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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: HotSnoJ on January 02, 2004, 09:37:36 pm
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How to Get Kicked Out of "The Return of the King"
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!
Where I found it (http://forums.dreamincode.net/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=8611)
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ROFLMFAO!!!
Absolute Classic!
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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
How to Get Kicked Out of "The Return of the King"
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
I like the Letterman version better.
"Where the hell is Chewbaca?"
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12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
This would have kicked ass, only it'd require you to shout about once every .005 seconds.
Pity, really. I'd go to the theater just to do that, too.
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:lol:
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Originally posted by Thorn
I like the Letterman version better.
"Where the hell is Chewbaca?"
I wanted to dress up as Chewie for ROTK, but I couldn't find a costume.
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If I was as clever as Zylon or Stryke I'd make a cutting remark about you looking like Chewbacca already
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ROFLMAO!!!!
:)
I thought simply yelling "LOTR SUCKS" would get you kicked? :)
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
If I was as clever as Zylon or Stryke I'd make a cutting remark about you looking like Chewbacca already
In height? Hehe - why do you think I chose Chewie. ;)
...Or I could be Vader!
:nervous:
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Originally posted by Singh
ROFLMAO!!!!
:)
I thought simply yelling "LOTR SUCKS" would get you kicked? :)
well if you thought that in the first place you wouldn't have gone to the movie at all. So ppl (if they were smart) would think you're either loco or are trying to joke.
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Originally posted by Singh
I thought simply yelling "LOTR SUCKS" would get you kicked? :)
The idea is to get kicked out. Not kicked to death :D
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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long
*sings* It not easy, being green...
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Originally posted by karajorma
The idea is to get kicked out. Not kicked to death :D
hehe...true...
I guess making a Vader-like sound and then saying "Frodo...he's your father, damnit!!" May work?
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Didn't Leia say something about having sex with a Wookie in New Hope?
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There was a list of Star Wars double entendres that mentioned some things that could be misconstrued that way.
I'm sure sooner or later someone will do one for Lord of the Rings.
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Originally posted by an0n
Didn't Leia say something about having sex with a Wookie in New Hope?
It was "...kiss a Wookie!". Shows where your mind lies. ;)
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Yes, right above my body.........next-to Leia, in a cell, aboard the Death Star 3........right behind the chains, the whips, 20 Imperial Troopers and the two floating holo-cams.
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*CHUCKEL* CHUCKLE* CHUCKLE*
Gandalf: "Levictus hokius pokius dadaladum!"
Is that Excalibur Aragorn is wielding?
When the Eye of Sauron searches for Frodo (like the reflector), start imitating a prison siren
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When Samwise is cooking yell "come and get it!" When Gollum is attacking Frodo on the end yell they should reall take their feelings for each other else where."
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[color=66ff00]Everytime you see the eye sing 'snake' at the top of your voice.
(for all the confused people; shame on you, go visit weebl's stuff right now and view the real version of the lord of the rings with all badger scenes reinserted.)
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11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
[color=66ff00]:lol: Good one.
Actually this reminds me of the second time my mate went to see Mortal Kombat in the cinema. He got a good laugh from the crowd after standing up, throwing up his arms and screaming 'horny wombat' at the intro.
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Start singing "Highway to Hell" when Frodo and Sam approach Mt. Doom
Start singing "Great Balls of Fire" when Denethor jumps off that cliff
Cry and snif loudly on every, even the least emotional scene
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When Frodo get his finger bitten off yell out, "Needs some ketchup."
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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
Where I found it (http://forums.dreamincode.net/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=8611)
Surely everyone does this already.
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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Lol, the one who found that one can be proud, it's smart yet funny :)