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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 08:46:50 am

Title: Hm.
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 08:46:50 am: You know what this board needs? A militia. Yeah, that would liven things up. And some cool ranks.

Recruiting begins today, sign up with your local Grand High Basilisk-Snorter. Get a free sharpened stick of gum.

Oh, and irritating nancy-boys need not apply. This is a militia for men. And sufficiently well-armed women who look good in camouflage catsuits.
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Post by: kasperl on November 09, 2003, 08:53:38 am: /me pulls up an eyebrow
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Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 08:57:33 am: That is IN-subordination, Private! For that, you are hereby demoted to Glory Hole attendant!

Now, do I hear any MORE snide remarks coming from you dirtbags? Anyone? Huh?
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Post by: kasperl on November 09, 2003, 09:03:06 am: well, i never signed up, and i never liked those yelling guys when i have a headache.

/me knees Stryke 9 in the groin, followed by a knee to the nose
Title: Hm.
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:09:19 am: No, seriously, shut up. I don't care if you're not interested- if you're too pathetic to join the militia, then bugger off- you have no reason to post here. I mean, really, what does "raises eyebrow" add to anything? That you find it eyebrow-raising? How scintillating. Perhaps everyone should come to you for approval every time they're going to make a ****ing post. If you're not going to say anything worthwhile, and you're not even going to try and be useless in an interesting fashion, then you're just a jerk artificially inflating your postcount, and you have no reason to stick around here. Go get drunk and whine about how your only friends are online or something. Christ, every other ****ing post in this forum is like that these days...

Damn punk kids these days... I did not lose an eye fighting off the cannibal sex dwarves of Brooklyn so that I could get smart-mouthed by a buncha durn teenagers too weak to stand and defend their freedoms! Now fall in line, soldier!

Aw, no, not the flashbacks again... they're all around me! Beady little eyes, glowing in the streetlights... one of 'em's comin', I can hear 'im... there he is... he's got a strap-on! Break for it! AIEE!
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Post by: kasperl on November 09, 2003, 09:15:55 am: /me watches Stryke 9 lying on the ground twitching

i feel sorry for you

/me put's Stryke 9 out of his misery
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Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:20:28 am: Ooh, and now we're roleplaying. How, um... words do not describe.

"Oh yeah? Well I just pretended I punched you in the face! Ha! BURN!"

Loser. when my dark armi- uh, freedom militia takes over the- I mean, gets into full swing, your kind will be the first we ruthlessly extermin- that is, do nice things for.
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Post by: Gloriano on November 09, 2003, 09:21:43 am: Private don't kill your boss *fly's in air in F-15*

weapons locked to kasp
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Post by: kasperl on November 09, 2003, 09:22:55 am: well, really, what is the purpose of this thread?

not even a forum militia can stop you from being banned, and you won't have any FTP acces to the forum stuff untill you are an admin.

taking over forums is rather hard.
Title: Hm.
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:23:59 am: See? That is RESPECT. I LIKE that. Makes for a tight division. You're in, boy!

Kas: That is the business of me and my militia. If you're not interested, the rest of the forum is thataway.
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Post by: kasperl on November 09, 2003, 09:27:42 am: well, you know, i am always interested in possibilty's for enough power to bann "certain" people.

you just have to convince me.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:29:49 am: This is not a sale here, this is a recruitment station. I am not going to share top-secret battle plans with a potential mole, and wouldn't even if I was privy to such information. Besides, you're not fit for service. NEXT!
Title: Hm.
Post by: Gloriano on November 09, 2003, 09:31:07 am: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
well, you know, i am always interested in possibilty's for enough power to bann "certain" people.

you just have to convince me.

do you know about admins powers anything admins don't want ban peoples just for fun
Title: Hm.
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:33:20 am: THAT, soldier, depends entirely on the admins. Personally, I have long held a dream of one day assigning everyone on a given forum admin powers, and seeing who remains unbanned at the end of the day. Then banning 'em. Durn brown-nosin' manipulative bastards they would be...
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Post by: Gloriano on November 09, 2003, 09:37:05 am: soldier?

captain sounds better;)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on November 09, 2003, 09:41:37 am: Captain? We don't do captains. How about Straw-Boss? It ain't so high, but rank here comes through distinction in active duty! Serve your division well, you can go far and fast from straw boss, might even be at Grandiflunctuous Whomperschnitzel in only a few months. Uhm, mostly because our old Whomperschnitzels keep getting shot, but that's classified, I think.
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Post by: Gloriano on November 09, 2003, 09:44:12 am: Straw-Boss fine:)
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Post by: Fineus on November 09, 2003, 10:00:01 am: Resistance is futile.