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Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Splinter on March 06, 2004, 04:11:22 pm
OMG! http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~avaselaa/COBRA.mpeg

:lol: ;7 :lol: :cool:

30 MB MPG
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: phreak on March 06, 2004, 04:19:25 pm
ill take one.  no one will cut me off on the highway and live to tell about it
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 06, 2004, 04:22:15 pm
If it's not the Canyonero then I'm not interested.
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Havock on March 06, 2004, 04:29:25 pm
must....have.... need it.....
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 06, 2004, 06:37:56 pm
This is that security guncar, isn't it? Seen it.


Me, I want something with actual proper armor. Sure, having a little machine gun in the backseat's nice, but you never know when the neighbors might get one too, and then you're ****ed. Rule of thumb, if it can't take a house like most cars take a speed bump, it needs more armor. And maybe a bigger gun, to facilitate taking said houses from a distance.
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: aldo_14 on March 06, 2004, 06:43:42 pm
So.....a tank with a rocket engine strapped to the back, then?
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Drew on March 06, 2004, 06:58:09 pm
thats a kewl sounding gun
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Unknown Target on March 06, 2004, 07:23:06 pm
Gimme.....NOW!
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Turnsky on March 06, 2004, 07:25:11 pm
just the thing to use against tailgaters
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Stealth on March 06, 2004, 07:30:58 pm
yeah imaging busting that thing out on the highway

or when you get pulled over, open the roof up, bring up the gun, and turn the barrel toward the state trooper's car behind you :cool:
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Splinter on March 07, 2004, 05:15:01 am
gives a whole new meaning to "drive by shooting" :lol:
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: diamondgeezer on March 07, 2004, 05:19:21 am
I'd pay money to see you try that, Stealth

Stryke, if you're in the market for an armoured Cherokee or summat, you wanna try the dealers in Bogota. If you're anybody down there then you're probably worth killing to someone, so you have to buy yourself something substantial to keep out the bullets :nod:
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 07, 2004, 05:26:10 am
DG: There's plenty of armored cars here that are perfectly nice, albeit expensive as all hell. Paranoia is a favorite hobby of the rich and powerful, and in wealthy countries they can indulge it in incredibly effective ways. I've seen sedans for sale here that could take an anti-tank rocket and like it.

That said, they're not my style. I really am a big gun kinda guy, I just like to be able to handle theoretical return fire as well. And civilian-issue armored cars are clunky, their designs really weren't meant for the sort of reinforcement that goes in there.
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: diamondgeezer on March 07, 2004, 05:33:37 am
Ah, then you need to talk to the guys who make presidential limos and whatnot. Our PM's limo can suposedly take a direct missile hit and yet still run at 135mph :cool: Apparently, it's all about the suspension,which is true for tanks as well
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Grug on March 07, 2004, 06:38:56 am
OMG!

What the hell is wrong with people. lol

I fear the day when this comes standard... :shaking:
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Stealth on March 07, 2004, 09:23:54 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I'd pay money to see you try that, Stealth
 


i'm sure you would, but it would never happen :D
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Gortef on March 07, 2004, 10:59:11 am
Nice... definetly a hit during the rush hour :D
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Rictor on March 07, 2004, 11:42:31 am
What? No DVD player? Pfff, Puffy's Hummer has 7. Now what are my kids going to do during the ride to soccer practice?
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Havock on March 07, 2004, 02:53:06 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
What? No DVD player? Pfff, Puffy's Hummer has 7. Now what are my kids going to do during the ride to soccer practice?


you let em play with the gun of course.
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Corsair on March 07, 2004, 03:02:48 pm
....d'oh. I'm just thinking of what it would be like if I pulled up to school in that rig...:blah:
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Knight Templar on March 08, 2004, 12:43:16 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
If it's not the Canyonero then I'm not interested.


Was about to say the same.
Title: The *ULTIMATE* SUV
Post by: Bobboau on March 08, 2004, 12:46:15 pm
what was that...

12 feet long and two feet wide,
56 tons of American pride

something like that

here it is:

Quote
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!