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Title: Do you find this funny?
Post by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 01:55:56 pm: I have heard this 'joke' at school, but somehow I don't find this really funny. I am curious if the joke is really bad, or I don't have any sense of homour:

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Saddam: We don't have weapons for mass destruction, Mr. Bush!
*BOOM!* *Atomic explosion at Bagdad*
Saddam: But we'll have some.
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Post by: Solatar on September 19, 2003, 02:02:36 pm: Slightly comical, but I don't find it THAT funny...
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Post by: Unknown Target on September 19, 2003, 02:03:32 pm: ummm...not really funny. :doubt:
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Post by: kode on September 19, 2003, 02:15:51 pm: I don't get it. and your schoolmates aren't that clever by the looks of it.
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Post by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 02:24:10 pm: at least I know that I am not alone. ;)
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Post by: Top Gun on September 19, 2003, 03:07:16 pm: Crap can be the only word used to describe this.

P.S.

CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
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Post by: TheCelestialOne on September 19, 2003, 03:11:15 pm: Normally I would laugh at jokes about Saddam, Bush & Co. but this hardly qualifies as a joke :blah:
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Post by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 03:14:51 pm: maybe I have translated the original hungarian text wrong.
Read the first post again. I have edited it.
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Post by: TheCelestialOne on September 19, 2003, 03:23:57 pm: I understood the clue but its just... :blah: Its one of those "ackward silence" jokes cause nobody laughs.
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Post by: Knight Templar on September 19, 2003, 03:50:03 pm: :wtf:
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Post by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 03:50:04 pm: I know
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Post by: kode on September 19, 2003, 03:55:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Top Gun
CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

he was (in vain) trying to get to the other side?
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Post by: Zeronet on September 19, 2003, 04:22:59 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My Yes Vote was Sarcasm, i dont find it funny
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Post by: TopAce on September 19, 2003, 04:25:01 pm: 0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.
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Post by: Martinus on September 19, 2003, 05:38:35 pm: [color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?

Phil Macracken

:D
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Post by: Taristin on September 19, 2003, 07:52:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?

Phil Macracken

:D
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There are so many jokes to that... Plumber... Mason... Gay rights activist... I've heard them all... :blah:
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Post by: Turnsky on September 19, 2003, 08:00:31 pm: Maeg, My apologies;)

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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda... no."

"No?"

"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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Post by: diamondgeezer on September 20, 2003, 06:09:01 am: Quote
Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Gay rights activist...

Nah, he'd be Phil McCavity

And you're forgetting Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay irishmen :nod:
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Post by: Zeronet on September 20, 2003, 01:29:50 pm: Quote
Originally posted by TopAce
0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.

Did you bother to highlight my post?
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Post by: kode on September 20, 2003, 01:35:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Zeronet

Did you bother to highlight my post?

noone bothers to do that, cuz it's lame.
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Post by: Grey Wolf on September 20, 2003, 01:36:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Nah, he'd be Phil McCavity

And you're forgetting Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay irishmen :nod:
I really don't get that.
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Post by: Martinus on September 20, 2003, 01:47:07 pm: [color=66ff00]Gerald fits patrick....

BTW Turnsky it would be a little hypocritical for me to take offense since I started it. ;)
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Post by: Turnsky on September 20, 2003, 07:36:36 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Gerald fits patrick....

BTW Turnsky it would be a little hypocritical for me to take offense since I started it. ;)
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i know, but i felt i had to say it..:D
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Post by: Taristin on September 20, 2003, 07:43:47 pm: It'd be more like Phil McCracken... but that's besides the point...
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Post by: Woolie Wool on September 22, 2003, 12:50:17 pm: I found this funny. I don't quite remember it well as I read it around a year ago, but here's what I could piece together from my memory:

A man riding the bus overheard a conversation between two women from Puerto Rico (it might've been eastern Europe, I forgot). The first one said "...and then the two asses come together and I come and the two asses come together again and then I come and pee twice and then I come again."

The man exclaimed, "That's disgusting! You should never describe your sex habits in public like that."
The woman looked puzzled and said "I was just telling her how to spell Mississippi."

:lol::lol::lol:

And TopAce, that Saddam joke sucked.:doubt::blah:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on September 22, 2003, 01:04:05 pm: Oh come on, at least his was topical. That... thing... you posted was a downright insult to comedy.
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Post by: TopAce on September 22, 2003, 02:33:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Woolie Wool
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And TopAce, that Saddam joke sucked.:doubt::blah:

Don't look at me, it is not my joke. I don't like that 'joke', too.
I was just curious if I don't have sense of humour, or the 'joke' is truly bad.

:)

[glow=red]I don't want to tell my classmate that his joke was bad, unless I want a tons of lead into my back. ;)
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Post by: Shrike on September 22, 2003, 02:40:14 pm: It sucked.
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Post by: TopAce on September 22, 2003, 02:58:20 pm: yeah
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Post by: Knight Templar on September 22, 2003, 09:16:43 pm: You guys are hurting my brain..
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Post by: neo_hermes on September 22, 2003, 09:40:08 pm: .....must i say anything. :ick