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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nuclear1 on July 29, 2003, 03:22:14 pm

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Post by: Nuclear1 on July 29, 2003, 03:22:14 pm: (http://swooh.com/peon/Nuclear1/piglauncher.JPG)

The Dutch air force.
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Post by: Rampage on July 29, 2003, 03:31:47 pm: :wtf:
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Post by: TheCelestialOne on July 29, 2003, 03:35:15 pm: ...

Dutch? Why in the blue hell Dutch?
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Post by: an0n on July 29, 2003, 03:38:07 pm: Because Canada use beavers.
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Post by: DragonClaw on July 29, 2003, 03:40:41 pm: I'm afraid dutch would launch windmills, not pigs, pigs though... hmm, Arabian?
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Post by: TheCelestialOne on July 29, 2003, 03:48:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DragonClaw
I'm afraid dutch would launch windmills, not pigs, pigs though... hmm, Arabian?

We'd launch bags of weed on your ass! And when you are all stoned we'd take over your lands and use you as slaves!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! :devil: :drevil:
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Post by: Rictor on July 29, 2003, 04:16:55 pm: Beavers aren't very aerodynamic smartass. Try getting your information from a reliable source.

The Canadian Airforce uses geese, or as we like to call them "loons", as their missle of choice. As for bombs, we mostly rely on [l]mad[/l] cows, due to their weight and overall menancing nature.

Additionally, to keep out forces secure from those warlike Dutch, Canada has recently aquired top of the line anti-flyingpig technology, and are planning to introduce advanced anti-flyingsheep technology in 2005.
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Who am I kidding, Canada has no Airforce:D :D
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 29, 2003, 04:30:31 pm: What if a soldier jumped off a tall building? Would that count?
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Post by: Darkage on July 29, 2003, 04:42:38 pm: hmm...wouldn't the pig that gets launched rip off the wing, as the other two pigs are haning on the pylon with straps and the aft legs can't go trough it:D
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Post by: beatspete on July 29, 2003, 04:46:07 pm: what if the strap cuts at the bottom, so the pig can drop out and ignite?

....shouldnt it be the Danish airforce - ie "Danish bacon"?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on July 29, 2003, 05:04:29 pm: No. Danish refers to Denmark.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 29, 2003, 08:59:52 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
aft legs

Now there's a phrase
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Post by: Woolie Wool on July 29, 2003, 10:48:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Now there's a phrase

LMAO!

:lol:
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Post by: Darkage on July 30, 2003, 03:48:54 am: I didn't came up wirh the right word.:)