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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Woolie Wool on December 13, 2003, 10:22:41 am
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Here is what it said:
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked to take any word from the dictionary; alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter; and supply a new definition.
Here are the 2003 winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows no signs of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you're running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon: The grueling event of going through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they're coming at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidenally walked through a spider's web.
16. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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I have no questions!!!!!
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
FUNNIEST EMAIL EVAR!!
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[color=cc9900]Cute.
And, Knight, where did he say that? Or has there been editing going on?[/color]
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Originally posted by Odyssey
And, Knight, where did he say that? Or has there been editing going on?
The topic name.
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Originally posted by DragonClaw
The topic name.
[color=cc9900]The topic name is 'ever', not 'evar'. Either I'm missing something, or Knight is taking the piss.[/color]
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Knight intentionally misspelled the topic name.
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Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]The topic name is 'ever', not 'evar'. Either I'm missing something, or Knight is taking the piss.[/color]
My opinion of you has just degraded by a substantial amount. The immaturity of that statement is overwhelming. gg.
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INGORANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Sarchasm, I like it.
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This is forum is going down the toilet, fast.
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[color=cc9900]I don't see what's quite so immature about being confused, Dragonclaw. I'd just gotten home at the end of a working day. I thought they were funny, and I found it unreasonable that Knight had quoted something that wasn't a quote. Did I say something wrong? It looks okay to me, but then I don't function very well at 1AM. I'll read this thread again after I've got some sleep, eh?[/color]
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
This is forum is going down the toilet, fast.
Interesting how I have the power to reduce a thread to flames with one post of my opinion.
:drevil:
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:wtf:
Get your head out of your arse, ffs
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Bah. You are just jealous. And I would be too.
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You're digging yourself in to a deeper hole