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Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: mikhael on March 25, 2004, 11:38:00 pm
TEH BIBLE!!!11!!11!!!!!111 (http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/pages/archive.html)

This supercedes all previous versions, I think. ;)
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Thorn on March 25, 2004, 11:51:22 pm
hahaha...
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*[email protected]
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*[email protected]
ownt
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Carl on March 25, 2004, 11:53:15 pm
herrrm. this reminds me of tales from the leet.
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Bobboau on March 25, 2004, 11:55:51 pm
"you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population"
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Goober5000 on March 26, 2004, 12:18:35 am
:lol: That's great!
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: an0n on March 26, 2004, 01:45:19 am
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Jehova> you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
Cain> ...
The dots are infinitely funnier than the actual sentence.
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Setekh on March 26, 2004, 03:44:31 am
Heheh, I like this. :)
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: aldo_14 on March 26, 2004, 04:09:47 am
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* Judas has joined #Temple
heh, i know where to find jc if you pay me
you got paypal?


:lol:
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: kasperl on March 26, 2004, 08:12:24 am
* Humanity has left IRC (Excess Flood)


ROFL.
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: J3Vr6 on March 26, 2004, 08:24:19 am
funny stuff :)
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Styxx on March 26, 2004, 08:57:39 am
[q]<Jesus> AND SHALL CAST THEM INTO A FURNACE OF FIRE: THERE SHALL BE WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!!!
<Jesus> THEN SHALL THE RIGHTEOUS SHINE FORTH AS THE SUNIN THE KINGDOM OF THEIR FATHER!!!!
<Jesus> AHAHAHAAHAHA!
<Disciples> ...
* Jesus coughs[/q]


Funny. :p
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Flipside on March 26, 2004, 01:15:30 pm
* Jehova has joined #tohuwabohu
Mornin
They're still boring
Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds:
cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds
yes, pretty little animals
Now, we only need a man
One man to rule them all
One man to find them
One man to bring them and in dar...
well, you catch my drift
Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; yada yada yada
ron
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Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: beatspete on March 26, 2004, 03:26:23 pm
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(from moses and the burning bush)
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(Sheep1) "baa"



Cyber(ing?) sheep.
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Sandwich on March 26, 2004, 04:37:16 pm
LOL!!
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Flipside on March 26, 2004, 04:48:22 pm
* Angel has joined #Field
Angel> lo
Shepherd1> ARGH
Shepherd2> WTF!!1
Angel> Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
Angel> For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
Shepherd1> Why do you come here to tell us?
Shepherd2> no one ever joins this channel, xcept sheep
Sheep3b> baaaa

This ones gonna keep me going for hours, thanks Mik :D
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Knight Templar on March 26, 2004, 06:13:40 pm
Mikhael wins. :D

Where are your ops-powers now? Left them in #Jews lol?
Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit
Father?
Oh shi...
* Jesus has left IRC (signed off)
Thank god...
come to think of it... I think he was innocent after all
Could I have the body please?
I'll put it in a tomb
k
ooh look, it's sabbath, let's relax
* AngryJew is now known as LaidbackJew
Title: I come bearing... Scripture?
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 26, 2004, 06:14:21 pm
Ownage