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Title: Heehee.....
Post by: aldo_14 on February 13, 2004, 01:58:01 pm
I really hope this is a true story......

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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.


Pinched off a uni newsgroup
Title: Heehee.....
Post by: kasperl on February 13, 2004, 02:01:09 pm
god, that ought to scare someone to death.

on the other hand, if your brains were peeling out, i doubt you could just stuff them back in with your hands.
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Post by: Rictor on February 13, 2004, 02:10:16 pm
Heard about this a while ago. Must have scared the crap out of her. I must say, I'de probably do the same thing in her position. :D:D
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 13, 2004, 02:21:35 pm
Reminds me of Bronson's dying words in SS2 somehow.
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Post by: an0n on February 13, 2004, 02:23:03 pm
Dumb *****.
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Post by: Corsair on February 13, 2004, 02:33:26 pm
:lol:
Some people are just too stupid...

If only Darwinism applied to humanity too.
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Post by: Martinus on February 13, 2004, 02:37:49 pm
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Originally posted by kasperl
god, that ought to scare someone to death.

on the other hand, if your brains were peeling out, i doubt you could just stuff them back in with your hands.

[color=66ff00]Works a treat actually, never seen Bad Taste by Peter Jackson? ;)
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Post by: J3Vr6 on February 13, 2004, 02:40:12 pm
It's BS.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/biscuithostage.htm
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Post by: magatsu1 on February 13, 2004, 03:10:47 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Works a treat actually, never seen Bad Taste by Peter Jackson? ;)
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that was my first thought! That guy cracks his head open and starts stuffing his brains back in!!
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 13, 2004, 03:14:30 pm
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Originally posted by J3Vr6
It's BS.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/biscuithostage.htm


Shame.

just for once I'd like something this daft to be true.
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Post by: phreak on February 13, 2004, 03:15:06 pm
they actually proved the science behind this on the discovery channel a bit back.  When those rolls of bread dough get heated up the backing process starts and produces CO2 which explodes the package.  It took about an hour for the package to explode.  Since there was no evidence this actually happened, they dismissed it as false (but it was replicated and it could happen)
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Post by: diamondgeezer on February 13, 2004, 03:31:04 pm
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Originally posted by magatsu1
that was my first thought! That guy cracks his head open and starts stuffing his brains back in!!

:nod:

IIRC, he then stuffs in some of the alien's brain for good measure
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Post by: kasperl on February 14, 2004, 02:23:35 am
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Originally posted by PhReAk
they actually proved the science behind this on the discovery channel a bit back.  When those rolls of bread dough get heated up the backing process starts and produces CO2 which explodes the package.  It took about an hour for the package to explode.  Since there was no evidence this actually happened, they dismissed it as false (but it was replicated and it could happen)


i can vouch for that. we had one of those rolls laying in a drawer, because my mom didn't read the "put in the fridge"  part. we all jumped up when the damn thing exploded while we were having breakfast.
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Post by: CP5670 on February 14, 2004, 02:40:00 am
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The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.


This was the funniest part of the whole thing... :D
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 14, 2004, 10:26:15 am
BRRRRAAAAINZZZZ!!!!!!
:nervous:
...uuh...sorry....
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 14, 2004, 11:36:28 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Dumb *****.


:yes:
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Post by: Carl on February 14, 2004, 01:29:38 pm
yeah, uh, why didn't she notice that there was no pain?
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 14, 2004, 01:38:45 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
yeah, uh, why didn't she notice that there was no pain?


Well, bear in mind that you can't feel anything in your brain (no nerve cells), plus the body tends - IIRC - to shut down nerve cells in the event of extreme pain.

anyways, if you thought your brains were hanging out, you wouldn;t be thinking rationally anyways....... not that it matters, as this never happened.  bah.