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Title: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 03, 2003, 06:40:02 pm: I've been given a small (5cl) bottle of Tequila.

Can anyone suggest what to mix it with? I've tried a small amount neat, and it could strip the varnish off a foot locker.
Title: Re: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: vyper on August 03, 2003, 06:46:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I've been given a small (5cl) bottle of Tequila.

Can anyone suggest what to mix it with? I've tried a small amount neat, and it could strip the varnish off a foot locker.

Mix it with anything you have (just nothing else with alcohol in it or u'll die... maybe). Just experiment. ;)
Title: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 03, 2003, 06:48:25 pm: Aha! I've discovered that it works well with apple juice.

Powerful stuff, it would seem. Shame there's not enough of it to get a stoat tipsy.
Title: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: Carl on August 03, 2003, 06:56:38 pm: cambells soup. doesn't matter what kind.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 03, 2003, 06:58:49 pm: Curse my low alcohol tolerance!
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Post by: an0n on August 03, 2003, 07:07:26 pm: Sell it to a tramp at a vastly inflated price and go buy a nice bottle of vodka.
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Post by: vyper on August 03, 2003, 07:12:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Carl
cambells soup. doesn't matter what kind.

Tequila? :wtf:
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Post by: pyro-manic on August 04, 2003, 05:36:01 pm: Throw it away, then go and buy a litre of Jack Daniel's. Mix 50/50 with Dr Pepper cola, and chug it. :nod:
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2003, 05:37:33 pm: What an0n said. It's not a good general practice to drink fluids with dead insects in them.
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Post by: phreak on August 04, 2003, 06:23:37 pm: can't go wrong with margaritas, albeit its a bit clichè
Title: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2003, 06:41:11 pm: A conveyance for alcohol can be "cliche"?

Well, when I say it that way, I guess those tiki cup things with all the umbrellas and ****, but... the beverage itself?
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Post by: phreak on August 04, 2003, 07:21:53 pm: i think i chose the wrong word there. try overused. :blah: don't get be wrong though, margaritas are good
Title: Re: Tequila suggestions.
Post by: Sesquipedalian on August 04, 2003, 08:14:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
it could strip the varnish off a foot locker.
Wimp. Gotta love the plain old salt and lemon.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2003, 08:18:32 pm: Of course, you're not really drinking unless it's straight from the bottle. Everything else is sorta a "sipping" sorta thing.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on August 05, 2003, 02:25:49 am: I just finished off my Jack Daniels. I would go buy some more but the shops aren't open yet.
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Post by: 01010 on August 05, 2003, 03:20:56 am: Neck the tequila then wash it down with some tequila red square. Nothing like alcohol with an alcohol chaser.
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Post by: Black Wolf on August 05, 2003, 04:25:03 am: You know, unitlI read this thread I didn;t know there was another way to drink Tequila but Slammers and Margueritas :)

So go the Slammers - Tequila left hand, lemon juice right hand. Alternate.
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Post by: TheCelestialOne on August 05, 2003, 05:05:12 am: Don't mix tequilas. Its just wrong to do so :p

Ow, and while your at it, buy some nice whisky. Jack Daniels perhaps :D
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 05, 2003, 05:26:47 am: I've got to get some more, it was ****ing beatiful.

In other news, a mate has got a job tending bar at an Italian Restaurant.;7
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Post by: vyper on August 05, 2003, 07:28:27 am: Stuff it all. Imperial Drops ;)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 05, 2003, 05:06:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
Don't mix tequilas. Its just wrong to do so :p

On the other hand, mixing tequila and lysergic acid is faaan-tastic. Try it sometime.
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Post by: Thorn on August 05, 2003, 05:23:50 pm: Feed it to your dog and get a quart of Stolichnaya....
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Post by: NegspectahDek on August 06, 2003, 01:59:40 am: whiskey is the devil. especially jack

on my 21st i had 16 shots of my best friend jose cuervo. i was still running around and jumping, twirling, laying on my back and watching the cieling spin, you know all the things normal drunbks do. MY roommate, who is a BIG jack fan, said "here take this." All on an empty stomach. Now I was still good to make 22 shots (the were doubles). 4 shots of jack and I had to sit down. 30 minutes later i burped one of those burps when you know its over. Then my mouth started to water like i had taken a straight shot of everclear. But i hadnt. SO I ran to the bathroom and let go. 30 seconds later i walked out and thought i was done. Jack had other ideas. So i'm good for now, most of the liquor is out of my stomach. The party heads up to the bedrooms. Thats when jJack decides hes gonna bother me some more. I leave my birthday present in my bed and go to pray. Jack gets out the brass knucks and goes to works on my stomach and head. I actually passed out in the bathroom and there are pictures floating around town to prove it.

So in conclusion. Whiskey is the devil, and Jack Daniels is his prophet.

And real men drink tequila from a) the bottle or b) without chasers, including salt and lime