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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shrike on October 08, 2003, 07:49:39 pm
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http://objective.jesussave.us/ (http://objective.jesussave.us/)
The Creation Education section is particularly good. I almost pissed myself laughing at some of them.
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*sniggers and hopes his laughing won't offend anyone*
EDIT: And they're telling people to handout Bibles for halloween...that used to piss me off immensely.:D
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Jesus saves people!
...then redeems them for valuable gifts and prizes.
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That said, that site is scary, not funny. There's something disturbing about someone who makes a point of getting angry over something like triclavianism. I really believe, in the page where in the web author decries triclavianism, he makes up several new words. I could be wrong but 'historicity' is not exactly a realistic linguistic construction. :(
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Originally posted by mikhael
I could be wrong but 'historicity' is not exactly a realistic linguistic construction. :(
Mik, historicity (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=67&q=historicity) means 'historical authenticity'. :)
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404...:(
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Originally posted by Setekh
Mik, historicity (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=67&q=historicity) means 'historical authenticity'. :)
Well, did I not say that I could be wrong? I think I did, yes.
It's still a deeply scary web site[1].
[1] I fell I should point out that I am NOT laying critique on the religion the website espouses, but in the fanatical way in which it espouses it. The content of the site could espouse anything at all. The fantatacism would scare me no matter what the subject was.[/size]
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The funniest part of it is that he really means it!.
The bespectacled fundamentalist gets on my nerves, this I will admit, Christianity is supposed to preach tolerance understanding and humilty, not accusation, judgement and arrogance :( I'm not a devout anything, but it still scares me a little when I see things like this. To be utterly blunt about it, it is fundamentalism of exactly the same type, in the Persona of Bin Laden, which has led to so much suffering and loss already. Why do these people never get the plot??
Sorry, I won't write more, I have nothing against those with Faith, but I always find the louder you shout your God's name, the more you are trying to drown out the little questions in your head.
Flipside.
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Originally posted by mikhael
The fantatacism would scare me no matter what the subject was
Fanatacism is not scary when it's not attached to fundamentalism.
After all, we're all Fanatics about FS and FS2. Why else would we still obsess over a five year old game.
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http://objective.jesussave.us/moon.html - this just about explains it:
"However, in 1969, Apollo astronauts placed seismic devices on the moon's surface to measure the reverberations directly. These devices recorded the impacts of meteorites as expected, but they also picked up a strange, persistent, low-frequency waveform. When the waveform was run through audio processing computers which sped it up and applied various filters to it, it was discovered to be an echoing voice. The voice was speaking in ancient Aramaic!"
~cough~ Yeah, a many-many-millenia old iron core is still shouting at us. Listen to the moon, people. Y'know, with enough filters anything could be made into a language that very few people will recognise.
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I get some weird Ad site..
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Jesus saves people!
...then redeems them for valuable gifts and prizes.
;7:lol:
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Originally posted by Liberator
Fanatacism is not scary when it's not attached to fundamentalism.
After all, we're all Fanatics about FS and FS2. Why else would we still obsess over a five year old game.
Fantacism is almost always scary: it leaves no room for compromise. I don't know about you, but I don't come here because I'm particularly fond of Freespace. I came here for Iwar2 and stayed for Steak and Venom and Narol and Darkage and the other groovy people. I haven't playe Freespace in so long that I dont' know where my CDs are.
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AHH!! Infidel, burn him at the pike!!!
/*looks at site*/
I feel ill
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Originally posted by Killfrenzy
404...:(
Originally posted by Zeronet
I get some weird Ad site..
*GASP*
Can it be??!? Posting a site on HLP seems to be the equivalent of Slashgdotting it!!?!! WOW!!!
:nervous:
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J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
Flipside, I think you can add paranoia to the list. Next thing you know, they'll say that we should boycott Dues Ex just because the main character's name just so happens to start with a "J.C."
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Originally posted by Kosh
Flipside, I think you can add paranoia to the list. Next thing you know, they'll say that we should boycott Dues Ex just because the main character's name just so happens to start with a "J.C."
Even worse, because Deus means 'god' and Ex sounds like "Excommunicate!"
Deus Ex is making everyone evil athiests!!!!!
I need to be careful, or this might get added to that site :)
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Originally posted by mikhael
Fantacism is almost always scary: it leaves no room for compromise. I don't know about you, but I don't come here because I'm particularly fond of Freespace. I came here for Iwar2 and stayed for Steak and Venom and Narol and Darkage and the other groovy people. I haven't playe Freespace in so long that I dont' know where my CDs are.
Ditto - well, kinda. I returned not just because it's my job, but because I love the people here - FS itself is secondary. That said, the people are virtually all initially brought by this secondary interest, so it can't be that bad. The rise of the SCP has brought about our biggest surge in new members for quite some time.
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Originally posted by Setekh
The rise of the SCP has brought about our biggest surge in new members for quite some time.
Actually, that was because we banned an0n. :p
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Grrrrr.......Woof! Woof!
*mauls Sandwich's legs in a non-sexual way*
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*throws an0n some raw meat*
Go eat, boy - betcha it tastes a lot better than my leg.
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So would the"Christian Repair Shop" listed on that page sit there and pray for your window to be fixed by God?
EDIT: Also, WTF is this?
From http://www.fixedearth.com/nasas_agenda.htm:
Clearly, the evolutionary belief is anti-Bible, but--more to the point about NASA's goals being spiritual--it is a belief that attributes miraculous powers of creation of all that exists to a "force" or a god known as "matter" (and "gases"). Matter did it all. All hail "matter"! No God who demands recognition and accountability is needed! With "matter" as creator we can do what we want ('cause nothing matters...)
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It's either a more-in-depth than usual satire site, or else run by weirdoes.
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the funnies thing is how "God bless the USA" was withing quotation marks. it makes it seem ironic, as if I would've written it.
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Probably what I thought was the most rediculous was the whole "Apple is promoting evolutionism and communism..." thing.
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ok, its a semi-old thread, but Ive been away for a while and just thought I'de show you some gems from the site:
The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
The inent of the Internet is the exact opposite. Anarchy of information. If your views are right and powerful, you'll win out in the end anyways, so no worries ;) ;)
The current design, although obviously beautiful and rich in the pageantry of American history, doesn't fully convey the nature of our Nation to today's ignorant people. In years past, additional information about America and the Values we hold dear would be supplied via our schools and media, allowing our citizens to associate the Flag with these cultural and social facts. However, nowadays these institutions can't be trusted as they have come under the sway of the Secular Elite and more often than not spew the virus of anti-Americanism rather than healthy civic instruction. As such, the confused American citizen of today doesn't know what to associate Old Glory with, and is just as likely to want to burn it as to pledge his allegiance to it. Furthermore, those few still in the know who take the time to pledge their allegiance are under pressure from decadent Secular forces to divorce the symbol of our Nation from He Who makes our Nation strong and righteous: The Lord, Almighty God.
Proposed new design:
(http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyusflag.gif)
Awesome :lol: :lol:
While many Christians correctly see Halloween as a time of occult dangers - when Satan is out in force trying to corrupt our society - they overlook the fact that all things are created by the Lord for a purpose. So what is the purpose of this dark time of the year?
All they need in Junny Harper (King of the Hill reference)
Called "Mall Rats" in their nihilistic Secular culture, they can often be found hanging around malls after public school doing nothing constructive. Teens paradoxically desire to be "different" but also to fit in. Use this contradiction to your advantage by pointing out how all the people around them are "tools to Secularism" while offering them the chance to join in the Love of Christ. Emphasize "coolness" of Jesus and offer "Radical Salvation". Secularized teens usually can't read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.
Damn teens!!
Almost exclusively male. These shoppers are harried and often confused and consequently will be more susceptible to Secular programming. The pressure to consume will have them at a breaking point. Use a very hard sell, appealing to their desire for release from the slavery of Consumerism, and they can be easily snapped. The closer to December 25, the more likely they will be to completely abandon their Secular Consumer lifestyle on the spot. If you are targeting these lost souls, be sure to bring a van so that you can take them back to your Church for counseling and emergency baptisms.
Bust open the Flanders emerncy baptism kit:):) And don't forget to bring a mysterious van to take kids away in, I'm sure that'll go over REAL well with the cops.
"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?
Even the word "mall" evokes evilness being a homonym for "maul" - the violent rending of flesh
Gotta love that circle-logic..
However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
Darwin eh? That probably explains the crashes and lockups. Remember kids, only Microsoft is the godly allternative. Open-source is for Communists and hippies :lol: :lol:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
Lets fool kids into going on witch-hunts for us. It'll be fun!!
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Originally posted by Rictor The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
The inent of the Internet is the exact opposite. Anarchy of information. If your views are right and powerful, you'll win out in the end anyways, so no worries ;) ;)
~-=™! WTF have you been smoking? The internets roots lie in ARPAnet which was developed by the US military. It was designed to allow US commanders enough 'freedom of information' to know who the hell to nuke. !™=-~
Proposed new design:
(http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyusflag.gif)
Awesome :lol: :lol:
~-=™! See, this is why no-one takes these people seriously: No feckin sk1llz. !™=-~
~-=™! *snips a ton of mindless drivel* !™=-~
"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?
~-=™! It also 'sounds' like 'maul', therefore all bears are to now be considered in the service of Satan and baptised on sight. !™=-~
Even the word "mall" evokes evilness being a homonym for "maul" - the violent rending of flesh
~-=™! ....Usually used in a non-lethal context. !™=-~
Gotta love that circle-logic..
~-=™! ARGH! Irony! And it's 'circular'. !™=-~[/size]
I hate organized religion as much as the next anarchistic, aetheist militant, but I hate actual stupidity even more. Don't criticize unless you're perfect.
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Opinions noted. Opinions ridiculed. Opinions ignored.
I'm not about to enter into a flamewar, but feel free to keep trying..
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That's rather arrogant of you to presume that I'd bother engaging in a flame-war with you. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'd rather have an intellectual duel with a carrot.
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I... this... but... no.
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/misc/gruff.jpg)
My roomate works for Apple; I'm gonna send him the link to that page.
Watch them target HLP next. :nervous:
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I couldn't be bothered to take screenshots an upload them, but while you're at it put up Habu the elephant and the Kanga-Jew:):)