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Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 20, 2003, 03:09:11 pm
If you were going to be stuck on an island (let's say 1 mile x 1 mile) for an amount of time (expect the worst)... what three things would you take with?

Assume the island has no inhabitants, but has fresh water (just assume, so everyone doesn't say "water")

I still haven't figured out what three things i'd bring... how about you?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TheCelestialOne on November 20, 2003, 03:10:48 pm
Water filter to filter the sea water.

A big ass net to catch fish.

A big ass bag of magnesium sticks to make fire.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: DragonClaw on November 20, 2003, 03:13:12 pm
Easy

Nuclear Transmutator so that I can make convert hydrogen into whatever I'd like. (generates required power also :p)
Robotic Minion so it'll build whatever I want from what comes out of the Transmutator
Very Hot Chick for obvious reasons.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: phreak on November 20, 2003, 03:16:54 pm
satellite phone
GPS reciever
MREs
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Liberator on November 20, 2003, 03:22:26 pm
1 Programable Silicon house w/ self-contained 2kw microfusion generator
1 DIY Automated Hydroponic garden
1 satellite web connection
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 20, 2003, 03:28:48 pm


Any questions? :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Thorn on November 20, 2003, 03:29:25 pm
I'd only need two things...
Hookers and blow...
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: mikhael on November 20, 2003, 03:35:28 pm
net connection, my laptop and unlimited money to buy and have shipped in anything else I'd want. ;) Failing the last, just a way to get any book I want as electronic text or a collection of ogg files.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: aldo_14 on November 20, 2003, 03:37:54 pm
Helicopter with floats, Helicopter fuel, and helicopter pilot.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Zeronet on November 20, 2003, 03:40:57 pm
I'm not going to tell you.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Odyssey on November 20, 2003, 03:54:10 pm
[color=cc9900][/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: J3Vr6 on November 20, 2003, 04:01:54 pm
1.  My toothbrush
2.  My girlfriend
3.  A utility knife.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Odyssey on November 20, 2003, 04:13:14 pm
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Originally posted by J3Vr6
1.  My toothbrush
2.  My girlfriend
3.  A utility knife.

[color=cc9900]Think of the combinations you could make...[/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: J3Vr6 on November 20, 2003, 04:23:19 pm
You sir, are a sick-o.   I pee on you.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Drew on November 20, 2003, 04:27:18 pm
theres water on the island so...

An unlimited supply of:
Just add water Mansion/Nightclub
Just add water Good Tasting Food and Drink
Just add water Very Good Tasting Hot Chicks ;7
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: IceFire on November 20, 2003, 04:35:45 pm
A Cell Phone
A GPS unit
A Cell Phone tower

Brings the whole stay connected anywhere thing new meaning!
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Knight Templar on November 20, 2003, 04:57:22 pm
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Ulala on November 20, 2003, 05:23:37 pm
A Harrier.
A "How to fly a Harrier" book.
And maybe a little luck...
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Kamikaze on November 20, 2003, 05:58:00 pm
I'd take a magic lamp, a katana and Tokyo. ;)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Rictor on November 20, 2003, 09:27:51 pm
- A yacht, filled with feul and food
- Comic books
- Companionship, of the female variety

__

Or I'de just, you know, open up a hotel and charge an obscene amount to stay at the hotel. I'd market it as an "escape from reality"...kinda like Cuba.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Rictor on November 20, 2003, 09:28:34 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Drew
theres water on the island so...

An unlimited supply of:
Just add water Mansion/Nightclub
Just add water Good Tasting Food and Drink
Just add water Very Good Tasting Hot Chicks ;7


winner!
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Devils_Hitman on November 20, 2003, 10:05:04 pm
girls, alcohol and.....girls ;)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Shrike on November 20, 2003, 10:41:17 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn
I'd only need two things...
Hookers and blow...
And for your third option..... MORE blow!
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: neo_hermes on November 20, 2003, 11:11:14 pm
Hookers Hookers And More Hookers
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Setekh on November 21, 2003, 02:03:37 am
Bible, camera, one of my school buddies. :)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 21, 2003, 03:04:31 am
SDF-1
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 03:20:14 am
[list=1]Or alternatively:
[list=1]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: delta_7890 on November 21, 2003, 05:58:17 am
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Originally posted by an0n
[list=1]
  • Keira Knightly
  • Condoms
  • A way off the island.
Or alternatively:
[list=1]
  • 20ft of Rope
  • 2 magnesium flares
  • Ninjas


I had no idea who Keira Knightly was before looking her up once seeing this post.  Damn.  That girl is *hot*.

Ah, and to keep relevent with all of this...hrm...anything...

GP02A - Gundam Physalis
Atomic Warhead
One digital camera to snap a picture of the gigantic crater that once was the hellhole of an island.  ^^;;;
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: DragonClaw on November 21, 2003, 06:18:51 am
Quote
Originally posted by delta_7890


I had no idea who Keira Knightly was before looking her up once seeing this post.  Damn.  That girl is *hot*.


I take it you haven't seen Pirates of the Carribean then... Go. See it. Now. Shoo. Leave.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 06:38:49 am
Dude, the beginning of Love Actually with her in a wedding dress is absolutely goddamn awesome.

But for those too lazy to Google-Images her name:

(http://img.atpictures.com/keira/keira4.jpg)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Levyathan on November 21, 2003, 07:15:18 am
1. A very, very big sign that says 'Do not disturb'.
2. That's it.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: beatspete on November 21, 2003, 07:41:58 am
1.  A big kinife (for carving, chopping, stabbing etc)

2.  Lots of tarpaulin sheeting (to build some shelter)

3.  Clean underwear.

:yes:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: kasperl on November 21, 2003, 07:50:17 am
a short axe, you can use it for most stuff you use a knife for too.
seeds for food
a gigantic amount of asorted nails, bolts, nuts, and other stuff like that, you can use the axe as a hammer, and you can construct a drill with a shoelace, two twigs and a shard stone.

alternatively, a satelite phone, enough food untill the rescue, and a credit card to pay for the rescue.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 07:51:07 am
*wonders how so many people can do without women*

Sure they're annoying most of the time, but when they're not....;7.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: beatspete on November 21, 2003, 07:53:02 am
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*wonders how so many people can do without women*


1. Porn
2. Kleenex Tissues
3. More of the above.

:p
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: kasperl on November 21, 2003, 07:53:44 am
you know, i'd rather have a good axe then another person to share my food with, but if you assume that the island has some edible plants, you can replace the food with a friendly companion. though i wouldn;t want to convict someone else to life on an island with me.

edit: an0n, NW forum = down.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 08:01:25 am
It's not 'down', it's just really, really slow.

I'll go check the active connections to see if those GamingUnion 'tards are DoS'ing it.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 08:03:02 am
Hey, whatdayaknow. It IS down.

I'll go ***** at HostDime.

[EDIT]

It's something to do with the nameserver as the IP still works.

Just use this link for now: http://dime11.dizinc.com/~penguin/nodewar/forum/

[/EDIT]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: kasperl on November 21, 2003, 08:27:41 am
that works an0n, thanks.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 09:19:07 am
Haven't read the thread, sorry for any repeats:

1. Universal Constructor
2. Computer to control UC
3. Crate of Pepsi Max
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 09:24:28 am
I'm suprised no-one's thought of:

1. Power of God.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 09:28:54 am
As if we'd be able to prise it out of your grubby little paws
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 09:36:38 am
I'd give you all the power you could ever want.

*diverts the cosmic flow into DG's forehead, turning his brains to mush*
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 09:39:00 am
Ouch. Clean up in aisle six.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TopAce on November 21, 2003, 10:36:39 am
I would only need one thing:

A teleporter device

Does this isle has a big forest, with a BIG white sign like this in the middle of it?:

:ha:

If yes, I can suppose somebody has already been (t)here ... :)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Gortef on November 21, 2003, 10:41:30 am
- food
- motorboat
- gasoline
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TheCelestialOne on November 21, 2003, 10:43:29 am
Quote
Originally posted by TopAce
I would only need one thing:

A teleporter device

Does this isle has a big forest, with a BIG white sign like this in the middle of it?:

:ha:

If yes, I can suppose somebody has already been (t)here ... :)

Ow, can we take scifi stuff?

Hmmm....

Industrial grade replicator to replicate myself a bigass mansion and anything I need. Starfleet issue starship grade communication device to link up to any connection whatsoever (inclusing disrupting TV and put in my own shows, ultimate instant download speeds, super internet, access to all and every single file in the world on the info network).

And ofcourse a nice big ass shield to protect me from assasinations.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 10:52:41 am
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Hey, whatdayaknow. It IS down.


Just use this link for now: http://dime11.dizinc.com/~penguin/nodewar/forum/

 

is NodeWars hosted on your server? (as in, a box that you own) or on some webspace?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 11:34:07 am
As I've told you time and time and time and time again, I have no server.

And it's down, for 1 hour, for a perfectly good reason that you don't need to know.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 21, 2003, 11:38:20 am
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*wonders how so many people can do without women*

Sure they're annoying most of the time, but when they're not....;7.


Why do you think I'd take the SDF-1!
There's a whole city in there with lot's of babes!
+ lot's of mecha
+ 2 carriers
+ bunch of crew that will build anything I order them to...

On second tought, scrarch the crew..I want to be alone on SDF-1 with the babes...
THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN IN SPACE!!!!!!:devil:
(unless we count about 100 decks of the flying fortress, but all hangars are sealed!)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: 01010 on November 21, 2003, 12:08:13 pm
A nuclear bomb, a french flag and a greenpeace boat.

Don't ask why.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 03:37:18 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
As I've told you time and time and time and time again, I have no server.


Oh

Quote

(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/hlphosted/dumass1.bmp)


Quote

(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/hlphosted/dumass2.bmp)


i must've forgotten
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 03:40:53 pm
Funny how you missed the 40 times after that where I said "I have no server", "I don't have a server anymore", "I ain't got a server you retard".
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Martinus on November 21, 2003, 03:42:14 pm
[color=66ff00]Wow, this again. I though you would've got bored of that line of attack.

i.e. quit it.
[/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TheCelestialOne on November 21, 2003, 03:42:32 pm
WOW! Stealth is flamebaiting *is amazed.... NOT!*

Sheez, Stealth do you truly have to make a flamebait out of everything you see? Please, you can let things slide once in a while you know :rolleyes: Now its something not even personally directed at you and you are already offended... Hell you even take pictures just to prove you are right. And WOW! You even named the pics dumass1 and dumass2... I'm truly impressed.

:eek:

:doubt:

EDIT: Meag, you posted during the time I was posting... sorry :p
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 03:53:37 pm
Did I miss something?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 04:11:14 pm
TehCelestialOne:  Yeah i know, but do you think i'm going to let an0n say something that's incorrect without 0wning him?  Hell no.

Quote
Now its something not even personally directed at you and you are already offended... Hell you even take pictures just to prove you are right


heey i'm not offended, never said i was :D
you actually looked at the URL of the pictures and found out their names.  wow. i'm impressed.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Odyssey on November 21, 2003, 04:13:09 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
you actually looked at the URL of the pictures and found out their names.  wow. i'm impressed.

[color=cc9900]Give it a rest.[/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TheCelestialOne on November 21, 2003, 04:18:02 pm
:lol: This is funny :lol:

Anyway, its late... Let it go :p
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 04:18:35 pm
yeah yeah...  *pfft* "offensive" my ass :D :p


now get back on topic. :)

i still can't figure out what three things i'd take :-/
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 04:20:35 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
Yeah i know, but do you think i'm going to let an0n say something that's incorrect without 0wning him?  Hell no.
Firstly, you couldn't '0wn' a special-needs child.

Secondly, it's 'pwn'.

Thirdly, I wasn't wrong. I own no server.

Fourthly, pointing out that someone is lying, wrong or exaggerating is not 'pwning' them. It's 'correcting' them.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Odyssey on November 21, 2003, 04:25:42 pm
[color=cc9900]Thankyou very much for the absolutely delightful PM you just sent me, Stealth. In fact, it's so lovely, I'll quote it.[/color]
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Originally posted by Stealth:
teh **** do you mean "give it a rest"???

go mind your own ****ing business, how about that.


[color=cc9900]And, indeed, now, back to the topic. I'll reconsider my previous choices:
[/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 04:26:37 pm
Wait, why are they pics?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: übermetroid on November 21, 2003, 07:27:41 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Ulala
A Harrier.
A "How to fly a Harrier" book.
And maybe a little luck...


A Harrier would be a bad idea...  It only has about 30-40 mins flight time with its fancy take off.

How do I know stuff like this?  USMC  :-)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Kamikaze on November 21, 2003, 07:53:03 pm
I revise my choice, I'll have:

1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest

That should last me for a long while. :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: 01010 on November 21, 2003, 09:05:41 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
I revise my choice, I'll have:

1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest

That should last me for a long while. :D


What are they like edible or something? :)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Setekh on November 22, 2003, 06:43:11 am
Quote
Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
Ow, can we take scifi stuff?


I'll take a Stargate and a DHD, then. :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 07:07:25 am
.....Why?

You'd have the only on in existence and thus nowhere to go. Although you'd have a very lovely paperweight.

Just take Amanda Tapping (Carter) instead.

If we can take sci-fi stuff, I'd take:
[list=1]That way I could make demands of any planet then assimilate and/or destroy the entire solar system.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 22, 2003, 07:38:01 am
I'd take a Glaxy-X and blast you to pieces!:D

*resitance is NOT fuitile!*
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 22, 2003, 08:33:05 am
Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
I revise my choice, I'll have:

1) A sapient pearwood sword
2) A sapient pearwood chest

That should last me for a long while. :D

The chest fair enough, but I've never heard of a sword made of it. Does it have different special properties to the chest?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Singh on November 22, 2003, 08:35:17 am
3 items eh?

1.) Aeolus Class Cruiser (those green beams can send beacons up for miles!)
2.) Sathanas Juggernaught to get rid of the eventual US Government fighters that come in to 'silence' me.
3.) Alpha 1 tag so I can respawn whenever that Sathanas kills me :nervous:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 22, 2003, 09:50:42 am
actually i meant pick three things because you'd be on an island with no way out... like... stranded there... LOL

all the other forums i've been to 99% of the people had one of their choices some hot celebrity, lol.  

*still undecided*


an0n:  i made them pictures because i was planning on just taking a screenshot and posting it, it would have been easier, but once i'd done that it didn't look right, so i just edited the pics so they show only what you wrote :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Gloriano on November 22, 2003, 09:58:11 am
1.my wife
2,food and whine for one day
3.Boat
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 22, 2003, 09:59:45 am
nooooo you're thinking too hard about this.  just think of it as an island with no way off it (think of the earth with only one small island, and you're on it).  you're trapped there :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Falcon on November 22, 2003, 10:01:57 am
A battleship
Some mountable flak cannons and missile pods
and a bunch of Shivan fighters
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Gloriano on November 22, 2003, 10:06:58 am
okay
1.my wife
2.lot's food and whine
3 cell phone to call some buddy's
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 22, 2003, 10:52:59 am
that's better :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: übermetroid on November 22, 2003, 10:54:24 am
Cool Mech - to explore the island, and for defence
Halodeck w/power supply
replicator w/power supply
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Assassin on November 22, 2003, 11:32:54 am
Food
shelter
friends
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 22, 2003, 12:27:29 pm
The "How to get off a island and counquer the Galaxy in three days!" handbook
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 12:29:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
nooooo you're thinking too hard about this.  just think of it as an island with no way off it (think of the earth with only one small island, and you're on it).  you're trapped there :D
Bah. Spoil-sport.

Fine:
[list=1]*waits for someone to realise and be incredibly disgusted*
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 22, 2003, 12:33:05 pm
*realizes*

*is incredibly disgusted*
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 12:34:36 pm
Good, eh?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Martinus on November 22, 2003, 03:31:01 pm
[color=66ff00]You want two attractive girls to garotte you with a coathanger? :wtf:
[/color]
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 04:26:31 pm
Observe my first list and the changes I've made to it.

That should give you a fair idea of just how sick I am.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Kamikaze on November 22, 2003, 04:28:24 pm
You see... an0n just heard of this new concept called "masochism" and he's eager to experiment. I think he's been reading "How to be a sadomasochist in 24 hours" .

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The chest fair enough, but I've never heard of a sword made of it. Does it have different special properties to the chest?


Well, there was a mention of a sapient pearwood staff so I'm guessing a sword is plausible. No idea what it'd do though.

01010: Well, no. But everything else is quite edible to it. :D
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 04:30:52 pm
No, you moron.

I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.

I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.

Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Kamikaze on November 22, 2003, 04:33:05 pm
Having the coathanger stuffed up your butt in an excruciating manner?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 22, 2003, 04:36:14 pm
I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:

DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK! (http://www.holylamb.com/images/abortion/salinebaby.jpg)

I think that's a fair enough warning.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Sheepy on November 22, 2003, 05:24:45 pm
...nice

Anyway

1) stealth
2) firing squad
3) the honour of watching him die by their hands before they shoot me

Think that should cover it
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Knight Templar on November 22, 2003, 05:30:45 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:

DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK! (http://www.holylamb.com/images/abortion/salinebaby.jpg)

I think that's a fair enough warning.


Yay! I'm smarter than Kam! I figured it out without the link! Yay! :blah:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Kamikaze on November 22, 2003, 05:45:53 pm
Eh? I knew what he was on about (not a particularly good thing). Hence my question on IRC to an0n "an0n did you read that book where some girl gets tricked by some American and aborts her child with a coathanger?"
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Ulala on November 23, 2003, 02:48:47 am
Quote
Originally posted by ubermetroid


A Harrier would be a bad idea...  It only has about 30-40 mins flight time with its fancy take off.

How do I know stuff like this?  USMC  :-)


Oh, in that case I'll change my "little bit of luck" to "a nearby aircraft carrier". ;)

But in the case that one can't get off the island, I revise my list:

1. Bible
2. Notebook/pen
3. Magically repleneshing grocery and furniture store (for food/water and shelter)
:)
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: icespeed on November 23, 2003, 03:13:25 am
if it's possible to get an internet connection on the only island in the world, then that and a computer. and maybe food might be helpful.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 23, 2003, 01:32:41 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
No, you moron.

I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.

I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.

Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?


You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:

I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)

;7
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 01:51:48 pm
Bondage or whipping?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 23, 2003, 02:12:48 pm
How blunt must I be?
HINT:
--------------------------------
One would be using it on the other (or should I say IN the other).

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Anyway, I still say the things I have chosen are the best!
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 02:14:13 pm
I don't see how a normal wire coat-hanger would be any good.

At best, you could gag one of them when you got sick of the incessant PMS'ing.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TrashMan on November 23, 2003, 02:18:28 pm
Hey, it was not me who whished for a coat-hanger!  That was you...now live with it!

I'm off to my flying fortess full of babes!:wink:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: vyper on November 23, 2003, 02:29:34 pm
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Originally posted by TrashMan


You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:

I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)

;7


Home made coil? :wtf: :lol:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: TopAce on November 23, 2003, 02:30:38 pm
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne

Ow, can we take scifi stuff?
...


Who told you cannot?
Otherwise thinking deeply into this 'teleporter device':
Isn't it a bit difficult to carry a teleporter device without a crane?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: vyper on November 23, 2003, 02:37:06 pm
After re-reading this thread, clicking that link (which in fairness an0n did warn about), I have a sudden urge to vomit.

an0n, how the f*ck do you come across this stuff?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 02:38:32 pm
Google and a sprawling, sickeningly large and grotesque vocabulary are like limbs to me.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 04:04:43 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
After re-reading this thread, clicking that link (which in fairness an0n did warn about), I have a sudden urge to vomit.

an0n, how the f*ck do you come across this stuff?


Do you really need to ask?
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: phreak on November 23, 2003, 04:15:52 pm
just look at some of the stuff he posts at NW.  i'm afraid go to any links an0n posts since its probably some goat page.  which reminds me i should go read the story about habeeb

edit: ****** is censored. good work
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 04:19:30 pm
I've saved that whole pornographic tale.

Even if you cut out the porn, it's still a damn good story.....though a little short.

I would put a link to my stolen copy of it, but I don't particularly want to be banned from here while trying to make a campaign.
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: vyper on November 23, 2003, 04:38:56 pm
It'd give u less distractions.... :lol:
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Stealth on November 25, 2003, 06:06:14 pm
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Originally posted by Sheepy


1) stealth
2) firing squad
3) the honour of watching him die by their hands before they shoot me


*thinks*
i can't remember ever doing anything to you...
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: DeepSpace9er on November 25, 2003, 10:36:41 pm
A Fusion Generator
A molecular stabilizer (to get whatever i want)
A roof over my head
Title: If you had to pick three things...
Post by: Singh on November 25, 2003, 10:48:21 pm
hmmmmmmm
If we can't get off the island, then 3 things would be:
1.)The Fastest Computer on earth, along with super-size moniter and 3dFX card, boom-box speakers and what else you can think of
2.)Faster internet connection on earth
3.)FS2 + latest SCP Build
:D