Originally posted by Pera
This probably doesn't qualify as "mecha", but I'd take it(the real plane, that is):
(Image of Fw190)
Originally posted by Razor
I'll take an SR 71...
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBBG-11. At almost two decades old it's not new any more. ;)
Anyway, for a rilfe I'd take that new H&K one that uses cartrdgless ammo and can reach 2200rpm, i'd give the name, but my book has disappeared.
Originally posted by TrashMan
Naturally!
(http://www.escaflowneonline.com/images/01-13.jpg)
Fast, cool looking, has a big sword, shoulder mounted crystal-beam cannons, can teleport itself anywhere....;7
Allso it has "realistic" controls and the power of atlantis.....And can change into a dragon...and has a hyper-jet engine of a sort...
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
What about some sort of wrist-mounted weapon?
Originally posted by an0n
For weaponry, nothing beats the Genesis Device.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Really I'd settle for the up-rooted sign post.
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I like your style; a good old fashioned bludgeoning device, widely available and in a myriad of shapes, designs and colours.
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Originally posted by Tiara
*presents her two beauties*
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
:eek2:
*sees picture*
*is disapointed*
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
:eek2:
*sees picture*
*is disapointed*
Originally posted by Styxx
What would you do with that, watch the battle? :p
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Excellent work there Miss T. (Mrs. TCO?)
Originally posted by Tiara
TDX-01X Thunder Axe
http://www.swooh.com/peon/Tiara/axemech.gif
TDX-02L Thunder Axe
http://www.swooh.com/peon/Tiara/axemech2.gif
Originally posted by Carl
alright, but you brought it upon yourselves.
[img]http://www.angelfire.com/al/AltheGal/images/dmegaz.jpg
Originally posted by Razor
Pff..your harmless axes are no match for me.
*Nukes the Axe-o-bot. :p
Hitchhikers' Guide
Very deep. You should send that in to the Readers' Digest. They've got a page for people like you.
Neither is your nuke for my Evangelion - nothing made by mortal hands can shatter my Absolute Terror field, the divine light of a soul.Beside even if you drop it on my land, it would be little solace since my power would unleash and infernal fury on your land, and hunt down your kind 'til enternity. We're not one, neither a unison, yet the complex realtion between human and eva are comparable only to something of divine origin
Originally posted by FlaserHow about a 180 MW positron gun? Or an Effector? Or a visual-band laser? Saying your invulnerable just makes you the first target. :devil:
Neither is your nuke for my Evangelion - nothing made by mortal hands can shatter my Absolute Terror field, the divine light of a soul.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I'll take a Krogoth, anyday!
Originally posted by Razor
This one?
Originally posted by Flaser
Neither is your nuke for my Evangelion
Originally posted by redsniper
forget what I said about driving a Daishi
Metal Gear RAY all the way baby!
Originally posted by redsniper
How about 10,000 nukes ;7
Originally posted by Turnsky
you used a ration?:wtf:
Pansy
Originally posted by Carl
alright, but you brought it upon yourselves.
http://www.angelfire.com/al/AltheGal/images/dmegaz.jpg
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Meh, I took out like - six of those with nothing but a ration and a rocketlauncher.
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Originally posted by Flaser
You're no fun - though I wonder, how you gona deliver that and still get back in one piece.
Originally posted by Kamikaze
http://www.namco-xenosaga.com/gallery/screenshots/images/XIDscreenshot05.jpg[/img]
I am win!
Originally posted by Styxx
What would you do with that, watch the battle? :p
Originally posted by Flaser
Quite a dangerous choice - whatever happens to the melef, happens to the pilot as well...
Well same goes for Evas anyway...except that those things have a mind of their own as well.
Originally posted by YodaSean
I read a book written by a guy who helped design the SR-71, one of the things he talked about was an "energy bomb" they though up of; basically they would put a big steel weight on the plane and drop it on something going at mach 3, the effect would be like getting hit with some sort of meteorite :drevil:
Originally posted by tEAbAG
And the amazing little FN P90
(http://world.guns.ru/smg/fn_p90.jpg)
Originally posted by an0n
I'd have the ultra-bot thingy from Transformers. Y'know, the huge purple-green thingy that was like 50 times the size of a normal transformer.
I can't remember what it was called though.
Originally posted by Razor
You are still watching power rangers? :lol: God help you.
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
TBh you all loose vs
(http://www.arwyn.homestead.com/files/van_road.jpg)
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Originally posted by TrashMan
I'm thinking of putting this pic in my siggy!
Originally posted by TrashMan
As I recall, Van was left with the pendant in the end...:D
Dragonblood? Well, you can't be sure, can't you.....
EVA's - I have nothing against Evangelion, but I find robots built from angels/devils DNA a stupidity... Since I belive angels have no body and no DNA...
Nice show overall....
Originally posted by Kamikaze
these aren't biblical angels of any sort, it has been stated over and over.... the religious naming scheme was simply for aesthetics. It so happens that many Japanese people have no idea about christianity (as was the case with me) and a foreign terminology could seem bizarre and interesting.
Originally posted by diamondgeezerSiggy images aren't allowed anyhow. They annoy me.
Please don't
Originally posted by Corhellion
...maybe a predator clan...meh
Originally posted by RangerKarl
^^I don't get it^^
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Suffice to say, this is the one word the Knights of NI cannot hear!
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
That's it, I'm getting one of these (http://www.frenchcreekboatsales.com/details.asp?File_Number=BOP12)
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
You think they'll allow me to pay monthly on a Mig-29?
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Don't you just want an Ekranoplan?
Originally posted by Venom
what for? I'd prefer a real plane or a real boat I s'pose.mmh, that said, no. a real boat is nowhere near as cool.
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My official, final weapon of choice:
(EF2000 pic)
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My official, final weapon of choice:
(http://roi.orf.at/thema/abfangjaeger/img/eurofighter.jpg)
Originally posted by Flaser
It's good that someone finally realized the potent of the Typhoon - btw France isn't going to be a real problem, since they haven't been that active in the research from the very begining.
Have in mind though that it's mainly an interceptor, not a strike craft.
Originally posted by Venom
heh? France left the project years ago and made the Rafale, which is better anyway :ha:
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I'd like to see the Rafale dodge a volley ten Meteors, though that would leave me with only a couple of ASRAAMs and me cannon for getting dirty...
I had been aiming to join the RAF in the hopes of one day flying the Typhoon, but then I saw the light and decided that naval aviation is the choice of the professional - so bring on the X-35!
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Another chance to link to www.rusarm.ru methinks.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Another chance to link to www.rusarm.ru methinks.
Originally posted by Styxx
What would you do with that, watch the battle? :p
Originally posted by Razor
Yes, but MIG 29 owns the F 16 big time. Larger payload, long range missiles two engines (not just one like on the F 16), greater speed (d'oh)
Anyways, here is my pet. Now all I need to do is to load it with them special bombs and drop'em over your little robots. :drevil:
(http://www.flash.net/~larryd55/sr-71-3t.jpg)
Originally posted by Venom
Blah... Rafale... blah
Anywho, as for that SU-47 Berkut, that thing shouldn't be allowed. Luckily for the west it's a one-off technology demonstator built by Sukhoi, who didn't have enough money to push it for production. It packs something like 80k lbs of thrust and is rumoured to have rear-facing radar for complete 360 degree coverage. The best bit is, it's 'super-manouverable', which basically means the pilot retains complete control in a stall
Skyguard Velos - RIM-7 M Sparrow
(http://www.hellas.org/military/air_force/images/sparro-2.jpg)
(close proximity to my house)
Patriots (duh)
(http://dutita0.twi.tudelft.nl/users/vuik/wi211/patriot.jpg)
(Spread around the edge of my island)
In case of persistant irritation of a particular person/nation some ICBM's[/b]
DF-5 CSS-4 Mod. 2
Specs: (ICBM, two stage, liquid-fueled, range: 13,000 km/11,000 km/7,457 miles, modernized, blunt nose, increased range or payload)
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Isn't the Rafale the one which the French built before they realised their carriers weren't big enough for it? The Charles de Gaulle was the carrier in question, I think...
Anywho, as for that SU-47 Berkut, that thing shouldn't be allowed. Luckily for the west it's a one-off technology demonstator built by Sukhoi, who didn't have enough money to push it for production. It packs something like 80k lbs of thrust and is rumoured to have rear-facing radar for complete 360 degree coverage. The best bit is, it's 'super-manouverable', which basically means the pilot retains complete control in a stall :shaking:
God forbid the russians ever get the thing in to the factories...
Originally posted by Venom
anyway, the CdG musn't be that bad since the brits want to buy a couple of them :p
.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
But the Navy has just been talking of mothballing the carriers, very odd.
I demand the Britain buys the Nimitz, as with it being Nuclear powered, in only needs to refuel every FOURTEEN YEARS!
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
But the Navy has just been talking of mothballing the carriers, very odd.
I demand the Britain buys the Nimitz, as with it being Nuclear powered, in only needs to refuel every FOURTEEN YEARS!
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US navel ship and the Canadian coastguard.
Coastguard: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans:Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid a collision.
C: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
A: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
C: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
A: This is the aircraft carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet, we are accompanied by three distroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand you change your course 15 degrees north or countermeasures will be undertaken to secure the safety of this ship.
C: We're a lighthouse - Your call
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Actually here it is, the transcript. I've just found it through a quick google blast.
Originally posted by Tiara
Aircraft carrier 1
Originally posted by kasperl
:wtf:
since when?
Originally posted by Tiara
Apparently its a very old model and about to be decommisioned :p
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Is it a Native Dutch one, though? I've never heard of any carriers being built in Holland.
Originally posted by kasperl
me niether, i thought the biggest thing built for the navy here was the "rotterdam"
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
And what was it, pray? A cruiser of some sort?
Originally posted by kasperl
no, a transport.
Originally posted by kasperl
still, i never heard about any dutch aircraft carrier.
Originally posted by Tiara
When the Dutch Navy (Royal Netherlands Navy) is mentioned, few people think of aircraft carriers. In fact four aircraft carriers have flown the Dutch flag - two Merchant Aircraft Carriers, a single escort carrier, and a light fleet carrier.
Originally posted by Tiara
:wtf:
Its very likely you never truly studied history :p
When the Dutch Navy (Royal Netherlands Navy) is mentioned, few people think of aircraft carriers. In fact four aircraft carriers have flown the Dutch flag - two Merchant Aircraft Carriers, a single escort carrier, and a light fleet carrier.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
:wtf:
That is truly odd. It's not even as though you have that much coastline (at home, anyway)
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
:wtf:
For transporting what? Other ships?
BTW, is this it?
(http://mods.kmarns.net/ofp/rotterdam-irl.jpg)
Originally posted by kasperl
nope, i didn'treally have the change.
do you have a link to a site?
i'm currently looking at www.marine.nl, but i can't find anything on a carrier.
Originally posted by Tiara
I don't know if the carriers are dutch in origin but they did go under the Dutch flag.
Originally posted by Tiara
I didn't say they were all at the same time. Also you must remember that Holland controlled Indonesia for some time. And they have plenty of coastline :p
Also, the Zeven Provincieën is the biggest.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Know its name? I am determined to find out about this!
Originally posted by Tiara
Lets go back to the Dutch Golden Century where we kicked all your asses with our navy for a 100 years straight! ANd we were also the richest country btw ;7
:D:p:D:p
Originally posted by Tiara
Meh, no time for this crap... Believe me or not... or do the work yourself. I'm supposed to finish another @^$#@^$@ essay tommorow and you guys are distracting me! :p
Originally posted by Tiara
Thats "vliegen" and that means flying, yes :)
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I think I foud the part of the site where it would be, if "vleigen" means aviation, flying, that sort of thing.
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
The dutch needed a fleet to "protect" their colonies in the Dutch East Indies etc. pre WWII and for a short spell after it. The numerous carriers and submarines were for ASW during the cold war as the RN and the RDN(?) had to make up France's ASW commitement as well as their own.
Originally posted by Venom
RN= Royal Navy I gather
RDN= Royal Dutch Navy? ( I doubt dutch people would give an english name to their navy tho :p )
Originally posted by Venom
ok, her...
RN= Royal Navy I gather
RDN= Royal Dutch Navy? ( I doubt dutch people would give an english name to their navy tho :p )
but... ASW?
Originally posted by Tiara
Royal Dutch Navy is the exact tranbslation for the Dutch version: Nederlandse Koninklijke Marine (Though Royal and Dutch switched position) :p
Originally posted by kasperl
i thought it was Koninklijke Nederlands Marine, and not the other way around.
Originally posted by Tiara
:lol:
What ship is that? Probably 50 years old or something?
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I can't find a Dutch carrier, but I did find this ungainly monster.
(http://web.ukonline.co.uk/aj.cashmore/netherlands/destroyers/tromp/tromp3.jpg)
I believe the French navy has a ship with a similar dome.
Originally posted by kasperl
what's her name?
looks at filename, tromp? can't be the entire name.
Originally posted by kasperl
looks at filename, tromp? can't be the entire name.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
It is, I fear. There is another one like it called the De Ruyter.
Originally posted by kasperl
*thinks*
a, i think your correct, and "De Ruyter" was a famous admiral IIRC, but my history there is a bit foggy.
Originally posted by Tiara
Whats the general amrmament for a light cruiser? The Tromp has this:
4 75mm guns
4 40mm Bofors
4 depth charge throwers
6 21" torpedo tubes (12 torp)
Seems a wee bit low....
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
Royal Famalies roxor!
The AEGIS Arleigh Burk (sp?) class cruisers dont have any heavy armement in the way old fasioned cruisers did, its not just a term given to ship which are above a certain tonnage and length.... but arnt aircraft carriers.
Originally posted by Tiara
Ow and that bulb isn't supposed to be there:
(http://uboat.net/allies/warships/photos/nl/cl_hnms_tromp.jpg)
Originally posted by Venom
loocking at the bridge and all, that's obviously not the same ship :p
on the first pic of the tromp, there's obviously a missile launcher behind the front turret, btw
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
oops yeah i ment the Ticondoroga class ones, silly me :P
Originally posted by Venom
at least, take the interceptor varient, the YF12 :p
(http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/yf12aa.jpg)
http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/yf12~1.htm
owned, razor :p
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I've got a book with the LaFayette in it, but I'm not that impressed.:D
it just doesn't look mean enough.
The Suffren, on the other hand, looks bloody frightening!
Originally posted by Venom
well, the lafayette is designed so you don't find it, so it doesn't matter if it looks frightening or not ;)
the most frightening threat is the one you can't see :D
Originally posted by Venom
anyway, the CdG musn't be that bad since the brits want to buy a couple of them :p
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Eh? We're building a couple of brand spanking new ones, we're not replacing our three Invincible-class boats with second-hand french ones :ick
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
The problem with the LaFayette is that even fishing trawlers radar can pick it up.......
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Yep, we're buliding 'em brand new. They're slightly bigger versions of the Invincible,
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Click! (http://www.angelfire.com/magic/diamondgeezer/Super_Carrier.mov)
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
As for buying the CDG? bwhahahahahahahahaahahahahaha that pos is a traversty of modern engineering. 6 billion quid over budget so slow a man o war can outpace it with no wind (put a submarine nuclear reactor in a full sized carrier = win!!!). Its flight deck/structural integrity is dubious as its been lenghtened about 4 times without strenghtening the hull.
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
60k tonnes! 40k tonnes more than the 20k tonne Invincible!
Originally posted by Tiara
Meh, seeing you all go flying off in aircraft I'll just build a few hundred of these on my island.
I'd probably be the new target for the US :p
Originally posted by Razor
Your inferior weaponry is no match for my orbital "Nuke the Bastard" beam cannon operated directly from my Black Bird and my secret base in Yugo. ;7
Save your prayers or beg for mercy before I push the button and turn your little island into molten slag. :p :drevil: :devil:
Originally posted by Mr Carrot
http://www.rnjobs.co.uk/static/pages/1971.html
60k tonnes! 40k tonnes more than the 20k tonne Invincible! thats 3 times as big as the invincible and bigger then the CDG
One will be called the Ark Royal as always, but the other one, well either Labour will be pc and call it the HMS Dildo, or HMS fat Black Lesbian Rights Campaigner....... HMS Vengance gets my vote.
The whole lot will be escorted by the new PAAMS type 45,
http://www.rnjobs.co.uk/static/pages/1973.html
That is however unless labour defence cuts get implemented and then we have 2 new carriers and PT boat to escort them.
As for buying the CDG? bwhahahahahahahahaahahahahaha that pos is a traversty of modern engineering. 6 billion quid over budget so slow a man o war can outpace it with no wind (put a submarine nuclear reactor in a full sized carrier = win!!!). Its flight deck/structural integrity is dubious as its been lenghtened about 4 times without strenghtening the hull.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Yeah, like The Paris Gun,
Originally posted by Venom
also known as the Big Bertha :P
Originally posted by Venom
my grandpa told me he could hear the thing firing from a hundred kilometers away ( altho that sounds dubious I confess :p ).
Don't make me whip you :drevil:
Originally posted by Tiara
Your nuke would be blown out of the sky long before it would even enter range anyway :p
*hugs AWACS equipment and long range interceptor missiles*
:p
Ow, and screw your blackbird. Good intel ownz all.
*goes to bribe every intelligence agency in the world*
Originally posted by RazorQuoteDon't make me whip you :drevil:
You wouldn't have the guts. :p
Who said anything about nukes? :drevil: I was talking about my orbital molten slag making beam cannon. :drevil: Especially made for you Dutch girls who are trying to take over the world. Oh and about bribing agencies, you can't bribe the YUIA. We will crack down your island before you even knew what hit you. :p [/B]
Guess again... You obviously don't know what Dutch ppl like me are capable of.
Originally posted by Razor
Ok! What are you capable of?
Originally posted by TiaraI'm sure TCO would be glad to answer that one. ;7
You'll just have to find that out for yourself :p
Originally posted by aldo_14
Holy Hand Grenade.
Or any weapons from Worms.
Jane's Warship Recognition Guide
2 x 4 MM40 Exocet SSM Launchers
2 x 8 Crotale SAM Launchers
1 x 100mm gun
2 x 20mm guns
2 x 12.7 MGs
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
That's for the French ships, anyway. It does also list the armaments for the Saudi and Thai versions, so the Thai one is armed.
Originally posted by Venom
oh, and 8 exocets + 16 crotale does not sound "underarmed" to me ( a single exocet can sink most ships ).
You'll just have to find that out for yourself
Originally posted by Shrike
I'm sure TCO would be glad to answer that one. ;7
Target Drone:lol: Oh yeah! Mr Kal's pissed. :nod:
Originally posted by Razor
Won't bother. Answer is a simple 7 letter word: NOTHING :p
Originally posted by Razor
:lol: Oh yeah! Mr Kal's pissed. :nod:
Originally posted by Kalfireth: he's just being an idiot
disappear without a trace
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I hope they ban you
Originally posted by TrashManSame time period? I'll use the USS Nautilus then. Take you out the Iowa without you even knowing I'm there :p
You're talking to me..
RULE 1: Choices to compare must be out of the same time period!
RULE 2: If fiction, they must be at least from the same dimension or reality.
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My choice can beat any realistic one you can come up with..
Ans a Sovy? I'll blast it apart with a Galaxy-X phaser cannon!:D:mad2:
Originally posted by Razor
No need for that. I am bailing.
Originally posted by Razor
:lol: Oh yeah! Mr Kal's pissed. :nod:
Originally posted by RazorBye!
No need for that. I am bailing.