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Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kane544 on February 10, 2004, 09:52:13 am: So what do you people think happened to Admiral Bosh after he was taken by the Shivans?:eek: :eek:
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Unknown Target on February 10, 2004, 09:55:33 am: Ok, wow.
Just.
Wow.

This has been done to death so many times, I'm just gonna wait for some bored senior member to come in here and continue it.

Just wow.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 10, 2004, 10:02:39 am: This thread = :no:
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Janos on February 10, 2004, 10:10:02 am: :lol:

He [insert any weird theory about how Shivans are actually the good guys or Bosch signed a peace treaty or something you might use in your campaign introducing A NEW SPECIES!!!1] and then he [repeat].
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 10, 2004, 10:11:01 am: ... woke up on the NTF Iceni. Mr T said...
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: aldo_14 on February 10, 2004, 10:23:38 am: "AH PITY THE FHOOL!"
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Zarax on February 10, 2004, 10:34:00 am: Wait for Rise of GCA and you will know
Seriously, only Volition team may answer your question...
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 10, 2004, 10:40:13 am: Way to kill the thread, Zarax
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: karajorma on February 10, 2004, 11:11:02 am: Let the newbies have their fun. I don't think there's actually been a thread specifically about this for a while :D
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Zarax on February 10, 2004, 11:21:14 am: Well, these theories are something campaign designers would really like...
BTW, is there any (made) campaign that deals with that specific topic?
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: karajorma on February 10, 2004, 11:34:09 am: MG isn't complete but the background explains exactly what was going on with Bosch from out point of view.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Zarax on February 10, 2004, 11:40:58 am: Yes, you got a pretty original project
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Unknown Target on February 10, 2004, 12:13:33 pm: Hmph! :D
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Hippo on February 10, 2004, 02:02:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target

This has been done to death so many times, I'm just gonna wait for some bored senior member to come in here and continue it.

You aren't senior enough? I belive anyone over roughly a year is considered senior... Though, Shrike told me on the day before the VBB died, "Seniority is ranked more by how dedicated to the forum you are, and your actions, not your join date or posts."

and here's a list of threads which contained "What happened to bosch"
http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=33821&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 10, 2004, 02:58:11 pm: By that logic, some people are destined to remain eternal n00bies
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Hippo on February 10, 2004, 03:04:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
By that logic, some people are destined to remain eternal n00bies

Not my problem :D ;)
Title: Re: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Beowulf on February 10, 2004, 03:11:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kane544
So what do you people think happened to Admiral Bosh after he was taken by the Shivans?:eek: :eek:

Duh. :rolleyes:

Used their advanced technology to start Bosch Breweries. ;7

Pass me a Bosch, would ya?
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: IceFire on February 10, 2004, 03:35:59 pm: How do you think they make Bosch beer? Seriously now? The whole war thing was a misunderstanding..the Shivans needed the location where the Capella star was to build a new brewery and you need to make the beer out of something!! :D
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Beowulf on February 10, 2004, 03:37:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by IceFire
How do you think they make Bosch beer? Seriously now? The whole war thing was a misunderstanding..the Shivans needed the location where the Capella star was to build a new brewery and you need to make the beer out of something!! :D

:nod:

Where do you think they got the motto "Taste the Stars" from? :ha:
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Hippo on February 10, 2004, 03:37:49 pm: where's stryke9's theory about the terran/shivan wars?

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Stryke 9 said:

Nah, I think this proves my theory that the Sathani are Shivan trailer homes. See, they really just wanted to make friends with the Terrans this whole time, but due to an unfortunate culture gap and some preliminary spy reports collected durign the Terran-Vasudan war, the Shivans figured our primary method of communication involved focusing high-density plasma charges into each other. Thus, Lucifer scout fleet showed up and transmitted the message "We come in peace", wiping out all nearby. Hurt and confused at the Terrans' and Vasudans' panicked flight, they followed the GTA fleet to Vasuda Prime. Knowing an important populated planet when they saw one, what subsequently ensued was the equivalent of thousands of years of Shivan history, science, and literature broken up into several easy-to-understand blasts... Thirty years later, the Shivans spot Terrans in their nebula. Curious as to what happened to their peace delegation, they accost the first fleet they see and bombard them with questions. The Terrans return fire, and, overjoyed that contact has finally been made, the Shivans mobilize their colony ships, ordering them to set up a permanent base around the nearest Terran star where Shivans and Terrans (and Vasudans, who the Shivans assumed were just more Terrans) could trade, communicate, and live in harmony. Up to the death of the Colossus, the Shivans maintained their good intentions, though they had to admit that maintaining good relations with the Terrans seemed to be getting an awful lot of them killed. It was only when the Terrans sealed off the first Capella jump node that the Shivans guessed that something was amiss. Slowly the idea formed that maybe we WEREN'T friendly, after all. Hurt by this possible breach of trust, the Shivans sent out one last delegate, headed on what they last knew as a route to the Sol system and the capitol of Terran government, housed in a Cain class executive transport. When diplomatic talks opened up prematurely and destroyed the Cain and the diplomat before a meeting, let alone consensus, could be achieved. Shocked and disgusted by the treachery of the Terrans, the Sathanas fleet blew up the Capella star in the universal signal for "farewell", which they hoped would eventually reach the remaining Terrans in other systems, and returned home, never to be seen by Terrans again.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Zarax on February 10, 2004, 04:14:12 pm: :lol:
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: neo_hermes on February 10, 2004, 04:37:09 pm: ....scary....
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Goober5000 on February 10, 2004, 08:47:10 pm: :lol: Indeed. That was a large chunk of the inspiration for DEM. ;)
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Knight Templar on February 10, 2004, 09:14:43 pm: Man- (Shivan?) handled and raped at gunpoint.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: neo_hermes on February 10, 2004, 10:53:49 pm: That's a little...
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Beowulf on February 10, 2004, 10:54:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Man- (Shivan?) handled and raped at gunpoint.

Gunpoint? Pincer point! ;7
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Knight Templar on February 11, 2004, 12:33:36 am: Well if you want to get technical, it'd be beam point...
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kane544 on February 11, 2004, 10:00:25 am: Alright just who came up with the idea for Bosh beer anyway because i've never heard anything about it? *Sheesh*

What is it with you guys and Bosh Beer anyway
*Goes and kills Bosh and destroys all the Bosh Beer*
;)
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Lightspeed on February 11, 2004, 10:13:48 am: #1: Its Bosch

#2: He will have disappeared for quite some time, and will then return with a kickass shivan armada, beating the hell outta the GTVA, eliminating every human and vasudan outside Sol.

Muahaha ;7
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Unknown Target on February 11, 2004, 10:16:03 am: Kane: It's an inside community joke, made a long time ago by Max Sterling ;)
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 11, 2004, 12:04:13 pm: (http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Trades/Bosch.jpg)

After a hard day leading these stupid cattle, nothing refreshes like a Bosch Beer!

Bosch Beer! Admiral Bosch drinks it... so should you![/b]

Or something like that...[/color]
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kode on February 11, 2004, 12:12:33 pm: didn't he also travel time to start a refridgerator company, so people in the future could enjoy a good cold beer after that hard days work?
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Zarax on February 11, 2004, 12:23:59 pm: Just place it outside the nearest window for 5 seconds, at an average temperature of over -100 celsius you don't need any refrigerator....
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Su-tehp on February 11, 2004, 02:08:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
(http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Trades/Bosch.jpg)

After a hard day leading these stupid cattle, nothing refreshes like a Bosch Beer!

Bosch Beer! Admiral Bosch drinks it... so should you!

Or something like that...[/color] [/B]

How about this for a slogan:

Bosch! You fought against the genocidal admiral, now drink the beer! :D
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kane544 on February 11, 2004, 02:20:12 pm: I have a better idea How about I just smash all that beer.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: diamondgeezer on February 11, 2004, 02:55:24 pm: Hate to sound all confrontational here but what's your problem?
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: neo_hermes on February 11, 2004, 03:14:56 pm: mmmmm bosch beer makes you want to take over the GTVA
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kane544 on February 11, 2004, 05:05:48 pm: and not just smash the beer but destory all the breweres with a sathanas
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Lightspeed on February 11, 2004, 05:31:02 pm: Hey hey... Sathanii are my little toys. ;7
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: neo_hermes on February 11, 2004, 05:46:02 pm: :wtf:
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Unknown Target on February 11, 2004, 06:11:29 pm: Kane, lol, you end everyone of your posts with you killing something :p
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: redsniper on February 12, 2004, 07:56:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Lightspeed
Hey hey... Sathanii are my little toys. ;7

Oh yeah? I drive a Sath to school every day. (well, it's more like I walk from one end of it to the other, since it's so big...)
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kane544 on February 13, 2004, 09:50:19 am: Yeah right!!! The Sathanas is my little toy and i would blow you guys away with it if i had the chance.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Unknown Target on February 13, 2004, 09:53:40 am: Kane, uhhh....:wtf:?
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: kode on February 13, 2004, 10:08:41 am: no matter how amusing the delusions you guys have are, it gets old pretty darn quickly.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Lightspeed on February 13, 2004, 11:09:03 am: @redsniper: Ohhh you're one of those little buggers that tried to take our transport some years back? :D
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: redsniper on February 13, 2004, 04:47:33 pm: [totally faking]I don't know what you're talking about. :nervous: [/fake]
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: ionia23 on February 23, 2004, 02:15:42 pm: :rolleyes:

Okay, fine. Yet another Bosch post.

Bosch was abducted by the Shivans as everyone knows, and now enjoys a quiet desk-career at THQ turning out innovative video games based on Britney Spears. And what a hit it turned out to be.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: TrashMan on February 23, 2004, 02:29:49 pm: Bosch Beer! It will wake the madman in you!

* bosch Brewery is not responsible for chocking due to larger star chunks still found in the beer*
*In a case of nausea after drinking large quantities of beer, plese visit your local Shivan*
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: AlGore on February 24, 2004, 10:24:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ionia23
innovative video games based on Britney Spears.

Now wait just a goll danged minute! THERE WERE BRITNEY SPEARS GAMES?!?!? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!
dang, I start college and I miss out on all the good stuff.

I need some Bosch beer now...
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: Carl on February 26, 2004, 06:14:19 pm: just britney spears' dance beat and sequel. i doubt you missed anything.
Title: Admiral Bosh
Post by: neo_hermes on February 26, 2004, 06:33:37 pm: Fear britney for she loves the souls of young adolescent boys.