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Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Turnsky on March 28, 2004, 04:48:19 am

Clicky! (http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/)

some of these are so ****ed up, it's downright hilarious.. :lol: :lol:

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: kasperl on March 28, 2004, 04:54:36 am

you can say a lot about em, but the photoshopping is fantastic compared to some stuff.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Dark_4ce on March 28, 2004, 04:57:56 am

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo7.jpg)

Holy S***! I wouldnt want to come by one of those...

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Carl on March 28, 2004, 05:02:03 am

GENETIC EXPERIMENTS GONE MAD! MAAAAAAAAAAD!

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: an0n on March 28, 2004, 05:52:14 am

I want one of these:

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo49.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: vyper on March 28, 2004, 06:33:29 am

Oh dear god. This is goin on the uni forum.

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Post by: Tiara on March 28, 2004, 06:48:52 am

PH34R M3 B|RD!!!

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uzoo90.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2004, 06:55:40 am

Cars?
bah, I prefer my trusty griphon :p
(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo58.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 28, 2004, 07:14:04 am

Aww, it's so cute.

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo20.jpg)

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Post by: Ghostavo on March 28, 2004, 07:29:17 am

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo13.jpg)

good boy... good boy

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Turnsky on March 28, 2004, 07:38:15 am

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uzoo86.jpg)

fresh, straight from the tree!

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Rictor on March 28, 2004, 09:10:40 am

I want a Domo kun damnit.

those are awesome. Great PS skills.

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Post by: mikhael on March 28, 2004, 09:15:22 am

All the ones that use owl's rock, especially the one An0n posted.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Tiara on March 28, 2004, 09:26:56 am

Quote

Originally posted by Rictor
I want a Domo kun damnit.

Look real closely;

(http://users.bigpond.net.au/broken.trout/domo.jpg)

:D

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: diamondgeezer on March 28, 2004, 09:27:32 am

On slight tangent:

(http://www.weebls-stuff.com/images/Emma4.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 28, 2004, 09:34:23 am

(http://swooh.com/peon/Petrarch/RingoStalin.jpg)

I was bored.

Title: Want some candy?
Post by: diamondgeezer on March 28, 2004, 09:37:59 am

(http://planetavp.com/images/potd/new-potd-archive/potd1326large.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Janos on March 28, 2004, 09:45:43 am

uZoo1: American Bald Eagle
uZoo10: penguin sp., possibly Adelie's or Crested?
UZoo11: some type of amazon parrot
UZoo13: Red-flanked Bluetail or Luscinia cyane
uZ0015: Bald Eagle
uZoo20: A goose/Swan pullus
uZoo21: Possible canary?
uZoo22: no idea
uZ0023: Whistling duck, propably Rufous?
uZ0024: Adelie's penguin (once again the penguins are hardly distinguishable if head is not shown)
uZ0026: Looks like some kind of owl, perhaps a Tyto (barn owl) species?
uZ0027: Pelican feet
uZ0024: some type of cormorant, maybe Common Shag
uZ0045: Ararauna/Blue-winged Ara, parakeet/parrot species are not my strongest point
uZ0049: two owl species (?), American. Perhaps Aegolius/Athene/Glaucidiums
uZ0053: no idea
uZoo54: tough. bill is propably a parrot's peak, wing patterns could suggest some Dendroica species (D.striata?) or an Empidonax.
uZ0056: Eagle Owl
uZoo58: Bald Eagle, i have no idea of the wings
uZ0059: once again some freaky Yankee owl. FYAD.
uZ006: Long-tailed Tit (Aegithalos caudatos), i'd say
uZoo60: some species/subspecies of Slaty/Black-backed gulls superspecies. Propably Slaty-backed. Could
uZ0061: well **** off
uZ0062: Domesticated Mallard
uZ0063: sick toucan/toucanette species, who has time to learn all these bright-coloured thingies?
uZ0065: Virginia Eagle Owl, propably
uZoo67: Gyps vulture species
uZ007: penguin sp.
uZoo71: Larus argentatus superspecies
uZ0073: yet again one owl. Looks like Asio flammeus?
uZ0076: some american little owl species, sigh. Otus sp.?
uZoo77: some kind of cardinal?

These use far too much North American species, why am I doing this?

uZoo78: could be some Darwin's Finch?
uZ008: no ****ing clue. A chat?
uZ0081: Virginia Eagle Owl meets some spectacled penguin species
uZ0083: one of those freaky hornbills

uZ0085: copied from SomethingAwful.com (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1551)

uZ0086: Partially looks like a budgeridgar, but it isn't it
uZ0087: Yay, a Steller's Blue Jay? Or some Blue Jay species at least.
uZoo89: no idea
uZoo90: this looks like a Darwin's Finch also
uZ0091: A tit sp. (includes aegithalos etc.)
uZ0093: jesus, there are other raptors than Haliaetus genus (Bald Eagle)
uZ0095: oh no, a gull (herring gull superspecies?)

This post was completely pointless, but good exercize.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Flipside on March 28, 2004, 09:48:09 am

Reminds me of the game 'Impossible Creatures' ;)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 28, 2004, 09:48:10 am

Jesus. I thought the people making these things had too much time on their hands.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Martinus on March 28, 2004, 10:24:39 am

[color=66ff00]Anyone hear about the genetic splicing of rhino and flea genes? Apparently they created a half tonne creature that can jump over 20 meters straight up.

Once.
[/color]

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: jdjtcagle on March 28, 2004, 10:41:02 am

Down Betsy...Down..don't make me pull out the newspaper

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo50.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: adwight on March 28, 2004, 11:39:49 am

Strangely, number 75 looks like my english teacher.  She really does look like a monkey...

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Gortef on March 28, 2004, 01:34:50 pm

http://www.humandescent.com/index2.shtml

;)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: pyro-manic on March 29, 2004, 08:42:16 am

:eek: :lol:

I want a ko-owla....

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Sandwich on March 29, 2004, 10:15:30 am

Hahaha! I thought this was a duplicate topic at first, but they're completely different. Look here (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,22482.0.html) - IMO the photoshopping is higher quality, but there's a lot fewer of 'em. ;)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 29, 2004, 01:16:41 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Sandwich
Hahaha! I thought this was a duplicate topic at first, but they're completely different. Look here (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,22482.0.html) - IMO the photoshopping is higher quality, but there's a lot fewer of 'em. ;)

And they're nowhere near as amusing.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Bobboau on March 29, 2004, 01:53:18 pm

the wonders of genetic engeneering

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Stunaep on March 30, 2004, 11:33:18 am

How come no-one has mentioned this yet:

(http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo64.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: phreak on March 30, 2004, 11:45:37 am

so where's the 5 assed monkey

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Tiara on March 30, 2004, 12:04:45 pm

(http://www.rocpoint.com/03profiles/profile/5assmonkey.gif)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Carl on March 30, 2004, 12:55:20 pm

whee!
(http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Carltheshivan/c492483a.jpg)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: diamondgeezer on March 30, 2004, 01:00:59 pm

I'll give you fifty camels for that beast

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Taristin on March 30, 2004, 04:40:47 pm

I'll see the fifty camels, and raise you a virgin!

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Martinus on March 30, 2004, 06:44:05 pm

[color=66ff00]I'll see your virgin and raise you 50 virgin camels.
[/color]

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Grey Wolf on March 30, 2004, 07:57:29 pm

I'll raise your 50 virgin camels one dragon. Wait..... nevermind. The dragon ate the unicorn.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Taristin on March 30, 2004, 09:28:44 pm

Can I have the dragon? ;7

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Carl on March 30, 2004, 11:01:38 pm

With the magic in that horn, I can pwn your dragon.

Actually, the horn itself isn't real, I made it in Truespace.

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Gortef on March 31, 2004, 02:04:59 am

that means even more magic is involved

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Post by: Fineus on March 31, 2004, 02:12:41 am

You mean he persuaded it to work and model something? ;)

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Gortef on March 31, 2004, 04:47:18 am

more or less :p

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Triple Ace on March 31, 2004, 09:10:51 am

Where do you people find this stuff?

Title: Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Post by: Turnsky on March 31, 2004, 09:12:16 am

Quote

Originally posted by Triple Ace
Where do you people find this stuff?

i got it from somebody else on IRC..