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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Turnsky on June 27, 2003, 05:14:06 am
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http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 100 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
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I just answered yes to everything, and so got:
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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suits you to a T Petrarch:p
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Weird ratio of years:fine... :wtf:
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this is what you get when you answer 'maybe' for every question
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000
heh. that said, what I've done that would be ilegal in other countries is not in France.
sucks to live in Indonesia, heh? :D
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Oh and Sandwich, there is SO no way you got an honestly perfect score. You're getting decapitated in Indonesia at least. After all, there's only two kinds: those who get decapitated and those who lie about it. Probably convicted for pr0n in Singapore too. ;)
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Originally posted by Sandwich
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Weird ratio of years:fine... :wtf:
I got the same as you, Sandwich... nuts, I really shouldn't have thrown that ball!
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Originally posted by mikhael
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I dunno who that guy is, but it is certain I would rather cut my arm than being locked in the same jail as a guy called Harry the Horse :lol:
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Have you ever masturbated?
You are fine in the UK, but in Indonesia the punishment is decapitation!
that's plain out bull****. decapitation for masturbating? there'd be no males over the age of 12 in indonesia if that was true.
anoter bull**** answer:
Ever seen a naked mannequin?
One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy.
whoever made this is pulling answers out of his ass.
either that or the UK sucks.
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Originally posted by Stealth
whoever made this is pulling answers out of his ass.
either that or the UK sucks.
Way to make a sweeping generalisation about a country based solely on unenforced laws Batman.
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Indeed. There are all sorts of crazed laws in Britain, but they are relics from centuries ago.
For instance, until recently there was still a death penalty for starting a fire in a Naval Dockyard.
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We're talking about weird laws that no one has bothered to repeal rather than laws that are actually enforced.
It's like the one about Hackney Carriage drivers (Black cab drivers to you non brits) having to keep a bale of hay in the boot by law. The law was passed when they were pulled by horses and was never repealed.
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...its not illegal in scotland to go sea-fishing on a sunday :p
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
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I'm a little angel :D
I got a maxmum fine of 0 dollars, and a sentence of 5 years.
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Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
Yet....I clicked yes to some, oh well
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Originally posted by karajorma
We're talking about weird laws that no one has bothered to repeal rather than laws that are actually enforced.
It's like the one about Hackney Carriage drivers (Black cab drivers to you non brits) having to keep a bale of hay in the boot by law. The law was passed when they were pulled by horses and was never repealed.
I quite like the one about shooting a Scotsman within the walls of York. Any of you Scots fancy a trip to York tomorrow?:D
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glad I don't live in the UK... :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 92.5 Potential fine: £4500
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
and uh.. stealth? (http://www.dumblaws.com/)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
and uh.. stealth? (http://www.dumblaws.com/)
oh ok, pretty neat website there.
yeah, but it's still stupid. someone should spend their life just appealing those laws.
i mean, masturbating? i don't know what the poor people in Indonesia do, damn.
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Maybe it's some sort of S&M for them....
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Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh?
Right, now do you merkins understand my name a bit better?
*waits for cries of 'no'*
Apparently I'm risky, BTW
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oh, I just wanted to point out that just because a country/state has retarded laws.... well you get the picture. Lets look at texas for an example.
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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
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The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower
It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
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See what I mean? Explains quite a bit of our presidents behavior if you ask me.. ;)
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Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
I love being good.
:D
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Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: 0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I answered "yes" to punching, sticking stamps upside down and drug smuggling, but that was about it.
i mean, masturbating? i don't know what the poor people in Indonesia do, damn.
well what do you think I do? math! :p
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
:wtf: :D :D
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Apparently I'm risky, BTW
'atta boy brother... The only two risky ones 'ere... ;P
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Originally posted by KT:
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you think thats bad? look at ohio
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal to spit on another passenger while riding a city bus
Bay Village
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Canton
Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels® cars may not be driven down the street.
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent's permission.
Cincinnati
Anal intercourse is banned. (not anymore)
Cleveland
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Clinton
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
Fairview Park
Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.
Ironton
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Lima
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
McDonald
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Oxford
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Strongsville
Catch 22 is banned.
Toledo
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Youngstown
You may not run out of gas.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
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I was LOLing at the upside down postage stamp. Some of those punishments are downright pathetic for things so ... Well more trivial than breathing - I'd imagine a lot of those will change, as many things have in recent decades/centuries. And I suppose somewhere if you breath too loudy in a test this is considered making too much noise and you get taped & tied up? ;)
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It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
It is illegal to spit on another passenger while riding a city bus
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
You may not run out of gas.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
:wtf: :lol: :wtf: :D
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
This one reminds me of the streets in India; everyone honks at each other every few seconds for no reason at all (no kidding here). :p :D
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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Uxbridge, Ontario.
-Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.
That's just cruel.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Lets look at texas for an example.
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I'm going to be the better man once again, as i said i would be.
see, Texas may be stupid (!?), but i don't like it here either... my parents live here, so i'm pretty much forced to stay, just so that i can bum money and shelter off them, but very soon i'm going to be moving to California. we've only lived in Texas for a little over 2 years now, anyway.
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Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
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Are me and Hippo the only people here who aren't complete fags? Christ, you people must lead boring lives.
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yep, dull, very dull. To busy doing legal stuff to break the law.:p
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000
hmm not as evil as i thought:hopping:
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I quite like the one about shooting a Scotsman within the walls of York. Any of you Scots fancy a trip to York tomorrow?:D
Nah, already infiltrated York.
There's something similar in Carlisle isnt there?
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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You must have lied somewhere?
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Originally posted by kasperl
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
you realize that the reason they put this there is some moron will sue them for millions of dollars, saying when they saw the fine and years in prison they had a nervous breakdown, or fainted and bashed their head against a wall, or something stupid like that
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Originally posted by Stealth
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I'm going to be the better man once again, as i said i would be.
see, Texas may be stupid (!?), but i don't like it here either... my parents live here, so i'm pretty much forced to stay, just so that i can bum money and shelter off them, but very soon i'm going to be moving to California. we've only lived in Texas for a little over 2 years now, anyway.
no no, stay in texas. please. Texas is cool, soothing, home. Stay there.
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Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Well... there's something I hadn't expected. I guess telling the truth just kinda works that way... whatever way that may be. :confused:
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0