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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Woolie Wool on September 30, 2003, 12:02:23 pm

Title: Most embarrassing way to die.
Post by: Woolie Wool on September 30, 2003, 12:02:23 pm: I think the winner is autoerotic asphyxiation (choking to death while having oral sex with yourself) while getting off on Cthulhu fetish fiction.

Either that or taking a piss on a fence during a lightning storm just lightning strikes the fence, causing millions of volts to go up your urine stream and fry you (this actually happened to someone--he got a Darwin Award for it).
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Post by: magatsu1 on September 30, 2003, 12:07:01 pm: :wtf:

you been reading some dodgy books or somethin' ?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on September 30, 2003, 12:13:48 pm: Lurking on the StarDestroyer.net forums.(http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/disturbed.gif)
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Post by: HotSnoJ on September 30, 2003, 12:22:51 pm: Or like my pastor. He almost died lowering a basket ball hoop so his son could slam dunk the ball! His head/neck was caught between the backboard and ladder.

:blah:
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Post by: kasperl on September 30, 2003, 12:26:27 pm: well, i think dieng of russian roulette with a semi is pretty emberasing, but i'd rather not think of any other ways, it makes me depressed.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing way to die.
Post by: Drew on September 30, 2003, 12:57:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Woolie Wool
(choking to death while having oral sex with yourself)

:eek2: thats...possible????????
Title: Most embarrassing way to die.
Post by: YodaSean on September 30, 2003, 01:10:38 pm: This is from the darwin awards, I had no idea it was possible to kill youself like this...

Quote

25 March 1993)
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood.

His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.

Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized.

:eek:

[edit]it appears this may not be possible, but if anyone really could accomplish this...
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Post by: Ashrak on September 30, 2003, 01:27:28 pm: wolli has been off hes medication ... now now wollie didnt i tell you to take it every day 3 times a day :)
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Post by: kasperl on September 30, 2003, 01:29:47 pm: *shudders*

i'd rather find Carl while crawling through te ductwork.....
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Post by: diamondgeezer on September 30, 2003, 01:59:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by YodaSean
it appears this may not be possible, but if anyone really could accomplish this...

... it'd be me. I've been deploying the most vile bum clouds all day at work. I hope to God the hot ginger bird in the next room didn't catch a wiff.
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Post by: Woolie Wool on September 30, 2003, 02:15:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
wolli has been off hes medication ... now now wollie didnt i tell you to take it every day 3 times a day :)

What medication?
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Post by: Solatar on September 30, 2003, 03:02:11 pm: ritalin?:D

I think he's just referring to the obvious odity of this topic...

My little sis just finished watching some Kangaroo Jack movie...the dude flies to australia and delivers the money for his own hit (mofia style;7 ). THAT would be embaressing..
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 30, 2003, 04:05:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

..hot ginger bird...

wow. I've never heard that phrase before.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on September 30, 2003, 04:13:08 pm: Ginger birds are the way forward. Assuming they don't ming, natch.
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 30, 2003, 04:14:22 pm: Remove the ginger and you;re spot on there DG
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Post by: Rictor on September 30, 2003, 04:54:16 pm: I'z Limey talk gov'nr

I would imagine maybe death by having something extremely large, or wierd, being rammed up the poopshoot would be pretty embarassing.
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Post by: 01010 on September 30, 2003, 05:35:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14

wow. I've never heard that phrase before.

You beat me to it.
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Post by: Odyssey on September 30, 2003, 05:57:39 pm: Hey, hot ginger birds are possible. They're cleverer than the blondes, let's put it that way.
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Post by: Sandwich on September 30, 2003, 06:33:53 pm: Please - spare us. :rolleyes: