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Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: an0n on January 30, 2004, 10:06:26 pm
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Gank on January 30, 2004, 10:16:00 pm
http://www.bricktestament.com/the_law
Some quality stuff in here
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: mikhael on January 30, 2004, 10:39:39 pm
He even has a book out. I saw it when I was in Florida at new years. My wife thought it blasphemous--until I showed her that he hadn't changed anything. :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Corhellion on January 30, 2004, 11:36:41 pm
Old...check brickshelf.com if you wanna see just the pics...
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 30, 2004, 11:51:37 pm
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/what_not_to_eat/lv11_03.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: an0n on January 31, 2004, 12:05:48 am
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/rape/dt22_28b.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: phreak on January 31, 2004, 12:09:32 am
disturbing :wtf:
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Post by: CP5670 on January 31, 2004, 12:15:54 am
That guy in the "what to eat" part is probably my favorite character in the whole thing. :D

I wonder what camera this guy used. I finished my Technic rocket launcher model a week ago (took over a year to finish; somewhat different than what I had originally planned, but it's my most complex model yet and I'm really proud of the result :D) and am looking to buy a good still-image digital camera to take pictures of this. I also have a Unitron cruiser, a Space Police 1 ship (both about 15" long) and a modified version of the 8094 mobile crane model, so it would be nice to be able to put good photos of all this stuff on the internet. My dad's camcorder cannot take good still pictures - its resolution is limited to 640x480 and images look very washed out - so I will need to get a new one. Maybe I can also create LDraw instructions at some point, if I can ever figure out how to use those programs. :p
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 12:22:17 am
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/transvestism/dt22_05b.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Knight Templar on January 31, 2004, 01:05:27 am
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 01:08:07 am
I was going to do that one, but wanted to see how long it would take someone else to get it

anyway
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/ex22_18.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Carl on January 31, 2004, 01:14:29 am
old and a half.
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Post by: Carl on January 31, 2004, 01:17:38 am
nice baby, though :lol:

(http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/jacobs_wives_compete/thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Gloriano on January 31, 2004, 02:25:52 am
:lol:
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Post by: Setekh on January 31, 2004, 03:29:42 am
That's awesome, I love that. :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Gortef on January 31, 2004, 06:04:36 am
Hahahahah :lol:
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: karajorma on January 31, 2004, 06:58:15 am
What's funny about the pic with the bear is the suprised look on its face :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Impurial on January 31, 2004, 09:08:25 am
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/how_long_to_hang_somebody/dt21_23a.jpg)

Fricken' Awesome (http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/how_long_to_hang_somebody/dt21_23a.html) :lol:
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Liberator on January 31, 2004, 10:47:24 am
Um, the guy behind it is supposed to be naked.:shaking:
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Post by: Corhellion on January 31, 2004, 01:55:48 pm
ya think?
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Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 02:07:54 pm
I just love the evil looking expression on the guys face, while the bear looks like it's just want's to get away from em

and there's the ones on tolorence were they show the people being forbid from entering the temple back in old time, then in the next slide the people are in future cloths and the temple gaurds are packing big guns and stuff with the caption reading "never let them in"
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 02:11:31 pm
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/racial%20tolerance/dt23_03a.jpg)
'No Ammonite or Moabite may be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.'

(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/racial%20tolerance/dt23_03b.jpg)
'And none of their descendants, even after ten generations, shall ever be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.'

don't know why I find  that one so funny
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Post by: aldo_14 on January 31, 2004, 02:12:52 pm
Lookalikey?

(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/ex22_18.jpg)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/films/2002/11/lord_of_the_rings_1_235.jpg)
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: CP5670 on January 31, 2004, 02:16:56 pm
The really funny thing is that I recognize where most of those minifig heads are from. :D

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'And none of their descendants, even after ten generations, shall ever be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.'

don't know why I find that one so funny


Look at what the guards in that picture are wearing; they have Blacktron uniforms of all things. :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 02:21:40 pm
wasn't blacktron a white shirt with a black b on it or something
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Post by: Beowulf on January 31, 2004, 02:31:41 pm
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_flood/gn07_19p21.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: CP5670 on January 31, 2004, 02:39:30 pm
lol! :D :D

The baby has the witch head from that scary lab set. :D

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wasn't blacktron a white shirt with a black b on it or something


That was the second (future generation) one; I mean the old 1987 Blacktron guys. ( http://www.bricklink.com/ML/sp001.jpg )
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Beowulf on January 31, 2004, 02:45:06 pm
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_18a.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_24a.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_07.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_08.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_09.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv20_19.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_17.jpg)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv20_14b.jpg)

ROTFLMAO!!!
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Bobboau on January 31, 2004, 02:50:54 pm
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/sodom_and_gomorrah/gn19_05.jpg)

you know this brings up a good question, we all know what was going on in Sodom, but what did Gomorra do?
Title: Thanks!
Post by: Star Dragon on February 01, 2004, 09:45:10 am
I think I just learned some new positions... :yes:
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 01, 2004, 10:32:45 am
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Originally posted by Beowulf
*snipped for great justice*



That is SO wrong! :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: an0n on February 01, 2004, 10:52:08 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
you know this brings up a good question, we all know what was going on in Sodom, but what did Gomorra do?
Well, you know 'tubgirl'.............



I think Gomorra was more about violence and booze while Sodom was one big brothel. Not sure though.
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Post by: karajorma on February 02, 2004, 04:38:48 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
you know this brings up a good question, we all know what was going on in Sodom, but what did Gomorra do?


Fisting.

Apparently the bible bashers don't like to tell people that cause they're worried about giving people ideas :D
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: an0n on February 02, 2004, 06:21:21 am
*researches*

I was pretty much right with the 'violence' thing.

Sodom and Gomorra were basically bastards to everyone around them. They 'raped' everything near them and abused the hell out of all their neighbours. So when Lot had two angels staying in his home a bunch of guys came to the house and were all "We wanna rape the visitors". So the Angels were all "Haha. **** you" blinded everyone and destroyed the city.

Most people interpret this as an anti-homo story, but 'rape' is used in the 'rape and pillage' sense meaning they wanted to screw them over and take their stuff.

So while God was pissed at the general stench of sin coming from the cities, when he finally got around to laying waste to them it was because every last man, woman and child in the cities was so corrupt, violent and generally sinful that he just couldn't ignore it anymore.

Or condensed: It wasn't just the massive amount of sinful sex going on, it was everything about the two cities that caused God to smite them. After all the crap that got up to Heaven about the cummings and goings in Sodom and Gomorra, God decided he needed some accurate reports on what the hell was happening. He found that everyone deserved to die, so he killed them.

One-liner: They were burned to death for being bastards.
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Post by: HotSnoJ on February 02, 2004, 06:56:55 am
Well said an0n! Couldn't have said it better myself. *claps*
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Post by: Martinus on February 02, 2004, 11:24:43 am
BARTLEBY
Then don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste like Sodom and Gomorrah. Now that was something.

LOKI
Oh yeah, for you maybe. You got to stand there and read. I had to do all the work.

BARTLEBY
What work? You lit a few fires.

LOKI
I rained down sulfur, man. There's a subtle difference.

BARTLEBY
Sure.

LOKI
Are you kidding me? Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: 01010 on February 02, 2004, 01:08:35 pm
Ha ha. Dogma.

"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet"

"Tell me something I don't know"

"When you do it, you think about guys"
Title: Re: Thanks!
Post by: Beowulf on February 02, 2004, 09:19:41 pm
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Originally posted by Star Dragon
I think I just learned some new positions... :yes:


:thepimp:
Title: Oh My God!!!!!!
Post by: Thorn on February 03, 2004, 12:41:14 pm
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Originally posted by 01010
Ha ha. Dogma.

"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet"

"Tell me something I don't know"

"When you do it, you think about guys"

"No tickets."