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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 01:55:56 pm
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I have heard this 'joke' at school, but somehow I don't find this really funny. I am curious if the joke is really bad, or I don't have any sense of homour:
Saddam: We don't have weapons for mass destruction, Mr. Bush!
*BOOM!* *Atomic explosion at Bagdad*
Saddam: But we'll have some.
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Slightly comical, but I don't find it THAT funny...
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ummm...not really funny. :doubt:
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I don't get it. and your schoolmates aren't that clever by the looks of it.
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at least I know that I am not alone. ;)
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Crap can be the only word used to describe this.
P.S.
CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
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Normally I would laugh at jokes about Saddam, Bush & Co. but this hardly qualifies as a joke :blah:
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maybe I have translated the original hungarian text wrong.
Read the first post again. I have edited it.
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I understood the clue but its just... :blah: Its one of those "ackward silence" jokes cause nobody laughs.
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:wtf:
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I know
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Originally posted by Top Gun
CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
he was (in vain) trying to get to the other side?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My Yes Vote was Sarcasm, i dont find it funny
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0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.
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[color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?
Phil Macracken
:D
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?
Phil Macracken
:D
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There are so many jokes to that... Plumber... Mason... Gay rights activist... I've heard them all... :blah:
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Maeg, My apologies;)
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Gay rights activist...
Nah, he'd be Phil McCavity
And you're forgetting Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay irishmen :nod:
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Originally posted by TopAce
0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.
Did you bother to highlight my post?
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Did you bother to highlight my post?
noone bothers to do that, cuz it's lame.
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Nah, he'd be Phil McCavity
And you're forgetting Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay irishmen :nod:
I really don't get that.
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[color=66ff00]Gerald fits patrick....
BTW Turnsky it would be a little hypocritical for me to take offense since I started it. ;)
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Gerald fits patrick....
BTW Turnsky it would be a little hypocritical for me to take offense since I started it. ;)
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i know, but i felt i had to say it..:D
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It'd be more like Phil McCracken... but that's besides the point...
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I found this funny. I don't quite remember it well as I read it around a year ago, but here's what I could piece together from my memory:
A man riding the bus overheard a conversation between two women from Puerto Rico (it might've been eastern Europe, I forgot). The first one said "...and then the two asses come together and I come and the two asses come together again and then I come and pee twice and then I come again."
The man exclaimed, "That's disgusting! You should never describe your sex habits in public like that."
The woman looked puzzled and said "I was just telling her how to spell Mississippi."
:lol::lol::lol:
And TopAce, that Saddam joke sucked.:doubt::blah:
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Oh come on, at least his was topical. That... thing... you posted was a downright insult to comedy.
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
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And TopAce, that Saddam joke sucked.:doubt::blah:
Don't look at me, it is not my joke. I don't like that 'joke', too.
I was just curious if I don't have sense of humour, or the 'joke' is truly bad.
:)
[glow=red]I don't want to tell my classmate that his joke was bad, unless I want a tons of lead into my back. ;)
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It sucked.
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yeah
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You guys are hurting my brain..
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.....must i say anything. :ick