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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealth on July 31, 2003, 04:38:08 pm
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(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d900b3127cce8b029de83af80000001610)
j/k
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The Japanese are wieeerd :D
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That's kinda cool, in an odd way, of course.:nervous:
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Hey, the females need something to satisfy them too! The males have their anime hug-pillow things... :p
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Awwww.... sweet.
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LMFAO! You're a genious :D
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Why would I need one of those? Stealth's mom is all the man I need.
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One heck of a skinny bod that dude has... perhaps he played too much Half-Life. :D ;)
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Originally posted by an0n
Why would I need one of those? Stealth's mom is all the man I need.
so you admit you "need" a man. there you go. i've always known you were homosexual.
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[color=66ff00]Whoop, here it goes....
*cracks out the marshmallows*
Funny picture/idea though, kudos stealth. :nod:
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i wish i could take credit for it, but i didn't make that picture or anything, i found it ;)
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I'd ask what Stealth was doing on a webpage selling equipment for "lonely ladies", but we all already know the answer to that, don't we?
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Christmas shopping for you Stryke? ;)
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:D :D :D :D
actually that was in another forum i visited, but i would love to see what else they sell on the website this came from. then again, judging by that, i guess i maybe shouldn't
:shaking:
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Originally posted by Sandwich
One heck of a skinny bod that dude has... perhaps he played too much Half-Life. :D ;)
Actually, I'm about that thin IRL... Maybe just like 2 inches wider... (31 inch waste @ hip bones)
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we didn't need to know that :lol: :doubt:
you must be a skinny bastard then, cause in the picture that thing is half the size of a man. if you're that size, you must be half a man
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I'm 6' 2" and weigh 150 lbs.. I'd say I'm pretty damn thin...
Edit: Even though I shouldn't say this, I have perfect body dimensions if I wanted to cross dress... or so I'm told... :nervous:
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Originally posted by Stealth
so you admit you "need" a man. there you go. i've always known you were homosexual.
[cliche]
I know you are, but what am I? :cool:
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:doubt:
Personally, I just think you're insecure. I mean, I couldn't blame you. Everyone talking about you behind your back, making jokes and cutting the laughter when they realise you're within earshot. Must be so frustrating to know that everyone who speaks to you does so only out of idle pleasantry and that you've just got to sit there and accept it because you know your personality could never stand up to anything other than a passing glance. I mean, to know that, if anyone ever actually knew what you were like that they'd have nothing to do with you, must be quite a burden to carry every day. You're a real trooper Stealth, to stand against an entire world full of people all laughing at you behind your back and to not change your ways out of sheer perseverance, or maybe ignorance to the fact that they're mocking you, I'm not to sure on that point. But whatever the reason, I salute you for overcoming all your physical and mental handicaps to come here and allow a whole new audience of people, with nothing better to do that browser the net, to watch as your superiors make you dance like a neat little flesh-puppet for their amusement.
Kudos to you, and a big "Hi" to your mom.
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Originally posted by an0n
Personally, I just think you're insecure. I mean, I couldn't blame you. Everyone talking about you behind your back, making jokes and cutting the laughter when they realise you're within earshot. Must be so frustrating to know that everyone who speaks to you does so only out of idle pleasantry and that you've just got to sit there and accept it because you know your personality could never stand up to anything other than a passing glance. I mean, to know that, if anyone ever actually knew what you were like that they'd have nothing to do with you, must be quite a burden to carry every day. You're a real trooper Stealth, to stand against an entire world full of people all laughing at you behind your back and to not change your ways out of sheer perseverance, or maybe ignorance to the fact that they're mocking you, I'm not to sure on that point. But whatever the reason, I salute you for overcoming all your physical and mental handicaps to come here and allow a whole new audience of people, with nothing better to do that browser the net, to watch as your superiors make you dance like a neat little flesh-puppet for their amusement.
Kudos to you, and a big "Hi" to your mom.
wow an0n, you took that pretty seriously.
you sure you wrote that yourself? it looks a little too intelligent.
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Edit: Even though I shouldn't say this, I have perfect body dimensions if I wanted to cross dress... or so I'm told... :nervous:
*ahem* No comment. :D
Me, I'm 6'3.5", 225lbs (~193cm, 102Kg for you sane people), with a waist of 40. Not small...
*goes on a blue cursing streak against airline economy-class seat sizes*
:hopping:
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An0n, Stealth - shut up. Thanks. :)
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Originally posted by Stealth
wow an0n, you took that pretty seriously.
you sure you wrote that yourself? it looks a little too intelligent.
Is that your differently-abled way of saying you couldn't understand it?
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Originally posted by Sandwich
*goes on a blue cursing streak against airline economy-class seat sizes*
:hopping:
have that same problem with bus seats..
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OK sandwich, i was just humoring him.
i'm 6'2". 200 lbs. as of yesterday (i've been gaining weight since i started working out 4 days a week again).
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Originally posted by Sandwich
An0n, Stealth - shut up. Thanks. :)
*has the last word*
Will do.
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Originally posted by an0n
*has the last word*
Will do.
you can gladly have the last word.
by the way, that whole paragraph you wrote was pretty interesting! good job :D
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**** you all. I get the last word.
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blegh. just blegh.
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Damn. an0n's paragraph is exactly what you'd say to someone to make them run off crying.
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But Stealth, being himself, doesn't know that yet, and I it ruin's it to spoil the suprise.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
But Stealth, being himself, doesn't know that yet, and I it ruin's it to spoil the suprise.
hahahahahaha.
yeah, being myself, i either don't know that, or i don't care. see, if i was 5 years old (Grey Wolf :D ) and someone said that to me, i probably would start crying and run away. but being almost 4 times that age, reading the paragraph makes me laugh, because an0n put so much time into writing that and perfecting it, and it didn't even work.
Ph34r T3h D4mn3d
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved
Did you take an extra dose of your Rebel Without a Clue pills today? ~ Zylonbane
Chairman of the Official Ryx Fan Club.
heh.
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ah, stealth vs. an0n, and maybe KT now; certainly makes for fun reading. :D
*goes on a blue cursing streak against airline economy-class seat sizes*
I am only 5'5" and 115 lbs so I can easily fit into most of those cramped seats. :D
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Stealth: ...Because it takes an hour to figure out and write a single paragraph?
Well, that explains some things.
Also, who runs off and cries? I mean, anyone who doesn't have a healthy degree of paranoia deserves what's coming to them, anyway. And what he said was true.:D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
And what he said was true.:D
ah yes, i know everyone always talks behind my back about me never doing anything for the community... yeah i know.
anyway, what i say to an0n i say to make him mad, which is funny to see, and what i say to KT i say to humor him, because, well, he's a poor uneducated kid.
stealth vs. an0n, and maybe KT now;
what do you mean "maybe". KT will always disagree with what i say and take sides against me. it's quite amusing. there's a long story behind this, i'll tell you sometime... show you a few chat logs, you'll find it amusing.
try to keep the thread on topic though ;) since that's what i'd like it to be.
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Alright, so I had a crappy post :p
Realistically, most people would probably either ignore it or punch the one saying it, as opposed to running away.
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no one said you had a crappy post ;)
Any kid would probably start crying if someone said that to them. (anyone 5 or below anyway)
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Who said anything about making fun of you because you do nothing for the community? If I just missed that bit that's off.:p
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Who said anything about making fun of you because you do nothing for the community? If I just missed that bit that's off.:p
naaa, no one said that. but that's the next thing KT's going to be saying, so i was just preparing for it ;)
I just figured out why you, an0n, and KT are taking the offensive: because i just read what i put as the title for this thread. hahahahahaHA!!! good times. :D :)
EDIT: by the way, how many posts DO you really have? aren't you in the 7000s?
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an0n's analysis
ah yes,
~-=™! Hmmm. Sarcasm. Last refuge of the ill-witted. !™=-~
i know everyone always talks behind my back about me never doing anything for the community... yeah i know.
~-=™! No, we/they talk about him behind his back about him being annoying and generally disliked. He doesn't realise people only hire him for campaigns because he's the only person on the whole board willing to do *****-work and make sites. !™=-~
anyway, what i say to an0n i say to make him mad,
~-=™! His mere presence does that quite adequately. !™=-~
which is funny to see,
~-=™! No. It won't be. !™=-~
and what i say to KT i say to humor him, because, well, he's a poor uneducated kid.
~-=™! That's probably the most piss-poor excuse for a slate I have ever had the misfortune to waste my time reading. !™=-~
what do you mean "maybe". KT will always disagree with what i say and take sides against me. it's quite amusing. there's a long story behind this, i'll tell you sometime... show you a few chat logs, you'll find it amusing.
~-=™! This whole paragraph is psychologically worthless. Mindless filler designed to give the impression that there's actually someone out there who cares what he thinks. !™=-~
try to keep the thread on topic though ;) since that's what i'd like it to be.
~-=™! And this would be him realising there's a growing number of people going against him, so he tries to kill the little argument. !™=-~
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Originally posted by Stealth
EDIT: by the way, how many posts DO you really have? aren't you in the 7000s?
That's just pitiful.
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Sarcasm as the refuge of the "ill-witted". Right.
Stealth: Yeah, and my WPM is almost as high as my IQ, so the floodblocks are really the only things that prevent me from having more. Here's a little statistic for you, though- I spend more time out doing **** (as opposed to wasting time making pages) than most anyone in this thread, and could throw you across the room, provided you aren't one of those nacho-intensive type of console jockey who weighs somewhere between 300 and 400 pounds. Then I'd have to worry about my bad back all over again, so I'd prefer not to try.
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*would comeback, but it seems an0n and stryke took the cake before I could finish dinner..
and for the record, the only reason I keep comming back for another round is because you still won't accept no for an answer.
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an0n's translation
Sarcasm as the refuge of the "ill-witted". Right.
~-=™! "Fuck you, I like sarcasm." !™=-~
Stealth: Yeah, and my WPM is almost as high as my IQ, so the floodblocks are really the only things that prevent me from having more. Here's a little statistic for you, though- I spend more time out doing **** (as opposed to wasting time making pages) than most anyone in this thread, and could throw you across the room, provided you aren't one of those nacho-intensive type of console jockey who weighs somewhere between 300 and 400 pounds. Then I'd have to worry about my bad back all over again, so I'd prefer not to try.
~-=™! "I actually have a goddamn life, I go out into the world and interact with real people because I have a personality that doesn't repel all life-forms from afar. Your lifestyle and manner are a source of amusement to me and it makes me feel better about myself knowing that I am not you, that I am not some retard who has to emerse himself in computer projects so as to escape the hatred the outside world has for me. I would kick your ass, but knowing my luck you're probably just as fat as your momma and you'd crush me." !™=-~
Or to sum it up in a single Peter Kay question:
You ever kissed a girl, son?[/i]
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:wtf:
I said it better in the first place.
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Yeah, but my way allowed me to address the flaws in Stealths life and personality that I didn't get around to in my previous posts.
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You know, an0n, that quote in your sig is really quite strange. How the hell did you find that page?
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Christ, we'll be around all week, then. How 'bout we just stick to the relevant ones?
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
**** you all. I get the last word.
no, me...
word
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Originally posted by Stealth
hahahahahaha.
yeah, being myself, i either don't know that, or i don't care. see, if i was 5 years old (Grey Wolf :D ) and someone said that to me, i probably would start crying and run away. but being almost 4 times that age, reading the paragraph makes me laugh, because an0n put so much time into writing that and perfecting it, and it didn't even work.
if u were 5 years old (and anything like my sister) you would ignore all logic and complexities in that paragraph, throw something at anon and call him poopy head.
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You're an imbecile.
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Originally posted by an0n Sarcasm as the refuge of the "ill-witted". Right.
~-=™! "**** you, I like sarcasm." !™=-~
ah yes,
~-=™! Hmmm. Sarcasm. Last refuge of the ill-witted. !™=-~
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Did you just call yourself illwitted on your last refuge?
I think so.
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*sighs*
Go sit in the corner.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
You're an imbecile.
Stfu
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Get lost. Imbecile.
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Imbecile is a 3 syllable word, so he probably doesn't understand.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Get lost. Imbecile.
last night ytou had a reason to call me that.
Now i am making a goddamned point. You must not have a little sister BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY DO!
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You're not making a point, you're gibbering like an imbecile again. Less volume, same quality, still thoroughly imbecilic.
And not like it's any of your business but I have two little sisters. They're evil *****es but they don't point out that I'm an imbecile because I'm not, so it wouldn't entirely work.
an0n: I was going to go for "idiot", but at the last minute I decided that wasn't quite enough. Trying to run a DOS program in Win2k is merely idiotic- he's got the qualities of a true imbecile.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
You're not making a point, you're gibbering like an imbecile again. Less volume, same quality, still thoroughly imbecilic.
And not like it's any of your business but I have two little sisters. They're evil *****es but they don't point out that I'm an imbecile because I'm not, so it wouldn't entirely work.
what does them pointing out that your an imbecile have to do with what i said?
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What does anything have to do with what you said? You write like Pollock paints. It's a matter of faith that there's a coherent idea in there at all.
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There's a simple way to settle this.
*STAB*
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... This is going nowhere real fast. Maybe latter you can look at what i was reffering to and get your awnser.
Originally posted by an0n
*STAB*
ugh i have been wounded... 0's and1's are pouring out of several breaks in my code. Must patch myself.... Too many leaks, losing data fast... too late
(http://www.linux.dk/artikler/artikel-5-images/bsod.gif)
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I can't leave you guys alone for a friggin second, can I? Or did you think I was joking when I added a smiley to the "shut up" part of my last post? :mad2:
And don't think that just because this little flame-war has been coherent and without CAPITAL LETTERS means it's acceptable, especially after I told you to can it.
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[color=66ff00]*Looks at cremated marshmallow*
....nah.
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