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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stryke 9 on June 26, 2003, 11:38:46 pm
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http://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/media/release.cfm?nr_id=1595
No comment.
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uh cool....
... why were you reading the ottawa police news? :wtf:
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Long story.
Well, okay, actually a pretty short story, but it sounds better that way.
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They beat him with a machete.
Somebody should teach them how to use one of those things.
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Eh, just 'cause you've got a serious person-****-upper doesn't mean you have to be in Seriously **** Someone Up mode all the time...
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Since when?
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*sees trend beginning*
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Quick! Copyright it and sell it to some multi-national conglomerate for a lump sum plus a percentage cut of the royalties.
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:lol:
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So the four assailants are in "ninja style clothing"... "with a cloth over the head and face showing only the eyes".
From this, the police are looking for "4 male persons who appear to be
of Arabic origin".
You know, I thought we were bad here in the US.
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Originally posted by mikhael
So the four assailants are in "ninja style clothing"... "with a cloth over the head and face showing only the eyes".
From this, the police are looking for "4 male persons who appear to be
of Arabic origin".
You know, I thought we were bad here in the US.
:lol:
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Terrorist?
I think it obvious that thats exaclty what they are..:lol: :lol:
Or maybe they were just like, Arabic women, cause they look suspicously like ninjas to me:wtf: :wtf:
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Eh, just 'cause you've got a serious person-****-upper doesn't mean you have to be in Seriously **** Someone Up mode all the time...
Yeah but in all fairness, beating someone with a machete just sounds silly, you beat people with clubs, sticks and other blunt instruments, you slice and dice with a machete.
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maybe he was holding it by the wrong end
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Nothing beats being killed with a...spoon.
Ever wonder, how much that one could hurt?
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actually you could probably knock out a guy in one blow with a spoon if you hit him really hard on the back of the head or something. :D
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Probably. But to get a teaspoon to carry enough momentum to knock someone unconscious, you'd need to fire it out of a potato cannon.
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Who's said knockout or anything? <(D)evil Smile TM>
That would be no fun...you couldn't watch as they enjoy the spoon's sharpness....or lack of...as it tears them apart.
Sometimes I can be one sick bastard, ain't I?
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Originally posted by Flaser
Who's said knockout or anything?
CP5670. :blah:
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Even in that case a spoon could still be used as a knife; one side is round but the edge of the spoon can do cutting damage if you can find some way of generating the required pushing force. :D
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Alternately you could sharpen the spoon and have your ultimate, universal, domestic [l]weapon[/l] eating utensil, the "knioon"! ;)
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"spife" is better.
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Originally posted by CP5670
Even in that case a spoon could still be used as a knife; one side is round but the edge of the spoon can do cutting damage if you can find some way of generating the required pushing force. :D
Or pry someone's eyes out. Think about it :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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And speaking of deadly kitchen utensils, let's not forget the Tick. His war cry was "Spoon!" :D
"I think it's time for me to check myself into the funny farm. I just saw a cow devour two men...and that almost makes sense to me." -- Arthur, The Tick