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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealth on November 20, 2003, 03:09:11 pm
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If you were going to be stuck on an island (let's say 1 mile x 1 mile) for an amount of time (expect the worst)... what three things would you take with?
Assume the island has no inhabitants, but has fresh water (just assume, so everyone doesn't say "water")
I still haven't figured out what three things i'd bring... how about you?
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Water filter to filter the sea water.
A big ass net to catch fish.
A big ass bag of magnesium sticks to make fire.
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Easy
Nuclear Transmutator so that I can make convert hydrogen into whatever I'd like. (generates required power also :p)
Robotic Minion so it'll build whatever I want from what comes out of the Transmutator
Very Hot Chick for obvious reasons.
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satellite phone
GPS reciever
MREs
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1 Programable Silicon house w/ self-contained 2kw microfusion generator
1 DIY Automated Hydroponic garden
1 satellite web connection
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- A boat
- Another boat
- Another boat
Any questions? :D
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I'd only need two things...
Hookers and blow...
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net connection, my laptop and unlimited money to buy and have shipped in anything else I'd want. ;) Failing the last, just a way to get any book I want as electronic text or a collection of ogg files.
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Helicopter with floats, Helicopter fuel, and helicopter pilot.
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I'm not going to tell you.
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- GM crop seeds (faster growing, higher yield)
- Loads, and loads of books
- My penknife
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1. My toothbrush
2. My girlfriend
3. A utility knife.
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Originally posted by J3Vr6
1. My toothbrush
2. My girlfriend
3. A utility knife.
[color=cc9900]Think of the combinations you could make...[/color]
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You sir, are a sick-o. I pee on you.
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theres water on the island so...
An unlimited supply of:
Just add water Mansion/Nightclub
Just add water Good Tasting Food and Drink
Just add water Very Good Tasting Hot Chicks ;7
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A Cell Phone
A GPS unit
A Cell Phone tower
Brings the whole stay connected anywhere thing new meaning!
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- Jetpack
- Laser Pointer
- Rope Ladder
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A Harrier.
A "How to fly a Harrier" book.
And maybe a little luck...
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I'd take a magic lamp, a katana and Tokyo. ;)
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- A yacht, filled with feul and food
- Comic books
- Companionship, of the female variety
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Or I'de just, you know, open up a hotel and charge an obscene amount to stay at the hotel. I'd market it as an "escape from reality"...kinda like Cuba.
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Originally posted by Drew
theres water on the island so...
An unlimited supply of:
Just add water Mansion/Nightclub
Just add water Good Tasting Food and Drink
Just add water Very Good Tasting Hot Chicks ;7
winner!
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girls, alcohol and.....girls ;)
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'd only need two things...
Hookers and blow...
And for your third option..... MORE blow!
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Hookers Hookers And More Hookers
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Bible, camera, one of my school buddies. :)
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SDF-1
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[list=1]
- Keira Knightly
- Condoms
- A way off the island.
Or alternatively:
[list=1]- 20ft of Rope
- 2 magnesium flares
- Ninjas
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Originally posted by an0n
[list=1]- Keira Knightly
- Condoms
- A way off the island.
Or alternatively:
[list=1]- 20ft of Rope
- 2 magnesium flares
- Ninjas
I had no idea who Keira Knightly was before looking her up once seeing this post. Damn. That girl is *hot*.
Ah, and to keep relevent with all of this...hrm...anything...
GP02A - Gundam Physalis
Atomic Warhead
One digital camera to snap a picture of the gigantic crater that once was the hellhole of an island. ^^;;;
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Originally posted by delta_7890
I had no idea who Keira Knightly was before looking her up once seeing this post. Damn. That girl is *hot*.
I take it you haven't seen Pirates of the Carribean then... Go. See it. Now. Shoo. Leave.
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Dude, the beginning of Love Actually with her in a wedding dress is absolutely goddamn awesome.
But for those too lazy to Google-Images her name:
(http://img.atpictures.com/keira/keira4.jpg)
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1. A very, very big sign that says 'Do not disturb'.
2. That's it.
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1. A big kinife (for carving, chopping, stabbing etc)
2. Lots of tarpaulin sheeting (to build some shelter)
3. Clean underwear.
:yes:
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a short axe, you can use it for most stuff you use a knife for too.
seeds for food
a gigantic amount of asorted nails, bolts, nuts, and other stuff like that, you can use the axe as a hammer, and you can construct a drill with a shoelace, two twigs and a shard stone.
alternatively, a satelite phone, enough food untill the rescue, and a credit card to pay for the rescue.
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*wonders how so many people can do without women*
Sure they're annoying most of the time, but when they're not....;7.
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Originally posted by an0n
*wonders how so many people can do without women*
1. Porn
2. Kleenex Tissues
3. More of the above.
:p
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you know, i'd rather have a good axe then another person to share my food with, but if you assume that the island has some edible plants, you can replace the food with a friendly companion. though i wouldn;t want to convict someone else to life on an island with me.
edit: an0n, NW forum = down.
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It's not 'down', it's just really, really slow.
I'll go check the active connections to see if those GamingUnion 'tards are DoS'ing it.
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Hey, whatdayaknow. It IS down.
I'll go ***** at HostDime.
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It's something to do with the nameserver as the IP still works.
Just use this link for now: http://dime11.dizinc.com/~penguin/nodewar/forum/
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that works an0n, thanks.
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Haven't read the thread, sorry for any repeats:
1. Universal Constructor
2. Computer to control UC
3. Crate of Pepsi Max
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I'm suprised no-one's thought of:
1. Power of God.
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As if we'd be able to prise it out of your grubby little paws
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I'd give you all the power you could ever want.
*diverts the cosmic flow into DG's forehead, turning his brains to mush*
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Ouch. Clean up in aisle six.
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I would only need one thing:
A teleporter device
Does this isle has a big forest, with a BIG white sign like this in the middle of it?:
:ha:
If yes, I can suppose somebody has already been (t)here ... :)
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- food
- motorboat
- gasoline
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Originally posted by TopAce
I would only need one thing:
A teleporter device
Does this isle has a big forest, with a BIG white sign like this in the middle of it?:
:ha:
If yes, I can suppose somebody has already been (t)here ... :)
Ow, can we take scifi stuff?
Hmmm....
Industrial grade replicator to replicate myself a bigass mansion and anything I need. Starfleet issue starship grade communication device to link up to any connection whatsoever (inclusing disrupting TV and put in my own shows, ultimate instant download speeds, super internet, access to all and every single file in the world on the info network).
And ofcourse a nice big ass shield to protect me from assasinations.
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Originally posted by an0n
Hey, whatdayaknow. It IS down.
Just use this link for now: http://dime11.dizinc.com/~penguin/nodewar/forum/
is NodeWars hosted on your server? (as in, a box that you own) or on some webspace?
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As I've told you time and time and time and time again, I have no server.
And it's down, for 1 hour, for a perfectly good reason that you don't need to know.
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Originally posted by an0n
*wonders how so many people can do without women*
Sure they're annoying most of the time, but when they're not....;7.
Why do you think I'd take the SDF-1!
There's a whole city in there with lot's of babes!
+ lot's of mecha
+ 2 carriers
+ bunch of crew that will build anything I order them to...
On second tought, scrarch the crew..I want to be alone on SDF-1 with the babes...
THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN IN SPACE!!!!!!:devil:
(unless we count about 100 decks of the flying fortress, but all hangars are sealed!)
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A nuclear bomb, a french flag and a greenpeace boat.
Don't ask why.
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Originally posted by an0n
As I've told you time and time and time and time again, I have no server.
Oh
(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/hlphosted/dumass1.bmp)
(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/hlphosted/dumass2.bmp)
i must've forgotten
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Funny how you missed the 40 times after that where I said "I have no server", "I don't have a server anymore", "I ain't got a server you retard".
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[color=66ff00]Wow, this again. I though you would've got bored of that line of attack.
i.e. quit it.
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WOW! Stealth is flamebaiting *is amazed.... NOT!*
Sheez, Stealth do you truly have to make a flamebait out of everything you see? Please, you can let things slide once in a while you know :rolleyes: Now its something not even personally directed at you and you are already offended... Hell you even take pictures just to prove you are right. And WOW! You even named the pics dumass1 and dumass2... I'm truly impressed.
:eek:
:doubt:
EDIT: Meag, you posted during the time I was posting... sorry :p
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Did I miss something?
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TehCelestialOne: Yeah i know, but do you think i'm going to let an0n say something that's incorrect without 0wning him? Hell no.
Now its something not even personally directed at you and you are already offended... Hell you even take pictures just to prove you are right
heey i'm not offended, never said i was :D
you actually looked at the URL of the pictures and found out their names. wow. i'm impressed.
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Originally posted by Stealth
you actually looked at the URL of the pictures and found out their names. wow. i'm impressed.
[color=cc9900]Give it a rest.[/color]
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:lol: This is funny :lol:
Anyway, its late... Let it go :p
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yeah yeah... *pfft* "offensive" my ass :D :p
now get back on topic. :)
i still can't figure out what three things i'd take :-/
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Originally posted by Stealth
Yeah i know, but do you think i'm going to let an0n say something that's incorrect without 0wning him? Hell no.
Firstly, you couldn't '0wn' a special-needs child.
Secondly, it's 'pwn'.
Thirdly, I wasn't wrong. I own no server.
Fourthly, pointing out that someone is lying, wrong or exaggerating is not 'pwning' them. It's 'correcting' them.
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[color=cc9900]Thankyou very much for the absolutely delightful PM you just sent me, Stealth. In fact, it's so lovely, I'll quote it.[/color]
Originally posted by Stealth:
teh **** do you mean "give it a rest"???
go mind your own ****ing business, how about that.
[color=cc9900]And, indeed, now, back to the topic. I'll reconsider my previous choices:
- GM crops
- Penknife
- Loads of paper. Or loads of trees. And a mechanical pencil. And lots of lead.
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Wait, why are they pics?
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Originally posted by Ulala
A Harrier.
A "How to fly a Harrier" book.
And maybe a little luck...
A Harrier would be a bad idea... It only has about 30-40 mins flight time with its fancy take off.
How do I know stuff like this? USMC :-)
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I revise my choice, I'll have:
1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest
That should last me for a long while. :D
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
I revise my choice, I'll have:
1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest
That should last me for a long while. :D
What are they like edible or something? :)
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
Ow, can we take scifi stuff?
I'll take a Stargate and a DHD, then. :D
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.....Why?
You'd have the only on in existence and thus nowhere to go. Although you'd have a very lovely paperweight.
Just take Amanda Tapping (Carter) instead.
If we can take sci-fi stuff, I'd take:
[list=1]- 1 Borg Cube
- 1 Borg Multi-Kinnetic Neutronic Mine Builder
- 1 Universal broad-cast system
That way I could make demands of any planet then assimilate and/or destroy the entire solar system.
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I'd take a Glaxy-X and blast you to pieces!:D
*resitance is NOT fuitile!*
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
I revise my choice, I'll have:
1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest
That should last me for a long while. :D
The chest fair enough, but I've never heard of a sword made of it. Does it have different special properties to the chest?
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3 items eh?
1.) Aeolus Class Cruiser (those green beams can send beacons up for miles!)
2.) Sathanas Juggernaught to get rid of the eventual US Government fighters that come in to 'silence' me.
3.) Alpha 1 tag so I can respawn whenever that Sathanas kills me :nervous:
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actually i meant pick three things because you'd be on an island with no way out... like... stranded there... LOL
all the other forums i've been to 99% of the people had one of their choices some hot celebrity, lol.
*still undecided*
an0n: i made them pictures because i was planning on just taking a screenshot and posting it, it would have been easier, but once i'd done that it didn't look right, so i just edited the pics so they show only what you wrote :D
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1.my wife
2,food and whine for one day
3.Boat
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nooooo you're thinking too hard about this. just think of it as an island with no way off it (think of the earth with only one small island, and you're on it). you're trapped there :D
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A battleship
Some mountable flak cannons and missile pods
and a bunch of Shivan fighters
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okay
1.my wife
2.lot's food and whine
3 cell phone to call some buddy's
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that's better :D
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Cool Mech - to explore the island, and for defence
Halodeck w/power supply
replicator w/power supply
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Food
shelter
friends
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The "How to get off a island and counquer the Galaxy in three days!" handbook
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Originally posted by Stealth
nooooo you're thinking too hard about this. just think of it as an island with no way off it (think of the earth with only one small island, and you're on it). you're trapped there :D
Bah. Spoil-sport.
Fine:
[list=1]- Keira Knightly
- Jessica Alba
- A coat-hanger
*waits for someone to realise and be incredibly disgusted*
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*realizes*
*is incredibly disgusted*
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Good, eh?
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[color=66ff00]You want two attractive girls to garotte you with a coathanger? :wtf:
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Observe my first list and the changes I've made to it.
That should give you a fair idea of just how sick I am.
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You see... an0n just heard of this new concept called "masochism" and he's eager to experiment. I think he's been reading "How to be a sadomasochist in 24 hours" .
The chest fair enough, but I've never heard of a sword made of it. Does it have different special properties to the chest?
Well, there was a mention of a sapient pearwood staff so I'm guessing a sword is plausible. No idea what it'd do though.
01010: Well, no. But everything else is quite edible to it. :D
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No, you moron.
I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.
I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.
Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?
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Having the coathanger stuffed up your butt in an excruciating manner?
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I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:
DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK! (http://www.holylamb.com/images/abortion/salinebaby.jpg)
I think that's a fair enough warning.
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...nice
Anyway
1) stealth
2) firing squad
3) the honour of watching him die by their hands before they shoot me
Think that should cover it
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Originally posted by an0n
I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:
DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK! (http://www.holylamb.com/images/abortion/salinebaby.jpg)
I think that's a fair enough warning.
Yay! I'm smarter than Kam! I figured it out without the link! Yay! :blah:
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Eh? I knew what he was on about (not a particularly good thing). Hence my question on IRC to an0n "an0n did you read that book where some girl gets tricked by some American and aborts her child with a coathanger?"
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Originally posted by ubermetroid
A Harrier would be a bad idea... It only has about 30-40 mins flight time with its fancy take off.
How do I know stuff like this? USMC :-)
Oh, in that case I'll change my "little bit of luck" to "a nearby aircraft carrier". ;)
But in the case that one can't get off the island, I revise my list:
1. Bible
2. Notebook/pen
3. Magically repleneshing grocery and furniture store (for food/water and shelter)
:)
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if it's possible to get an internet connection on the only island in the world, then that and a computer. and maybe food might be helpful.
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Originally posted by an0n
No, you moron.
I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.
I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.
Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?
You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:
I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)
;7
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Bondage or whipping?
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How blunt must I be?
HINT:
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One would be using it on the other (or should I say IN the other).
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Anyway, I still say the things I have chosen are the best!
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I don't see how a normal wire coat-hanger would be any good.
At best, you could gag one of them when you got sick of the incessant PMS'ing.
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Hey, it was not me who whished for a coat-hanger! That was you...now live with it!
I'm off to my flying fortess full of babes!:wink:
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Originally posted by TrashMan
You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:
I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)
;7
Home made coil? :wtf: :lol:
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
Ow, can we take scifi stuff?
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Who told you cannot?
Otherwise thinking deeply into this 'teleporter device':
Isn't it a bit difficult to carry a teleporter device without a crane?
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After re-reading this thread, clicking that link (which in fairness an0n did warn about), I have a sudden urge to vomit.
an0n, how the f*ck do you come across this stuff?
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Google and a sprawling, sickeningly large and grotesque vocabulary are like limbs to me.
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Originally posted by vyper
After re-reading this thread, clicking that link (which in fairness an0n did warn about), I have a sudden urge to vomit.
an0n, how the f*ck do you come across this stuff?
Do you really need to ask?
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just look at some of the stuff he posts at NW. i'm afraid go to any links an0n posts since its probably some goat page. which reminds me i should go read the story about habeeb
edit: ****** is censored. good work
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I've saved that whole pornographic tale.
Even if you cut out the porn, it's still a damn good story.....though a little short.
I would put a link to my stolen copy of it, but I don't particularly want to be banned from here while trying to make a campaign.
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It'd give u less distractions.... :lol:
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Originally posted by Sheepy
1) stealth
2) firing squad
3) the honour of watching him die by their hands before they shoot me
*thinks*
i can't remember ever doing anything to you...
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A Fusion Generator
A molecular stabilizer (to get whatever i want)
A roof over my head
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hmmmmmmm
If we can't get off the island, then 3 things would be:
1.)The Fastest Computer on earth, along with super-size moniter and 3dFX card, boom-box speakers and what else you can think of
2.)Faster internet connection on earth
3.)FS2 + latest SCP Build
:D