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Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 02:25:18 pm
Post your favorite "Priceless" pictures, inspired of course by the Master Card commercials:

(http://www.laughline.com/picture-gallery/Priceless_Pictures/images/priceless038.jpg)
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Unknown Target on August 10, 2003, 02:26:56 pm
Anyone else notice the blood on the horn? ewww :D
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 02:27:02 pm
I'd get banned for posting it.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Unknown Target on August 10, 2003, 02:30:13 pm
No you wouldn't. You still haven't gotten banned for posting that link to the BJ picture :rolleyes:
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 02:31:14 pm
well post some pictures!  remember to keep them clean.  no pictures that show parts of a male or female's body that we can get in trouble for please...
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 02:32:00 pm
PenguinBomb?

That's because they're waiting with baited breath to see the finished site. And they'll be waiting a long ****ing time.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 10, 2003, 02:32:09 pm
That's goatse and tubgirl out the window then.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 02:38:18 pm
(http://www.laughline.com/picture-gallery/Priceless_Pictures/images/priceless06.jpg)

(http://www.laughline.com/picture-gallery/Priceless_Pictures/images/Priceless08.jpg)

yeah, Petrarch, i don't think those qualify
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 10, 2003, 02:39:51 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
yeah, Petrarch, i don't think those qualify


They might with a little photoshopping.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 03:27:14 pm
i can't post mine.......

but there are three girls sitting at a table in a bar.....

disposable camera  7 dollars
round of drinks    18 dollars
a picture of your beaver on the internet....priceless

then you notice that one girl has no panties on
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: diamondgeezer on August 10, 2003, 05:02:29 pm
Hey Shadow, your location - you realise 'blond' refers to a bloke. Right?
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Post by: Zeronet on August 10, 2003, 05:25:33 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Hey Shadow, your location - you realise 'blond' refers to a bloke. Right?


Hmm, it does indeed.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 05:26:27 pm
Blonde.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 05:50:46 pm
In this case, the Blond is my wife.

as seen here



Shadow's Wife (http://www.denofwolves.org/Nika.html)

a bit grainy but you get the point
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Ashrak on August 10, 2003, 05:55:03 pm
all i have to say is : :D
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 06:03:56 pm
She's nice and all, but why's she doing a "I'm a porn-star" pose?
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 06:11:16 pm
she models, posing is in her nature now.  Kind of like you anon, a poser.  ;)    j/k
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 06:12:03 pm
It ain't posing if it comes naturally.
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 06:21:19 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
She's nice and all,


from you that's high praise, ty.

and in all actuality she wasn't posing, she was mad and i was laughing about it, which generally makes it worse.

but just for you anon, hit the link up there again.   A "non porn star pose" just for you.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 06:53:19 pm
haha Shadowwolf, i must admit, you have a wife hotter than any of us here have or ever will have.

it's hilarious how posting a picture of your wife stops all arguements in the thread, even shutting an0n up for a bit
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 07:02:37 pm
*glares at Stealth*

One of these days, boy. One of these days........
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 07:34:58 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
haha Shadowwolf, i must admit, you have a wife hotter than any of us here have or ever will have.

it's hilarious how posting a picture of your wife stops all arguements in the thread, even shutting an0n up for a bit


ty stealth, but don't hammer on anon, we don't him to get a complex.  then he will be an insufferable insidious little *****
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 07:37:23 pm
Nah, that wouldn't fit.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 07:53:39 pm
he's already an insufferable little *****...

i dunno, i'm just extra-pissed off at an0n today, since he de-railed one of my threads. :doubt:


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One of these days, boy. One of these days........


yeah. one of these days you'll get some money and fly to America and whip my ass, right?  yeah ok :)  i'll be waiting :D
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 08:04:52 pm
I don't de-rail them. I allow them to flourish in an environment free from whatever crappy reason you started them for.

And I'm not going to sit here and make idle threats and try to act tough, but be warned Stealth, I settle my scores. No matter how pointless or troublesome it may be to do so. And while I'm hardly willing to go spend hundreds of pounds tracking you down, flying out there and kicking your ass; In 10 years from now, as I sit in my ivory tower rolling around in goddamn 500 Euros notes, if the opportunity should arise whereby I could buy whichever fast-food chain you work for, the bank you mortgaged your card-board box with and the educational institution your deformed, malnourished children attend, I would happily bankrupt my vast, semi-legal business empire to do so just so I could see you and your differently-abled children die out on the streets.
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Post by: Carl on August 10, 2003, 08:13:35 pm
anon, you know that 10 years from now you wouldn't have enough money for all of that sinse you wouldn't have any time to work, what with being in jail and all.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 08:14:24 pm
I could make a lot of money selling drugs and pimping punks in prison.
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Post by: mikhael on August 10, 2003, 08:24:56 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
haha Shadowwolf, i must admit, you have a wife hotter than any of us here have or ever will have.

I disagree. My wife is hotter than Shadowwolfs by far. This has something to do with her being 100% northern italian with raven-black hair.
;7
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Post by: Hippo on August 10, 2003, 08:27:17 pm
hard to read, but easy to understand...

(http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/1e9244bc/priceless4.jpg)

OR this;

(http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/74b7a7e0/winter.jpg)
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 08:30:32 pm
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Originally posted by mikhael

I disagree. My wife is hotter than Shadowwolfs by far. This has something to do with her being 100% northern italian with raven-black hair.
;7

There's only one way to settle this.

Cat-fight.

Now, who has a webcam?
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 08:36:36 pm
see mik, i never went in for the darker haired women.  safe to say that we will agree to disagree on whose wife is hotter?

yes i think that's the best course of action for us.

on the other hand.......mine plays FS2 and kicks my ass at mech3.

;)  

and why would we let our ladies fight?  I am sure that between the two of us we could come to an accord without having them mess themselves up over this.
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 08:38:12 pm
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Originally posted by ShadowWolf_IH
on the other hand.......mine plays FS2 and kicks my ass at mech3.

So either you suck at gaming, or you've found the perfect woman?



Man, I need a girlfriend. Or some form of warm, robotic tube. Hmmmm :drevil:.
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2003, 08:42:58 pm
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Originally posted by an0n

So either you suck at gaming, or you've found the perfect woman?



Man, I need a girlfriend. Or some form of warm, robotic tube. Hmmmm :drevil:.


The perfect woman, for me.  She understands men, maybe not Shrike, but most others........:D
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 08:45:22 pm
Shrike is....he's just.....well, let's just say there's a reason the Secret Dungeon Pr0n Forum over at Nodewar isn't open to the public.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:17:00 pm
mikhael:  post a picture of your wife, let us be the judge :p


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Originally posted by an0n
but be warned Stealth, I settle my scores. No matter how pointless or troublesome it may be to do so.


never threaten me an0n, ever. remember, right now we live a few thousand miles apart: be glad of that, but things change, and if you want to threaten my well-being, then i suggest in the future you watch your back.

nice pictures Hippo, i've seen the second one before ;)
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:20:48 pm
Will do:

Stealth, you cock-sucker, I am going to stab you several times in the head.


Right, I suppose I should be in fear for my life or something now. Hmmm. Or I could not be. Such a tough choice.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:22:23 pm
no, i'd just say don't threaten me, because it's

...

even more annoying than being annoying.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:28:04 pm
I hereby threaten you.

I've been threatened in much more graphic terms by people far more mentally handi-capped than you.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2003, 10:29:02 pm
You won't like me when I'm angry...


Anyone who makes personal threats over the internet is, by definition, too pansy to follow through on them. This was funny before, now it's just pathetic- cut the insecure l33t kiddie crap and get back to the insults. NOW, *****es!
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Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:29:49 pm
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Anyone who makes personal threats over the internet is, by definition, too pansy to follow through on them.


yeah it's true i know an0n is just saying it being the attention-whore he is, but it pisses me off too.
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:30:20 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
You won't like me when I'm angry...


Anyone who makes personal threats over the internet is, by definition, too pansy to follow through on them.
Mostly. But when sys0p was threatening me with a claw-hammer he went to all the trouble of phoning me. I missed the call mind, as he, for some stupid reason, thought I'd be up at 2pm.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2003, 10:31:09 pm
Stealth: You don't think that applies to you as well? Allow me to translate your last post into what it sounded like:

Yo yo, you don't wanna be dissin' me in my hood, I be hard, yo, I get my homies and we **** you up old-school, yeah. Watch it when you be seein' da boyz in polo shirts and pasty skin, yo, we own dis hood.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:32:21 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Yo yo, you don't wanna be dissin' me in my hood, I be hard, yo, I get my homies and we **** you up old-school, yeah. Watch it when you be seein' da boyz in polo shirts and pasty skin, yo, we own dis hood.


lolol.  so you think i'm white?

j/k :D :p :cool:

chill it an0n, besides, you know anything i say here i never mean anyway.
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:33:00 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
more graphically?  i'm sure.  but i don't threaten in return.  i'm just warning you.  you don't want to fuck with me, cause i just shifted my game into third gear *****.


now i'm not even going to respond to whatever you say after this post, you can be a "man" and post everything you want insulting and threatening me; be a hero and say it, you know i won't reply, so go ahead.  threaten all you want now. i'll let you get the last word this time.
Very gracious of you.

You little homo. I'm going to beat you down like..err....like.....Kam beats his bishop. Then I am going to perform some amateur dentistry on your malformed mouth, stamp REPEATEDLY on the shriveled lumps you call testicles, set fire to your house and dance around naked on your lawn while covering myself in your blood and listening to the screams of your family as they burn alive in the shack you lovingly refer to as 'home'.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:34:12 pm
it's not a shack you ****er, it's a BOX.  god damn is it that hard to understand!?

and you're going to stamp "REPEATEDLY"

oh god no...
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:35:43 pm
But boxes don't have electricity, and I coulda swore I saw a red light on in there.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:37:58 pm
yeah, we have electricity, cause i tapped the neighbors, and ran an underground line straight into our box.

Stryke:  damn man, stop editing your posts.  you've edited one of them twice, and the last one you've edited three times :p
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2003, 10:39:41 pm
Since when? I edited the last one once because I'd missed a line break. Ease of reading is important when insulting thalidomide babies.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:40:22 pm
He'll stop editting when you start using proper punctuation.
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Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:41:10 pm
it started as:

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Yo yo, you don't wanna be dissin' me in my hood, I be hard, yo, I get my homies and we **** you up old-school, yeah. Watch it when you be seein' da boyz in polo shirts and pasty skin, yo, we own dis hood.


then it went to:

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Stealth: You don't think that applies to you as well? Allow me to translate your last post into what it sounded like: Yo yo, you don't wanna be dissin' me in my hood, I be hard, yo, I get my homies and we **** you up old-school, yeah. Watch it when you be seein' da boyz in polo shirts and pasty skin, yo, we own dis hood.


and now it's:

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Stealth: You don't think that applies to you as well? Allow me to translate your last post into what it sounded like:

Yo yo, you don't wanna be dissin' me in my hood, I be hard, yo, I get my homies and we **** you up old-school, yeah. Watch it when you be seein' da boyz in polo shirts and pasty skin, yo, we own dis hood.


:p :D
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Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:42:38 pm
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He'll stop editting when you start using proper punctuation.


:( :( :(  but an0n i'm trying... it's hard being mentally handicapped and using punctuation.

By the way, tell me about this "systOp" guy or whatever.  what did you do, and what did he do?

EDIT:  fuck, i gtg play starcraft for a few minutes ;)

keep on.  i'll reply in the next half hour or so
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Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2003, 10:44:09 pm
Hmm... it appears I turned it into a response to your previous post (which I had missed), then added a line break.

Wow, that's, like, "cheating" or something, isn't it, Stealth? Good thing you caught that, it almost makes me look like... who am I kidding, that's pathetic. Do you actually have a point, or are you just trying to get me calling you a moron too so you can whine to an admin about how you're getting picked on?

Now, on to more relevant issues. Does the original topic of this thread have a right to exist? More at 11...
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:48:22 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9

Wow, that's, like, "cheating" or something, isn't it, Stealth? Good thing you caught that, it almost makes me look like... who am I kidding, that's pathetic. Do you actually have a point, or are you just trying to get me calling you a moron too so you can whine to an admin about how you're getting picked on?


naaa, i was just bringing it up.  no worries, i edit my posts all the time ;)  not "cheating" :)



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Now, on to more relevant issues. Does the original topic of this thread have a right to exist? More at 11...


naaaa.

"11"?
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:49:03 pm
I'm getting tired of this.

I know he's trying, but it's just no fun. I actually think by arguing with him I'm getting dumber.

I leave you to pick on him Stryke. It helps to not get me banned when Thundfireth shows up if I'm not the only one verbally *****-slapping the little flash-whore.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:49:59 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I'm getting tired of this.

I know he's trying, but it's just no fun. I actually think by arguing with him I'm getting dumber.

I leave you to pick on him Stryke. It helps to not get me banned when Thundfireth shows up if I'm not the only one verbally *****-slapping the little flash-whore.


but i'm not trying, i'm "humoring" you an0n.

Stryke always picks on me anyway :)


and he'd never ban you for arguing and/or "verbally *****-slaping" me.
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:51:55 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
but i'm not trying, i'm "humoring" you an0n.

Stryke always picks on me anyway :)
EVERYONE picks on you. You're the internet equivelant of the fat, bald kid at school.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Carl on August 10, 2003, 10:52:13 pm
Stealth, don't break anon, he's my favorite toy.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stealth on August 10, 2003, 10:53:30 pm
yessir Carl.

I'll back off now ;) :p
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Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 10:54:32 pm
You mean 'boy', right? Please tell me you mean 'boy'.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Gloriano on August 10, 2003, 11:07:23 pm
all of you have pretty wifes (but my wife is hottest):)
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Knight Templar on August 10, 2003, 11:08:38 pm
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
(but my wife is hottest):)


I know. ;7
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2003, 11:10:20 pm
YAHARR ME MATEYS!!!
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Post by: Gloriano on August 10, 2003, 11:12:17 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


I know. ;7


where you know that did you see that pic in

angelsgraveyard that i posted?
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Knight Templar on August 10, 2003, 11:16:13 pm
Well for one, she likes to shower with the window open, silly girl.
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2003, 11:17:09 pm
*found the pic on AG*

Holy goddamn crapping crap-pants!

Dude, you win. You have the hottest wife.

Though I still stand by my cat-fight idea.
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Post by: Gloriano on August 10, 2003, 11:27:21 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Well for one, she likes to shower with the window open, silly girl.


so? i can be naked in front of my house and now one see:D
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Post by: Woolie Wool on August 10, 2003, 11:30:05 pm
I'm going to make a picture depicting the destruction of the first Sath reading:

FreeSpace 2: $40
Computer: $3200
Helios bombs: More than you will ever make in your entire life
Destroying the Sathanas: priceless
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 10, 2003, 11:50:11 pm
Since this thread has gone completely haywire, I'm taking it over :p
So, do you all think that the universe will continue expanding indefinitely, or will it eventually collapse, leading to a second "Big Bang"?
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 11, 2003, 12:07:44 am
Do we have enough information to really draw a conclusion on that? It's kinda like asking whether someone believes in God- the fate of the universe is, at least at this point, unknowable.

But, just guessing, continuing to expand. We're basically a macrosized nuclear explosion, if you look at it... the scales and properties of matter are off, but it's still the same basic thing- one small, compact body disintegrates into many, which diffuse rapidly, and so on... in addition, I'd imagine there are many more "Universes" outside ours spatially, and even superdense particles like the one that exploded in the Big Bang, but at such absurd distances we'll probably never even have evidence of their existence...
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Post by: Flipside on August 11, 2003, 06:42:45 am
I think we can see the start of something special here ;)

Flipside :D
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Post by: Nico on August 11, 2003, 06:55:17 am
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Originally posted by an0n
*found the pic on AG*
 


couldn't find the pic :doubt:
Title: your favorite "Priceless" pictures
Post by: 01010 on August 11, 2003, 12:27:09 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Do we have enough information to really draw a conclusion on that? It's kinda like asking whether someone believes in God- the fate of the universe is, at least at this point, unknowable.

But, just guessing, continuing to expand. We're basically a macrosized nuclear explosion, if you look at it... the scales and properties of matter are off, but it's still the same basic thing- one small, compact body disintegrates into many, which diffuse rapidly, and so on... in addition, I'd imagine there are many more "Universes" outside ours spatially, and even superdense particles like the one that exploded in the Big Bang, but at such absurd distances we'll probably never even have evidence of their existence...


I start thinking about things like this. Then I confuse myself, then I get scared, then I make myself feel even more insignificant. Then I get into the foetal position and cry for a few hours before packing a bong and smoking myself sober.

The universe is a very dangerous place.
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Post by: Zeronet on August 11, 2003, 12:58:42 pm
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Originally posted by Venom


couldn't find the pic :doubt:


I did :D
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Post by: mikhael on August 11, 2003, 05:20:15 pm
ShadowWolf_IH is absolutely correct. He and I can agree to disagree. We're both terribly biased. ;)

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Originally posted by Stealth
mikhael:  post a picture of your wife, let us be the judge :p

Um, dude, there's a forum search for a reason. I've posted several pics of my wife.

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never threaten me an0n, ever. remember, right now we live a few thousand miles apart: be glad of that, but things change, and if you want to threaten my well-being, then i suggest in the future you watch your back.


Getting Account on HLP: Free
Getting Taunted By An0n on HLP: Free
Letting An0n make you show your ass on HLP: Priceless.
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Post by: Stealth on August 11, 2003, 06:20:31 pm
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Letting An0n make you show your ass on HLP


:wtf:
an0n attempts to make an ass of everyone.  that's his nature, he's an attention-whore.  if you can't see that, then you should go back to Russia or whatever and study more i think.

EDIT:  I wasn't able to find pictures of your wife by the way
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Post by: Shrike on August 11, 2003, 07:06:05 pm
Oh for god's sake.  Can't you people find somewhere else to piss at each other?