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Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 26, 2003, 11:38:46 pm
http://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/media/release.cfm?nr_id=1595

No comment.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Knight Templar on June 27, 2003, 12:19:01 am
uh cool....


... why were you reading the ottawa police news? :wtf:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 27, 2003, 12:21:21 am
Long story.




Well, okay, actually a pretty short story, but it sounds better that way.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: 01010 on June 27, 2003, 01:17:19 am
They beat him with a machete.

Somebody should teach them how to use one of those things.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 27, 2003, 01:24:57 am
Eh, just 'cause you've got a serious person-****-upper doesn't mean you have to be in Seriously **** Someone Up mode all the time...
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: an0n on June 27, 2003, 04:43:46 am
Since when?
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2003, 05:04:34 am
*sees trend beginning*
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: an0n on June 27, 2003, 05:06:30 am
Quick! Copyright it and sell it to some multi-national conglomerate for a lump sum plus a percentage cut of the royalties.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2003, 05:54:50 am
:lol:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: mikhael on June 27, 2003, 08:35:11 am
So the four assailants are in "ninja style clothing"... "with a cloth over the head and face showing only the eyes".

From this, the police are looking for "4 male persons who appear to be
of Arabic origin".

You know, I thought we were bad here in the US.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Taristin on June 27, 2003, 08:40:54 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
So the four assailants are in "ninja style clothing"... "with a cloth over the head and face showing only the eyes".

From this, the police are looking for "4 male persons who appear to be
of Arabic origin".

You know, I thought we were bad here in the US.
:lol:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Rictor on June 27, 2003, 09:51:33 am
Terrorist?

I think it obvious that thats exaclty what they are..:lol: :lol:

Or maybe they were just like, Arabic women, cause they look suspicously like ninjas to me:wtf: :wtf:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: 01010 on June 27, 2003, 11:11:53 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Eh, just 'cause you've got a serious person-****-upper doesn't mean you have to be in Seriously **** Someone Up mode all the time...


Yeah but in all fairness, beating someone with a machete just sounds silly, you beat people with clubs, sticks and other blunt instruments, you slice and dice with a machete.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Bobboau on June 27, 2003, 05:07:31 pm
maybe he was holding it by the wrong end
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Flaser on June 27, 2003, 06:30:06 pm
Nothing beats being killed with a...spoon.
Ever wonder, how much that one could hurt?
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: CP5670 on June 27, 2003, 07:48:55 pm
actually you could probably knock out a guy in one blow with a spoon if you hit him really hard on the back of the head or something. :D
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Sesquipedalian on June 27, 2003, 08:37:31 pm
Probably.  But to get a teaspoon to carry enough momentum to knock someone unconscious, you'd need to fire it out of a potato cannon.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Flaser on June 27, 2003, 08:42:55 pm
Who's said knockout or anything? <(D)evil Smile TM>

That would be no fun...you couldn't watch as they enjoy the spoon's sharpness....or lack of...as it tears them apart.
Sometimes I can be one sick bastard, ain't I?
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Sesquipedalian on June 27, 2003, 08:46:13 pm
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Originally posted by Flaser
Who's said knockout or anything?
CP5670. :blah:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: CP5670 on June 27, 2003, 08:49:22 pm
Even in that case a spoon could still be used as a knife; one side is round but the edge of the spoon can do cutting damage if you can find some way of generating the required pushing force. :D
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Kamikaze on June 27, 2003, 11:59:54 pm
Alternately you could sharpen the spoon and have your ultimate, universal, domestic [l]weapon[/l] eating utensil, the "knioon"! ;)
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 28, 2003, 12:08:12 am
"spife" is better.
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: YodaSean on June 28, 2003, 01:22:35 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
Even in that case a spoon could still be used as a knife; one side is round but the edge of the spoon can do cutting damage if you can find some way of generating the required pushing force. :D


Or pry someone's eyes out.  Think about it :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Title: When Arab Ninjas Attack...
Post by: Su-tehp on June 28, 2003, 02:33:14 am
And speaking of deadly kitchen utensils, let's not forget the Tick. His war cry was "Spoon!" :D

"I think it's time for me to check myself into the funny farm. I just saw a cow devour two men...and that almost makes sense to me." -- Arthur, The Tick