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Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: adwight on January 25, 2004, 08:25:24 pm

Here's a little joke I came across when looking for references for my science project.  I hope you enjoy.

Jokes
Taste Test

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.

Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavor than you could ever imagine. “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these,” announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.

“I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time.”

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, “Spit ’em out, you guys, they’re assholes!”

Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: redsniper on January 25, 2004, 08:51:03 pm

:lol:

Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: Knight Templar on January 25, 2004, 09:56:09 pm

Hehe. Cute.

Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: Carl on January 25, 2004, 11:15:32 pm

hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: neo_hermes on January 26, 2004, 01:05:24 am

lol

Title: Life Saver Joke
Post by: jdjtcagle on January 26, 2004, 05:17:10 pm

Here you go!! (http://www.jokes.com/)
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