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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on June 27, 2003, 03:53:11 pm

Title: Literalisim
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2003, 03:53:11 pm: [q]My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night.

Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.

One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.

She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house?"

Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy ****!! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.[/q]
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Post by: Zeronet on June 27, 2003, 04:17:05 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 27, 2003, 04:35:39 pm: :lol:

Very good.
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Post by: TopAce on June 27, 2003, 05:02:01 pm: This is a child with full knowledge of life. He knew that a pig cannot speak.

What's the nationality of that pig? He's an English? Because he could spoke it well, especially for a pig. I know it is very difficult to teach a language to a pig .... you are expressing grammar and he says: broooaaaffff.
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 27, 2003, 05:18:41 pm: A straw house in England? get real dude :p
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Post by: Levyathan on June 27, 2003, 05:24:59 pm: Saw it just this week on the newspaper. Weird.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on June 27, 2003, 06:45:58 pm: I'm trying hard to think of a Son of Cheesely suggestion for this article...
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Post by: Turnsky on June 27, 2003, 06:50:42 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Rictor on June 27, 2003, 09:33:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
A straw house in England? get real dude :p

Yeah, shouldnt it be like a castle or something. And shouldnt your name have some sort of unecessary "e" at the end, like Knighte Templar. And whats with this "bye" stuff. What happened to "cheers", or "cheerio", or "dont sweat the bollocks"?
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 27, 2003, 11:02:57 pm: :wtf: are you on?
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Post by: JC Denton on June 27, 2003, 11:18:17 pm: :lol:

@ Rictor: Because KT is American.
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Post by: J.F.K. on June 27, 2003, 11:22:36 pm: :lol: :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 27, 2003, 11:37:17 pm: I guess I need to catch up on my english culture.

*goes to download monty python movies*
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Post by: Stryke 9 on June 27, 2003, 11:37:31 pm: Don't worry. He's been like that at least since the last politics thread.:lol:
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Post by: Rictor on June 28, 2003, 12:06:01 am: Nah, actually thats from Homestarrunner.com, suprised no one noticed...well except the castles bit, that was mine.

And KT, you are no longer American. You are now English, so that my comments can remain witty:D :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 28, 2003, 12:13:13 am: Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
Nah, actually thats from Homestarrunner.com, suprised no one noticed...well except the castles bit, that was mine.

oh. That explains it then. :blah:
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Post by: Rictor on June 28, 2003, 12:23:09 am: As you can see, I have quite a liking for the Brits (http://acs.mcfack0.com/music/brit.wav)

Anyways, back offtopic, Homestarrunner rocks. Funny stuff man. Oh yeah, the pigs story too:yes: :yes: