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Title: This is why I don't play rugby.......
Post by: aldo_14 on February 17, 2004, 09:15:36 am: http://www.sportal.com.au/league.asp?i=news&id=9703

:eek:
:yes:
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Post by: Setekh on February 17, 2004, 09:18:24 am: Yeah, I was watching the matches when those things happened, actually. Definitely deserves a hearty amount of :wtf:, liberal sprinklings of :doubt:, and a :shaking: for good measure.
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Post by: Setekh on February 17, 2004, 09:19:33 am: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
:eek:
:yes:

We didn't need that illustration, btw, but thanks. :lol:
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Post by: Nico on February 17, 2004, 10:27:20 am: (http://www.jeuxvideo.nu/forum/images/smiles/icon_ptdr.gif)

Then again, Aldo, you play football, and I've seen many dudes being kicked in the... wrong balls, not much better :p
that's why I don't do sports :p
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 17, 2004, 11:37:08 am: What the hell did that guy expect to find in there?
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Post by: diamondgeezer on February 17, 2004, 11:49:38 am: Poo, I'd imagine
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Post by: 01010 on February 17, 2004, 12:14:17 pm: It's not an uncommon practice in rugby to shove ones finger up the opponents arsehole apparently.

Shows the private school ancestry of the game rather well I think.
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Post by: Fineus on February 17, 2004, 12:16:01 pm: This might shock you, but not all products of private school are given to shoving fingers up their friends asses. Sorry if that ruins anything for you :)
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Post by: 01010 on February 17, 2004, 12:22:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
This might shock you, but not all products of private school are given to shoving fingers up their friends asses. Sorry if that ruins anything for you :)

I wasn't implying all of you do, maybe just some of you.

;)
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Post by: Fineus on February 17, 2004, 12:25:37 pm: I must have gone to the wrong (or is that right?) school then!
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Post by: Martinus on February 17, 2004, 12:30:01 pm: [color=66ff00]A probe should be done on all this rugby business.

Ahem.
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Post by: 01010 on February 17, 2004, 12:46:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
I must have gone to the wrong (or is that right?) school then!

Well that all depends on your enjoyment of such activities. :)
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 17, 2004, 12:54:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]A probe should be done on all this rugby business.

Ahem.
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boom-ba-da-boom-boom-tish!
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Post by: Fineus on February 17, 2004, 12:56:03 pm: Well played ;) Trust Maeglamor to get to the bottom of things...
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Post by: phreak on February 17, 2004, 02:05:09 pm: Well at least he didn't kill someone like OJ
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Post by: vyper on February 17, 2004, 02:13:35 pm: Well thats been arsed-up
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Post by: Carl on February 17, 2004, 02:41:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Well played ;) Trust Maeglamor to get to the bottom of things...

:ick:
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Post by: Beowulf on February 17, 2004, 04:41:19 pm: I love Rugby and love to play it, but this is just... bizarre. Never ran into this on the field, thankfully... :ick:
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Post by: Nico on February 17, 2004, 04:44:51 pm: well, being poked is already bad, but running into it, huh!
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Post by: Beowulf on February 17, 2004, 05:05:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nico
well, being poked is already bad, but running into it, huh!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:ick:
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Post by: Martinus on February 17, 2004, 06:05:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Well played ;) Trust Maeglamor to get to the bottom of things...

[color=66ff00]Couldn't help it. I saw an opening, I leapt in.

Wooo, I'm on a roll tonight.
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Post by: Fineus on February 17, 2004, 06:14:13 pm: If you ask me, leaping in is fine. There's no need to feel around the rim of things when you want to drive hard into the depth of the matter.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 17, 2004, 06:17:10 pm: [color=cc9900]There's such a thing as crossing the line (they do a lot of that in rugby, too).[/color]
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Post by: Martinus on February 17, 2004, 07:13:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]There's such a thing as crossing the line (they do a lot of that in rugby, too).[/color]

[color=66ff00]What's with all the hoopla?
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Post by: Corsair on February 17, 2004, 07:20:04 pm: These jokes smell like ass.

*runs*
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Post by: Martinus on February 17, 2004, 07:21:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Corsair
These jokes smell like ass.

*runs*

[color=66ff00]Are you some kind of ring leader?
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Post by: Corsair on February 17, 2004, 07:23:10 pm: No, I usually like to keep a low profile.
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Post by: Nico on February 18, 2004, 02:13:11 am: You're right, staying in a small, dark corner is always better.
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Post by: Setekh on February 18, 2004, 02:41:26 am: *backs away from entire thread* :ick: :p
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Post by: Flipside on February 18, 2004, 02:50:52 am: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Couldn't help it. I saw an opening, I leapt in.

Wooo, I'm on a roll tonight.
[/color]

That was his excuse too ;)
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Post by: Fineus on February 18, 2004, 03:53:00 am: This hole thing is just one big mess.
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Post by: Setekh on February 18, 2004, 04:03:19 am: "Shut up! Make it stop! Shuu-uhhht up!" - Church
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 18, 2004, 07:56:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
"Shut up! Make it stop! Shuu-uhhht up!" - Church

Well, it'd have been a good way to block the finger.
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Post by: Martinus on February 18, 2004, 08:01:21 am: [color=66ff00]I think Setekh's senses are being [/color] [color=66ff90]ass[/color][color=66ff00]aulted.

Well I guess I am making an[/color] [color=66ff90]ass[/color][color=66ff00]umption [/color] [color=66ff90]but[/color][color=66ff00] it's fair to say I'm not far wrong.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 08:08:22 am: [color=cc9900]Well, this thread has gone royally balls-up, hasn't it?

No wait, it hasn't. Wrong end.[/color]
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Post by: Gloriano on February 18, 2004, 08:14:09 am: Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
*backs away from entire thread* :ick: :p
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Post by: Thorn on February 18, 2004, 12:30:55 pm: And I thought Steve Moore's hit on Markus Naslund (http://nhl.com/onthefly/news/2004/02/203902.html) last night was bad.
Looks like rugby has hockey beat in terms of idiot players...
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 pm: Oh, come on. You've got a game where a bunch of big, sweaty men roll around on each other in the mud, and after it all they all go and get naked and sweaty together in a steamy locker room and do Christ knows what. What'd you expect?

Besides, suddenly taking your enemy from behind has a long, proud history in sport and military.
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Post by: Beowulf on February 18, 2004, 12:40:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Oh, come on. You've got a game where a bunch of big, sweaty men roll around on each other in the mud, and after it all they all go and get naked and sweaty together in a steamy locker room and do Christ knows what. And you're giggling about a little semisodomy on the field. Feel lucky they don't break out the goddamn whipped cream right there.

Besides, suddenly taking your enemy from behind has a long, proud history in sport and military.

Naw. Forget the gay shower ritual praticed by other, lesser, sports. We just drink!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 18, 2004, 12:41:52 pm: Well, yeah, but I had to have some kind of wind-up to make up for my bad "taken from behind" pun delivery.