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Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: DragonClaw on November 22, 2003, 08:05:19 pm: Discuss.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Beowulf on November 22, 2003, 08:11:47 pm: :hopping:

LINK! I DEMAND A LINK!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 22, 2003, 08:18:01 pm: Keira

(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Models/Women/Keira2.jpg)

Laetitia

(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Models/Women/Laetitia29.jpg)

Ali

(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Models/Women/Ali7.jpg)

Anna

(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Models/Women/Anna4.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Liberator on November 22, 2003, 08:20:11 pm: Umm...wheeeeee!

Very difficult choice, they are all so...scrumdidiliumpcious!
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Beowulf on November 22, 2003, 08:57:57 pm: Hard to choose my arse! ;)

(2) Molly Sims
(http://www.sexydesktops.com/Wallpapers/Reduced/M/Molly_Sims_0000_1024x768_Reduced.jpg)

(1) Kirsten Dunst
(http://www.maximonline.com/girls/kirsten_dunst/gm_l1.jpg)
(http://www.maximonline.com/girls/kirsten_dunst/gm_l3.jpg)
(http://www.maximonline.com/girls/kirsten_dunst/gm_l4.jpg)

Need I say more? ;7
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: 01010 on November 22, 2003, 09:39:07 pm: All ****ing anorexic *****es, show some women with some ****ing curves.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Woolie Wool on November 22, 2003, 10:02:11 pm: I have no idea who is. fake tits, fake everything.But I will kill anyone who picks Pamela Anderson. She's disgusting--she took a killer body and ruined it with gigantic fake tits and other "enhancements".
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 22, 2003, 10:10:25 pm: I like to see wide hips and a flat gut. Any girls out there like that?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: DragonClaw on November 22, 2003, 10:18:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ubermetroid
I like to see wide hips and a flat gut. Any girls out there like that?

Chick at my school like that. She's %@*@ing ownage.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Drew on November 22, 2003, 10:32:04 pm: Kirsten is the hottest shown so far, shes got nice curves and (apparently) natural *coughs* ;) :rolleyes: ;7 BTW Kiera got a dam nice face but thats about it. she looks half freakin starved

and if anyone post Britny spears..............................................
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 22, 2003, 10:33:03 pm: I can't think of any celebrities who even qualify as sexy. Maybe Tyra Banks--at least she's got some curves to her.

The sexiest woman on the planet, bar none is... I dunno. Nigella Lawson heads the list. There's a few others up there. That chick that played Hugh Grant's love interest in Love Actually was pretty damned hot. If she doesn't have wide hips and large breasts and a round bottom and a well proportioned figure AND MOST IMPORTANTLY a beautiful face, she doesn't qualify as 'sexy'.

I'll give Kiera Knightly a pass. She's reasonably hot, for a twig.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 22, 2003, 10:41:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DragonClaw

Chick at my school like that. She's %@*@ing ownage.

:D
I need pictures for my, um... Science project... ;)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 12:38:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
All ****ing anorexic *****es, show some women with some ****ing curves.

err.. *points to my second girl
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 23, 2003, 12:46:17 am: That's not curves. That's still pretty rail-like.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Carl on November 23, 2003, 12:46:36 am: 01010=chubby chaser.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 02:13:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
That's not curves. That's still pretty rail-like.

You want pics of Queen Latifah then? :wtf:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Woolie Wool on November 23, 2003, 02:15:50 am: No, he wants Rosie O'Donell.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: 01010 on November 23, 2003, 05:20:33 am: No, I just like women that are more than just a ribcage with two bits of flesh on them. The size of some of the women in the pictures is just ridiculous, having been with someone who was stick thin, then having someone now who is more natural I can honestly say I prefer my girl as she is. I find it horrible when you go to hold someone and all you can feel is bones.

KT: I'll agree with you to a certain extent on Laetitia. Anna Kournikova is nice, she's not twig thin and she has a nice toned body from excercise as opposed to malnourishment.

Hmm, I need to find you the link to a sit I found once that shows you the extent of the airbrushing that magazines like FHM and Maxim sometimes go to. I was shocked.

:: EDIT ::

Found it.

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html (http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 23, 2003, 06:30:31 am: (http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/saab/images/Uber%20Hotness.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 06:31:44 am: I'd have to go with Delta Goodrem and Keira Knightly.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: 01010 on November 23, 2003, 07:59:32 am: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/saab/images/Uber%20Hotness.jpg)

The girl on the left looks like a girl I fancied rotten in High School. Stupidly thought that being friends would bring us together, it did but then we were "too good friends to ruin it"

****ing idiot that I am.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fractux on November 23, 2003, 08:39:38 am: Im my book, Jennifer Ellison is at the top right now.

(http://gaming.playnow.ca/images/jennifer.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 23, 2003, 10:28:32 am: (http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Red.jpg)

I like the red head. Note: She does not have quite the hips I like, but oh well...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 23, 2003, 10:57:13 am: Quote
Originally posted by Fractux
Im my book, Jennifer Ellison is at the top right now.

Oh. Hell. Yes.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 11:16:29 am: Oooh, they've got nice jeans.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Hunter on November 23, 2003, 03:19:38 pm: Denise Richards, Jessica Alba... many million of others.. ;)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 04:18:19 pm: 01010 : yes, thank god for airbrushing..

and nice pants indeed.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 04:21:34 pm: Oh, Ali Landry. She is absolutely goddamn gorgeous.

I was watching Repli-Kate and I was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!".

For starters there were TWO of her (imagine the possibilites) and one of them was a complete whore (imagine, for the love/wrath of God, imagine the possibilites).
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 04:35:12 pm: You don't by chance have it in a form that can allow me to watch it in the next 12 hours, do you?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 23, 2003, 04:48:43 pm: Nope. I saw it on Satellite.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Grey Wolf on November 23, 2003, 06:33:05 pm: I rather like this picture, not quite sure who it is:
(http://www.netjin.com/gallery/anzai/anzai03.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 23, 2003, 08:37:08 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Oooh, they've got nice jeans.

Yea they do! :thepimp:

:nervous: Wanna see the other pictures? :nervous:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 23, 2003, 09:00:25 pm: Do you need to ask?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 23, 2003, 11:33:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
I rather like this picture, not quite sure who it is:

Hiroko Anzai.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Drew on November 24, 2003, 12:08:43 am: just for the helluvit KT posted
(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Elisha.jpg)
in the desktop thread..... shes worth noticing i think ;)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Su-tehp on November 24, 2003, 01:52:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by Drew
just for the helluvit KT posted
(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/Elisha.jpg)
in the desktop thread..... shes worth noticing i think ;)

Elisha Cuthbert. DEFINITELY a looker.

And I still have that Maxim issue with her pics in it. :D

As for Keira Knightley being a rail, she's only 18. Give a few years and maybe she'll fill out a little more. :devil: :cool:

And as for those Maxim pics of Kirsten Dunst: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 24, 2003, 10:02:28 am: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
Hiroko Anzai.

Dude. She fine.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 24, 2003, 12:59:36 pm: Is it just me are all these blondes cookie cutter clones?

Yes, DG, Hiroko Anzai is kinda hot. Japanese women generally are (its the eyes, hair and personality).
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 24, 2003, 01:13:00 pm: What mik said. Japanese birds are the way forward.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 24, 2003, 01:27:12 pm: I couldn't say - they're attractive but I don't know any Japanese girls which is kinda important when thinking of who to really go for. That said - they're definitely attractive.

As for me?

Christina Ricci
(http://weblog.masukomi.org/images/misc/christina_ricci_large.jpg)

Alyson Hannigan
(http://www.wolfpackproductions.com/BTVS/hannigan4.jpg)

Heather Grahem
(http://www.celebritywallpapers.com/images/heathergraham.jpg)

and

Thora Birch
(http://www.bwgreyscale.com/bwgsimage1/bwgs245_thora_birch.JPG)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 24, 2003, 01:38:04 pm: I cannot disagree with the first two, Thunder, but that Thora Birch chick looks 12 and Heather Graham is one of those cookie cutter twigs.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Gloriano on November 24, 2003, 01:41:31 pm: (http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~maccot/hitomihujisaki/hitomi2.jpg)
;)

*runs before my wife sees*:nervous:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 24, 2003, 03:05:02 pm: Mr Thunder, may I shake your hand with regards to yon pic of Alyson Hannigan. Good choice sir. Which is odd, as I don't normally see anything in birds that skinny.

You know who was properly nice? Remember that SG-1 with the deep-frozen bird in the Antarctic ice? The one with special healing powers and stuff? She was hella fine. Ona Grauer was her name, and I can barely find a pic of her to save my life :sigh:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Drew on November 24, 2003, 04:02:01 pm: Hehe i always though Ricci was hot :D ;7
sos Hannigan, but the other 2 are :doubt:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 24, 2003, 04:12:25 pm: Gotta love Christina Ricci. It's imporssible not to.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Baron MacDoblin on November 24, 2003, 06:43:31 pm: (http://bobmcdob.homestead.com/files/HOTHOTxxx.gif)

;7 ;7 ;7
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 24, 2003, 06:52:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
I cannot disagree with the first two, Thunder, but that Thora Birch chick looks 12 and Heather Graham is one of those cookie cutter twigs.

That's because she was a disney child. (at least that's all I can remember her from) She was the little sister in Hocus Pocus. Good halloween movie by the way. Wierd to see her grown up.

Same for Ricci.

And Mac: Your grandmother's are bigger.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Martinus on November 24, 2003, 06:52:52 pm: [color=66ff00]
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/formal/3.jpg)

Sorry, couldn't resist. :D
[/color]
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 24, 2003, 06:54:10 pm: *thought she and an0n already went over that.

:blah:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 24, 2003, 07:07:27 pm: Baron: You, sir, are disgusting. I pee on you.

Maeg: Icespeed is hot. ;)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Grey Wolf on November 24, 2003, 07:16:56 pm: Found a few more nice pictures of Hiroko Anzai:
(http://207.44.210.55/402/hiroko_anzai/hiroko_anzai779.jpg)
(http://207.44.210.55/402/hiroko_anzai/hiroko_anzai174.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 25, 2003, 09:48:38 am: (http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Red_2.jpg)

Anybody find any girls that have the wide hips, but flat gut?

Also, are there any girls on HLP?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Ashrak on November 25, 2003, 11:00:59 am: alison is hot imho :)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 25, 2003, 06:26:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ubermetroid
(http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Red_2.jpg)

Anybody find any girls that have the wide hips, but flat gut?

Also, are there any girls on HLP?

No, Tiara and Icespeed are just an0n and Setekh in disguise.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 26, 2003, 04:45:54 am: :wtf:

Anyhow.. more pics people!
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 26, 2003, 06:18:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by ubermetroid
(http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Red.jpg)

I like the red head. Note: She does not have quite the hips I like, but oh well...

Yeah. I've always had a thing for Swan too. She is damn cute.

Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
No, Tiara and Icespeed are just an0n and Setekh in disguise.

Suspects TCO will get a big shock on his wedding night if that really is true :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2003, 06:22:08 am: If I was Tiara, I'd have boobs. If I had boobs, do you really think I'd have time to cruise the intardnet?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 26, 2003, 06:49:34 am: Suddenly the mystery of why there are so few women on HLP is explained :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 26, 2003, 08:59:26 am: Quote
Originally posted by karajorma
Yeah. I've always had a thing for Swan too. She is damn cute.

The red head is named Swan? Do you have a link for her? I, um just found her at madthumbs.com ... :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 26, 2003, 03:22:16 pm: A link would probably get me banned :) Besides her name is the only thing I do know (well apart from the fact that the clothes didn't stay on for the rest of that shoot).
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 26, 2003, 03:27:09 pm: :eek: ;7

I really think you ought to PM me and Metroid that link :nod:

Oh, and here's Boofy:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/emily_booth123002.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 26, 2003, 03:46:01 pm: All I see is a fortune city logo. As for the link I just said that I don't have one.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2003, 03:50:08 pm: For the love of God, man, use the PenguinBomb FTP!

And:
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/booth1.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2003, 03:53:48 pm: As for Swan; Is this her?

(http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/swan.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 26, 2003, 04:15:23 pm: Boofy link fix0red, though I don't believe it was broke in the first place...

Bird in blue rubber dress is ****ING HOT btw...

[EDIT] Hey, look what I found - I'm no Applegate fanboy but this is a choice picture:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/pic031125-02045.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 26, 2003, 06:55:55 pm: I am going to have to request that if any links are found if you would please PM them to me... :D

Quote
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/swan.jpg)

Yea, that would be swan... Where did you get that pic?

I did a little searching at http://thumbghetto.com/search.php? (http://thumbghetto.com/search.php?) for Swan and I got about 9 links, 7 of which worked... :D

(http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/swan2.jpg)

:D :D :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 27, 2003, 07:23:05 am: That's a nice pic :) But this one is nicer

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/freespace/Misc-Pics/Swan.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 07:26:02 am: Bah, you're just sucking up to Shrike with all that leather.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fractux on November 27, 2003, 10:48:08 am: I like where this thread is going.

Slowly our examples are loosing more and more clothing.

:nod: :thepimp: :nod:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stunaep on November 27, 2003, 11:03:21 am: hey, whaddya expect from a thread where the most prominent lady is a pr0n star?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 11:26:09 am: Quote
Originally posted by Fractux
I like where this thread is going.

Slowly our examples are loosing more and more clothing.

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/stacey_kiebler.jpg)

;7
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 11:31:18 am: DG, I love you.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Ashrak on November 27, 2003, 11:39:58 am: DAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMN
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 27, 2003, 11:43:01 am: Bugger DG, look at the girl! ;)

(btw, not to be the kill joy but thats about the limit of the nudity please folks - any more and it becomes soft core - think of the little ones!)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 11:44:19 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Bugger DG, look at the girl! ;)

.........For the love of God, rephrase that.
Quote
(btw, not to be the kill joy but thats about the limit of the nudity please folks - any more and it becomes soft core - think of the little ones!)
I always think of the little ones.

Mmmmm. Midget-clown pr0n.......
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 11:47:02 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
DG, I love you.

Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Bugger DG

ARRRGH

*grabs arse*

*runs*

As for the nudity, I'm safe as long as there's no nips or cracks, right?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 27, 2003, 11:47:41 am: Ok, so now I'm innuendo boy...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 11:53:29 am: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
As for the nudity, I'm safe as long as there's no nips or cracks, right?

..............I'd get banned if I made a chinese-girl joke, wouldn't I?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 11:55:44 am: You get banned a lot anyway.

More importantly,

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/Dreams.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:00:57 pm: Why does the date on that say "MAY 2005"?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 27, 2003, 12:01:20 pm: an0n - yes you would.

DG - Pretty much - just use your head when posting pics, if people want full porn they know where google.com is - lets have some artistic beauty.

As for the girls on the playboy cover.. got any more shots? (Perhaps not from Playboy.. knowing what it's like..)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 12:07:57 pm: You want pics of the Olsen twins? You dirty old man ( :ha: )
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:09:25 pm: They're legal now. So it's okay to imagine them wearing tight-fitting leather pants and phallic-shaped, harness-based objects.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 27, 2003, 12:10:08 pm: Bad Thunder, bad.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 12:11:35 pm: Don't click this link (http://jdigital.pyoko.org/olsen.php), there's a bad word in there somewhere (only one mind)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Ashrak on November 27, 2003, 12:17:55 pm: those chiks are hoooot :p

EDIT: deleted the stupid text
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:19:52 pm: AHAHAHA. Canada kicks ass.

14/18/14.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 12:31:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
I can't think of any celebrities who even qualify as sexy.

I've always had a crush on Madonna. She may be as old as my mum but she's still properly hot.

Oh, and somehow Britney's randomly in this one. Pure coincidence I'm sure:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/Madonna+Britney.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:34:28 pm: Delta Goodrem.

Hottest woman in pop.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 27, 2003, 12:37:15 pm: Well, don't just talk..
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:38:48 pm: (http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/delta.jpg)

I think that's the right URL.

EDIT:

*cannibalises the post he made over at NW*

(http://graphics.sonymusic.com.au/gallery/medium/DeltaGoodrem117.jpg)(http://graphics.sonymusic.com.au/gallery/medium/DeltaGoodrem106.jpg)(http://graphics.sonymusic.com.au/gallery/medium/DeltaGoodrem085.jpg)(http://graphics.sonymusic.com.au/gallery/medium/DeltaGoodrem029.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:45:31 pm: Another cannibalised NW post:
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/kari.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/kirsten.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/elisha.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/delta.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/christina.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/lexa.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/jessica.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/amanda.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 12:46:08 pm: (http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/emma.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/abby.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/kristanna.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/emily.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/list/eliza.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 27, 2003, 12:49:23 pm: Delta = nice
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 12:53:22 pm: Exellent work an0n
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Ulala on November 27, 2003, 12:59:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Don't click this link (http://jdigital.pyoko.org/olsen.php), there's a bad word in there somewhere (only one mind)

Oh so sad...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 01:04:34 pm: I've been reviewing this thread and feel obliged to point out that Stacey Kiebler, the nekkid bird I posted last page, is not only six feet tall but has 43 inch legs as well. Fact.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Odyssey on November 27, 2003, 01:05:08 pm: (http://www.loven.plus.com/nicksspiders/insects/stickhand.jpg)
[color=cc9900]The lot of 'em.[/color]
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 01:05:30 pm: Yes, but will they go behind her head?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 01:12:45 pm: Spot the common denomenators in the following pics:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/ym54.jpg)

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/ym69.jpg)

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/ym76.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 01:15:38 pm: Bikinis
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 01:16:33 pm: Someone go find more of that Swan lady.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 01:25:42 pm: Shan't.

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/Arse%20+%20Legs.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Flipside on November 27, 2003, 02:14:13 pm: Enjoying this thread muchly, please continue :)

Flipside :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Nico on November 27, 2003, 02:16:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Bikinis

sat down, obviously :p
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Martinus on November 27, 2003, 03:05:14 pm: [color=66ff00]That's one well photoshopped derrier on that photo you posted DG. :nod:
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Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 27, 2003, 03:39:36 pm: karajorma! Where did you find that pic?

Here are just about the only 2 pics that I have left that would be ok to post...

(http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Swan_2_003.jpg)

(http://www.swooh.com/peon/ubermetroid/Swan_5_000.jpg)

;)

I would really like it if a link that someone else found was posted...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 03:47:00 pm: Does anyone know her full name?

From what I've gathered in my Googling, she appears to be called Swan Redhead. Which seems a little....unlikely, to say the least.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 03:47:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]That's one well photoshopped derrier on that photo you posted DG. :nod:
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The purple top one above? I was wondering about that... figured someone around here would spot it if it was an assist...

Anyway, time to post Xenia Seeberg pictures until I go blind:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/14.gif)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/18.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/19.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/27.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/31.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/33.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/xena_seeberg1111.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 03:51:47 pm: Pfff. Blalock pwnz her sexy little ass.

(http://individual.utoronto.ca/joe/jolene.jpg)
(http://www.startrek.nl/pictures2/ent/jolene_blalock009.jpg)
(http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/tbwc/jolene2/jolenemaxbig2.jpg)
(http://www.mandezonen.dk/billeder/joleneb6.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 03:53:50 pm: Yes, but I like her better done up as a Vulcan. I prefer the dark hair. Of course it's always difficult to decide between bikini and cat suit...

Note that Xenia up there is many times hotter on TV then she is in photos :nod:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 03:56:29 pm: (http://www.ifrance.com/scsp/babes/jolene1.jpg)
(http://www.gateway.net.au/~equinox/enterprise2/cast/tpol.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Nico on November 27, 2003, 04:06:20 pm: bah, let's be patriotic:
(http://www.arrakis.es/~olivenza/famosas/casta.jpg)
(http://windsurfing.ifrance.com/windsurfing/infos/playboy/photos/casta.jpg)
gwha! leather bikini :p:
(http://www.nabou.com/celebrities/laetitia_casta/wallpaper/images/laetitia_4_1024x768.jpg)
(http://www.goldfm.org/concerts/casta01.jpg)
(http://www.goldfm.org/concerts/casta03.jpg)
(http://galeon.hispavista.com/LaetitiaCasta/foto/LaetitiaCasta/laetitia17.jpg)
I'm not a fan or anything, but she does look nice, our Laetitia Casta :p
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 27, 2003, 04:06:36 pm: Oh that does it. I'm unleashing the fury:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/13.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/14k.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/16.jpg)
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/19k.jpg)

Er... an0n? I think I broke your image thingy. Oh, no, they're back.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 27, 2003, 04:35:06 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ubermetroid
karajorma! Where did you find that pic?

Usenet my young padawan learner. Tis the source of all good p0rn.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Martinus on November 27, 2003, 04:36:41 pm: [color=66ff00]Personally I find Laetitia's lips terrifyingly perfect and that's in the non airbrushed photos.

Anyhow if it's french girls you're thinking about I like Audrey Tautou, sometimes she looks perfectly plain but every now and again she has an expression that just makes her look amazing, I haven't seen anything like it. :)

(http://img.actressarchives.com/audreyt/amelie36.jpg)
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Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 27, 2003, 06:08:56 pm: All those usenet-esq group thingies are ****ed up beyond compare.

I once found this trek-story that involved Janeway, Kes, Seven, 11 pounds of scat fetishism, BDSM and anal, all in the space of 4 paragraphs.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 27, 2003, 06:29:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Personally I find Laetitia's lips terrifyingly perfect and that's in the non airbrushed photos.

Anyhow if it's french girls you're thinking about I like Audrey Tautou, sometimes she looks perfectly plain but every now and again she has an expression that just makes her look amazing, I haven't seen anything like it. :)

http://img.actressarchives.com/audreyt/amelie36.jpg
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Amelie!

Yes, she is hot. I love the movie - but it's all the more enjoyable because she's in it.

(http://www.kazaroumba.com/wallpaper/cinema/amelie_poulain.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Martinus on November 27, 2003, 08:39:23 pm: [color=66ff00]Beautiful is everywhere, interestingly beautiful; now that's a rarity.
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Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 27, 2003, 08:57:16 pm: DG: Asians with cleavage? :p And the nakie chick's skin looks.. off.. like it's been touched up a lot now that's it's been mentioned.

And I bet I have a bigger Laetitia collection than Venom. ;7
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 27, 2003, 09:39:00 pm: DGs girl has been photoshopped to make her more busty. I've got the original series somewhere on my hard drive (she starts reasonably busty anyway, especially for a japanese girl).

My question is when did this go from "Hottest Female" to "Sleaziest Net Skank"? Jesus.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Carl on November 27, 2003, 10:16:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Odyssey
(http://www.loven.plus.com/nicksspiders/insects/stickhand.jpg)
[color=cc9900]The lot of 'em.[/color]

*is getting sick of people like you*
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: mikhael on November 27, 2003, 10:57:07 pm: As much as I disagree with Odyssey on the subect of joysticks, he's absolutely right on the subject of stick insects, which is what most of these anorexic seminude softcore porn skanks are.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Krackers87 on November 27, 2003, 11:47:30 pm: (http://www.celebchicks.com/jennifera/13.jpg) (http://www.celebchicks.com/jennifera/11.jpg) (http://www.celebchicks.com/jennifera/03.jpg) (http://www.celebchicks.com/jennifera/04.jpg) (http://www.snakesporn.com/aniston/11.jpg) (http://www.snakesporn.com/aniston/14.jpg)

Jennifer Aniston

Edit: If they dont work copy and paste the last link, go to it, come back, and dso the same for the first one.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Krackers87 on November 27, 2003, 11:52:53 pm: Brittany Skye

(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/BRITTNEYSKYE/brittneyskye8/brittneyskye8_03.jpg)(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/BRITTNEYSKYE/brittneyskye5/brittneyskye5_02.jpg)
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/BRITTNEYSKYE/brittneyskye4/brittneyskye4_01.jpg) (http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/BRITTNEYSKYE/brittneyskye4/brittneyskye4_02.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Krackers87 on November 27, 2003, 11:59:24 pm: Mikatan
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/MIKATAN/mikatan4/mikatan4_020.jpg)(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/MIKATAN/mikatan1/mikatan1_004.jpg)
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/MIKATAN/mikatan2/mikatan2_008.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Krackers87 on November 28, 2003, 12:07:42 am: Jody Moore
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/JODYMOORE/Jodymoore5/jodymoore5_06.jpg)

Gauge
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge1/gauge1_01.jpg) (http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge10/gauge10_02.jpg)
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge11/gauge11_09.jpg) (http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge7/gauge7_02.jpg)(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge3/gauge3_002.jpg)
(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge4/gauge4_002.jpg)(http://gallery.pornstarguru.com/gallery/GAUGE/gauge12/gauge12_011.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Drew on November 28, 2003, 01:46:41 am: (http://www.audreyhepburn.com/assets/gallery/popup/vtl_40.jpg)
(http://www.audreyhepburn.com/assets/gallery/popup/vtl_26.jpg)
more class, less trash
:rolleyes: :p :D

sickos
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 28, 2003, 03:27:35 am: Drew, you win. Guys - learn!

(I'm actually not joking.. lets have some actual beauty as opposed to generic sleaze).
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 28, 2003, 04:05:21 am: Bah. If we're talking classic beauty here Grace Kelly owns j00 all

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/freespace/Misc-Pics/GraceKelly1.jpg)

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/freespace/Misc-Pics/GraceKelly2.jpg)

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/freespace/Misc-Pics/GraceKelly4.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: an0n on November 28, 2003, 06:21:30 am: I like Gauge. She takes it in the naughty place.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Nico on November 28, 2003, 06:48:47 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
And I bet I have a bigger Laetitia collection than Venom. ;7

I doubt it, mine is called google :p
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 28, 2003, 11:42:54 am: Yes, and don't think that I haven't been through it several times.. :p
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: adwight on November 28, 2003, 04:12:18 pm: I think the naked girl DG posted was the best, damn she's fine (and perfect).
Title: jumpstart
Post by: DragonClaw on November 29, 2003, 04:54:28 pm: (http://swooh.com/peon/DragonClaw/public/jessi.jpg)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 29, 2003, 05:27:07 pm: That pose is funny. She's trying really hard.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Flipside on November 29, 2003, 05:54:14 pm: It confused me for a second, I kept thinking 'wheres her other arm?'
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: DragonClaw on November 29, 2003, 05:57:25 pm: I still think its better than "butt in camera" pose. Sure, that's more exciting. But it gets old after awhile.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: pyro-manic on November 29, 2003, 06:33:13 pm: 1: - OK, OK - enough of the low-grade pornstars! I think I'm gonna have to mention Kelly Brook at this point. Go search. Now.

2: - As for oldies, you can't get much finer than Bridget Bardot and Diana Rigg. Again, go and search.

3: - Karajorma is right - Grace Kelly is rather fine.

4: - Why has nobody mentioned Cameron Diaz yet? She's got a smile worthy of the :jaw:, in my opinion.

5: - Oh, and one last thing - go and search for Christina Scabbia - she's the singer for an italian heavy metal band called Lacuna Coil, and she's stunning. Same goes for Arch Enemy's new singer. Oh, and my birthday is the same as Christina Ricci's! Kinda strange-looking at first, but there's definitely something there...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 29, 2003, 06:35:34 pm: Enough of your cow-eyed women and repulsively clothed harlots! I am the sexiest female on the planet, and you all know it!
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 29, 2003, 06:38:26 pm: I'm too shocked and appalled by that statement to even post a spam reply
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: karajorma on November 29, 2003, 06:43:12 pm: Always knew that Stryke was hiding a deep dark secret somewhere. Just wasn't expecting it to be something as ordinary as simple transgenderism :D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 29, 2003, 06:44:10 pm: How you can be shocked by a statement like that and not by a thread about hot women that's gotten to its sixth page without even so much as a nipple is beyond me.

Me, I'm beginning to suspect the lot of you are closet homosexuals. Especially seeing the taste some of you have shown. That better not be a five o'clock shadow on that one bird, though she sure is mannish enough...
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 29, 2003, 06:46:14 pm: Hey, I'd happily pr0n the **** out of this mofo but the Man is watching
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 29, 2003, 06:48:27 pm: And since when did that matter? The Man is a Man, the Man has a Dick. This is a thread about sexist objectification- if the Man complains, the Man is quite plainly pussy-whipped, or perhaps prefers small dogs. In either case, it's unlikely the thread would have lasted thus far.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 29, 2003, 06:50:42 pm: Stop tepting me to post pr0n, cos I will and I'll get banT™ again
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 29, 2003, 06:55:50 pm: Hell, most porn is more tasteful, respectful, and sexy than some of this ****. Look like stunned trout, most of 'em. Bet most of those pictures are just the one in fifty where they weren't drooling.
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Fineus on November 29, 2003, 07:01:33 pm: C'mon guys - do what you please as long as it's clean. By clean I mean it could be viewed in an office with your boss watching - get me? :)
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: kode on November 29, 2003, 07:01:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I like Gauge. She takes it in the naughty place.

her face also looks like it's been hit by a train, but I guess that's secondary?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 29, 2003, 07:02:12 pm: Told you the Man was watching
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 29, 2003, 07:02:37 pm: :lol:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Stryke 9 on November 29, 2003, 07:05:11 pm: Thundra Khadaffi: Have you met my boss?

Incidentially, the average boss probably wouldn't approve of any of those on work time. Might wanna rethink the terms there a little, eh?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: Knight Templar on November 29, 2003, 07:48:24 pm: Uber: are you stalking her? :wtf:
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: NeoHunter on November 29, 2003, 08:08:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Uber: are you stalking her? :wtf:

From what I read in his post, I think he is.:D
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: übermetroid on November 29, 2003, 08:10:37 pm: :nervous: I am not!

um... Why is everybody picking on me?
Title: Hottest Female on the Planet
Post by: NeoHunter on November 29, 2003, 08:15:35 pm: She does porn? Hmm...oookkkkaaayyy.....

Something new everyday.:D