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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Martinus on March 18, 2004, 12:09:53 pm
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[color=66ff00]It's been a while and i'm sure most have forgotten this little gem so I say to you all, strike fear into north america in all your primate rage!
Phear! (//www.furious-george.net)
Score: 4275
Name: Maeglamor
Crimes: 62
Wanted in: 8 states
Speciality: outstanding stupidity
Date: Thu Mar 18 09:53:37 2004
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"The monkey successfully patents life, then initiates a lawsuit against God for copyright infringement in Great Falls, Montana"
ROFL!!!
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Noooooo!!!!!
I was at like 3000 and I got an Internal Server Error.
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LOL It's still there!
Anon... you still have the magic touch I see ;)
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I'm just getting the server error right off...
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Awww, cool. It uses cookies. So it's started up again where it died.
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Grrr. I'm up to 5200 and it's died again.
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The monkey sells steroids to a bus full of Special Olympians in Glendive, Montana
I shouldn't but :lol:
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Score: 5695
Name: an0n
Crimes: 65
Wanted In: 14 states
Speciality: promotion of human misery
Time: Thu Mar 18 10:49:21 2004
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[q] 5695 an0n 65 14 states promotion of human misery Thu Mar 18 10:49:21 2004
5650 MattB 54 14 states promotion of human misery Thu Mar 18 10:59:04 2004[/q]
damnit!!
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Score: 4861
Name: Zuljin
Crimes: 66
Wanted in: 12 states
Speciality: contributing to the delinquency of minors
Time: Thu Mar 18 11:12:39 2004
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[color=66ff00]The monkey replaces the dolphin-safe tuna with cans of pure dolphin at a local supermarket in Beloit, Wisconsin.
The monkey repeatedly murders a small boy in South Park, Colorado.
ROFL this game kills me.
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]The monkey replaces the dolphin-safe tuna with cans of pure dolphin at a local supermarket in Beloit, Wisconsin.
ROFL this game kills me.
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it's hilarious :lol:
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6192 Drew 89 11 states contributing to the delinquency of minors Thu Mar 18 11:39:41 2004
muhhahah eat it *****
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6137 Genryu 60 15 states first-degree murder Thu Mar 18 14:18:09 2004
Here comes the psychopatic serial killer ;7
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]The monkey replaces the dolphin-safe tuna with cans of pure dolphin at a local supermarket in Beloit, Wisconsin.
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so that's what tasted different in my tuna.
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The monkey steals Christmas in Arkadelphia, Arkansas.
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Score: 2458
Name: Corsair
Crimes: 46
Wanted in: 3 states
Specialty: arson
Date: Thu Mar 18 16:19:04 2004
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Score:4197
Name: Corsair
Crimes:56
Wanted in: 7 states
Specialty: fraud
Date: Thu Mar 18 16:45:08 2004
This is fun.................... ;7
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I OWN YOU ALL! I just took first place!!
http://www.furious-george.net/cgi-bin/george/highscore.pl
Score: 6944
Crimes: 76
Wanted in: 17 States
Specialty: reckless endangerment
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"The monkey forces an ISP to install Windows NT in Napa, California."
that HORRABLE monkey!!
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I managed to do one in my home down
"The monkey opens a liquor store next to a high school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa"
[that was in my record setting run]
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I RULE YOU ALL!!!
Score: 7435
Name: Corhellion
Autrocities: 76
Wanted in: 18 states
Specialty: reckless endangerment
Date: Thu Mar 18 18:38:01 2004[/I][/U]
MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
Some funny autrocities The Monkey Commited:
-The monkey steals a skywriting plane and fills the sky with obscenities in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
-The monkey fills the candy machine with boxes of powerful laxative at a local center for the blind in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
-The monkey scares a horse to death in the Dean's office at a local college in Bakersfield, California. (I don't want to know why there was a horse in the Deans office to begin with...)
-The monkey proves beyond a doubt that nothing of any interest ever happened in Roswell, New Mexico.
So...Who wants to beat me? :D
(they like to delete stuff don't they...****tards....my hi-score is gone...:( )
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The monkey leads a pack of hungry wolves to a local day-care center in Gresham, Oregon.
The monkey gets extra points for committing a crime in a high-risk state.
The monkey has lingered too long in this state.
A heavily armed SWAT contingent bursts into his hideout.
Game Over.
Your final score is 592, painstakingly earned through 6 flagrant violations of U.S. law.
And Cor, I can't see your score :p
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CAUSE THE BASTARDS DELETED IT! ****TARDS!! ALL OF THEM! I GOT THAT SCORE FAIR AND SQUARE!
...assholes...
*Corhellion kills the Monkey with a thermal nuclear device disquised as a banana split somewhere near Nevada*
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BOO-YA!!! GOT IT AGAIN!!!
Score: 6667
Name: Corhellion
Atrocities: 63
Wanted in: 17 states
Specialty: racketeering
Date: Thu Mar 18 19:21:28 2004
This is hella easy!
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The monkey sets fire to a library in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Kazan'd love this one. :p
The monkey makes a large donation in Confederate currency to a local branch of the NAACP in Aberdeen, South Dakota.
This one's just wrong...:lol:
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I used to work at that library Snipes!!!
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so _thats_ how it burnt down
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The monkey brings a bag of pork rinds to a local synagogue picnic in Rock Springs, Wyoming.
That bad unkosher monkey! :lol:
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OH YA!!!
The monkey is currently driving a stolen Batmobile through New York.
I've got da Batmobile!
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Originally posted by Corhellion
-The monkey scares a horse to death in the Dean's office at a local college in Bakersfield, California. (I don't want to know why there was a horse in the Deans office to begin with...)
Someone needs to watch National Lampoons Animal House!
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The monkey is currently wanted for product tampering in Montana, reckless endangerment in South Dakota, racketeering in Oklahoma, vandalism in Colorado, felonious assault in Arkansas, product tampering in New Mexico, fraud in Wyoming, racketeering in Nebraska, first-degree murder in Nevada, smuggling illegal immigrants in Arizona, possession with intent to distribute in Utah, contributing to the delinquency of minors in Idaho, reckless endangerment in North Dakota, and counterfeiting in Minnesota.
The monkey drives his white Ford Bronco from North Dakota to Montana.
The monkey is pulled over by the Montana State Highway Patrol 29 miles from the North Dakota border and arrested for product tampering.
Game Over.
Your final score is 6435, painstakingly earned through 71 flagrant violations of U.S. law.
Score: 6435
Name: Corsair
Crimes: 71
Wanted in: 14 states
Specialty: outstanding stupidity
Date: Fri Mar 19 08:08:48 2004
damn you people. Now I'm addicted. And I want to watch Animal House...one of the best movies of all time. ;)