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Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Shrike on January 16, 2004, 12:34:24 am
Orion Slave Girls (http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/trinidad/1487/)
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: mikhael on January 16, 2004, 12:37:21 am
Bah. Pass. Orion girls don't do a thing for me.

Now if they were blue, like Zhaan, then I might be interested.

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I take it back. Angelina Jolie looks hot as hell in green. ;)
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Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Bobboau on January 16, 2004, 12:38:25 am
ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: neo_hermes on January 16, 2004, 12:40:49 am
meh, if it's an Alien Humanoid Female i'll do the horizantal hustle.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: mikhael on January 16, 2004, 12:43:41 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of


There's popups?
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Shrike on January 16, 2004, 12:45:21 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
Bah. Pass. Orion girls don't do a thing for me.
I had to show someone what an orion slave girl was and I found that site.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: aldo_14 on January 16, 2004, 10:03:09 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of


Yeah.... imagine being caught looking at a Star Trek site...

and, as an aside :wtf: :confused: :hopping:
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Bobboau on January 16, 2004, 10:45:57 am
well, with the loud vocal on the site, it might be modestly embarising, if there are people around and you have the sound on
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 16, 2004, 11:09:23 am
How rare
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Dark_4ce on January 16, 2004, 02:58:01 pm
That site is just sad...:rolleyes:

*puts on real pron site instead...*
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: aldo_14 on January 16, 2004, 03:43:40 pm
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
That site is just sad...:rolleyes:

*puts on real pron site instead...*

:eek: :thepimp: ;7
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Setekh on January 16, 2004, 08:04:56 pm
...

I'm suddenly kind of glad I never became a Trekkie.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Knight Templar on January 16, 2004, 11:18:27 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
How rare


How Shrike.
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Post by: 01010 on January 17, 2004, 04:56:01 am
Lovely.
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Post by: an0n on January 17, 2004, 07:53:34 am
Bah.

Why bother trafficing Orion Slave Girls and getting hijacked by the Ferengi? Just buy an old Klingon D-12 from one o' them salvage yards, blow some holes in a primitive planet, declare yourself a God and turn the entire southern continent into one giant harem.

You could even use the crappy cloak to ship them off to Naausica and sell the tapes of their 'training' to the Klingons on the interspecies pornography black-market.

A few years of that and you'd be able to buy your own D-7 or maybe a nice Ferengi Marauder.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: aldo_14 on January 17, 2004, 07:55:40 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Bah.

Why bother trafficing Orion Slave Girls and getting hijacked by the Ferengi? Just buy an old Klingon D-12 from one o' them salvage yards, blow some holes in a primitive planet, declare yourself a God and turn the entire southern continent into one giant harem.

You could even use the crappy cloak to ship them off to Naausica and sell the tapes of their 'training' to the Klingons on the interspecies pornography black-market.

A few years of that and you'd be able to buy your own D-7 or maybe a nice Ferengi Marauder.


Of course, a species that primitive probably wouldn't wash (ever), or shave their hairy backs / legs / arms / face.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: an0n on January 17, 2004, 07:57:36 am
That's why you scan their genetics before you even bother establishing a stable orbit.

And even the really hairy ones would be good for working dilithium mines and such for the Cardassians.
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Bobboau on January 17, 2004, 08:16:07 am
or haveing delcaired yourself a god you simply demand that they clean, shave, don't eat pork, whatever else you want, or else you will smite them down and cast them into the firey pit for all eternety
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 17, 2004, 08:17:55 am
They ought to make a ST series about, like pirates or smugglers or summat. The seedier, an0n side of the ST universe, as it were
Title: Orion Slave Girls
Post by: Gloriano on January 17, 2004, 08:21:12 am
That site is just sad...:rolleyes:

same time kinda funny hmmm
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Post by: an0n on January 17, 2004, 08:21:51 am
Funnily enough, I was thinking of making yet another 'game' on NW focusing on just that.

But I think the anti-trek sentiment (and Paramounts lawyers taking the tiny amount of cash I have) would be bad for business.