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Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2003, 12:54:06 am
(http://www.deepbluebettas.com/Pics/Eomer/Eomer0000.jpg)
that is what i call a sexy fish - when fanned out like that he's the size of my palm! he's not the best quality one i have either


I breed them, if you hadn't figured that out from visiting the link in my signature
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Starks on August 29, 2003, 01:13:07 am
I own a FERTILE catfish and a very anal male Siamese Fighter Fish.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Knight Templar on August 29, 2003, 01:21:15 am
Sexy Fish...

*has a chinese fighting fish named sam

feel sorry for him though. He lives in a plant vase.. has like 5^3 inches to live in.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2003, 01:22:19 am
is there something special about fertile catfish?

all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betta Splendens) are anal and very teritorial - if you didn't recognize the above fish - that IS a Siamese Fighting Fish

specifically

Steel Blue Halfmoon
(NrR B2B2 BlBl HMHM SINi OnOn NfNf)
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2003, 01:24:13 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Sexy Fish...

*has a chinese fighting fish named sam

feel sorry for him though. He lives in a plant vase.. has like 5^3 inches to live in.


if there is a peace lilly or something non-aqautic in there remove it immediately - figure out the volume of the vase - divide it by 231 cubic inches - that is the volume of a gallon of water

if the betta is in 1 gallon of water it needs one 100% water change weekly (or more prefably two 50% water changes in a week)

if it's in 1/2 gallon it needs two 100% water changes weekly

if it's in 2 gallones it needs one 50% water change weekly

get the idea?
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Knight Templar on August 29, 2003, 01:33:57 am
It's just got a plant, some flowers or something, nothing bad though as it seems. Luckily for me, mom takes care of the water changes, which I think she does about twice a week or so.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Starks on August 29, 2003, 01:36:07 am
Fertile catfish are special!!!!

They are so horny. Even tapping the glass sends them into a parthenogenic egglaying frenzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Starks on August 29, 2003, 01:50:49 am
I even went as far as naming my band "Fertile Catfish."
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Nico on August 29, 2003, 02:05:50 am
the pb with those ( otherwise beautiful ) fishes is that if you put them together with other fishes, after a while, the... her... fins tends to be all worn out, and they look like floating trash...
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2003, 09:11:12 am
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Originally posted by Venom
the pb with those ( otherwise beautiful ) fishes is that if you put them together with other fishes, after a while, the... her... fins tends to be all worn out, and they look like floating trash...


are you talking about the betta?

(only the males have the huge fins)
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Woolie Wool on August 29, 2003, 11:27:14 am
I raised red bettas for a couple of weeks. They were nice, but my cat ate them.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: 01010 on August 29, 2003, 12:16:56 pm
This is all well and good but no-ones asked the most important question.

SEXY fish? :wtf:
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Tiara on August 29, 2003, 12:20:57 pm
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/06/12/1055220705939.html

:lol:
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Woolie Wool on August 29, 2003, 12:24:14 pm
ROFL!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: 01010 on August 29, 2003, 12:25:44 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/06/12/1055220705939.html

:lol:


This still doesn't answer the question as to why Kazan finds fish sexy, though it was a humourous diversion.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Top Gun on August 29, 2003, 02:51:24 pm
I guess some people (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_McClure) are like that ;)
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2003, 03:17:43 pm
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Originally posted by 01010


This still doesn't answer the question as to why Kazan finds fish sexy, though it was a humourous diversion.


the "sexy" is a joke

but it is a nice fish. and valuable to boot... and it's offspring should be valuable
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Nico on August 29, 2003, 04:13:44 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan


are you talking about the betta?

(only the males have the huge fins)


well, any fish with large fins actually.
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Unknown Target on August 29, 2003, 05:18:12 pm
I thought this had something to do with Vasudan pr0n :D
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: aldo_14 on August 29, 2003, 05:28:27 pm
Troy McLure

(cookie to the first person to get the reference.  Not a real cookie, though.  Just an imaginary one.)
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 29, 2003, 06:36:11 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
I thought this had something to do with Vasudan pr0n :D


Um... :shaking:
Title: OT- A Sexy Fish (and explaination of my sig)
Post by: Rictor on August 29, 2003, 06:40:07 pm
Troy Maclure apparenlty has a thing for fish - The Simpsons