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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Liberator on February 19, 2004, 12:39:45 am

Title: Quite funny
Post by: Liberator on February 19, 2004, 12:39:45 am

Thing to do as an evil overlord. (http://www.kemitix.uklinux.net/humor/overlord.php)

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Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to at least 1.45Mb in size so that it won't conveniently fit on a single diskette.

This is great!

Title: Quite funny
Post by: neo_hermes on February 19, 2004, 02:38:46 am

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I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

you know i would give all the guards a key that would release a wall of spikes in the cell they attempted to open. Plus there would then be a gas that would shoot into the cell so that person couldn't escape.

Title: Quite funny
Post by: kasperl on February 19, 2004, 05:00:36 am

old, really, really, old.

still great fun though.

Title: Quite funny
Post by: Singh on February 19, 2004, 05:12:03 am

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Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access and, of course, free e-mail!

ROFL! That's funny!
Yet quite scary :nervous:

Title: Quite funny
Post by: HotSnoJ on February 19, 2004, 11:58:21 am

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Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access and, of course, free e-mail!

FREE INTERNET!!! W00t^n

Title: Quite funny
Post by: Martinus on February 19, 2004, 12:44:22 pm

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I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

[color=66ff00]Single best line in the whole thing. :lol:
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Title: Quite funny
Post by: Corsair on February 19, 2004, 05:30:33 pm

:lol:
I have super evil friends who would like this a lot...:drevil:

Title: Quite funny
Post by: karajorma on February 19, 2004, 06:02:55 pm

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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Single best line in the whole thing. :lol:
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I disagree. That distinction has to go to

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One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

Title: Quite funny
Post by: Beowulf on February 19, 2004, 06:45:46 pm

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Originally posted by kasperl
old, really, really, old.

still great fun though.

old. old. old.

and umm... old.

Yeah. really really really old.

Very old.

Depressingly old.

Floppy disk old.

Like, REAL floppy disk old.

Pre-everything old.

Hell-even-I-remember-that-old.

But still somewhat funny on some level old. :yes:

What-level-I'm-not-sure old.