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Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on December 13, 2003, 06:50:33 am
Wohoo! It's here!

No, not the movie but the trailer. And that's very good indeed :nod:

http://www.starwreck.com/

And for those who ask what the hell is Star Wreck (:eek2: ), I give you the answer.

Star Wreck is a comedy/parody series made by a bunch of finnish students. It started as a Trek parody with pretty primitive 3d-animations and cartoons. Nonetheless, the first 4 "movies" were hilarious. But Star Wreck 4 1/2 and 5 introduced actors. Yeah, they might be amateurs, and yeah, the effects aren't that good at today's standards. But I was laughing all the time to the antics of Captain James B. Pirk and his retarded crew.

Now, after years of waiting, the end is near. These guys are going to release a full 2 hour movie. And without doubt, they are going to raise the level of fan made independent films to a totally new level.

See for youself. If nothing else blows you away, at least the space battles should drop your jaw through the floor ;)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Fury on December 13, 2003, 08:04:10 am
"Finnish". Get it right. :p
Never cared much about Wreck myself but I will watch the movie when it's out, not going to bother with the trailer though.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Singh on December 13, 2003, 08:08:55 am
quite funny. Excellent graphics in the trailer. Will keep my eye out for the DVD- can't wait to watch this (but it better have subtitles)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: karajorma on December 13, 2003, 08:23:40 am
Yeah. The graphics are worth the download even if you don't find it funny (and I found it fairly amusing)

This should be worth seeing when they "Finnish" it :lol:
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: 01010 on December 13, 2003, 08:37:17 am
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Originally posted by karajorma
Yeah. The graphics are worth the download even if you don't find it funny (and I found it fairly amusing)

This should be worth seeing when they "Finnish" it :lol:


You should be shot for that one.

:)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on December 13, 2003, 08:42:39 am
Aah! I made a spelling error! AAAAH! :D

Fixed...
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Sandwich on December 13, 2003, 02:02:54 pm
As an ex-Trekkie whose Trekkie-ness dwindled rapidly when I stopped having time to read the books, I've got to check this out.

Galaxy Quest was great. ;)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 13, 2003, 02:27:36 pm
I wonder how many people on these forums are Trekkies who have been disillusioned by Voyager/Enterprise.....
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: 01010 on December 13, 2003, 02:49:19 pm
<--Loathes most Sci-Fi. Weird. Though the one thing I did like about the original series of 'trek is that it never took itself too seriously.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: karajorma on December 13, 2003, 03:52:44 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
I wonder how many people on these forums are Trekkies who have been disillusioned by Voyager/Enterprise.....


I was never quite a trekkie but voyager/enterprise (especially voyager) have done a lot to spoil my enjoyment of trek. To be honest DS9 started it though. The first season was very poor and although it picked up towards the end DS9 was the first series I stopped watching.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Sandwich on December 13, 2003, 04:36:44 pm
My Trekkieness was limited primarily to the movies and the books - we haven't had a TV since I was 10 years old (1989), so I haven't been able to watch the episodes of any particular ST series.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: kode on December 13, 2003, 05:29:40 pm
to drift back on topic...
trailer looks good, will definitely be seeing the movie when it comes. maybe.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: TrashMan on December 13, 2003, 06:07:17 pm
First Conatact is the best ST movie! Nemesis sucks!

The Next Generation is the best series!(Picard Rulez!!)
Voyager sucks heavily. Enerpreise is...mediocre.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Corhellion on December 13, 2003, 08:21:33 pm
I liked Voyager, and Enterprise looked...somewhat cool, only watched most of the first season.

ST: TNG was good, although...too much stuff to do with time travel, and time loops and plot holes and loop holes and...stuff that has to deal with Klingons...

Meh, haven't seen the trailer, and probably won't...damn 56k...
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: mikhael on December 13, 2003, 08:32:08 pm
I can't get more than about 10mb of the trailer. Anyone got a .torrent?
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: mikhael on December 13, 2003, 10:44:48 pm
Never mind. I got it.

That was pretty funny, but I'm hoping Pirk loses in the end. Babel 13 must triumph! ;)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Setekh on December 13, 2003, 10:58:59 pm
Ahhh, I was almost hoping they'd released the full thing - seems we've all been waiting an eternity. ;) But it'll be worth it, I expect. SW1-5 have provided me hours of enjoyment. :D
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: TrashMan on December 14, 2003, 07:03:10 am
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Originally posted by Corhellion
I liked Voyager, and Enterprise looked...somewhat cool, only watched most of the first season.

ST: TNG was good, although...too much stuff to do with time travel, and time loops and plot holes and loop holes and...stuff that has to deal with Klingons...

Meh, haven't seen the trailer, and probably won't...damn 56k...


HAHAHAHHA!

voyager has more plot holes and time travel than all the other series combined!
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Gortef on December 14, 2003, 07:30:44 am
ah I'm really waiting to see this one
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Ashrak on December 14, 2003, 08:43:10 am
prepare for the centuries largest fragfest LOL! :yes: ;7
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Gloriano on December 14, 2003, 09:38:54 am
pretty good:)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Stunaep on December 14, 2003, 10:51:19 am
*has seen three Trek movies and about 10 Trek episodes (TNG and TOS). Wasn't intrigued*
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Ashrak on December 14, 2003, 12:24:42 pm
stu....this is NOT your ORDINARY arround the block star trek....WATCH THE TRAILER MAN!
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Sandwich on December 14, 2003, 01:38:23 pm
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Originally posted by TrashMan


HAHAHAHHA!

voyager has more plot holes and time travel than all the other series combined!



I beg to differ. Enterprise already has to be way ahead of Voyager in these respects. Plot holes are more Trek-lore-wise than specifically regarding a certain episode (detailed scans of Borg a hundred years before E-D encountered them? And Data didn't have the slightest clue what they were on the first contact with them?? :wtf: ), and as for time travel - hah! The whole overriding and recurring plot of Enterprise is this Temporal Cold War.


...not that they haven't been, for the most part, very good episodes this 3rd season... :nervous:

EDIT: Ok, just watched the trailer. Didn't even find it mildly funny, but from the parts that my eyes were able to catch in-between twitching from the screen to the subtitles and back, it looked like they have some EXTREMELY talented 3D artists and stuff - I don't think I've ever seen special effects that impressive. :nod: :yes:
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 14, 2003, 02:52:46 pm
They also directly contradict Voyager in the very title of the show. According to Voyager, the NX-01 was the Dauntless. Not to mention the fact that they completely screwed up the Romulans and gave them cloaking devices (anyone remember "The Enterprise Incident" from TOS?)....

EDIT: Sorry, wrong episode. I meant "Balance of Terror".
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 14, 2003, 03:07:09 pm
Another example of this is the Ferengi's appearance in the first season.  Why would no one on the Stargazer recognize them?
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Sandwich on December 14, 2003, 03:21:38 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
They also directly contradict Voyager in the very title of the show. According to Voyager, the NX-01 was the Dauntless. Not to mention the fact that they completely screwed up the Romulans and gave them cloaking devices (anyone remember "The Enterprise Incident" from TOS?)....

EDIT: Sorry, wrong episode. I meant "Balance of Terror".


And had the Rihannsu (sp?) call themselves "Romulans", too. :doubt:
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Another example of this is the Ferengi's appearance in the first season.  Why would no one on the Stargazer recognize them?

Yeah, although at least they didn't mention the name "Ferengi" at all.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: karajorma on December 14, 2003, 05:03:02 pm
I don't care about the plot holes that much. I care about the crappy writing.

For instance they recently showed the Season 2 episode where Hoshi turns invisible. It was a good enough episode until the bit where they decided that they hadn't got a clue how to end it and decicded it was all a dream.

Seriously if that is the best they can up with for an episode it's time to give up doing trek for a few years.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 14, 2003, 06:57:20 pm
I have an odd feeling we're going to have this entire series be obliterated in the final season by "Year of Hell" syndrome.  The entire series wiped off the map. Either that, or a new show set in the TOS era of the "new" Trek universe.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Sandwich on December 15, 2003, 01:21:08 am
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
I have an odd feeling we're going to have this entire series be obliterated in the final season by "Year of Hell" syndrome.  The entire series wiped off the map. Either that, or a new show set in the TOS era of the "new" Trek universe.


Yeah, all those hints Daniels has dropped about various things never having taken place according to "his" future timeline... but while I'm not surprised to find them doing those "nothing-really-happened-at-all" plots on an episodal basis, I'd be very surprised to discover that they drop that same kind of thing on us at a seasonal - or, even worse, a series - level. :doubt:

Related to timelines altering, I've been reading through a book by Orson Scott Card, called "Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Colombus". It's quite a book, dealing very adeptly with timelines, time vs. causality (Merovingian, anyone?), etc etc. Quite a good read. :yes:
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: karajorma on December 15, 2003, 04:48:59 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Related to timelines altering, I've been reading through a book by Orson Scott Card, called "Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Colombus". It's quite a book, dealing very adeptly with timelines, time vs. causality (Merovingian, anyone?), etc etc. Quite a good read. :yes:


I'll have to keep an eye out for that. OSC writes pretty interesting stuff although I've only read the Ender & Bean books.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Goober5000 on December 15, 2003, 05:26:43 am
So where might I download Star Wreck 1-5?  They're not on the site, and I can't find any mirrors.
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on December 15, 2003, 06:41:57 am
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Originally posted by Goober5000
So where might I download Star Wreck 1-5?  They're not on the site, and I can't find any mirrors.


Here you go
http://www.starwreck.com/oldies/

The link was on the main page :)
Title: Star Wreck 6
Post by: Goober5000 on December 15, 2003, 12:52:21 pm
Thanks. :)

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Originally posted by Lt.Cannonfodder
The link was on the main page :)

Curious; I didn't see it anywhere. :confused: