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Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Black Ace on July 16, 2003, 08:28:33 am
When searching for "weapons of mass destruction" in Google, one might find this 404 error (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/).  ;)

BTW, smack me if this was already posted here while I was on vacation... :o
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 08:40:30 am
Saw it a few weeks ago, great stuff.:lol:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: JBX-Phoenix on July 16, 2003, 09:36:43 am
Put in:

French War Victories and press I'm feeling lucky.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: CP5670 on July 16, 2003, 09:41:31 am
Look at that amazon thing all the links go to... :D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stealth on July 16, 2003, 09:44:33 am
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Originally posted by JBX-Phoenix
Put in:

French War Victories and press I'm feeling lucky.

that is pretty weird that someone would do that :D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Knight Templar on July 16, 2003, 01:43:19 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Saw it a few weeks ago, great stuff.:lol:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: SKYNET-011 on July 16, 2003, 01:47:11 pm
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Click the Regime change button


Lol:yes:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Taristin on July 16, 2003, 03:39:21 pm
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Originally posted by JBX-Phoenix
Put in:

French War Victories and press I'm feeling lucky.


Are there any? Besides the revolution?
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2003, 03:41:17 pm
Yup, they conquered England. A thousand years ago.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Taristin on July 16, 2003, 03:52:40 pm
I like the bold. Nice touch.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 16, 2003, 04:26:22 pm
French bashing again? geez...
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 04:39:25 pm
Well I'm afraid we can't help it, Venom. Who are we to argue with hundreds of years of tradition.:D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 16, 2003, 04:45:34 pm
ok, France won more than 1 war. Who are you to brag? the USA won, ok, I'll give them the pacific war. WW1 and WW2, european battlegrounds, they'd been alone, they'd been screwed.
The first Gulf war ok.
I look at the last Iraki "War" ( there's been a war? ) as a fiasco. Everything else the USA lost.
Come back and give lessons :rolleyes:.

I wonder why I even waste my time replying to that...
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 04:53:57 pm
Are you under the impression that I am American, by any chance?
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 16, 2003, 05:05:03 pm
yeah, I was. if you're not, it doesn't change a thing to me anyway.
See, after some time, even the slightiest remark on the most stupid topic can piss off someone. call it juvenile if you will, but I'm frankly FED UP with that french bashing thing that has been going on at HLP for the last year. And every time I find something like that, I come closer to the point I'll actually leave this forum coz it just offends me. So go ahead, go on, I tell you I'll reach my limit sooner than you might expect.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stealth on July 16, 2003, 05:11:35 pm
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Originally posted by Venom
I'm frankly FED UP with that french bashing thing that has been going on at HLP for the last year.


and it's not just HLP either man, it's most of the US :sigh:

i think it's stupid really, because it's not based on fact really, just (once again) media.  and if the French are so pathetic, why is it that the majority of American weapons were designed by the French?

And don't forget that even today, while the French may not be able to defeat the USA (OK, they've got no chance in hell, simply because of manpower and technology), they still have one of the most powerful armies in the world
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2003, 05:19:06 pm
Bonjurrrrr ya cheese eatin surenda monkeys

Just thought I had to post that. I got nothing against the French. Good people. Except that whole "fashion" thing, whcih I find to be pretensious and bleh

France ruled most of Europe for a time, and no other country can claim that (ok, not counting Nazi Germany and The Roman Empire) so don't be talkin bout the French army
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 05:24:15 pm
Not only did France rule most of Europe for a while, but she also had huge overseas colonies, like a huge chunk of Africa, and South America.
But alas, like Britain and Spain's empires all that really remains is the language.
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Post by: ZylonBane on July 16, 2003, 05:26:33 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
and it's not just HLP either man, it's most of the US :sigh:
Dude, it's most of western civilization.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Knight Templar on July 16, 2003, 05:39:40 pm
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Originally posted by Venom
ok, France won more than 1 war. Who are you to brag? the USA won, ok, I'll give them the pacific war. WW1 and WW2, european battlegrounds, they'd been alone, they'd been screwed.

...

I wonder why I even waste my time replying to that...


I don't think things would have turned out so well without us either. :)

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Originally posted by Venom
yeah, I was. if you're not, it doesn't change a thing to me anyway.
See, after some time, even the slightiest remark on the most stupid topic can piss off someone. call it juvenile if you will, but I'm frankly FED UP with that french bashing thing that has been going on at HLP for the last year. And every time I find something like that, I come closer to the point I'll actually leave this forum coz it just offends me. So go ahead, go on, I tell you I'll reach my limit sooner than you might expect.
 


People are assholes. **** happens. How do you think I feel when people bash America? And Why don't I leave? Because I really don't care.

Sure you could leave if you want, but wouldn't it be better just to exercise your right to ignore who's ever views you don't agree with? It works wonders...
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 05:41:30 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar

Sure you could leave if you want, but wouldn't it be better just to exercise your right to ignore who's ever views you don't agree with? It works wonders...


What if he chooses to ignore you, on the grounds that he doesn't agree with your views on choosing to ignore people...
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2003, 05:43:07 pm
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Originally posted by Venom
So go ahead, go on, I tell you I'll reach my limit sooner than you might expect.

You think you have problems? Do you know how many films Mel Gibson has made featuring the Evil English? The world hates us because of that man...
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Knight Templar on July 16, 2003, 05:45:46 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB


What if he chooses to ignore you, on the grounds that he doesn't agree with your views on choosing to ignore people...


Well then Red Rockets are on me!



:nervous:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2003, 05:48:21 pm
Stop the fussin' an' a feuding

wow, I'm on a roll with the Simpsons quotes today. Seriiously though, people enough already with the anti-This-and-that stuff. Really, everyone loves their country, and it pisses everyone off for people to bash it. If you've got something against someone elses country, keep it to yourself unless you have real complaints to bring up.

And Venom, dont worry about the French bashing. I've learned how to ignore the idiots around me, cause you can only imagine how much **** I get about Yugoslavia. Most people who don't like France do it because its the popular thing to do now, what with all the Freedom Fries and stuff. Don't let a few idiots affect your life
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 05:50:14 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
Really, everyone loves their country,
 


Not necescarily. I wouldn't say that I love England.
Yorkshire, yes, England, no.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Zeronet on July 16, 2003, 05:53:37 pm
Didn't Dave B leave because of US bashing?
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2003, 05:54:29 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Didn't Dave B leave because of US bashing?


So DG tells me, yes.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: phreak on July 16, 2003, 06:06:55 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Didn't Dave B leave because of US bashing?


and i thought we learned our lesson :rolleyes:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Taristin on July 16, 2003, 07:16:01 pm
Ok, Venom, and all other users in France. I appologize. It's not right to constantly make fun. Not that I have alot, or was here for the whole last year when this happened, but nonetheless, there'll be no more from me.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stryke 9 on July 16, 2003, 07:44:20 pm
The whole French coward thing I just don't get. I mean, yeah, they had the whole Maginot line deal in WW2, but that was more attributable to being ****ing stupid than cowardly. Napoleon took over Europe. French military backing was one of the major reasons the US managed to successfully secede from Britain. They got trounced in Vietnam, but so did everyone else. So... that's most of the engagements of  note they were involved in right there. What am I missing?

Also, as a government-hating American I should note that people from a country that can't take on a buncha militia yokels with RPGs even with the most overpowered army in the world, and needs to hide behind cruise missiles and drone planes shouldn't talk. :p
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: tEAbAG on July 16, 2003, 11:26:37 pm
The french coward thing comes from their lack of fighting will in the 2nd WW2.  They had better equipment and out numbered the germans.  Sure they were sorely out-generaled, but the their troops folded under any pressure.

But then again, as you said, they got Napoleon and that crazy midget has a whole era of warfare to himself.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 17, 2003, 01:24:53 am
The Second World War Two?:p
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 17, 2003, 02:54:53 am
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Originally posted by tEAbAG
The french coward thing comes from their lack of fighting will in the 2nd WW2.  They had better equipment and out numbered the germans.  Sure they were sorely out-generaled, but the their troops folded under any pressure.


better equipement? no, we were stupid back there. In Belgium with fought german tanks with horses! We had good planes, but only a handfull ( and they did a lo, mind you ). The general who dealt with the north invasion of France was, basicaly, a traitor ( Pétain, he acted as a hero during WW1, and as a bastard during WW2 ). That said, Hitler was the first surprised when he saw how easily France fell.

Lack of fighting will? tell that to the resistants :doubt:
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Post by: Taristin on July 17, 2003, 01:47:35 pm
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Originally posted by Venom


Lack of fighting will? tell that to the resistants :doubt:


Yeah, right. :nod: There's always talk of the French resistance during WW2, when they discuss the war. Potent stuff.

Edit: BTW, this is an agreement post, even though it sounds sarcastic...
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nuclear1 on July 17, 2003, 02:14:04 pm
List of US-won wars:

--American Revolution
--War of 1812
--Spanish-American War
--Mexican War
--Gulf War

I won't mention the world wars, because of our allies and the fact that the US didn't want to become affilated in that war until Japan decided to go all Hidyoshi on us.

French Wars:

--Revolution
--Hundred-Years War (HA! Never thought of that one did ya? And against the Brits too)
--Several others (including many Middle Age conflicts)

I don't know why everyone disses the French for being cowards. Sure, they freaked out once during WWII, but the US screwed up 'Nam and a few others too.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: diamondgeezer on July 17, 2003, 02:23:31 pm
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Originally posted by tEAbAG
But then again, as you said, they got Napoleon and that crazy midget has a whole era of warfare to himself.

Sorry Venom, but Sharpe pwned Napoleon :D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 17, 2003, 04:24:13 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Sorry Venom, but Sharpe pwned Napoleon :D


and two ( or three? can't remember) other generals/countries/armies at the same time, on the same battlefield, against Bonaparte. I don't call that "owning", I call that " being a fucking coward" :p
psst, nuclear1: that wasn't the USA that fought the revolution as it didn't exist yet :D ( just *****ing around, sorry ;) )
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: vyper on July 17, 2003, 04:33:48 pm
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Originally posted by Venom


and two ( or three? can't remember) other generals/countries/armies at the same time, on the same battlefield, against Bonaparte. I don't call that "owning", I call that " being a fucking coward" :p


I call it winning.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: aldo_14 on July 17, 2003, 04:38:02 pm
I'd say that was a fair point :nod:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 17, 2003, 04:40:43 pm
I'd call it an excellent TV drama series.:D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stealth on July 17, 2003, 04:45:56 pm
remember that the US hasnt' won all the wars it's gone into either.  sure it's won lots, but it's lost a few too, the wars people don't like to remember, such as the Korean war, the Vietnam war, you know
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stealth on July 17, 2003, 04:50:34 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Didn't Dave B leave because of US bashing?


yes.  his last post:

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Ugh. I've had about enough of this board. The combination of rampant anti-Americanism, and ridiculous insensitivity is outrageous.

I am gone.


:sigh:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 17, 2003, 04:57:22 pm
I understand him well ( save for that shuttle thing, but that's another story ).
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Post by: Taristin on July 17, 2003, 06:04:17 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
but it's lost a few too, the wars people don't like to remember, such as the Korean war, the Vietnam war, you know


We don't like to call them wars... They're more "Police actions"...
 :rolleyes:
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stryke 9 on July 17, 2003, 06:49:41 pm
You know, it's funny this delusion that there really was a change after DaveB left. I think I saw him post three times in my entire time here, and that includes the thread he announced his leaving in.

Go back to moaning about how Setekh's gone, anything's better than this whiny self-pitying "how have we sinned" crap.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 17, 2003, 06:53:08 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Go back to moaning about how Setekh's gone, anything's better than this whiny self-pitying "how have we sinned" crap.


Could we not celebrate the fact that Razor's gone?
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Post by: Knight Templar on July 17, 2003, 06:58:09 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB


Could we not celebrate the fact that Razor's gone?


3 cheers to that ;)
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 17, 2003, 07:01:20 pm
Holy hell, KT! I've just noticed your post count!

I thought I was going a bit mad on the posting side, but bugger me!:D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Stryke 9 on July 17, 2003, 07:15:58 pm
Don't encourage him- he will.

Anyway, unless someone cares to set up a "Human Hemorrhoid Appreciation Week" I think we can gleefully forget about Razor. And the fact that Zylon is still around.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 18, 2003, 08:15:42 am
DaveB was handy to have around for SCP purposes. That, and I'd like to get his opinion on what I'm doing at GeezerSoft.co.uk...


Venom mate, do they even play Sharpe on french TV?
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Knight Templar on July 18, 2003, 02:15:46 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Holy hell, KT! I've just noticed your post count!

I thought I was going a bit mad on the posting side, but bugger me!:D


Yes! 3 buggers for you! Hip hip, Hoo-ray! :D

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Originally posted by Stryke
Don't encourage him- he will.
 


;7 Bah, you guys know you love me.
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: betterthanyou on July 18, 2003, 05:27:55 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

You think you have problems? Do you know how many films Mel Gibson has made featuring the Evil English? The world hates us because of that man...


Serves you right for sending all those prisoners to Australia. What a way to start off a country ;)

Just to add my .02...

Bashing is not limited to the French nor is it solely or primarly Americans doing this bashing. Look, I find stereotypes funny... Maybe I'm a sick individual but I do. French are breadstick eating cowards, mexicans are sombrero wearing drunkards. Irish are just plain drunks...

Canadians are all hockey playing mounties... who drink beer and have pet beavers (No comments from the idiots in the room on that one).

And Americans are gun-toting hicks who chew tobbaco and drive a pickup truck. So you see, we all have to make fun of each other... or it loses the fun of it. I'm German/Irish American...

I drink too much expensive beer and shoot my shotgun off like crazy. Thank you for your time...

Damn hippies.
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Post by: JBX-Phoenix on July 18, 2003, 08:02:36 pm
You know...there is that fine line between funny and offensive, and that my frei...you, is just plain offensive.   I find most of this thread offensive as a matter of fact. :doubt:

And Venom, I'm sorry if I offended you by posting that.  It was not my intention, I was just posting another "feature" of google.com.
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Post by: Knight Templar on July 18, 2003, 08:26:58 pm
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Originally posted by betterthanyou


Serves you right for sending all those prisoners to Australia. What a way to start off a country ;)

Just to add my .02...

Bashing is not limited to the French nor is it solely or primarly Americans doing this bashing. Look, I find stereotypes funny... Maybe I'm a sick individual but I do. French are breadstick eating cowards, mexicans are sombrero wearing drunkards. Irish are just plain drunks...

Canadians are all hockey playing mounties... who drink beer and have pet beavers (No comments from the idiots in the room on that one).

And Americans are gun-toting hicks who chew tobbaco and drive a pickup truck. So you see, we all have to make fun of each other... or it loses the fun of it. I'm German/Irish American...

I drink too much expensive beer and shoot my shotgun off like crazy. Thank you for your time...

Damn hippies.


Actually, you'd be a Beer Drinking, Shotgun Toting, Insane Nazi.

:p
Title: Re: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: J.F.K. on July 19, 2003, 04:30:46 am
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Originally posted by Black Ace
When searching for "weapons of mass destruction" in Google, one might find this 404 error (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/).  ;)

BTW, smack me if this was already posted here while I was on vacation... :o


And I just saw this. Heh, I'm passing it on. :D
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: Nico on July 19, 2003, 05:29:08 am
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Holy hell, KT! I've just noticed your post count!

I thought I was going a bit mad on the posting side, but bugger me!:D


bah, you're just little players :p
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: betterthanyou on July 19, 2003, 08:37:32 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


Actually, you'd be a Beer Drinking, Shotgun Toting, Insane Nazi.

:p

Oh yeah... thanks for clarifying that. Wouldn't want to get that wrong.

...

Hiel Heston! *hick*
Title: [OT] Weapons of Mass Destruction
Post by: EdwinDLT on July 20, 2003, 05:07:46 pm
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Originally posted by betterthanyou


Canadians are all hockey playing mounties... who drink beer and have pet beavers (No comments from the idiots in the room on that one).

 


Thats a new one to me. Do the Swiss have a stereo type, or are they too neutral to take part?


Oh nevermind...