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Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Hippo on December 10, 2003, 05:46:13 pm
I click the little news thingy in AOL about michal jackson... It takes me to a list of posts about him... And well... :lol: See for yourself:

(http://www.sectorgame.com/ahtw/images/MJlol.gif)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The only content held within was, [q]mmmmmm[/q]
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Kamikaze on December 10, 2003, 05:56:15 pm
Oxymoron alert! *runs*
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Post by: WMCoolmon on December 10, 2003, 06:10:15 pm
Posted by EagleIFilms on another message board I visit:

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'OH MY GOD MICHEAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT CHILD?'

'It's okay, I had Subway for lunch!'


:lol:
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Kazan on December 10, 2003, 06:12:30 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Oxymoron alert! *runs*

:D I second that

The motion as been forwarded and seconded, vote! *tallies votes* motion passed.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Stealth on December 10, 2003, 06:20:09 pm
just for the record, there's no such thing as a "rational" AOL user ;)
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Post by: Woolie Wool on December 10, 2003, 06:21:50 pm
Why do you even visit those foul boards? Any AOL forums would probably have some of the worst people on the Internet.

Switch to another ISP. There are many, many ISPs that provide better, faster service for less money. And they don't have forums filled with AOL users.:p
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Post by: StratComm on December 10, 2003, 06:43:56 pm
And most importantly, they don't make you use AOL.  That is by far the biggest reason not to use them.

I still remember a couple of years back where it was "the internet" provided by AOL and the real internet, where the former was a small and pathetic subset of the latter.  Seeing one of my dad's employee's face when my dad typed in an actual url, and the browser actually went there, is proof of that.  I have avoided association with AOL users since then whenever possible, so I don't know how this has changed, but it floored me how little people actually explored beyond the topics handed to them by AOL.
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Post by: Solatar on December 10, 2003, 07:15:36 pm
AOL is useful is you have dial-up......because of their little disks....free dial-up.:nervous:
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Post by: Woolie Wool on December 10, 2003, 07:41:14 pm
AOL ****s with your operating system on almost every level. It will actually overwrite core system files permanently and do God knows what to your registry. And the best part? YOU CAN'T UNINSTALL IT!:shaking:
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Solatar on December 10, 2003, 08:02:25 pm
Why I refused to install it on my comp.:D
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Hippo on December 10, 2003, 08:08:49 pm
:sigh: I've said it before and I guess some people are just as stupid as they look, because for the eighth time, i'll say it again. If I had any other choice, I would have dropped AOL long ago, but I don't, so I'm stuck with it. If you have a problem with me using it, ***** at someone else.
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Post by: Flipside on December 10, 2003, 08:41:02 pm
I opened that image and.... so many windows! :( I was with AOL for years, my parents thought it was the 'best deal', so I know how you feel Hippo.

'I like cheese'... Hmmmmm see the old place hasn't changed :)
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Post by: Woolie Wool on December 10, 2003, 08:54:10 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside
my parents thought it was the 'best deal'


They didn't shop around very much if they picked perhaps the most expensive dialup ISP there is. You've probably got the kind of parents who think they know everything about computers because they're out of college, even though they've never touched a computer in their entire lives. Ever wonder why tech support people hate their jobs?
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: StratComm on December 10, 2003, 09:01:03 pm
No one is picking on you for being an AOL user Hippo, as you aren't the one paying the bill and therefore have no say in the decision.  I knew that, and I'll wager a lot of other people did too.  But the fact remains (as you are alluding to with this thread) that the a large portion of AOL users are complete 'tards.  So rather than feeling picked on, join us in the AOL bashing! :D

EDIT: and the internet is full of rich and vibrant communities like this one.  The fact that one exists (though I would hardly consider it either rich or vibrant) around an ISP is somewhat odd, and it makes me wonder if the biggest selling point for AOL is that artificial community that it tries to create with those message boards and such.  Never mind that you're more likely to have an intelligent conversation with a houseplant than someone else on those boards, if just by sheer weight of numbers.
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Post by: Kazan on December 10, 2003, 09:47:04 pm
i remember when compuserv, aol, and a few others that are lost in the depths of time were fighting for supremacy.

I remember when AOHell first started mailing out disks - we had been using [crappy] local isps and tried [crappier] AOH3ll for 15 minutes.  [this was like.. 1994...] My parents who are techno-n00bs laughed, said "that is crap, fsck that ****"
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Post by: Mr. Vega on December 10, 2003, 10:05:20 pm
Then you may like  (http://www.nomoreaolcds.com).

And read the Haikus:
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blue triangle blinks
churning on eternally
wait and wait for links


:lol:
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Stryke 9 on December 10, 2003, 11:14:54 pm
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I click the little news thingy in AOL about michal jackson... It takes me to a list of posts about him


How did anyone ever get past this sentence?




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YOU CAN'T UNINSTALL IT!

Poppycock. You can uninstall anything. Just delete with sufficient abandon, it'll go away. Trust me on this.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Bobboau on December 10, 2003, 11:51:33 pm
that's how I managed to destroy my last computers start menu search thingy

yeah, who odes actualy click on anything your ISp has on the homepage they give you by defalt (or in AOL's case the volumes of spam)
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Woolie Wool on December 10, 2003, 11:52:43 pm
Yeah, but Windows will also "go away" too because AOL infests many of Windows' core files.
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Post by: Woolie Wool on December 10, 2003, 11:53:56 pm
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Originally posted by Bobboau
yeah, who odes actualy click on anything your ISp has on the homepage they give you by defalt (or in AOL's case the volumes of spam)


:wtf:
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Stryke 9 on December 11, 2003, 02:20:04 am
Two birds, one stone.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: aldo_14 on December 11, 2003, 06:24:07 am
AOl send out disks in DVD cases now.  so at least there is a use for them beyond frisbees.  Well, not the cds - the cases.
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Post by: aldo_14 on December 11, 2003, 06:31:08 am
The old dairylee joke then?
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Post by: diamondgeezer on December 11, 2003, 09:14:05 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Poppycock. You can uninstall anything. Just delete with sufficient abandon, it'll go away. Trust me on this.

So you managed to delete that piece of crapware in your 'Bah' thread then?

I used AOL for the space of one evening. I was after a dial-up ISP, and AOL was offering a free month back then so I whacked the disk in and off I went.

The first thing that made me want to smach my monitor was that bloody ginger woman saying 'welcome to AOL' and 'you've got mail'. Never did find a way to disable her. She's annoying enough in real life, let alone a cartoon version.

Now 'course back in those days I was on the old Napster pretty much all the time, 'not' downloading pirate MP3s. I discovered, however, that AOL would disconect itself after twenty minutes if I hadn't been using their awful awful browser. Most annoying.

The final nail in the coffin was trying to cancel my contract. The guy held me on the phone for a good fifteen minutes trying to argue me around to not leaving. He refused to take 'it sucks donkey balls' as my reason for wanting out. I wanted to punch him in the face so badly.

To sum up, I hate AOL and all it stands for.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Stryke 9 on December 11, 2003, 12:19:29 pm
DG: Actually, yes. It was just annoying finding it- a problem that isn't so great with AOL. Even the under-the-table stuff it does is well-documented.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: 01010 on December 11, 2003, 12:20:48 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

So you managed to delete that piece of crapware in your 'Bah' thread then?

I used AOL for the space of one evening. I was after a dial-up ISP, and AOL was offering a free month back then so I whacked the disk in and off I went.

The first thing that made me want to smach my monitor was that bloody ginger woman saying 'welcome to AOL' and 'you've got mail'. Never did find a way to disable her. She's annoying enough in real life, let alone a cartoon version.

Now 'course back in those days I was on the old Napster pretty much all the time, 'not' downloading pirate MP3s. I discovered, however, that AOL would disconect itself after twenty minutes if I hadn't been using their awful awful browser. Most annoying.

The final nail in the coffin was trying to cancel my contract. The guy held me on the phone for a good fifteen minutes trying to argue me around to not leaving. He refused to take 'it sucks donkey balls' as my reason for wanting out. I wanted to punch him in the face so badly.

To sum up, I hate AOL and all it stands for.


I told him that I was "Cancelling and nothing bar a blowjob from the queen will ever get me to use your god awful service again" and he seemed to be ok with it, not that I gave him much in the way of space to argue with, I guess he was kinda in shock. Oh well.
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2003, 02:46:06 pm
All AOL users, by the very fact that they have chosen to use AOL, are retarded without exception.

I suggest not sucking the big, fat corporate cock and disconnecting immediately.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: Hippo on December 11, 2003, 03:09:09 pm
Problem is, my town doesn't have any hsi connections to other towns yet... Plus my parents don't want to go through the hastle my aunt had when she got her first computer and internet 2 months ago, simply because she insisted on getting a ****ing wireless router for a desktop somputer... Comcast, who is supposedly in my town too, keeps telling her to disconnect the router, but doesn't tell her how to put it in (like she needs it :rolleyes: )... But anyway, if she keeps paying me each time i reset her router, i'll keep telling her it works...
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Post by: magatsu1 on December 11, 2003, 03:14:51 pm
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Bloody Ginger Woman


She's called "Connie", I think. Just so you know.:p
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Post by: Hippo on December 11, 2003, 03:19:34 pm
she's gone now... :p
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: diamondgeezer on December 12, 2003, 09:07:32 am
I heard she got mugged a while back. Oh, how I laughing.
Title: I'm one of the only rational AOL users!
Post by: aldo_14 on December 12, 2003, 01:54:50 pm
If AOL could actually make a holographic internet women, they'd probably take over the market.........