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Title: Sexiest man alive
Post by: Drew on November 20, 2003, 06:24:08 pm: Not...

(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ksickafoose/images/mug.jpg)
:shaking:

Try and find an uglier dude :p :nervous:
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Post by: adwight on November 20, 2003, 06:29:01 pm: Dear god, I'm glad they finally jailed the sucker. He should be shot for his sheer uglyness...
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Post by: Deepblue on November 20, 2003, 06:33:27 pm: He looks like he was molded out of plastic... oh wait, he is.
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Post by: Thorn on November 20, 2003, 06:42:17 pm: Someone toss one of those sparklers in his hair...
All those chemicals.... FWOOSH!
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Post by: mikhael on November 20, 2003, 06:44:20 pm: Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.
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Post by: Drew on November 20, 2003, 06:47:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.

people mag did. THats where i got the idea for the title :)
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Post by: Nuclear1 on November 20, 2003, 06:53:39 pm: If Michael Jackson's skin was still [size=20]black[/i][/color][/size] like it was supposed to be, I would tolerate him. Now, he looks like a tall white, scrawny woman (no offense :doubt: )
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Post by: neo_hermes on November 20, 2003, 06:59:40 pm: i think of him more like an albino with no nose
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Post by: Thorn on November 20, 2003, 07:02:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.

They were talking about it on the radio this morning...
Bif Naked disagrees...
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Post by: mikhael on November 20, 2003, 07:51:04 pm: Bif Naked == TEH COOL. :D
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Post by: Drew on November 20, 2003, 07:57:36 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
Bif Naked == TEH COOL. :D

:wtf: is Bif Naked
btw Mik, u stole my siggy :p
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Post by: Stealth on November 20, 2003, 09:56:46 pm: yeah Michael Jackson is weird, that's for sure, BUT[/b] he can dance, that's for sure, and anyone that's been to one of his concerts knows that it's an event to remember. the most memorable concert i've ever been to was one of his.
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Post by: Bobboau on November 20, 2003, 10:05:22 pm: we should drop him into North Korea, that would solve so maany problems
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Post by: Drew on November 20, 2003, 10:08:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
BUT he can dance[/B]

i guess u gotta give the man his props there :nod:
but hell, look at that picture :ick
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Post by: mikhael on November 20, 2003, 10:14:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Drew
btw Mik, u stole my siggy :p

Which one?
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Post by: Knight Templar on November 21, 2003, 12:02:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
yeah Michael Jackson is weird, that's for sure, BUT he can dance, that's for sure, and anyone that's been to one of his concerts knows that it's an event to remember. the most memorable concert i've ever been to was one of his. [/B]

Thank god for that.
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Post by: Galemp on November 21, 2003, 01:44:27 am: Behold, PWOT (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/)'s full coverage of the Jackson case!
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/newsskim.html
Here's the first article they ran:

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MICHAEL JACKSON ARRESTED...
11.20.03 by David Wong 9,427 Comments

...as 13 police are left dead after a 20-hour standoff and bloody raid at the singer's Neverland Ranch tonight.

More than 100 police and ATF officers stormed the singer's compound yesterday, only to see the pop star emerge from the front door firing two machine pistols, causing four patrol cars to erupt in flame.

"We were there to serve an arrest warrant for child molestation," said ATF spokesman Mason Stronghard. "But this was one bad-assed pederast." A SWAT team then attempted to enter the massive Neverland mansion, only to stumble into a boobie trap that set of a chain of deadly explosions. Michael was spotted flicking aside a cigar and quipping, "you're not the first to get blown in this room!"

Michael attempted an escape six hours later by setting up an elaborate diversion, sending a cybernetic relica striding out in apparent surrender. The Jackson robot then exploded into a green cloud of laughing gas as the real pop superstar rose into the sky in a hot air balloon shaped like a huge pair of buttocks.

A rogue local LAPD cop took off after Jackson in a helicopter, then jumped out and engaged the artist in a hand-to-hand battle atop the balloon itself. The grizzled cop, said to have a haunted past, was revealed to be a grown-up Emmanuel Lewis. Jackson was eventually kicked from the balloon and, after surviving the 200-foot fall, was subdued by police in a fistfight that left nine officers dead.

Jackson is due in court Monday, where he is expected to be released after he pays the $50,000 bail.

If you like that kind of stuff, check it out.
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Post by: Setekh on November 21, 2003, 01:56:34 am: Quote
Originally posted by adwight
Dear god, I'm glad they finally jailed the sucker. He should be shot for his sheer uglyness...

He's already out... I recall his bail being some ridiculously large sum of money.
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Post by: Knight Templar on November 21, 2003, 02:16:08 am: 3 Mill.

Pocket Change.
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Post by: delta_7890 on November 21, 2003, 06:03:36 am: Should've made it three billion. ^^;

Edit: And yes, good god, that man is hideous. He needs to be shot. Or mauled. Or something. Just...eww...
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Post by: Ashrak on November 21, 2003, 07:24:03 am: time to lock and delete this thread...... NOW!!!!
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Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 07:27:17 am: I'm hereby labelling anyone who thinks Michael Jackson is actually a paedophile, a complete ****ing moron.

*staples labels onto Stealth's head just for the hell of it*
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Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 09:16:12 am: What'd he do?

*has been at work since stupid o'clock this morning and has thus missed the news*
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Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 09:18:20 am: Y'know that little cancer-kid in Bashir's videos?

Well his mother decided to launch an investigation into Jackson and got the police onto him.

A judge set Jacksons bail at $3mil before he'd even handed himself in (as I understood it).

Apparently he's on his way to Santa Barbera or something on his private jet now.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 09:23:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Y'know that little cancer-kid in Bashir's videos?

No?
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Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 09:38:24 am: Called Gavin or some ****.

It doesn't really matter.

Sufficed to say, some money-grubbing little ****head has decided they can make a few bucks by destroying the life of one of the worlds greatest entertainers.
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Post by: Beowulf on November 21, 2003, 10:54:53 am: Why ooh why did I click on this thread?!

:shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
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Post by: 01010 on November 21, 2003, 12:12:00 pm: By greatest entertainers you did actually mean child molesters yes?

The only good music he's made was in the Jackson five.

I'll actually agree with anon on the paedopile part, the guys a kid himself, anyone that saw the interview with Martin Bashir could tell you that, he's had a ****ed up life and too much money from too young an age. I actually pity him.
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Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 03:10:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
By greatest entertainers you did actually mean child molesters yes?

well actually there's at the moment nothing but a kid's word to prove that he is a child molestor.

it's pathetic... nowadays a woman just has to cry out "rape" for no reason, and the life of some poor innocent guy is screwed.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on November 21, 2003, 03:16:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
By greatest entertainers you did actually mean child molesters yes?

Like Stealth said, there is no proof yet. He is also one of the better performers I listen to. I like his music, but not his lifestyle.

EDIT: Comon... comon... three more posts....
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Post by: aldo_14 on November 21, 2003, 03:30:19 pm: Can someone settle an arguement by telling me if the Jackson 5 did the song 'Blame it on the boogie"? (or something like that...)
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Post by: an0n on November 21, 2003, 03:39:10 pm: Yes. They did.
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Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 03:39:47 pm: yeah.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on November 21, 2003, 03:48:46 pm: Not this record, NOT THIS RECORD , NOT THIS RECORD!
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Post by: Stealth on November 21, 2003, 04:12:22 pm: yes, yes, yes :D :D
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Post by: magatsu1 on November 21, 2003, 04:13:19 pm: Netherland = creepy
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Post by: vyper on November 21, 2003, 04:17:37 pm: [q]Netherland = creepy[/q]

:lol: Now, I'm sure that'll offend someone.
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Post by: 01010 on November 21, 2003, 09:01:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth

well actually there's at the moment nothing but a kid's word to prove that he is a child molestor.

it's pathetic... nowadays a woman just has to cry out "rape" for no reason, and the life of some poor innocent guy is screwed.

So I see that this part went over your head.

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Originally posted by 01010
I'll actually agree with anon on the paedopile part, the guys a kid himself, anyone that saw the interview with Martin Bashir could tell you that, he's had a ****ed up life and too much money from too young an age. I actually pity him.

Ever hear of a joke?
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Post by: Drew on November 22, 2003, 08:39:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
Ever hear of a joke?

yeah i heard one................somewere :p :rolleyes: :D