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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Martinus on February 18, 2004, 08:29:03 am

Title: Hit me baby one more time.
Post by: Martinus on February 18, 2004, 08:29:03 am
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Linky (//www.flamjam.com/spank/)

152MPH
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Post by: karajorma on February 18, 2004, 08:49:33 am
271 MPH on my second try :D

EDIT with some practice I managed 362 MPH :D (Well 360 something. I think it was 2) :)
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Post by: Rictor on February 18, 2004, 08:54:11 am
471
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Post by: J3Vr6 on February 18, 2004, 08:54:49 am
Wow, 290!
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Post by: Stunaep on February 18, 2004, 08:55:41 am
*hits maeglamor*

315 mph on first try
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Post by: Martinus on February 18, 2004, 08:58:02 am
[color=66ff00]Nice one rictor.

419 is my current best.
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Post by: Gloriano on February 18, 2004, 09:02:51 am
291MPH  in first time

edit 421Mph;)
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Post by: karajorma on February 18, 2004, 09:04:12 am
387! Still can't beat Rictor yet though.
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Post by: Gloriano on February 18, 2004, 09:06:01 am
oh.... I just got 811MHP
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 09:09:49 am
[color=cc9900]52mph - this isn't the best game to play with a cordless optical trackball. That's all of three slows rolled into one.

HiG, screenshot next time please.[/color]
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Post by: Carl on February 18, 2004, 09:38:36 am
it's all a case of turning your cursor speed and acceleration to maximum.

something else so old it was on the VBB.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 10:00:35 am
[color=cc9900]Yeah, but the thing is, if you spin this thing too fast it reads as if you're turning it slowly in the other direction for a while, until it speeds off in the right one. Which confuses the flash game.[/color]
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Post by: Sandwich on February 18, 2004, 10:07:23 am
Y'all are lame.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 10:16:46 am
[color=cc9900]Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business.[/color]
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Post by: Unknown Target on February 18, 2004, 10:18:41 am
390 :)
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Post by: karajorma on February 18, 2004, 11:33:57 am
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Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]HiG, screenshot next time please.[/color]


Would you believe him even if he did have one? That sort of thing must be painfully easy to photoshop.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 11:42:41 am
[color=cc9900]Painfully easy, yes, but HIG might have to get someone else to unwittingly do it for him.[/color]
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Post by: kasperl on February 18, 2004, 11:55:27 am
well, HIG is skilled at polishing away autographs on art, so faking this can;t be hard.
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Post by: Gloriano on February 18, 2004, 01:02:49 pm
good hand reflecks (and Lot diffrent hand training like boxing
(I training lot boxing and other hand training I Got very good hand reflecks
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Post by: Thorn on February 18, 2004, 01:04:34 pm
I used to have a screenshot with some ridiculous score like 2000 or something...
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 01:15:24 pm
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
good hand reflecks (and Lot diffrent hand training like boxing
(I training lot boxing and other hand training I Got very good hand reflecks

[color=cc9900]1. It's "reflexes", not "reflecks".
2. This game has nothing to do with reflexes, as there is no timing or response element to it. It's simple speed of mouse movement.
3. It's not a good idea to boast when everyone hates you.[/color]
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Post by: Thorn on February 18, 2004, 01:20:34 pm
I think if you pull the mouse to the left of the frame, then down below it, across to the right back up and then back into the frame it'll snap across at some ridiculous speed.
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Post by: CP5670 on February 18, 2004, 01:32:59 pm
There is a way to cheat in this and get a 600+ score almost every time. :D
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Post by: Taristin on February 18, 2004, 01:52:21 pm
Crappy cordless optical mouse. If I go faster than 150 the pointer just stutters... :hopping:

Edit: Ok, I'm cheating, but when I click the hand and drag my mouse off the image, and bring it about the other side of the monkey and bring it back into the screen I got a hi score of 341...
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Post by: diamondgeezer on February 18, 2004, 02:05:19 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
something else so old it was on the VBB.

Just what I was going to say
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Post by: Beowulf on February 18, 2004, 02:06:31 pm
(http://ox.wit.edu/~nobless/spanky2.jpg)

;7 :D :thepimp:
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Post by: Martinus on February 18, 2004, 02:57:16 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
something else so old it was on the VBB.

[color=66ff00]In which case the thread title is doubly accurate. ;)
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Post by: Unknown Target on February 18, 2004, 03:04:58 pm
747! :D
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Post by: Darkage on February 18, 2004, 03:54:43 pm
I lost my screenshot i spanked it real good:D


Damn i need to spank it harder then 456mph.
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Post by: Thorn on February 18, 2004, 03:56:32 pm
I dont want to think about that man...
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Post by: Rampage on February 18, 2004, 06:48:08 pm
Huh?  You people are - grotesque... :wtf:
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Post by: Corsair on February 18, 2004, 07:00:41 pm
398...using my laptop button mouse thingy.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 18, 2004, 07:12:32 pm
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Originally posted by Rampage
Huh?  You people are - grotesque... :wtf:

[color=cc9900]Took you a while.[/color]
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 18, 2004, 07:51:38 pm
(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/higsucks.JPG)
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Post by: Corsair on February 18, 2004, 09:02:05 pm
Wow. That must be an alltime low.
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Post by: Setekh on February 18, 2004, 11:36:12 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
something else so old it was on the VBB.


:yes:
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Post by: Zeronet on February 19, 2004, 12:41:48 am
433 wus my best without cheating or anything.
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Post by: Gloriano on February 19, 2004, 10:18:55 am
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Originally posted by Odyssey

[color=cc9900]1. It's "reflexes", not "reflecks".
2. This game has nothing to do with reflexes, as there is no timing or response element to it. It's simple speed of mouse movement.
3. It's not a good idea to boast when everyone hates you.[/color]



1.Whatever

2.whatever

3. mhh.. why I'am still here cos few peoples PM'd asked me stay here.and  Because I'am not loser who hide after this kind thing happens

Thanks to ( IceSpeed and Setekh) I'am not gonna leave
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Post by: TopAce on February 19, 2004, 10:20:50 am
I believe I am not elite with 260 ... :)

My best is 312 now.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 19, 2004, 11:00:53 am
[color=cc9900]Whatever, HIG.[/color]
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 19, 2004, 12:58:03 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
Wow. That must be an alltime low.


I couldn't get much slower.
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Post by: an0n on February 19, 2004, 01:37:10 pm
Pfff. I got 52 waaaaay back.

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/monkeai.jpg)

And I'm reasonably sure that's the lowest detection threshold.
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Post by: Odyssey on February 19, 2004, 02:56:22 pm
[color=cc9900]It is, and there's quite a large band in which you can get it, as evidenced by me being unable to get anything else for half the time I was playing the game.[/color]
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Post by: TrashMan on February 19, 2004, 03:30:05 pm
Give my 5 minutes and photoshop and I'll spank it at 999999999 Miles per hour....
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Post by: Carl on February 19, 2004, 04:06:33 pm
i can't get it below 54.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 19, 2004, 04:07:34 pm
Wait... not only is HIG not banned, but someone actually asked him to stay?

Obviously there are more people we can verbally lynch here. I want a full list of names, and ideally information on where their children go to school. NOW.


Anyway. I'm not so sure about anything over 50 MPH. Seems like the friction would leave some pretty nasty burn marks on your... oh, wait, we're talking about that stupid flash "game" again.
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Post by: Martinus on February 19, 2004, 04:13:32 pm
[color=66ff00]Stryke 9: He's on fire!

...and no we're not talking about the flash game. ;)
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Post by: Corsair on February 19, 2004, 05:18:12 pm
889. And who cares that it's a flash game. It's fun!
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Post by: Setekh on February 19, 2004, 11:02:14 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Wait... not only is HIG not banned, but someone actually asked him to stay?


Two words for you, Stryke. Restricted access. Meanwhile, be wise and just drop the topic.