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Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2004, 11:11:27 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3550517.stm

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Flipside on March 19, 2004, 12:58:40 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmm.. another pre-election attack :(

Though I think in this case they may do better not looking for Al Quaida, and searching for Wun Bita Asshole instead ;)

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Taristin on March 19, 2004, 01:42:25 pm

Har Har.

Ayatolla Assahola is behind it and you know it.

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Corsair on March 19, 2004, 01:48:18 pm

The Chinese are behind it because they're plotting to invade with paratroopers but they want the entire government in disarray first so that there won't be a proper armed response.

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Flipside on March 19, 2004, 01:54:47 pm

Hehehehe, if China wanted to invade Taiwan, they'd just roll on in there, who going to argue?

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Corsair on March 19, 2004, 02:00:29 pm

The U.S. would. Not that we'd actually do anything about it but...

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Flipside on March 19, 2004, 02:06:25 pm

LOL Oh I'm sure everyone would shout very loud, but like Tibet really :(

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Corsair on March 19, 2004, 02:13:22 pm

We'd call an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council! :D

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Flipside on March 19, 2004, 02:14:59 pm

LOL You know when you are in civilization when every emergency requires a meeting :D
Trust me, I'm a council worker ;)

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: pyro-manic on March 19, 2004, 03:50:43 pm

At least he isn't dead. If the Chinese were behind it, I'd have thought they'd use an agent who could actually shoot straight. He 's going to have an awesome scar from that wound, though...

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Rictor on March 19, 2004, 03:56:27 pm

Chicks dig scars. Probably set it up himself to look tough :D:D

As I said in the other thread, I know next to nothing about Taiwanese politics, so I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: HotSnoJ on March 19, 2004, 04:18:05 pm

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Originally posted by Rictor
Chicks dig scars. Probably set it up himself to look tough :D:D

As I said in the other thread, I know next to nothing about Taiwanese politics, so I'll just keep my mouth shut.

No chicks dig rinestones. :p

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2004, 04:24:17 pm

Disco Stu seems to think so.

Homer too.

And who can argue with such esteemed personages?

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Knight Templar on March 20, 2004, 04:08:04 am

Troy McClure?

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: 01010 on March 20, 2004, 05:43:21 am

Damn that McClure and his fish fetishes.

Title: NEWS: Taiwan Leadership Almost Assasinated
Post by: Lonestar on March 20, 2004, 12:42:28 pm

ROFL, how this degraded into simpsons is beyond me but funny as hell.