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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: TopAce on March 27, 2004, 11:49:28 am
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Let's smile a bit!
I made four on my own:
It is as obvious as you won't have music with bad grammar
We are humans, making mistakes. If we didn't make mistakes, we wouldn't be humans.
Nothing is worse than seeing your wife having sex with your best friend in your brand new double bed.
Skilled pilot never ejects in tunnel
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I am curious if you had made some on your own. Share them with us!
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We aren't just tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in....
wait, I think that one's taken...
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*waits for Anon*
this should be interesting:D
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In War, There are victories and there are defeats. However it's the perspective of the viewer that decides the outcome.
Made that up a few years ago...
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LOL This is true ;)
'It's not the winning or losing that counts, it's hurting the other guy as much as possible in the process'
Flipside :D
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If you want love you need learn first-HolyWolf aka HIG few years ago
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i have quite a list of quotes, some from bash, some from siggy's, but i rarely make on myself. i love this one:
once you've think you hit the bottom, get the **** of my shoulders -- DM's siggy at WS.
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Your only a man when your having sex right?!? I use to have a dog you had sex every night and that didn't make him a man now did it! ;7
actually didn't make that up, heard it and never forgot it.
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"you can't go wrong with monkeys"
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I don't really know how to say this properly in english but even so I'll give it a try...
To error is to be human, to admit it is to be dumb!
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it's to admit, not to admite.
i kinda like it.
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There is no winner until the end of the game.
That's mine :)
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"I used to think I was someone else, now I know that I am"
Doesn't mean anything really, but it keeps me unemployed.
And my current sig.
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This thread: :no:
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"Hell hath no fury like Tiara scorned"
:D
"One axassination coming right up..."
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:shaking: :nervous: :shaking:
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Not mine and a bit old but still quite hilarious;
"Programmer n. - An ingenious device that turns caffeine into code."
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One of my friend's thought up this one when asked why he always did things in a really complicated way.
Massive overengineering is often desirable to prevent catastrophic failure
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
This thread: :no:
If you don't like this thread, don't visit it. :mad2:
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"Bollocks"
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[color=66ff00]How can we be alone in this universe for who would give such a treasure to so few?
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Originally posted by TopAce
If you don't like this thread, don't visit it. :mad2:
[q]You're the one that wanted me to share my own quotes......[/q]
Originally posted by TopAce
I am curious if you had made some on your own. Share them with us!
[q]See?[/q]
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Originally posted by kasperl
it's to admit, not to admite.
i kinda like it.
OK, since you corrected his, now correct your own:
once you've think you hit the bottom, get the **** of my shoulders -- DM's siggy at WS.
**Hint: I've bolded the part with grammatical errors
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Admins taking a break...:nervous:......
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[color=66ff00]Ninja admin strike![/color]
*fades*
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I'm not an idiot.
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*looks under chair*
Where are those WMD's?!"
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Originally posted by Stealth
OK, since you corrected his, now correct your own:
**Hint: I've bolded the part with grammatical errors
if you read the post, i said i copied and pasted it from someone elses siggy.
also, the guy i quoted asked for help with his english, i didn't.
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events occour
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And so my attempts to have the thread locked fail miserably. Bugger.
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[q]It's not how you drink the Tang, it's how the TANG DRINKS YOU[/q]
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It builds character.
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Getting drunk tends to make you drunk.
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Just made a new one:
You don't need to be a born Sherlock Holmes to realize there is nothing to investigate
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When a strange man offers you sweets, take 'em. He's trying to gain your trust, not poison you.
And then there's the multitude of crap I've said that 9 people have put in their sigs.
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"That'll put hair on your chest"
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Something very weird came to my mind a few minutes ago:
Lets bye some chips
*throws all the chips out of the window*
I don't know if you understand it, but this is somehow funny for me.
[CAVEAT]:
I know that the expression should be: 'to say goodbye.
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"Die? Why would I want I go do that for? Dying is such a waste of my time."
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"There is a fine line between diplomacy and cowardice"
"Do the things you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do them and everything else will follow"
"If she tells you early on that she is a ***** who will break your heart, believe her"
"Cutter chicks are hot"
"Tool - Music for the testicularly challenged"
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"Drinking too much tea brings a lot of pressure"
(sounds better in Finnish)
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Heh, translating Dutch proverbs is funny.
Example;
Dawn has gold in it's mouth.
:lol:
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LET'S ****ING DIE
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."
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Better still to stage a coup in heaven :D
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of karajorma
Better still to stage a coup in heaven :D
Nah, tried that... There I was... in front of the big boss... Alone cuz all the wussies wouldn't dare to confront their dictator callod 'god'. They were afraid he hand their asses to him and proclaim his so-called benevolence once again :p
We ended up having a beer and a laugh... Quite an enjoyable guy once you get to know him :D
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'In here may the past may the present find arms to fight the wars of the future,'
I didn't actually make that up, I found it in my school libary. sort of reminds me of the Knossos when you think about it.