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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: IceFire on October 30, 2003, 09:13:23 am
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I thought it might be worth it to share this. I found it on another forum and I chuckled the whole way through. Enjoy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
> SAEED AL SAHAF, Iraqi Head of Information
> The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
> fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
> GEORGE W BUSH
> We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
> road or not. The chicken is either for us or against
> us. There is no middle ground.
> COLIN POWELL
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> TONY BLAIR
> I agree with George W.
> HANS BLIX
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
> side of the road.
> DR SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed I've not been told.
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> cross roads without having their motives called into
> question.
> GRANDPA
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
> and that was good enough.
> TRICIA
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
> heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious
> case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream
> of crossing the road.
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together - in peace.
> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> KARL MARX
> It was an historic inevitability.
>
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?
> SIGMUND FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
> sexual insecurity.
> BILL GATES
> eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
> eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
> checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part
> of eChicken.
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
> move beneath the chicken?
> BILL CLINTON
> What is your definition of chicken?
>
> THE BIBLE
> And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
> didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
> COLONEL SANDERS
> Did I miss one?
> HOMER SIMPSON
> Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
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hehehehehe
That was pretty good.
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> KAZAN
> To avoid getting circumcised.
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or, simply visit:
www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com
and find out the easy way
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I don't want to sound like Icy here, but this is probably the oldest thing on the internet.
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Weird...:blah:
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Seen it, but it's still funny.:)
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
> KAZAN
> To avoid getting circumcised.
:lol:
:yes:
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Originally posted by IceFire
I chuckled the whole way through.
Ditto, man. ;)
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Since Homer Simpson is in there, it ought to include:
FAT TONY:
What's a chicken?
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CERTAIN FORUM MEMBERS
> Who gives a **** why the chicken crossed the road... you're a ****ing homo who would like to **** the chicken probably
> Isn't this topic a bit inappropriate? isn't it in the wrong forum? why do we have a topic like this when we're supposed to be discussing only Freespace-related items
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Mm... Taking it a little too far there pal. Watch your back...
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CERTAIN FORUM MEMBERS:
> when's chicken 3 coming out?
what's that odyssey? :D
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Oh, nothing. Must've been the wind.
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Thunder
> If the chicken doesn't learn to cross the road peacefully, I'll have to go back to being an admin. Cross nicely chickens
Shrike
> If the chicken doesn't stop screwing around on that road, I'll have to ban it
Stryke
> That's not a road! It's a river! And if nam' taught me anything, it's that you shouldn't try something unless you are fully equiped. What this chicken needs is a hovercraft. I'd make one, but unfortunate circumstances dealing with my leg and a malfunctioning blender prevent me from doing anything. But if that chicken starts to **** around, just holler and it'll meet the business end of my machette.
HIG
> Chikcen work for Sony and work is cross the road. Chicken also be in my new campaing who want to help me maek?
Stunaep
> Chicken? You call that a chicken? Why is everything always monopolized by America. Hell, we wouldn't even call that a chick. And don't even get me started on your roads... if you think you can drive on one of tho-- err.. a female. Gotta go!
an0n
> The Chicken crossed the road because I was about to cut it's ****ing throat. Serves it right. Those eggs were ****.
Razor
> Like there's even a chicken anymore. And I highly doubt that road will last longer than 6 more months. Why am I here you ask? I figured I'd stand here and laugh. Stupid road.
Stealth
> The chicken is awesome!:D:D:D
Stealth
> Oh, and we have roads like those back in Texas :nod: . Stupid n00b chickenz, we run them over all the time in our cadillacs. Have you seen mine?
Woolie Wool
> What chicken?
an0n
> Oh hell, I created the road, the chicken, and made it cross the road for my own amusement. There, happy?
Stealth
> :rolleyes:
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.I hate chickens
. I could 0wn it at starcraft.
Anaz
> Well, for whatever reason the chicken wants to cross the road, I'm sure it could do it better. I'd help, but I'd rather play Half-Life. :p
Bob
> I'll show you how it crossed... just give me a few minutes to code it into Freespace
Setekh
> I love chickens. :) Lets render it!
Woomeister
> It was being hunted by a bigger chicken.
Goob
>Well, we could always use the chicken over to our side of the road.
Turnsky
> Get the chicken to hold still, and I'll make a sketch.
GE
> Just wait till you guys see my chicken. :thepimp:
Tiara
> No more chicken. *pats axe* ;7
CP
>I could make an algorithm for it if you'd like. :p
Snipes
>The chicken's name is Dragonclaw!
Dragonclaw
>Yeah, and it's crossing the road to have sex with your mother.
Dr.Zero
>I'm on a road! eep!
Carl
> I wish I could eat the chicken.
Zylonbane
> The chicken is more intelligent than any of you.
Diamondgeezer
>Wow Zylon that was so funny! NOT! Where'd your wit go now mate? With the chicken?
Styxx
> This chicken business is locked until you guys can learn to cross the road responsibly. Any more chicken talk, at all, will result in a banning from the road, for as long as I feel like it. I AM SERIOUS![/i][/u]
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You forgot me ;)
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Post more and I'll remember what you're like. :p
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The chicken crossed the road because it was Jewish and was trying to get hit by a car, so it could whine endlessly about how the car had relentlessly and systematically tried to exterminate every chicken that had ever tried to cross the road, even though thousands of turkeys and emus had also died crossing the road, and use the car's 'persecution' as a way of justifying it's massive campaign of genocide against the Puffins.
Also, because I told it to. There's nothing funnier than watching a chicken go splat.
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well, i would say attention whore, but that's petrarch...
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KT: Normally I'd be mad at you, but it's just too true :p
The forum member one made me laugh a lot more than the original one :D
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ROFLAMO! :lol:
The forum member one is perhaps the funniest piece of community humor I've seen since being here. We demand more! :lol:
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Deepblue
>That chicken hasn't crossed the road until it's tried the Velocity Mod. We'll get him over that road in new time. ;7
Sesq
> I beleive it's called Gallus domesticus.
Sandwich
> The chicken will not cross the road. If it tries to cross the road again, I will ban it. If one of the other admins lets it cross the road and I find out, I'll send it back and ban it.
Geezer
> Ever thought maybe something was telling-- compelling the chicken to cross the road? Perhaps to a cockfight?
Petrarch
> Did somebody say cockfight!?!?
Icefire
> Just you guys wait untill we finish our campaign. It'll be epic, you'll get to choose which side of the road you want to travel to. Don't forget the big G. It'll be out by christmas, I swear. :drevil:
Venom
> The chicken is dead. It's buried. Lets stop talking about it already and worry about more important things, like why it died crossing the road.
Black Wolf
> I gave the chicken a nasty dose of crabs... It's funny because no one suspected me.
Ryx
> Look at what the chicken can do with a little HT&L. ;7
Mikhael
> Great. The chicken crossed a road. Why should it interest me again?
Hunter
> I finally switched the road over to a new server, so we should finally be able to watch the chicken, uninterrupted for as long as we ple-- oh bugger.
Darkage
> We was drunk:D:D I dared it
Kamikaze
>it was a rooster. I could prove it, but that's not the point. The point was, however it crossed the road, it obviously wasn't good enough.
Free Terran
> DOTA have chikcens in plot who help other animals cross street against car. I have make screenshots! DOTA also search for good chikcen texturer.
LLivingLarge
>Lets rename the chicken.
HotSnoJ
>The chicken is not a sexual reference. I swear!
Sheepy
>Can I help it cross the road? I don't really want to help, but I like to watch. :)
Strattcomm
>well, actually, I don't think the chicken needs to be smooth-shaded..
Su-Tehp
> It's your guy's chicken now, mmkay?
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Sheepy
>Can I help it cross the road? I don't really want to help, but I like to watch. :)
Hehe. I like this one because I understand it. Hehe.
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:: ponders on how to make the list ::
But do I really want that? Hmm.
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>Neo
There is No Chicken
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Setekh
> I love chickens. :) Lets render it!
Heh. :D
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:lol:
I nominate KT for a new member title. All in favor say "moo!"
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Thunder
> If the chicken doesn't learn to cross the road peacefully, I'll have to go back to being an admin. Cross nicely chickens
Lol! Very good :lol:
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Terran Command:
Can you get a scan of the Chicken, alpha 1?
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[color=66ff00]Nah Terran command is much more likely to designate the chicken security level omega, cover it all up and then act all surprised when a fleet of death chickens takes over GTVA space. Terran command consists mostly of stupid people after all...
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Phonecia:
We cannot assess the intent of the chicken without addidtional fleet assets!
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Ken Kutaragi:
in PS3 there is game where chicken must cross road when chicken
get's over road game end's
;)
*runs fast*:nervous:
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All I can say is.... um.... um..... who likes Pasta?
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
Ken Kutaragi:
in PS3 there is game where chicken must cross road when chicken
get's over road game end's
sounds like frogger but with a chicken instead.
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THQ - Watch out for our new Mission Based Road Crossing Game, coming in 2005. Starring Britney Spears as the Chicken.
[V] - It was nothing more than a symptom of someting much bigger.
Lt. Commander Snipes - Do I look like a chicken to you?
Admiral Bosch - The Chicken is nothing but a mindless Sheep...
A Shivan - Grr! Bzzt! Arrgh!
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Random FREDder:
there should be a SEXP for road-crossings.
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Random Coder
You don't need one. You can do it with *Insert really long, complex string of Sexps here* :p
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
Lt. Commander Snipes - Do I look like a chicken to you?
Hahaha, perfect. :lol:
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Stealth
> The chicken is awesome!:D:D:D
Stealth
> Oh, and we have roads like those back in Texas :nod: . Stupid n00b chickenz, we run them over all the time in our cadillacs. Have you seen mine?
Stealth
> :rolleyes:
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.I hate chickens
. I could 0wn it at starcraft.
LOL very good :D
Actually i've since gotten rid of my cadillac...
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> TrashMan (Me)
Now THIS is a Chiken! It's low poly but highly realistic...If I could only texture it better....
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Originally posted by Stealth
Actually i've since gotten rid of my cadillac...
...and replaced it with? It'd better be a jap car...
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Picard:
Open a communications channel with the chicken, Number One.
Schrodinger:
The chicken is on neither side and both sides of the road at the same time--it's state is indeterminate. By looking at the chicken, we interact with it and the environment, so it immediately assumes a position on one side of the road.
Duke Nukem:
Who you callin' a chicken, (insert combination of profanities here)?
WH40k Space Marine:
We will destroy the heretic chickens! NO MERCY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!
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lol funny thread
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uhh you forgot me!!!! something REAL sarcastic please :)
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Originally posted by Odyssey
...and replaced it with? It'd better be a jap car...
meh. it's semi-temporary... but it's got a ws6 sports package, which is nice.
(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/transam0001.JPG)
(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/transam0002.JPG)
EDIT6: sorry... had problems with the pics
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Should I be glad that I can't see the pics?
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sorry about that Odyssey :)
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Originally posted by Odyssey
...and replaced it with? It'd better be a jap car...
here's a decent jap car
(http://www.mazda.mms.si/Zanimivosti/images/tms01/rx-8-1.jpg)
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damn, i shouldn't have mentioned my car... actually, Knight Templar shouldn't have mentioned my car...
cause now this thread is going to turn into a "post a pic of a cool car" thread :D
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uh lets continue this:
>phreak
>I have a gun
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Please, don't start me. I'll need to post pics of Daewoo's and classic Minis. Then you guys could see good cars :p Small is beautiful!
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Daewoos? What are you thinking, man? They really suck balls, but you may not be used to superior American, German, and Japanese build quality so you think it's normal for knobs to fall off the dashboard.:p
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I'm thinking they're the most recent teeny car I've ever seen. It came straight out of my mind into this reply box ^_^
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[color=66ff00][car jock]Wanna play a game of chicken?[/car jock]
Sorry, couldn't resist. :D
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Odyssey: Yeah, well I live in America and I don't have to pay $5 for a gallon of gas, so we don't want your cramped minicars anyway.
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Daewoos failed in America. Shortly after General motors glommed them up, the dealership structure collapsed. you'd be hard pressed to find one here now.
PLus, there were some serious quality and safety issues with them...
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and sucked in general.
i filled up yesterday for $1.37/gallon (87 octane)
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
PLus, there were some serious quality and safety issues with them...
[color=66ff00]I take it you're referring to the 'complete lack of either' issues?
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Probably.:p:lol:
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Originally posted by PhReAk
and sucked in general.
i filled up yesterday for $1.37/gallon (87 octane)
Where the hell do you live? I have to drive 3 miles to get gas at 1.79/gal. Or go to New Jersey for 1.58/gal...
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I take it you're referring to the 'complete lack of either' issues?
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Give me a Mitsubishi anyday. :p :D
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my grandfather once told me daewoo made ****ty radios. he had some radio/tv repair buisness since the 1950s.
Raa: i'm about 30 miles south of cleveland. i think taxes may be lower in ohio. not to mention the gas station probably offsets costs with its food sales
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Us British aren't exactly famous for making tiny cars, Woolie. I'm just commenting that I prefer the tinyness of cars to how sleek/fast/manly it is. And also, just because petrol is cheap in places, doesn't mean you should buy big American gas-guzzlers. Petrol prices are going to keep rising, period.
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or we can get around using gas by having McDonalds sell us vegetable oil to use in diesel powered engines (except the only diesel vehicles in the US are trucks)
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I don't like economy cars, period. They're slow, they're uncomfortable, and they don't have a chance in hell of surviving a collision with the moron in the other lane who's driving an Excursion while putting her makeup on (putting on makeup or eating while driving should be a felony)
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Originally posted by PhReAk
or we can get around using gas by having McDonalds sell us vegetable oil to use in diesel powered engines (except the only diesel vehicles in the US are trucks)
Biodiesel? Yeah, that stuff rocks :) It even works with used (over and over and over) veggie oil...
Y'know, I don't like cars, period. I'm planning on getting by with only a recumbent trike in tadpole configuration.
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But cars are much more fun than trikes.
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My car is an economy car, and it is neither slow, nor uncomfortable. Maybe a little cramped for my 6'2" self, but overall, fun to drive. By the way, it's an Integra...
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I'm not talking about that kind of "economy car" (more of a mini sports coupe), I'm talking about things like Daewoos and Honda Civics.
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I'm goin to sell my car somes spring time anyway. I want a 3000gt. Just cuz it's sexay.
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[color=66ff00]Renault Megane, small, comfortable, safe, economical and it's currently rated as the safest small car on the road.
Lets face it though, I'd rather have transporter beams. ;)
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No way would a car be more fun then a fully faired recumbent trike... You can easily cruise at 20mph on the things without breaking a sweat, and to top it off they're very comfortable. Sure, that's a third of the speed limit. Who cares? It takes three times longer than a car to get places, big deal. You're cycling along in total silence, right there with the environment. No pollution. No cost. No tax.
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*initiates a tricycle tax* And if you're smoking while you're riding, you're polluting. :p
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No, no, not the taxes! :( Hey, I wouldn't be smoking anyway. Even passive smoking makes me go into a coughing fit.
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The thread name??? I don't see car in it!?
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I'm not talking about cars :p
Anyway, is it really thread derailment when the topic is also interesting and has not descended into a flamewar?
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Originally posted by TrashMan
> TrashMan (Me)
Now THIS is a Chiken! It's low poly but highly realistic...If I could only texture it better....
To get back on the topic- did I describe myself good? Or is there anyone outthere who thinks he can describe me better?
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TRASHMAN:
Here's a model of the chicken I made.
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Yes, I know, I still need to optimise it
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There, I used TCov1 to tile it. I think it looks good.
EDIT: Nah, you did it better.
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:yes: that sound about right....
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Originally posted by TrashMan
The thread name??? I don't see car in it!?
well I see "road" in it. and there are cars on roads.
or maybe I'm just drunk.
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Wow, I think this sets a record for most number of replies to an IceFire post! WOW!
I thought people might find it funny, I'm quite sure its not new at all, but its got the right amount of tongue in cheek kind of humor to keep me enthralled :)
Stealth: BTW, this isn't the FreeSpace forum, its general discussion and this is as general as it gets :D
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Now, can someone please tell this little Euro here, how many litres is a gallon?
Another funny thing, herein, selling gas with below 95 octane is illegal (except for tractors and suchlike)
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Originally posted by Odyssey
Anyway, is it really thread derailment when the topic is also interesting and has not descended into a flamewar?
Ummm... yep. :p
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Petrarch
> Did somebody say cockfight!?!?
I'm a bit late in noticing this.
:lol: ,yes, but also a hefty dose of :wtf:
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Now, can someone please tell this little Euro here, how many litres is a gallon?
Another funny thing, herein, selling gas with below 95 octane is illegal (except for tractors and suchlike)
1 US gallon = 3.7854118 litre
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Unless the US has some really whacked out gallons, then I thought it was 1 gallon = 4.54609 litres
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Indeed. I do believe that many US measurements are somewhat smaller than their normal counterparts.
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1 US gallon = 3.7854118 liter
http://www.google.com/search?hl=nl&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=gallon+to+liter&lr=
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Originally posted by Odyssey
Unless the US has some really whacked out gallons, then I thought it was 1 gallon = 4.54609 litres
yeah, I thought it was more too, but I trust google.
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To get on the other side?
To dodge cars?
To fry eggs on the hot asphalt?
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Commander Data:
The question should be how the chicken went accross the road, but i fail to see why the chicken would have a logical reason to want to get to the other side, and the question itself is also strange because a chicken is not setient and therefore the question of 'why' becomes a moot point. Furthermore, blah blah blah blah blah blah (and so on)
Commander Worf:
This chicken.....is it tasty?
Singh (me):
Umm......wouldn't it have been eaten by the stray dogs much earlier O_O
Terran Command:
We dont have time for chickens pilots, so get back to blowing those shivans to hell!
Darth Vader:
Luke....you've got to stop listening to Han's jokes...and by the way, I'm your father- now get a damn haircut!
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Hippo:
Do Hippos eat chickens?
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Kane:
The chicken's views on crossing the road do not coincide with ours, and that makes it dangerous. Silence the chicken.
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Eishtmo:
I know there is a chicken, but all I see is the road.
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Riker:
A chicken? on a road?
Troi:
I sense trouble captain, we should let the chicken be!
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
http://www.google.com/search?hl=nl&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=gallon+to+liter&lr=
Sure, but if you put in:
http://www.google.com/search?q=imperial+gallon+to+litre&btnG=Google+Search
Then it's different. So not only are the US still using imperial, they're not even using proper imperial? Bloody hell.
EDIT: Hmm... Check this out. It hurts my head, that's for sure:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon
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I demand to return to the Medieval system, whereby miles were different lengths even in different parts of England.
I should have a table somewhere with the different measurements on, but I'm damned if I can find it.
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Originally posted by Odyssey
EDIT: Hmm... Check this out. It hurts my head, that's for sure:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon
Would anyone object if I simply sat in a corner and started to jibber?
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I certainly won't object. I'm already doing it.
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Picard
> There are four lights!
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Mr. Morden: Yes, but what does he want?
Londo: To get to the other side. But on the days of the old republic, thousands of chickens would cross hundreds of roads at our slightest whim!
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>Geordi:
The chicken is at 102% capitain! We have to stabilize the warp field!
>Troi:
I sence a chickeni inteligence presense!
> A Klingon:
Ka'plath! Dinner is served!
>A Romulan:
We hope you have an explenation why this chicken is on our side of the road! We wont tolerate no acts of provocation or espionage!
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Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew it straight to hell!
Sinclair: These are my scouts. I call them 'Chickens'. Please give them any assistance necessary in helping them to cross the road.
Ivanova: In Russia, chickens cross roads! They do not ask why!
G'Kar: I had done everything! I'd made my sworn statement, I had put my affairs in order, and then suddenly the chicken has the *indecency* to cross the road on its own!
Kosh: It had always been there.
JMS: You'll find out next season.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Mr. Morden: Yes, but what does he want?
Londo: To get to the other side. But on the days of the old republic, thousands of chickens would cross hundreds of roads at our slightest whim!
i remembre that joke i bellive it was lightbulbs though hehe
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Originally posted by TrashMan
> A Klingon:
Ka'plath! Dinner is served!
i do bellive that is something more like q'pla :p
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Kane:
The chicken's views on crossing the road do not coincide with ours, and that makes it dangerous. Silence the chicken.
LMAO!
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Originally posted by IceFire
Stealth: BTW, this isn't the FreeSpace forum, its general discussion and this is as general as it gets :D
hey i'm all for that! but there's other people that think that because this is a "Freespace community" no one should post anything even remotely non-Freespace.
and just for the record, here's my opinion (i'm not going to say "IMHO" because my opinion is far from humble ;) lol) on European/Foreign/Import/Non-American cars:
Depends on which kind they are. Look at the Skyline for example... it's a V6, but it's got more technology than the space shuttle on-board, and as far as speed and power? it can beat out Porsches, Corvettes, and Vipers... see? so there ARE good foreign cars. In fact, in my opinion Japanese cars are by far the most reliable, and overall best cars to have! (because they're for the most part 4 and 6 cylinders, very economical, and the way oil's going, i think they're the best cars to have for the future!)... Nissan, Toyota, Honda, etc they all make good cars. of course you can't compare American (Ford, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Dodge, etc.) cars, because they're completely different categories. Foreign cars are very reliable, and there's very few foreign cars that aren't fast... i like them a lot :D
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Originally posted by Stealth
hey i'm all for that! but there's other people that think that because this is a "Freespace community" no one should post anything even remotely non-Freespace.
Anyone else fancy checking Stealth's posts and threads for instances where he actually keeps to this?
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Admiral Bosch #2: I demand unfettered access to the other side of the road!
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Admiral Bosch #3: Your efforts to intercept the chicken have failed pilots, you would be well advised to question your road crossing ability. Helm, engage subspace drive.
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lower your chikens and surrender your roads resistance in crossing roads is futile
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Anyone else fancy checking Stealth's posts and threads for instances where he actually keeps to this?
hey go for it. good luck :p :yes:
i can't remember once in my life *****ing at someone for posting something off-topic. in fact, many of the threads i've posted in "Hard Light" have been off-topic, if not most of them. :)
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"Command let the Chicken escape! The moved the traffic! They gave us the wrong coordinates! There's no other explenation!"
"Command, we're detecting a massive Chicken passing trough our time-space-continuum road!"
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This is turning into that 'pants' thread...
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That was my thought, and good luck to it!
Now then...
"We've already lost 2 transports to the chicken's attack. We estimate it will return with a portable zebra crossing"
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Terran Command: Intercept that chicken now pilots!
GTVA Colossus: Negative command! The road wasn't built to withstand chicken crossings!
Lt. Cmndr Snipes: RUN! RUN! RUN!! GET TO THE OTHER SIDE NOW PILOTS!!
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Sandwich
> The chicken will not cross the road. If it tries to cross the road again, I will ban it. If one of the other admins lets it cross the road and I find out, I'll send it back and ban it.
Aww, is that how you see me? :doubt:
:drevil:
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Yes, as well as being sat atop a tank with a rifle in one hand and the bones of a troll in the other screaming "TO WAR!!".
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Aww, is that how you see me? :doubt:
:drevil:
;)
You know, you'd make good border patrol here in California.
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
LMAO!
Actually, thinking about it, that was Seth, not Kane... :nervous:
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I can hear both of them saying it...
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Seth?
http://www.moustache-database.freeservers.com/television/armstrong.jpg
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No way.
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Not until I buy the rights to C&C anyway.