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Title: Red Vs. Blue
Post by: adwight on March 21, 2004, 08:44:07 pm
Can somone give me a link for the very first Red vs. Blue?  I just watched the 12th one, but I can't find the first.
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Post by: redsniper on March 21, 2004, 10:03:46 pm
www.redvsblue.com ?
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Post by: adwight on March 21, 2004, 10:44:14 pm
I looked there, but I can't find like the very first episode.  That's what I'm lookin for.
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Post by: Mr Carrot on March 21, 2004, 11:39:17 pm
its a rolling archive they change the episodes on offer every few weeks.

Its to save bandwidth.
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Post by: Bobboau on March 22, 2004, 12:32:08 am
use kaza or something,
alright, they have there new eppisodes! looks like it's gona be a huge one, twice the size of the normal RvB
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Post by: Knight Templar on March 22, 2004, 01:57:59 am
Speaking of Halo.. who else thinks Cortana's voice is hot? ;7
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Post by: ChronoReverse on March 22, 2004, 01:59:47 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
use kaza or something,
alright, they have there new eppisodes! looks like it's gona be a huge one, twice the size of the normal RvB



Awesome!  Just when I needed the fix too XD
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Post by: Setekh on March 22, 2004, 02:04:20 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
use kaza or something,
alright, they have there new eppisodes! looks like it's gona be a huge one, twice the size of the normal RvB


Hey, you're right. *starts download* You know, I think I'm going to get a S1 DVD. I steal so much of their bandwidth, it'd be worth it. ;)
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Post by: Fineus on March 22, 2004, 04:01:40 am
Agreed, it's a brilliant little sketch - and some of the jokes are so stupid that they work...

Quote

1# Help! The jeep is kidnapping me!
2# Now he's taunting us! This is just embarassing.
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Post by: Setekh on March 22, 2004, 04:05:27 am
Newest ep was alright. Still leaves me wanting more. :D
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Post by: Roy fokker on March 22, 2004, 04:11:20 am
i watch it all the time you can get it from fileplanet as well
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Post by: Dark_4ce on March 22, 2004, 04:12:57 am
Man, I cant believe I missed this! Its great! :D
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Post by: Bobboau on March 22, 2004, 04:28:55 am
looks like the next epp is going to be great
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Post by: Setekh on March 22, 2004, 04:35:40 am
Yeah, more fighting. I'm glad they put some actual skirmishes (albeit comical RvB style) in S2. :D
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Post by: karajorma on March 22, 2004, 09:05:32 am
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Agreed, it's a brilliant little sketch - and some of the jokes are so stupid that they work...

 


I stil think my favourite is the bit where church is describing how Tex killed one of his squad mates.

"This doesn't seem phyically possible.. argh!" :lol:
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Post by: Bobboau on March 22, 2004, 11:38:20 am
mine is the one with the tank, actualy the two, were the tank shows up, then the one were it starts fireing; "son of a *****!"
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Post by: Dark_4ce on March 22, 2004, 04:01:45 pm
I think my favroite is the PSA #6. With all the robot landers, with one lifting its claw saying "Thats right, fear the claw *****!" Man thats good.

OR

In Episode 2 when sarge makes fun of griff calling the Warthog a puma and gives all those other names to it, the best one being;

"Hey Simmons, whats the name of that Mexican lizard, eats all the goats?"

"uuh, that would be the Chupacabra sir."

"Hey Griff! Chupa-thingy how about that? I like it! Got a ring to it..."
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Post by: Singh on March 22, 2004, 04:27:36 pm
ive been watching through and ROFLMAO is this FUNNY!!!!! :D

Cant wait for the next episode - looks like red is gonna kick @ss (most likely there own) ;)
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Post by: ZylonBane on March 22, 2004, 04:29:25 pm
I'd have to say the high point of S2 is the "surrender" scene.

"I'd just like to let everyone know... that I suck." etc...
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Post by: karajorma on March 22, 2004, 04:40:07 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
I'd have to say the high point of S2 is the "surrender" scene.


I have to agree with you there.

"We want your flag...."

"...wait just a second. Last time we got the flag the chick in the black armour showed up"

".. to stay right where it is."

:lol:

EDIT : Almost forgot

".. You're surrendering, you don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule"

"We've already got that!" :D
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Post by: Fineus on March 22, 2004, 04:45:03 pm
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Hey rookie! Good job man, why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
New Target Aquired.
Thats not a target... that's Church!
That's right it's me, Church! Whats goin' on man?
Target Locked.
What?! No.. target unlock! Unlock!! Please help me nice lady..!
Firing main cannon.
What?!
....What? Aww sonofa..
FOOM!

:lol:
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Post by: redsniper on March 22, 2004, 04:49:45 pm
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that's right... I'm a gay robot
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Post by: adwight on March 22, 2004, 05:23:40 pm
BTW I just ordered Halo for 25 bucks on PC.  If anyone wants to play, pm me in a few days or so.
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Post by: Mr. Vega on March 22, 2004, 07:17:29 pm
"What a way to go. Killed by my own mechanical creations. I'm sure there's a philosophical lesson to be learned."
"Some thing about the dangers of technology and the arrogance of mankind?"
"No, something about hiring better help that doesn't stand there watching you die!"
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Post by: Anaz on March 23, 2004, 12:28:13 am
"Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"
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Post by: Setekh on March 23, 2004, 04:21:23 am
[q]Caboose: "A... I..."[/q]
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Post by: Singh on March 23, 2004, 06:14:34 am
Tucker: I dont know I cant really see too clearly..I bet I would see better If i had that sniper rifle.

Church: uhh...Tucker...you might want to look behind you....

Tucker(turning back to see Caboose with the sniper rifle): Mother ******
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Post by: Dark_4ce on March 23, 2004, 06:45:18 am
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Originally posted by adwight
BTW I just ordered Halo for 25 bucks on PC.  If anyone wants to play, pm me in a few days or so.


Uuhm. IIRC Halo 2 wont be coming out for PC...
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Post by: Fineus on March 23, 2004, 06:51:50 am
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Caboose? Get behind the rock, they can still see you.

They can't see me.. I can't see them!

That's because you're facing the rock.
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Post by: Turnsky on March 23, 2004, 06:53:15 am
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce


Uuhm. IIRC Halo 2 wont be coming out for PC...


he said "halo" not halo 2..;)

halo's on PC, just ask KT sometime:p
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Post by: Dark_4ce on March 23, 2004, 07:02:58 am
Doh!

My bad.
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Post by: Bobboau on March 23, 2004, 07:21:37 am
"women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up the better it gets"
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Post by: Singh on March 23, 2004, 07:45:06 am
ack.
I cant seem to download the first episode from fileplanet - just gives me some error on the download window.
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Post by: Gloriano on March 23, 2004, 08:01:06 am
*downloads some episodes*
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Post by: adwight on March 23, 2004, 08:18:21 am
I hate fileplanet.  It always sucks for me, seeing as I have to wait on an average of 10-12 minutes to download.
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Post by: Knight Templar on March 23, 2004, 11:32:11 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky


he said "halo" not halo 2..;)

halo's on PC, just ask KT sometime:p


:D

BTW, I've almost beaten the game on legendary. Alls I have left is Keyes and Two Betrayals (Which I'm at the second pulse generator in :))

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Originally posted by Bobboau
"women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up the better it gets"


:D :D :D

Oh: Halo 2 better come out for PC. I'm sure it will... might not be for a long time though, which sucks.

Damn, I might be forced to do something rash. Like buy a billbox. :sigh:
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Post by: Setekh on April 19, 2004, 07:46:11 am
*mega bump*

Episode 30 is out. I'm downloading it, but this is a big one (18MB for WMV, 22 for Divx).
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Post by: Gloriano on April 19, 2004, 07:52:24 am
Cool "Downloads"...!
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Post by: Singh on April 19, 2004, 08:36:12 am
Watched it - excellent stuff!!
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on April 19, 2004, 09:23:07 am
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Agreed, it's a brilliant little sketch - and some of the jokes are so stupid that they work...

1# Help! The jeep is kidnapping me!
2# Now he's taunting us! This is just embarassing.



I thought that he said:

1# Hey! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember?
2# Great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarassing

At least that's how I remember when I watched the vid. Peace.
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Post by: Fineus on April 19, 2004, 10:28:43 am
Different episode - in one of the earlier ones the rookie says what you just said, in a later one the Doc says what I said :)
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on April 19, 2004, 10:31:38 am
Ah, roger roger. I havent seen ALL of the latest episodes, but some of them I have...
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Post by: JarC on April 19, 2004, 11:15:08 am
just too bad only the lo-fi versions r up for download...thought I wet my pants when I first saw it...
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Post by: ChronoReverse on April 19, 2004, 10:15:55 pm
BTW, new episode up today =)
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Post by: Setekh on April 20, 2004, 03:55:47 am
Chrono, you're a day late... ;)

Spoiler:
Man, I knew it! Finally, a good explanation of Caboose... and Simmons becoming a robot? That's gonna be... wierd?
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Post by: Bobboau on April 20, 2004, 09:10:29 am
you didn't get what happened to Caboose?
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Post by: Fineus on April 20, 2004, 09:13:16 am
For a bit I thought he was schizophrenic...
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Post by: Bobboau on April 20, 2004, 09:16:48 am
I figured it out in the last sceen from the first season, I thought it was quite obvius actualy
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Post by: Setekh on April 21, 2004, 02:43:54 am
Spoiler:
Well, I knew he had been taken over by an AI, but it never clicked that it was Tex's old AI, and I also had no idea it was through the radio transmission that it jumped over to Caboose. Sorry, didn't spot that. :p
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Post by: Dark_4ce on April 21, 2004, 04:12:33 am
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Man, I though he was skitzo too. I mean after killing his friend again, I thought it became too much for him. :D Oh well. Lets see what happens to poor ol' Simmons next week.