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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealth on August 23, 2003, 06:24:36 pm
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What are some good quotes you have? :):yes:
(rather put them in Italics as opposed to using the QUOTE tag, cause the QUOTE tag takes too much space)
"No one is a virgin. Life screws us all"
A true friend stabs you in the front
Good friends will come bail you out of jail; best friends will sit next to you on the bench and say "That was Awesome!"
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"What? Shivan!? Where?!" ---- ZylonBane on the VBB
"A man is basically as faithful as his options." ---- Chris Rock
"Cannon to the left of them; cannon to the right of them; Cannon in front of them; Volley'd and thunder'd;" ---- Charge of the Light Brigade, Tennyson
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"With some people, lampooning isn't necessary. Quoting is sufficient."
Plus the one in my sig.
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"I didn't ask to be born, they did it without my consent, and now have to face the consequences"
- Styxx
"Compel others: do not be compelled by them."
- Sun-Tzu ( The Art of War )
"Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the bastard screwing you over."
- Ashley
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It seems like half the people on the internet have quoted Sun Tzu at one point or another.
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And the other half use AOL.
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:lol:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... - General John Sedgwick, (1813-1864), last words
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "****" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
- Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating. - Brazil
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"life isn't fair, but neither is death, Get over it.."
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God Himself could not sink this ship! - Titanic
God then proceeds to sink the ship.:D
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"You who speak languages, you are such liars." -The Hive Queen, Xenocide
""Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
"John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war." -Isaac Asimov
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."
"What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?"
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past."-George Orwell
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"Individually, Human beings are all dolts.
While collectively?
Collectively, they are a collection of dolts." - Xenocide
Was my favorite.
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"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double- edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar." -- Julius Caesar
Those who would trade freedom for security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
"This Legislature takes my gay tax dollars, and my gay tax dollars spend the same as your straight tax dollars. If you're not going to treat me fairly, stop taking my tax dollars." -- Arizona State Rep. Steve May
"The whole point of free expression is not to make ideas exempt from criticism but to expose them to it." -- columnist Garry Wills
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -- C.S. Lewis
You can add almost anything by Thomas Jefferson to this list. You can probably guess my politics and beliefs just by reading this list.
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Originally posted by mikhael
You can probably guess my politics and beliefs just by reading this list.
Neo-Nazi?
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"You North Americans are very lucky. You live in the middle of the beast. You are fighting the most important fight of all, in the center of the battle. If I had my wish, I would go back to North America and fight there. I envy you." - "Che" Guevara, to Jerry Rubin
"You say there is no Answer?"
"Right."
"Then where is there room for hope?"
"In the search."
"What search?"
"For the Answer." - Feiffer
"If you give them the finger, they take your arm." - Adella Taulla (friend, not famous person.)
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"More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying
them."
~ J. Harold Smith ~
"There is no math but calc, and Taylor is its prophet."
~ A Crazy Red-Headed Man ~
"Let the other dumb bastard die for his country."
~ Patton
"Nuts"
~Commander of the 101st during the Battle of the Buldge.
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c'mon Stryke, let's get some quotes. i know you and an0n must have tons of good ones :D :yes:
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Can I have your pic?
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Oooh, I've got some good quotes:
[10/08/2003 - 20:35:48] * Comrade_Anaz thinks an0n should go after stealth drunk
[11/08/2003 - 04:03:22] Shi> I think stealth's finally proved he's a total ****wit
[11/08/2003 - 04:20:32] an0n> Man, I'm getting a stronger and stronger urge to make PenguinBomb into the cash-cow it could be just so I'll have enough money hunt down Stealth, fly to America, rent an apartment/house on his street, monitor him for weeks on end, get to know every last detail of his daily movements right down to knowing what face he makes when he's taking a ****, and then go hire someone to kick his ass for me.
[11/08/2003 - 04:53:42] an0n> Oh, ban Stealth from HLP.
[11/08/2003 - 04:53:52] Shrike> I should ban you too.
[11/08/2003 - 04:53:59] an0n> Yes, you should.
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:02] an0n> But you wuv me
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:06] Shrike> good we agree.
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:08] an0n> ....
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:14] an0n> ...................
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:23] * an0n shudders
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:26] * an0n feels dirty
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:26] Shrike> Does that mean you don't want to be?
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:34] an0n> Wuv'd? Or banned?
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:D
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Originally posted by Stealth
:D
(http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/funny/kaboom.gif)
(http://216.40.249.192/s/ups/chaos99/greenchainsaw.gif)
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awesome.
EDIT: "awesome." to an0n's post. you beat me to it KT
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speed bonnie boat.... says:
WHAT hAVE I DoNE?
Nogbad the Bad says:
held the shift key at inappropriate times?
speed bonnie boat.... says:
that was held down all the time. see, ti's ****ed
Diamond Geezer (Cheesewheels produced - 10080) says:
yay!
Daan says:
w00t!
The colourful little 64-page booklet, packed with recipes and hints. says:
argh!
Diamond Geezer (06:53 AM) :
oi
Galactic Emperor (06:54 AM) :
io
Galactic Emperor (06:54 AM) :
callisto
Galactic Emperor (06:54 AM) :
ganymede
Galactic Emperor (06:54 AM) :
europa...
Diamond Geezer (06:54 AM) :
potato
Galactic Emperor (06:55 AM) :
pot-ah-to
Diamond Geezer (06:55 AM) :
chips!
Galactic Emperor (06:55 AM) :
mashed
Diamond Geezer (06:56 AM) :
er... I'm going to start the conversation again
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[color=66ff00]"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Marcus Cole to Dr. Franklin, A Late Delivery from Avalon
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"THIS... is MY Boomstick!"
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I found a funny thing on Nodewar:
Thor: I have things to do and people to see.
Raa: ... things to see, people to do
Sorry, I couldn't resist... :)
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Where did all my posts go? and dont tell me they were irrealevant to the topic cause 2/3 of them were.
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Originally posted by Krackers87
[BWhere did all my posts go? and dont tell me they were irrealevant to the topic cause 2/3 of them were. [/B]
All posts from the little flame war that was going on here were deleted. If any of your posts were deleted, it was because they were part of the discussion or quoted it. If I see anything like it anywhere on the forums again everyone involved will be banned on the spot - so everyone, think twice before posting that acid-and-not-funny remark.
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Dangit, Styxx - I missed all the fun! ;)
Dangit! My speed stick ran out after one armpit! And the other one I have is a different scent! Why do they make these things with only enough for an odd number of armpit swipes???
- Me
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That wasn't me,it was a special effect- The Rock
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Originally posted by TopAce
people to do
:lol:
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Originally posted by Styxx
All posts from the little flame wars that was going on here were deleted. If any of your posts were deleted, it was because they were part of the discussion or quoted it. If I see anything like it anywhere on the forums again everyone involved will be banned on the spot - so everyone, think twice before posting that acid-and-not-funny remark.
Awww. You deleted all the Mung stuff.
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Originally posted by an0n
Awww. You deleted all the Mung stuff.
If somebody's post is deleted, is his post number decreased by one?
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i gotta start taking pics next time is see stuff like that so i have a back up.
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Originally posted by Styxx
All posts from the little flame wars that was going on here were deleted. If any of your posts were deleted, it was because they were part of the discussion or quoted it. If I see anything like it anywhere on the forums again everyone involved will be banned on the spot - so everyone, think twice before posting that acid-and-not-funny remark.
Well since you were at it, why not delete KT's first post that started all that. :rolleyes:
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The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination.” – Elim Garak, Improbable Cause
"It's Easier to fool the Masses, when the Masses are themselves fools" - Roger Clow
Sinclair: "The last time I gave an interview they told me to just relax and say what I really felt. Ten minutes after the broadcast I got transferred to an outpost so far off the starmaps you couldn't find it with a hunting dog and an ouiji board."
Garibaldi: "Don't sweat it. Just be that charming, efflorescent commander we've all come to know and love. What's the worst that could happen? They fire you, ship you off to the Rim and I get promoted to Commander. I don't see a problem here."
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Gosh Darnit all Styxx! You take the fun out of evry'thing. :(
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KT it`s Styxx job stop Flame wars
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It is? I thought he was only here to laugh and giggle at funny jokes.
:blah:
-Sorry Maeg, next time my response ll' just be "no **** sherlock." None of that confusing sarcsm floating about here.-
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[color=66ff00]Funny you should make light of one of the most committed people I know, frankly I'd have done what he did if I had the authority.
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:wtf: You admin guys don't have equal 'rank'?
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[color=66ff00]I'm not an admin, I help out as best as I can and give as much constructive assistance as possible (which is very limited I have to admit). I basically help out with the request thread and other small tasks when I have time.
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I'm not an admin, I help out as best as I can and give as much constructive assistance as possible (which is very limited I have to admit). I basically help out with the request thread and other small tasks when I have time.
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Huh???? :wtf: :confused:
news to me
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[color=66f00]lol I had to do a bit of digging but here you go: Link (dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/showthread.php?threadid=9372)
BTW contrary to what I thought was going to happen (almost totally leaving) I found this place far too much fun to not hang out in.
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*lights candles for Setekh*
*forget he's wearing a kerosine-soaked jacket*
*is aflame*
*screams*
*snaps, crackles and pops*
*twitches*
*doesn't twitch*
*out-stretches arm with last ounce of life and points towards a will clearly stating he wishes to be fully cremated so as to prevent KT from Mung-ing his corpse*
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Don't flatter yourself rocko. :p
Maeg: Does this mean I should stop cowering in fear each time I see your name on the boards? :p ;)
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
:wtf: You admin guys don't have equal 'rank'?
We do in power, but not necessarily in responsibility. You might notice that a few of the admins have "left", but retain their admin powers even so - that's because we trust them with it, and that way they can help out when they are able to.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Gosh Darnit all Styxx! You take the fun out of evry'thing. :(
LOL You thought you were gonna get away with it? Sorry, not even on your best day. :p :drevil:
I understand you are really pissed out now, but hey, we lose our posts, you do too...pal. :D :p
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I'm not an admin
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:wtf:
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Originally posted by Hippo
:wtf:
He doesn't have the HLP logo.
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Originally posted by Razor
He doesn't have the HLP logo.
Neither does Thunder... :nervous:
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Or Kalfireth.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Don't flatter yourself rocko. :p
Maeg: Does this mean I should stop cowering in fear each time I see your name on the boards? :p ;)
No. Originally posted by Knight Templar
:p
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Originally posted by Hippo
Neither does Thunder... :nervous:
Why does that make you nervous? :p
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Razor: you heard what he said. don't push your luck either. get this thread back on topic.
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Let em' ramble. He's only working against himself. :blah:
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66f00]lol I had to do a bit of digging but here you go: Link (dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/showthread.php?threadid=9372)
BTW contrary to what I thought was going to happen (almost totally leaving) I found this place far too much fun to not hang out in.
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Ooh, my first administrative appearance! :lol:
EDIT: Man, that thread was funny! :lol:
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
Or Kalfireth.
:sigh:*sigh*:sigh:
"This thing is falling apart."
"It'll hold."
"We're not going to make it."
"We'll make it."
"Pull up! Pull up!"
*BANG*
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
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:wtf:
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part of what makes us human is that we strive to be more than we are-picard ST:Nemisis
i think.....
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Ok my favorite quote:
But...as you well know...appearances can be decieving which...brings me back to the reason why we are here. We are not here because we are free. We are here because we are not free, there is NO escaping reason, no denying purpose because as we both know, without purpose....we would not excist. It is purpose that create us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls...that guides...that DRIVES us...purpose that deffines us...purpose that binds us. We are here to take from you, what you tryed to take from us. THE PURPOSE!!!
Agent Smith deffinetly has the best quotes in the matrix. :nod:
Morph: Where's he now?
Link: He's doing the superman thing.
Oh and of course...
Agent Smith: I want everything.
Morpheus: Would that include the bullet from this gun?
I'll think of some more later.
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*Smith infects woman with duplication virus*
Woman: "HOLY GOD!!"
Smith: "Smith will sufice...."
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Originally posted by Hippo
:sigh:*sigh*:sigh:
"This thing is falling apart."
"It'll hold."
"We're not going to make it."
"We'll make it."
"Pull up! Pull up!"
*BANG*
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
That level was fun.
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We have eaten the last of the cannibals.
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Originally posted by 01010
That level was fun.
Better then the Library...
Look on the bright side, FoeHammer. Tha LAST thing the Covenant will expect is an arial insertion, from underground.
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
*Smith infects woman with duplication virus*
Woman: "HOLY GOD!!"
Smith: "Smith will sufice...."
Well you got two things wrong there.
First it was Bane and he's male, second he just said: Oh God. But hey, that's a nice quote. I have to say that in this film Smith is deffinetly my favorite character.
Or how about:
Agent: You?!
Smith: Yes me.
*PUNCH*
Smith: Me..me..me
Smith copy: Me too
and of course:
Smith: It's happening exactly as before
Smith Copy: Well not EXACTLY