy and be gay"

:wtf:

gay is another word for happy, if that's what you mean.

i haven;t been paying attention, for the prupose of self-prevervation.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:47:39 pm: this should be good.

i mean the song, the girls are good too.
edit:

techo ain'tmy style, but it ain't bad.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:48:05 pm: OMFG **** THAT!
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:48:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
OMFG **** THAT!

huh?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:49:34 pm: i meant Oh my God F U * K That song it blows
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:50:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
i meant Oh my God F U * K That song it blows

i'm afraid i have to agree, ig you mean the :no:
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:51:09 pm: Russia: That was SUCK!! The best they could do was hold their hands. BEJEEZUZ! I mean, they're the famous lesbian publicityduo. DO SMTNG!
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:51:25 pm: *shivers*

man, that singing was awwfull, i eman, their other tracks aren't that bad, but this is.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:51:42 pm: nice clothes no breasts :) and the song is a Iglesias Ripoff
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Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 02:51:50 pm: Me likes Spain... but something tells me this won't last.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:52:15 pm: wasn't this song sung by some toher country a couple of minutes ago?
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:52:38 pm: Spain:

Oh, that was a song? I thought that was still the promotional cinematic.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:52:55 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
wasn't this song sung by some toher country a couple of minutes ago?

:lol:
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 02:53:09 pm: Aaw man... No kissing.... No naked bodies. No nothing. And the song sucked. Hell they all do.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:54:12 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Aaw man... No kissing.... No naked bodies. No nothing. And

that's all you guys can think of, isn't it?
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:55:27 pm: i have no more words left :wtf:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:55:57 pm: uhm since when is Israel located in Europe?

btw, the song, sounds waaaaaaaay to familiar
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:56:21 pm: now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.

*goes and mutes the TV*
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:57:01 pm: **** if this continues estonia is g0nna win ..... Were ****ed
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:57:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.

*goes and mutes the TV*

i'll switch to some big artillery:

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:57:28 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

that's all you guys can think of, isn't it?

oh, we can think of a lot of cultural and educational things. But look at the thread title. This is Eurovision.

In short, no.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 02:58:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
**** if this continues estonia is g0nna win ..... Were ****ed

We did a fricckin' better show last year.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:58:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
oh, we can think of a lot of cultural and educational things. But look at the thread title. This is Eurovision.

In short, no.

oh, ok
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:58:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
now THAT'S t.A.T.u. A jewish gay dude, and 5 lesbians. I live for this.

*goes and mutes the TV*

I agree :)
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 02:59:02 pm: uhm, a presentational break.

great.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 02:59:33 pm: stu i mean Estonia is gonna go bankrupt if we havta do it again :(
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:00:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
uhm, a presentational break.

great.

atlast my brain can rest... NOT netherlands
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:00:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak

atlast my brain can rest... NOT netherlands

uh?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:01:47 pm: oh boy, here is all the Netherlands can bring.

i'm very ashamed of my country
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:02:08 pm: this is byfar the best i have heard :yes:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:03:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
this is byfar the best i have heard :yes:

this is some of the worst i heard.

i mean, it's bareable, but so terribly standard
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:03:44 pm: Netherlands: A classical Eurovision song, complete with the token fat background singer. No emotions.

As for the show... the Latvian hosts pulled off 5 lame jokes in 1 minute! That's got to be SOME kind of record. :sigh:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:03:58 pm: estonians is the best :)
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:05:15 pm: is very, very ashamed.

man, there ARE better Dutch bands, trust me.

for good music by dutch bands, check Krezip or Kane.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:05:48 pm: someone PLEASE kill me god this is ****ing murdering my brins argh this sucks BLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:05:52 pm: what country is this?

it's standard, anyway, but better than the rest, i geuss
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 03:07:04 pm: SHE WAS TOTALLY OFF KEY!!! Oh god how dreadfull...
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:07:19 pm: Quote

Songs not yet plagiated:

Spice Girls
Backstreet Boys

Okay, scrap them, now EVERYTHING has been plagiated. Of course, this was mildly original, since it was sung in minor.

That singer had a fine... erm.... dress.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:07:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
SHE WAS TOTALLY OFF KEY!!! Oh god how dreadfull...

who?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:07:52 pm: this is the crapies euro i have EVER seen
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:08:37 pm: darn, this was the UK, that was a dissapointment
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:09:29 pm: ok the ONLY people who deserve a prize this year is the background dancers
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:10:01 pm: uhm, well, ok.

ok, what to say?

this can't get worse, can it?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:10:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
ok the ONLY people who deserve a prize this year is the background dancers

agreed, the songs are terrible
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:11:11 pm: Ukraine:

Hey, I actually like this song. I can't even make a rude sarcastic comment about that one.

Aside from the fact, that it's named "Hasta la vista"
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:12:02 pm: Might As well send Arnold "the Terminator" to sing hasta-la-vista baby
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:13:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Might As well send Arnold "the Terminator" to sing hasta-la-vista baby

at least we'd have something to laugh at.
greece:

i thought i herad this before, but that goes for all of these songs.

edit:

uhm, saw a frame of the dress, interesting.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:13:54 pm: the clothes look nice :eek2:

And this must be the fastest built thread evah :D
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 03:14:14 pm: Yeah, I meant that the UK singer was off key. I mean the song as aweful.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:14:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
the clothes look nice :eek2:

And this must be the fastest built thread evah :D

great for postcounts!
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:14:34 pm: Greece:

A horse with boobies! kewl.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:14:50 pm: i saw the face, and must agree.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:17:01 pm: norway, not that bad, as far as i can tell at the beginning.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:17:31 pm: Norway:

Couldn't we sue them or something?
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:18:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Norway:

Couldn't we sue them or something?

why?

w00t, 800 posts!

it ain't all that bad, a bit gooy, but it doesn't sound to bad.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:19:20 pm: because it plagiated every single slow song I ever heard?

anyway, France is coming up, and that usually means good.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:19:34 pm: cant we shoot the gey guy for some reason?
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:19:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
anyway, France is coming up, and that usually means good.

that would be a change.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:21:30 pm: uhm nice sound, the lyrics are basicly "i'm lost without you", from what i can understand.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:21:58 pm: well its .... better
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:22:02 pm: France: The girl is half afghan, half italian, the pianist is black, and the song is france. nice.

But I'm in love with the french language, so I can't say anything bad about it.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:22:30 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
But I'm in love with the french language, so I can't say anything bad about it.

can you tell me what this means?
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:23:04 pm: I.

Like.

Frenche.

Merde.
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Post by: YodaSean on May 24, 2003, 03:23:40 pm: what is this eurovision contest? Can someone explain?
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:23:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
I.

Like.

Frenche.

Merde.

ok, do you know what the song ment?

i hate French, because i have to study it at school. and i suck at it.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:25:18 pm: ah, great, i geuss it isn't the wurst i heard, but i'm not sure.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:25:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by YodaSean
what is this eurovision contest? Can someone explain?

its a european song contest where ****y people make fools out of theyr countrys ;)
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:25:47 pm: Poland: Two polish dudes singing communistic songs in german, wearing Matrix uniforms. WHAT WITH THE MULTINATIONALITY.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:27:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak

its a european song contest where ****y people make fools out of theyr countrys ;)

Except for us. We rock.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:28:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

Except for us. We rock.

Estonia o\/\/nz y0!

Page Nr8
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:28:32 pm: shoot me, now.

this is horror.

kill me.

now.

NOW G*DDAMMIT
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:30:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
shoot me, now.

this is horror.

kill me.

now.

NOW G*DDAMMIT

please?

i want to die
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:30:20 pm: Latvia:

A rehash from the Brainstorm song from the year when we won.

And what's with the Vulcan 'Peace and Long Life' greeting thing.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:31:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

please?

i want to die

Kills Kas
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:31:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Latvia:

A rehash from the Brainstorm song from the year when we won.

And what's with the Vulcan 'Peace and Long Life' greeting thing.

must have missed that slide on the slideshow.

and forget the killing,the horror stopped.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:31:55 pm: Actualy its "live long and prosper"
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:32:08 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak

Kills Kas

at leat tell how, and typemy entier name, or copy/paste it.

BTW, who's playing this ****, i mised the country name .
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:32:59 pm: Belgium: Hey, I like this song! It's gonna get the second-from-last place (the last one going to my personal favorite, Austria), but it's kewl!
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:33:17 pm: *Rekills Kasprel with a borrowed axe from tiara*
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:34:32 pm: YYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW............ ESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIA!!!!
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:34:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Belgium: Hey, I like this song! It's gonna get the second-from-last place (the last one going to my personal favorite, Austria), but it's kewl!

belgium?

wtf?

what language is this.

not French, not Dutch,not English and no German either, that excludes Belgium
and about the killing, you know how much dummies cost, right?

expect to be billed
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:35:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Kasprel

:hopping:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:36:02 pm: Estonia:

could be worse, kinda good actually.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:37:23 pm: Estonia: We're good. As usual
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:38:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Estonia: We're good. As usual

kinda boring lyrics, but pretty good.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:38:23 pm: well we r in top 5 :)
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:38:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

belgium?

wtf?

what language is this.

not French, not Dutch,not English and no German either, that excludes Belgium

According to our commentator, it's a made-up language, by the singers.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:39:54 pm: romania:

this is kinda original, compared to the rest of these songs, but i shure don't like it.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:40:53 pm: ok music gets top grade backgrond female dancer top grade singer voice crappy otherwize pretty good
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:41:27 pm: oh damn, not anothe plagiate.

And the breake-dance is straight out from Everybody.

And it's 10 years too late.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:43:24 pm: sweden: o boy, can this get any worse?

how long till this is over?
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:43:52 pm: well, the swedes have sung the same song over and over again for the past 18 years, so this was expected
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:44:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
well, the swedes have sung the same song over and over again for the past 18 years, so this was expected

you're joking, right?

how long is this gonna go on, i need sleep, and it's 22:44 over here.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:46:43 pm: Shaleen ripoff biatch
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:47:12 pm: Slovenia:

Please, PLEASE tell me these are real women this time.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:47:39 pm: ok, this isn't the worst, but it's close.

all these songs sound a like.
starts falling asleep.

how long till this is over?
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:48:05 pm: this is the last one, and then there's the voting.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:48:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Slovenia:

Please, PLEASE tell me these are real women this time.

the face doesn't look female, or even human.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:48:41 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
this is the last one, and then there's the voting.

ah, finally

my poor ears.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:48:46 pm: so whos gonna win? noone ill take the prize c ya :ha:
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 03:49:14 pm: can't beat bright pink. :lol:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:50:22 pm: hey, the guys called this a sad situation, the reason are wrong, but the statement is good.
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Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 03:50:27 pm: AHAHAAHAH!

Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:50:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
can't beat bright pink. :lol:

:lol:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:50:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!

Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Woagn: No, we take you out back and shoot you.

ROFLMAO
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 03:51:19 pm: Ha, Romania was well ****ed up.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:51:33 pm: o crap, everything once again, help me!
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:51:36 pm: Marie N speaks French PERFECTLY~! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Now, I'm off to vote for Austria.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:52:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!

Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.

LMAO!!!!!
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 03:53:16 pm: asta lavista baby?
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:53:58 pm: believe me, we know. :shaking:

Too bad it was a half-decent song.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 03:54:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
asta lavista baby?

that's oukraine, and bad
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:54:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
AHAHAAHAH!

Dude: We have to wait a year for the next Eurovision Song Contest
Wogan: No, we take you out back and shoot you.

teeee heeee :lol:
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 03:54:20 pm: Eh? Is that Isreili entry Dana International as a man again?!
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:56:03 pm: This is the fastest 10 pages of forum EVER!
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 03:57:19 pm: that german effort must be on happy pills.

And w00t - tatu!

Oh. My. God. Austria - HAHAHA!!!
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Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 03:57:57 pm: The Austrian entry reminded me of The Excorcist.

"Sure, I'd love a nice warm glass of milk and long, hard **** in the ass[/color] before I go to bed."
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 03:59:25 pm: well, Austria wasn't lesbian, but it hit damn near the mark.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 03:59:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
The Austrian entry reminded me of The Excorcist.

"Sure, I'd love a nice warm glass of milk and long, hard **** in the ass[/color] before I go to bed."

o.k.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:01:09 pm: now, Austria has my vote, and I have a feeling...

oh, I dunno, I'm just dissappointed that t.A.T.u. didn't even try a cunnilingus or something.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:03:48 pm: they shoulda hugged tightly on the stage instant vote :p
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:03:51 pm: my mum could choose between watching the Dutch president and this, and she choose this, now, what does that say about our government?
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:05:23 pm: Lower your Hair and Surrender your shoes We are the Hardlight Borg Resistance is Futile you must vote for Estonia.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:06:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
Lower your Hair and Surrender your shoes We are the Hardlight Borg Resistance is Futile you must vote for Estonia.

ok, that deserves a :wtf:, and the comentary deserves this:

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:07:32 pm: TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!

QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:07:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

ok, that deserves a :wtf:, and the comentary deserves this:

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)

wheres that borg smiley when you need it
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:08:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!

QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!

the nuke, and the a/m bomb, and every frigging weapon we can get our hands on, this is disastrous.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:09:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
TWO SONG CONTEST!!!!!!!!

QUICKLY!!! THE NUKE!!!! THE NUKE!!!

this is so ****ed up worlds greatest rap'er eminem Greatest Golf player Tiger woods ****iest song show 2xEurovision
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:10:06 pm: Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:

And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 04:10:46 pm: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!! HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!! TWO CONTESTS!!! OH GOD IN HEAVEN!! HELP! :hopping: :wtf: :eek2: :confused: :shaking:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:11:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:

And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!

i thought you needed the most points?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:11:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Marko Reikop when Estonia was given 1 point:

And again I can happily say, ESTONIA IS LEADING THE CONTEST!

for exactly 15 seconds ;)
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:12:33 pm: meh. we got nothing.

See. People dig Austria.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:12:57 pm: wtf, Russia is still third, that's wierd
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:13:27 pm: Netherlands 5 points.

Better then nothing.

It sucks i missed all the songs.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:14:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
Netherlands 5 points.

Better then nothing.

It sucks i missed all the songs.

yeah, that deserves a :wtf:

but you didn't mis to much.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:16:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage

It sucks i missed all the songs.

you lucky, lucky man
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:16:22 pm: btw, guys, is this considered spamming on my part?

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/misc.php?s=&action=whoposted&threadid=15333

Total Posts: 242
User Posts
kasperl 91
Stunaep 56
Ashrak 56
Ulundel 11
Dark_4ce 6
vyper 6
an0n 5
beatspete 5
Darkage 2
kode 1
YodaSean 1
Petrarch of the VBB 1
nuclear1 1

belgium on top, :wtf:, they were one of the worst.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:16:48 pm: Did this one suck that much?

We got 12 points now.

Edit: 14 points now.

kas i posted 3 times now:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:18:19 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
Did this one suck that much?

We got 12 points now.

oh yeah,

norway on top, uhm, right.

what was norway's song again?
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:19:26 pm: ok i need to kick up the postcount :p

look at the malteese cow lol she cant even talk in english normally ROFLMAO
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:19:47 pm: please, the jokes are killing me. PLEASE!:sigh:
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:20:03 pm: ok,:wtf: they fubared this up, just to stall the frigging count.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:20:30 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

oh yeah,

norway on top, uhm, right.

what was norway's song again?

the 5 lesbians and one gay ?
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:21:21 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak

the 5 lesbians and one gay ?

ah yeah, and :wtf: is belgium at top?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:21:24 pm: were nr 15 thats frelloxed :(
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:22:22 pm: The ***** from austria who said the point thing. IS DAMN ugly!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:22:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

ah yeah, and :wtf: is belgium at top?

well its bleg or norway now....
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:22:46 pm: Portugal giving Spain 12 points. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:23:15 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
were nr 15 thats frelloxed :(

Holland 14th, for now atleast.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:23:51 pm: the guy giving the votes welll looks like an idiot :p
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:24:17 pm: wtf, a guy reading the scores, that's a first.

and if belgium is winning, those computerguys are driving new cars.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:24:56 pm: The presentators also look dumb. They proberly are.
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:24:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage

Holland 14th, for now atleast.

how the **** can people give russia points?!?!?
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Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:25:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
The presentators also look dumb. They proberly are.

you mean the hosts look at the guy giving points SO gay!
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:25:59 pm: Because they are dumb?:p

The guy from Cyprus is a damn gay. His grin is to big i don't liek him.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:26:57 pm: omg. Russia is competing with Austria. I'm torn.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:27:01 pm: it's way to late out here, i'm falling a sleep.

a,turkey leading, better then belgium.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:27:51 pm: cyprus giving to points to Greece, can't vote on themselfs so they vote on thier neighbours.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:27:56 pm: These presentators are to damn pushie for the votes.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:29:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
These presentators are to damn pushie for the votes.

off course they are, they know that most people watching this are falling asleep.

russia second, turkey first, ok,kinda WTF, but could be worse
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:29:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
it's way to late out here, i'm falling a sleep.

a,turkey leading, better then belgium.

LATE! The day night just started! time for beer!

The girl from russia has yellow teeth! shine a light in them and you have a second sun.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:30:24 pm: Sure, russia, flatter us, then annex us again for the next 50 years. :doubt:
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:30:55 pm: Netherlands 24 points total!:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:31:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage

LATE! The day night just started! time for beer!

The girl from russia has yellow teeth! shine a light in them and you have a second sun.

argh, man,kijk op de klok, tis 23:30. ik val in slaap.

omfg, 23:30 and still counting
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:32:01 pm: wtf, 10 points to NL, :wtf:, that was wrong, that song was really, really bad.
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:32:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

argh, man,kijk op de klok, tis 23:30. ik val in slaap.

omfg, 23:30 and still counting

i know what the time is.:)

I'm eating chicken.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:32:52 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
I'm eating chicken.

ok
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:33:45 pm: I know.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Ashrak on May 24, 2003, 04:34:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Sure, russia, flatter us, then annex us again for the next 50 years. :doubt:

jup thats how it usually goes
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:34:56 pm: We got 26 points. Could be worse.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:35:08 pm: only 0:31 here. I'm just getting started.

Well, we might get a second chance at the lesbian show.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:35:42 pm: i'm a spammer:

<br />
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:36:01 pm: This sucks.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:36:49 pm: We know Kas:D

The dutch are gonna vote now.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:36:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
This sucks.

what?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 04:37:21 pm: I was right about Germany and Turkey and Cyprus and Greece. Man the voting is so predictable...
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:37:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
only 0:31 here. I'm just getting started.

Well, we might get a second chance at the lesbian show.

LESBIAN show! where when !?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:37:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

what?

The show.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:38:02 pm: argh, the accend of the Dutch chick, terrible
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:38:50 pm: We got 1 point from the UK.

Gives us 27 in total.

But everyone can see that.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:39:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
We got 1 point from the UK.

Gives us 27 in total.

But everyone can see that.

uh, right, i just saw that, that means this web thing is behind a coupleof minutes.
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:39:28 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
argh, the accend of the Dutch chick, terrible

I want to hear your accent then:D

Proberly not better then her accent:p
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:40:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

uh, right, i just saw that, that means this web thing is behind a coupleof minutes.

Switch to Nederland 2 dude.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:40:38 pm: come to think, holding Eurovision in Moscow wouldn't be so bad. Maybe they could do it on the Red Square
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:40:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage

Switch to Nederland 2 dude.

haven't got my headphones in my tv, i would wake up the entire house.

and my accent ain'tTHAT bad, but hers could be worse, i geuss.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:41:48 pm: UK and Latvia no points. They must have sucked allot then.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:42:28 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
UK and Latvia no points. They must have sucked allot then.

tehy did indeed.

and d*mmit, Belgium at top again
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:42:53 pm: OH NO!!! If russia wins, then... I might have to...

NEVER look on the first page of this thread.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 04:43:16 pm: Greece gives 12 to cyprus... I BET YOU ANYTHING!!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:44:11 pm: :wtf: Weird ****.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:44:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
OH NO!!! If russia wins, then... I might have to...

NEVER look on the first page of this thread.

hahaha!

Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.

I didn't say that.:nervous:
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 04:45:13 pm: told you guys. Voting is rigged.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:45:18 pm: Quote
Greece gives 12 to cyprus... I BET YOU ANYTHING!!

you were right. Everyone. say AAAAH.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:45:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
told you guys. Voting is rigged.

duh
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:45:53 pm: 5 points for Holland:D

32 now:D

(http://www.interdiveholidays.nl/index/pictures/dutch.gif)

:D:D:D:D
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:46:15 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
told you guys. Voting is rigged.

No it's not. It's televoting. It's like sex. You give to people you know.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:46:45 pm: you ment this Darkage:

(http://www.interdiveholidays.nl/index/pictures/dutch.gif)

edit:

his image works now too, wierd.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:47:06 pm: You have experience with phone sex right?:D
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 04:47:12 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

duh

Yeah, I guess its obvious....:blah: :o
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:47:48 pm: Yes kas......i had the wrong link pasted:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:48:34 pm: how much more votes?

I.

Need.

Sleep.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:49:49 pm: That Latvia guy is.....just wrong.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:49:53 pm: OH ****!!! THE LATVIAN VOTER IS VERY GAY!
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:50:43 pm: ok, last vote,i'm afraid Belgium is going to win.

plz, no.
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:50:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
OH ****!!! THE LATVIAN VOTER IS VERY GAY!

No **** sherlock:p

Even gayer then the guy from Cyprus
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:51:48 pm: These russian girls on that sofa have prety nice BOOBIES!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:51:51 pm: crap, Belgium wins

edit:

one more vote left, plz?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:52:41 pm: weel, I'm not surprised Russia got 12 from Latvia. That guy was at least as lesbian as t.A.T.u.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:52:59 pm: And this the only one who can't speak english.

But still we got 8 points extra. 40 NOW!:D
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:53:35 pm: Estonia now.

ok...i admit i'm spamming:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:53:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
And this the only one who can't speak english.

But still we got 8 points extra. 40 NOW!:D

france couldn't either.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:54:28 pm: Missed that one.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:54:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
ok...i admit i'm spamming:D

duh,look at this, you show up late and do this:

<br />
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:55:44 pm: I'll proberly won't get above Ashtray:p
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:55:51 pm: I'm not (again) surprised that we gave Russia 12 points. I mean, roughly a fourth of our population is russians.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:56:26 pm: no wonder the most vote for russia.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:56:30 pm: How.

Much.

More.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:57:39 pm: OOH! Swedish tities!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:58:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
OOH! Swedish tities!

uh?
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 04:58:53 pm: TV doesn't let you mis it:D

45 points for Holland now.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 04:59:02 pm: ah thank god, I don't have to make Teno's dog an offer he can't refuse.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 04:59:49 pm: one more country left, it's still possible.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 05:00:50 pm: despite the gaynes of the Slovenian dude, that was actually a tolerable joke.
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Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 05:01:00 pm: Oh this Slovanian guy sure is funny... :rolleyes:

...but look at his shirt! The purple sequens!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:01:08 pm: What a damn macho....

Hmm....you where gonna **** that dog then right?:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 05:01:21 pm: crap 0:00 over here, I NEED SLEEP, i have to study for a very important test on monday.

nothing like coffee i geuss.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:01:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
despite the gaynes of the Slovenian dude, that was actually a tolerable joke.

True.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: beatspete on May 24, 2003, 05:02:51 pm: No votes! Go us!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:02:57 pm: These Turkish girls don't look bad. You can see there nipples trough there tops if you look closely:D
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 05:03:00 pm: uhm Turkey, i geuss it's better then Belgium.

to bad russia didn't win. the song sucked, but Stu's bet owned.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 05:03:59 pm: whow. that was close. Teno's dog can live.

Too bad we didn't get a lesboshow though.
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Post by: kasperl on May 24, 2003, 05:04:05 pm: ok, that's it, i'm going to bed, i'll see any other comments tommorow.

<br />

uhm, 121 posts, not bad for one night.
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:04:07 pm: Damn i feel like going to a HUGE ****ing party now!
Title: The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Post by: an0n on May 24, 2003, 05:04:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
No votes! Go us!

WOGAN: I think the UK is suffering from what I might call 'post-iraqi backlash'.

I wasn't paying attention in IRC:
Quote

[24/05/2003 - 22:51:22] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:26] an0n|eurovision> 12.
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:29] an0n|eurovision> 12 to Russia
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:31] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:31] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:32] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:32] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:32] an0n|eurovision> c'mon
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:36] an0n|eurovision> YES!
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:37] an0n|eurovision> Mwuahahaha
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:41] an0n|eurovision> The dykes won.
[24/05/2003 - 22:51:54] an0n|eurovision> Wogan: A sunshine holiday! Thank you, thank you.
[24/05/2003 - 22:52:03] an0n|eurovision> Wait
[24/05/2003 - 22:52:06] an0n|eurovision> I wasn't paying attention
[24/05/2003 - 22:52:09] an0n|eurovision> Did Turkey win?
[24/05/2003 - 22:52:20] an0n|eurovision> Bah
[24/05/2003 - 22:52:21] an0n|eurovision> ****
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 05:04:59 pm: 7 pages. riiiight....

Well, next year...

I´m emigrating.
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:06:58 pm: She doesn't sing that good.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 24, 2003, 05:09:45 pm: well, that wasn't exactly that bad a song. And our commentator was a good sport. And this thread was fricckin' huge.

bye
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 05:10:43 pm: It grew fast indeed:D Mostly spam.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on May 24, 2003, 05:10:49 pm: It was fun... Well, until the next TWO!
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Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on May 24, 2003, 05:21:20 pm: Bah, we were cheated of victory :mad:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on May 24, 2003, 06:28:29 pm: I was so looking forward to TATU as well... sigh

*fires up pr0n folder*
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Post by: vyper on May 24, 2003, 06:32:21 pm: UK got no votes... :wtf: :(
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Post by: Darkage on May 24, 2003, 07:09:28 pm: the only country that didn't got a vote right?
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Post by: Nuclear1 on May 24, 2003, 07:55:56 pm: :lol: You people are nuts.
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Post by: Hunter on May 25, 2003, 04:43:09 am: And so right too.. UK song was total ****, ok lyrics, but that women was CRAP !!

And Darkage, I thought you had your OWN personal boobies to admire near you? :-P
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Post by: 01010 on May 25, 2003, 07:17:56 am: 8 pages at 50 replies per page. About the friggin eurovision pile o' ****e contest.

::shakes head::
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Post by: J.F.K. on May 25, 2003, 07:27:01 am: Go Norway. :D
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Post by: Darkage on May 25, 2003, 10:31:27 am: Quote
Originally posted by Hunt Smacker
And so right too.. UK song was total ****, ok lyrics, but that women was CRAP !!

And Darkage, I thought you had your OWN personal boobies to admire near you? :-P

Yes i have, but some extra never hurts:D

*Sees angry face from g/f*

*runs like hell*
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Post by: Stunaep on May 25, 2003, 12:27:36 pm: Okay, now the Russians are complaining, that there's a Western-European anti-russianism thing going on. Because they didn't win. :rolleyes:
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Post by: kode on May 25, 2003, 12:46:19 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Okay, now the Russians are complaining, that there's a Western-European anti-russianism thing going on. Because they didn't win. :rolleyes:

yep.
for having such a sucky song to compete with, they should be more than happy they got that many votes, imo.
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 25, 2003, 02:38:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Okay, now the Russians are complaining, that there's a Western-European anti-russianism thing going on. Because they didn't win. :rolleyes:

They didn't win because they're a bunchy of shouty schoolgirls... I mean, for christ sake. It's one thing to pull of the whole lesbians in the rain theme for a single video, but making a career out of it? I don't bloody thinks so.

I had the misfortune of watching a miniscule portion of that bloody show, and I have only just realised how truly, utterly awful it is.... I mean, I figured (not having really watched any of it for years) it was just yer bog-standard pop. but nope, it truly is the sort of mind-numbing awfulness that makes the Cheeky Girls look like Motzart.

And the British entry? Utter pish (and totally out of tune, hoho!). Thank god - I'd hate to think anything that bad could be successful... although looking at Pop Idol and that reality crap, it's a pretty forlorn hope.