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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Baron MacDoblin on October 26, 2003, 11:38:02 pm
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A Public Service Announcement By Mr. T.
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Das right! Dis "crystal methanphetamine" jibba-jabba ain't no good, foos! It make you feel good, but it steal yo money an' yo soul! You suckas all betta listen up, 'cause Mr. T is gonna give you the facts about Ice, and it's helluva crazy? You got a problem with that, foo? And if I find any of you suckas out doin' meth, I'm gonna throw you so helluva far 'yo face is gonna fly through yo ass, foo! Drugs make the T mad!
Here're the facts, foos: Ice, ('o speed, 'o meth, o' crystal, 'o jib, same thing) started out when some foo's thought they take some crazy-ass Chinese drug and pump it up so that it be betta! Only, like all crazy-ass foo's, they were wrong! Now drugs're one ho-jillion dolla biz-niss, on'y if you deal 'em, you ain't gettin no money, foo! Dat's cause them cartels have it rigged so that they get all the greens, and you poor suckas end up on the biz-niss end've a life sentence! An' das not only fo' big time dealas, foo! You push Ice a bit, you get jail! Das no joke, foo! Pres'dent Bush's bitin' down on drugs like a Rottweiler on yo' arm, foo! Even if ya just take 'em, that ain't no protection, foo! Most've t' pris'nors down in the big house 'r druggies! In there for, how long? Gov'ments hitting you dang foos with bigga an' bigga jail time! That ain't no lie, foo!
Ice make you crazy! Crazier than that durn foo Murdock, and das' helluva crazy! Ice's ten thousand times more addictive den "soft" drugs like pot 'o ecstasy (an' here's the crazy dang foo 'ting: sometimes deala's like 'ta label them Ice ectasy! How you gonna know which's which? Read them dang labels?). Jus' one shot, you ain't neva gonna stop! Jus' one!
Das not 'ven the half'v it! Ice's naturally toxic! Means you takin' all sort of nasty foo crap! While yo naked, dirty body's lyin' in some gutter, yo' brain 'n body is gettin' all crazy! You goin' through stroke, kidney an' heart damage, an' brain damage. Us'lly is' fo' long-time addicts, but sometimes - sometimes - is' happen wit' just one shot! You neva' did it befo, you got no guaren'tee!
Dis ain't no jibba-jabba, foos! Ice's be maybe THE most dangerous drug! Even worse 'n crack cocaine, 'cause Ice ain't get re-absorbed into yo' body! An' das' not even countin' all dat **** t' street peddlers dump in them dang foo' drugs! Dey put 's all sort of crazy foo crap 'n dere like cyanide! Das right, ice's be poison!
So remember, foo's: if you wanna live,drink yo' milk and eat yo' veggies an' stay away from them dang foo drugs, foo!
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..what are you on?:wtf: :wtf:
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obviously, the new TaS has brought Mr. T back to the community.
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:eek:
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:wtf:
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:nod: :yes:
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:) :yes:
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:devil: :no:
Drugs are good... m'kay?
This public service announcement was brought to you by the associated drug dealers of North America, and do not pertain to the attitudes or opinions of the poster.
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Edit-Double Posted
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Originally posted by Baron MacDoblin
So remember, foo's: if you wanna live,drink yo' milk and eat yo' veggies an' stay away from them dang foo drugs, foo!
:lol: :lol:
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Word, Sucka fish.
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see now why you should have killed that tas thread