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Title: April fools already?
Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 05:36:22 pm: I remember last year with all the russian... Now old english?

[q]Thy current person:

Rebuttal Adornment:

Thy Myriad Possibilities:[/q]

and many more... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, it never gets boring here... Though the russian did goest away, except in Shrikes title (unless thats changed)...

EDIT: I see we played with the word filteres againeth? Instead of me to he, from you to thou? :p :lol: :yes:

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Post by: Fineus on March 31, 2004, 05:37:44 pm: ...I don't know what you're talking about :wtf:
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Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 05:38:25 pm: What be wrong, sirs?
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 05:38:32 pm: [color=66ff00]Verily[/color]
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Post by: vyper on March 31, 2004, 05:39:13 pm: Thurder you should stop impersonating a Lord, you could get strung up for that! ;)

This is very funny in some places mind...
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:39:36 pm: Now Maeglamor's username is different as well...

...And Sandwich's:lol:
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 05:40:19 pm: Upon yonder thouest poodle don sit-eth...
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:41:24 pm: I knowest not what thou meaneth by that.
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Post by: Ghostavo on March 31, 2004, 05:42:04 pm: (http://www.fattonys.com/images/upload/wtf2.jpg)

:rolleyes: :D
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 05:42:18 pm: [color=66ff00]No doubteth an0n wilt loveth this.

Strike merry good sirs!
[/color]
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Post by: Rictor on March 31, 2004, 05:42:35 pm: *shock*

Ye'gads, I never saweth this comming! The sheer sense of suprpise overwhelmeth me!

OH MY GOD! How did you get the BBC in on it?
...oh wait.
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Post by: vyper on March 31, 2004, 05:42:46 pm: Seems to be something about a poodle and a queer action involving it.

Thou got to wonder how long this took them. ;)

[q] Sorry! The Peer of the Realm has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.[/q] :lol:
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Post by: redsniper on March 31, 2004, 05:43:18 pm: only on HLP...
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:44:23 pm: At least it isn't ebonics...:nervous:
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 05:46:10 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Rictor
*shock*

Ye'gads, I never saweth this comming! The sheer sense of suprpise overwhelmeth me!

OH MY GOD! How did you get the BBC in on it?
...oh wait.

[color=66ff00]Sarcasm? Don't maketh me get medieval on thy buttocks.

The year of our lord 1066 style.
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Post by: mikhael on March 31, 2004, 05:46:39 pm: Tis truly a merry jest! I didst misread Lord Kalfireth Of Chichester's title as "Big Thunder, Little Brain".

I canst not imagine how that couldst happen.
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Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 05:48:18 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of mikhael
Tis truly a merry jest! I didst misread Lord Kalfireth Of Chichester's title as "Big Thunder, Little Brain".

I canst not imagine how that couldst happen.

:lol:!!
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:48:19 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Sir Maeglamor of Greenscripte

[color=66ff00]Sarcasm? Don't maketh me get medieval on thy buttocks.

The year of our lord 1066 style.
[/color]

More like 1566. If it wast 1066, thou wouldst not be able to understand much of it at all.
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Post by: Fineus on March 31, 2004, 05:48:36 pm: They didn't make me someone of political importance for nothing you know ;)
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 05:49:48 pm: Dothest Sir Tomatoes avataresth recentleth cangeth?
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 05:50:12 pm: [color=66ff00]Does thou dare to challenge the mighty Jade knight?

I shall rend thy shanks asunder!
[/color]
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 05:50:38 pm: I proclaim, this be-eth a most merry jape!
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Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 05:51:03 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Dothest Sir Tomatoes avataresth recentleth cangeth?

Verily, it has. Good catch, O Bloated Water-Horse.
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:52:38 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Lord Kalfireth Of Chichester
They didn't make me someone of political importance for nought you knowest ;)

Dost thou attempt to imply something, milord?
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 05:52:51 pm: Tis the bloat that makes I float... :p
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 05:54:02 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Tis the bloat that makes I float... :p

[color=66ff00]Thou floateth?!?
Here be a witch!
[/color]
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:56:41 pm: *grabs Hippo and heads for the parking lot in an attempt to drive him to safety, only to find that the car has been replaced by a carriage pulled by a haggard old nag*

*sees the mob approaching from behind with torches and pitchforks*

****.
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Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 05:56:47 pm: Where's the stake to which we affix him for burninating?!?
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 05:57:00 pm: Tho doth speak of witchcraft? Begone, heretic!
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Post by: vyper on March 31, 2004, 05:58:10 pm: Let us burneth the heretic!
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Post by: vyper on March 31, 2004, 05:59:02 pm: Celtic fans are optional too.
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 05:59:32 pm: The proper suffix for a second-person verb is -est, not -eth.
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Post by: Ghostavo on March 31, 2004, 05:59:52 pm: Burn the celt... er... the heretics!!! :D
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 06:00:12 pm: Doth the Pope float alsoeth? Iseth the Popeth a witch too?
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Post by: jdjtcagle on March 31, 2004, 06:01:13 pm: Thy now Stable Boy.
*Goes off to shovel thy master's steeds poop*:D
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:02:14 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Doth the Pope float alsoeth? Iseth the Popeth a witch too?

*hides a helium balloon under the Pope's habit*

He floateth on aire also.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:02:41 pm: Thoest doth speak of thine stables? Thoest be a spy and zealot! Burn thy spy!
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 06:02:50 pm: Howeth can thou burneth my, ifeth fire hath not been inventedeth?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:03:43 pm: Fire wast invented in prehistoric times. The medieval Europeans had full knowledge of fire.
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Post by: Ace on March 31, 2004, 06:04:55 pm: Quote
Foolishness originating from the mouth of Hippo
Howeth can thou burneth my, ifeth fire hath not been inventedeth?

Ye be as addle-brained as a childe. Thou needeth a wet-nurse!
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Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 06:05:59 pm: Come now, be not so harsh of words and countenance upon thy servant, for he is but a simpleton, and knoweth not what he does.
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 06:06:00 pm: shhhhh!

And doth Sir Tomato and Sir Greener Scripte just log into ICQth ateth the same timeth?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:06:16 pm: Thou stealest lines from the game Heretic. Thou needest some creativity.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:07:04 pm: Thine musteth doth thy cap before addressing thee, kind sir!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 06:07:36 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Woolie Wool
Thou stealest lines from the game Heretic. Thou needest some creativity.

Who did?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:08:17 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Sir Sandwich of Green Tomatoes

Who did?

Ace did it.
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:09:37 pm: Harken thee! Woulds't thee send an innocent man forthwith unto oblivion without hearing his fair say?

Forthwith, what doth pertain to this namby pamby upon our fair and noble Forum? Surely the start of April hath arrived in our fair domain but 50 minutes, and already the ****e hitteth the fan? ;)
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:10:53 pm: It is still March 31st in my part of the world.
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Post by: DragonClaw on March 31, 2004, 06:11:12 pm: Imagine trying to read HIG's sentences like this... ugh... torture
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Post by: Hippo on March 31, 2004, 06:12:31 pm: Haseth not becometh April foreth anothrest 5 hours hereth... :p
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:12:58 pm: What the hippopotamus said.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:13:01 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
Harken thee! Woulds't thee send an innocent man forthwith unto oblivion without hearing his fair say?

Forthwith, what doth pertain to this namby pamby upon our fair and noble Forum? Surely the start of April hath arrived in our fair domain but 50 minutes, and already the ****e hitteth the fan? ;)

Thine question thy authority? Thoest be a traitor! To the stake with the traitor!
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:15:04 pm: Have at thee Sir! I will have Ye know that I am a Member of Her Majesties Fuseliers, or was that Fuscias?
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:15:43 pm: Quote
Foolishness spewed out from the maw of aldo_14

Thine question thy authority? Thoest be a traitor! To the stake with the traitor!

Thy authority doth not extend beyond the Reciprocity forum, so ****est off.
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Post by: redsniper on March 31, 2004, 06:16:20 pm: I bite my thumb at all of thee!
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:16:59 pm: Dost that not hurt?

Oh and everyone simply must read some of the older posts on the SCP forum ;)
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:17:06 pm: Thoest challenge me? I verily proclaim, thoest doth pertain to wish a duel at thine hour of dawneth! Thoest shall face my best man!
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:19:28 pm: Very well Sir, Dawn it shall be! Wouldst that I had my Glove I wouldst strike thee across the chops ;)
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:21:38 pm: Thine chops are not for the slapping, sire! My best man awaits with thy flintlock.
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Post by: Ace on March 31, 2004, 06:21:43 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
Very well Sir, Dawn it shalt be! Wouldst that I had my Glove I wouldst strike thee across the chops ;)

...and in defense of the fair Lord of Greasy Weasels aldo, I shalt chop thee across thine glove!

...of course ye olde flintlock alone could always do, but one should always have a shot in the chops while being chopped...
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:24:34 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Ace

...of course ye olde flintlock wilt always do, one could always use a shot in the chops while being chopped...

That archaic thing? REAL men use semiautos with .38 or larger rounds.:p
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 06:24:54 pm: [color=66ff00]Flinte lock? What manner of sorcery is this?

*Pulls out a shotgun*

Boomstick baby!
[/color]
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:25:40 pm: *pulls out a howitzer*

I shalt pulverize thee!
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:26:14 pm: LOL Indeed, mine Flintlock is not accurate beyond the counting of 5, swords art the weapons of gentlemen ;)

Nonetheless, I shall desist the spamming before my count of posts is bought low by the Might of the Great God Admin ;)
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Post by: Ace on March 31, 2004, 06:26:22 pm: Ye both speak of items of the most vile design! A good Christian isn't even allowed to use a crossbow!
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:27:33 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Ace
Ye both speak of items of the most vile design! A good Christian isn't even allowed to use a crossbow!

*poundeth Ace into red mist with a howitzer shell*
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:28:18 pm: hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)

I just realised, when the rest of the board goes back, we are going to find out who typed normally and who actually typed Archaic English :nervous:
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:29:18 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)

Pah, you can't hit jack with those POSes.
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Post by: Ace on March 31, 2004, 06:29:49 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)

I just realised, whenst the rest of the board goes back, we art going to find out who typed normally and who actually typed Archaic English :nervous:

Ulimate Zealots and Inquisitors? What do you speak of?
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:30:28 pm: Maybe so, but you can run away sooner ;)
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:31:36 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
Maybe so, but you can runnethaway sooner ;)

Then thou art just a target.
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:33:56 pm: That's ok they're only carrying swords, unless one of thems really good at throwing, I'm fine ;)
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Post by: Turnsky on March 31, 2004, 06:34:28 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Woolie Wool

Pah, you can't hit jack with those POSes.

right thou are...

*Loads G36*
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Post by: Antares on March 31, 2004, 06:35:06 pm: "I shalt pulverize thee", oh my God :lol:

I don't haveth a refitted name! Or a custom title! Or an avatar!

I'm unloved! :(

Bloody hell, I'm a doormat?

[glow=red]The Shivans are not amused.[/glow]
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:36:20 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Antares
"I shalt pulverize thee", oh my God :lol:

I don't haveth a refitted name! Or a custom title! Or an avatar!

I'm unloved! :(

Now thou havest a title. *steps on Antares while walking in*
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Post by: jdjtcagle on March 31, 2004, 06:37:11 pm: Antares the door mat
:lol:
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:37:18 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Turnsky

right thou art...

*Loads G36*

Good idea.
*loadeth a G36K to use when the howitzer can't fire accurately*
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Post by: Turnsky on March 31, 2004, 06:37:36 pm: Sworn In: Feb 2001 | Wise (foolish?) Utterances: 4055
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:38:13 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Antares
[glow=red]The Shivans art not amused.[/glow]

They can kiss our medieval asses.

Remember kiddies: Do not ask for a custom title, for thou wilt not like the one thou receivest.
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Post by: Rictor on March 31, 2004, 06:43:24 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Turnsky

right thou art...

*Loads G36*

Ah good sir, that 'tis indeed the weapon of Kings. The Germanic tribes art ingenious peoples, weaponsmiths of true caliber. Their merest toy humbles even the might of the finest craftsmen of Judea, Italia and of that land, far off across the unfathomable lengths of the Atlantic, which men oft call Amerigo.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on March 31, 2004, 06:45:01 pm: *Wipes feet on Antares*
Shivans??
Black Magic he speaks!!
Shiva is not thy Kings God!!
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:48:20 pm: Go tendeth the Horses jdj ;)
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Post by: Antares on March 31, 2004, 06:56:17 pm: And the darke clouds in the skye yawn-ed open wide, and there came a sounde as if God Himselfe had clapp-ed His hands. And the Sunne turned the colour of sackcloth, and the Moone became as bloode. And there was great fire and lighteninge that shattered that skye, and the grounde did quake, and the winde did howl, and the Flipside did moo. And then the Shivans came, by the number of the hundrede, and by the number of the thousande, and by the number of the millione, and the skye was filled as if by locustse, and the Sunne was blotted out, and all of the Earthe sank into eternal nighte.

[glow=red]And all was laid to burnination.[/glow]

PRAISE SHIVA IPSO FACTO DECORUM EST ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI GLORIOSA GENEROSA MENDACUS NOLO CONTESTE HABEUS CORPUS EN EXCELSIUS DEO KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil:
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Post by: jdjtcagle on March 31, 2004, 07:00:12 pm: Thy horses wilt be tendeth
*Grabs book "Horse Stableing for Dummies" and leaves*

:)
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 07:02:56 pm: LOL

Alas, I must goest for now, I haveth much mapping of speculars to do before I settle, but I love the April Fool stuff, absolute classic :)

And wheres Bruce Campbell whenst we need him ;)

Damn, can't leave the thread without saying it.....

NI!
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Post by: Shrike on March 31, 2004, 07:54:56 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Antares
And the darke clouds in the skye yawn-ed open wide, and there came a sounde as if God Himselfe had clapp-ed His hands. And the Sunne turned the colour of sackcloth, and the Moone became as bloode. And there wast great fire and lighteninge that shattered that skye, and the grounde did quake, and the winde did howl, and the Flipside did moo. And then the Shivans came, by the number of the hundrede, and by the number of the thousande, and by the number of the millione, and the skye wast filled as if by locustse, and the Sunne wast blotted out, and all of the Earthe sank into eternal nighte.

[glow=red]And all wast laid to burnination.[/glow]

PRAISE SHIVA IPSO FACTO DECORUM EST ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI GLORIOSA GENEROSA MENDACUS NOLO CONTESTE HABEUS CORPUS EN EXCELSIUS DEO KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil: [/B]
Who are you again? And who ****ed with the forums?
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Antares on March 31, 2004, 08:14:42 pm: I wrote this (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,22279.0.html). You may have heard of it.
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Post by: Stealth on March 31, 2004, 08:33:31 pm: yeah, at least Shrike's still normal.

Quote
Thou may not post new threads
Thou may not post replies
Thou may not post attachments
Thou may not edit thy posts

it's like the ****ing 10 commandments
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 08:37:56 pm: ROFLMAO!!
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Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2004, 09:33:29 pm: Heh heh heh... :lol:
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Post by: neo_hermes on March 31, 2004, 10:33:46 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Carl on March 31, 2004, 10:38:54 pm: hold thy tounge, knave! thou speakest blasphemy! hast thine countinence fallen in such a way that thou should speakest such lies? harken unto thy master! terra pax requiem and so forth! ect.! i don't knowest what i'm saying anymore.
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Post by: Sandwich on April 01, 2004, 01:05:19 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Antares
...KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil:

And behold, it was The Day the Earth Stood Still!
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Post by: neo_hermes on April 01, 2004, 01:36:34 am: you guy's art freaking me out now :lol:

Edit: where's a Cleric when you need an exorcism?
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Post by: Ulala on April 01, 2004, 01:43:01 am: 30 minutes until April 1st for me.. oh well, merry times anyway :)
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 01:48:16 am: Lords!

I thine great wisdom, thou haveth changeth thine forum's templates! But, thou haveth also changeth the colours of thine forum's!

Amendement:

Thou have destroyeth the Emblem of The Source Code Wizards, and placeth thine own on top of it. Blasphemers!
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Post by: Ulala on April 01, 2004, 01:52:31 am: Aye, does thou think this thread is a way to increaseth thy wise (foolish) utterances? It appeareth so...
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 02:06:47 am: Of course! Everyone knows that a thread created here increases the wise things that one can utter... :lol:
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 02:10:04 am: More like the foolish ones......

anyway, when are you going to fix the other templates? or are you to lasy and are waiting for 2n april?
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 02:12:58 am: I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing is wrong. Everything is exactly as it always is... ;)

Spoiler:

No sense in fixing it for one day - might as well leave it untill the 2nd. The post/reply functions still work which is what matters.
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Post by: Ulala on April 01, 2004, 02:14:11 am: April 1st just just started for me. 24 hours musteth pass before thy foolishness shalt truly end. Maybe it'll end before my April 1st is out here, but it shalt continue elsewhere.. like in my hovel... that reminds me, it's time to clean the door mat... *goes out and shakes it in the wind*
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Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2004, 03:23:44 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of kasperl
More like the foolish ones......

anyway, whenst art you going to fix the other templates? or art you to lasy and art waiting for 2n april?

We'll wait till the 2nd if it's alright, it won't be long now. ;)
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Post by: vyper on April 01, 2004, 03:28:43 am: Define fix, good sir?

I was expecting more discussion of random topics in here than there has been....
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 03:59:26 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of vyper
Define fix, good sir?

I wast expecting more discussion of random topics in here than there has been....

they forked the templates of all the non HL forums, Gen FS, SCP, FS Mod.....
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Post by: Gortef on April 01, 2004, 05:25:12 am: dear sirs thou hast made a marvellous "april fool", and I thank thee. 'Tis really fun :lol:
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Post by: Singh on April 01, 2004, 05:34:55 am: LOL. This is funny, quite funny indeed.
Anyone still have any examples of the old Russian thing? I REALLY want to read that :D
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:01:25 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Sir Maeglamor of Greenscripte
[color=66ff00]No doubteth an0n wilt loveth this.[/color]
*decides to be a pirate se he can maintain his sense of individuality*

I be lubbin' it, matey.

Ye butt-luvin' aristocrats be much the best fer killin' and stealin' from.

Arg! Arg, says I!

*boards the HMS HardLight with his ravenous hordes*

Gets to be killin', mateys! Secure the arm'ry! Kill anythin' that be moovin'!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Flipside on April 01, 2004, 06:08:01 am: :lol: I'm glad I'm not a Colossus! You are now a Kitchen Maid apparently Anon ;)
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 06:11:10 am: It's times like this that makes me glad he spammed his way up the ranks.

You sure maintained your sense of individuality an0n :D
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:14:02 am: I did not 'spam'. Almost 70% of my posts have some meaningful content.

Now, KT and Stryke, there's a pair of spammers.
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 06:16:51 am: Mhmm, I'm sure :)

Anyway, this is not the thread for banter. Now get back to the kitchens missy! :p
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:18:43 am: Arg. Don't me makin' a pirate angry, ye frilly-shirted, butter knife toting, man-lubber!

*hits Lord Kalfireth in the head with a leg of lamb, ties him up and gives him to the sex-starved crew*

Ye'll be walkin' funny fer manys a tomorrow!
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Post by: Lightspeed on April 01, 2004, 06:19:02 am: The Shivan armada is here.

...

;7
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 06:21:32 am: Calls upon the Black Knight to reap vengence upon this peasent uprising.

I suggest you flee, knave.
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:23:38 am: I be goin' nowhere, ye scone eating dandy!

*aims the commandeered HMS HardLight's broad-side at the Black Knight*

Fire! Ya syphillis suffering bast'rds!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Singh on April 01, 2004, 06:24:50 am: Kitchen maid is still better than a mere stable boy......darn horses.....
*swats flies*
Get me outta here!!!!!!!! O_O
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 06:25:05 am: Spoiler:

Times like this I wish I wasn't at work. It's kinda hard to do this when fear of your boss showing up is ever present!
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:27:37 am: Satan be me only master! So I be's doin' as I pleases!

Yield thy admin powers, or I be burnin' yer stead to the ground!
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 06:47:08 am: Maid! Bring thy supper, or thoust shall feel the sharp end of mine poker!
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 06:53:46 am: Ye best be makin' light of the situation, ya high-land dog. Or ye'll be feelin' the business end o' me rapier.

Hand o'er yer gold and joolz, afore I gets me stabbin' arm ready fer some blood lettin'.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2004, 07:10:21 am: [color=66ff00]Dudeth, it is not the day of our lord septembre nineteenthe, which as we all know is international speak like a pirate day.

*Yarrrr! I just copied win2K 7000 times!*
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Title: April fools already?
Post by: Turnsky on April 01, 2004, 07:17:51 am: "Oy, what we have here, is a gatherin' of 'orumites, let's go an' piss one of them little buggers off.."
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 07:34:43 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of an0n
Ye best be makin' light of the situation, ya high-land dog. Or ye'll be feelin' the business end o' me rapier.

Hand o'er yer gold and joolz, afore I gets me stabbin' arm ready fer some blood lettin'.

Where's thy cake? Thoest is but a feeble handmaiden!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 07:46:13 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Turnsky
"Oy, what we haveth here, is a gatherin' of 'orumites, let's goest an' piss one of them little buggers off.."
They're old-english Lords.

I'm a pirate.

And you're from Yorkshire?
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Post by: Tiara on April 01, 2004, 07:48:47 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of an0n
Satan be me only master! So I be's doin' as I pleases!

I haveth thrown him out of hell. I am thy master, thou asnwer to me now.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 07:53:14 am: I be answerin' to me own urges, wench. So lest ye be wantin' to become the latest woman of stolen virtues on them thar Steak-2-Kalfireth (Peer-2-Peer) networks, ye best be shuttin' the **** up.

******slaps Tiara*

Now gets ye back to scrubbin' them pots 'n' pans, woman!

Arg!
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Post by: Tiara on April 01, 2004, 08:01:50 am: Ye dare touch me, lubber!? Ye be nothing more then a scurvey dog on land!

*drags an0n off by his ears and throws him in the same room with a very horny Bill Clinton*
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 08:09:59 am: I be safe. He be tired after yer own performance.

*discusses the trade deficit with Clinton*

Arg, it be a mighty shame, but I has to be confessing, it be down to my lot destroying most o' the merchant navy.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Tiara on April 01, 2004, 09:11:30 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of an0n
I be safe.

Ay, I forgot I gave him [insert a certain forumite here] to enjoy himself with.

Th' only performance I give him be by hanging him upside down, gagged and forced to watch Richard Simmons while I'm having a Jack Daniels.

Well, ye be not evil enough anyway for me to even bother with.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Gloriano on April 01, 2004, 09:21:08 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of DragonClaw
Imagine trying to read HIG's sentences like this... ugh... torture

:blah: takes Blade some day I take my revenge but I'am too lazy now:p

anyway I kinda like this
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Nico on April 01, 2004, 09:22:27 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of an0n
Satan be me only master!

Yeah, but I have other things to do than ordering you around. Do some evil actions, dunno, whatever you want.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2004, 09:29:49 am: Is September 19 really International Speak Like A Pirate Day? That's my birthday. :D
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Post by: Rictor on April 01, 2004, 09:49:25 am: Then thou should talk like a pirate...always. 'Tis thy destiny to sail the high seas, robbing, murdering, pillaging. But that not socially exceptable any more, thou shalt have to settle for talking like the pirate thou art. :D:D
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Starks on April 01, 2004, 09:50:14 am: Cast thy knave into the fiery inferno.
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Post by: Stunaep on April 01, 2004, 09:55:55 am: erm.... my mistress eyes are nothing like the sun.
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 10:05:28 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Duke Setekh Of Tanghurst
Is September 19 really International Speak Like A Pirate Day? That's my birthday. :D
The man from Google, he say 'Yes (http://www.talklikeapirate.com)'.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Woolie Wool on April 01, 2004, 10:51:48 am: How about some more royal admin names so the others don't feel left out:

Lord Shrike of Ethershire
King Styxx of Yourworstnightmare (because that is what thy life will become if thou pissest His Majesty off)
Lord Fantomeye of Nowhere in Particular
Lord Windrunner of Newspaige
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 10:58:30 am: Baron Von Richthan0n?
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 11:00:28 am: oh gods, not here.....

and i was thinking the Andermani's were nuts....
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Woolie Wool on April 01, 2004, 11:00:46 am: an0n: Arrrr! Ye be no Peer of the Realm! Get lost before I maroon yeh, yeh scalawag!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:01:35 am: Quiet, before I take you out back and Theisman your ass.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Woolie Wool on April 01, 2004, 11:02:22 am: What do you mean by "Theisman"?
Title: April fools already?
Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 11:02:58 am: Theisman? you mean that pulser missfire on Sain-Just?

wouldn't you need to controll HLP capital fleet for that?

and need the "sudden help" of 2 admirals and a tac witch?
Title: April fools already?
Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 11:03:41 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Woolie Wool
What do you mean by "Theisman"?

go read Honorverse books you lasy dog!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:04:47 am: I already be commandin' the HLP Armada, poppet.

I commandeered that thar flagship: HMS HardLight.

I be abouts to be kickin' some ass.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 11:05:32 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of kasperl
Theisman? you mean that pulser missfire on Sain-Just?

wouldn't you need to controll HLP capital fleet for that?

and need the "sudden help" of 2 admirals and a tac witch?

And he can forget it, the only name change I'll ever consider giving him is to Baron Von Myass.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:06:26 am: You be wantin me to be the baron of yer arse?
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 11:07:41 am: No, but its an interesting analogy for all you're ever likely to be a baron of ;)
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:09:36 am: *stabs Thunder in the head*

Die, ye lavacious misanthropist!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 11:10:39 am: Thunder is a noise you mistaken one-eyed freak. I'm Kalfireth! Lord!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:13:32 am: Thunder is the sound of me wrath, ye cock-lubbin, buggerer of boys!

Avast! And be readied to meet yer makers' soft, moisturizer-using hands!
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Post by: Ashrak on April 01, 2004, 11:15:56 am: this is SWEET
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Post by: J3Vr6 on April 01, 2004, 11:25:04 am: Heh, I kinda like my title of stable boy :P
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Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2004, 11:35:07 am: Be careful what you wish for ;)
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 11:38:41 am: Stop abusing the hired help.
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Post by: J3Vr6 on April 01, 2004, 12:55:56 pm: Yeah, it's bad enough you keep coming by the stable for a little action...
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Post by: an0n on April 01, 2004, 12:56:35 pm: Those poor, poor horses.....
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Post by: jdjtcagle on April 01, 2004, 01:00:57 pm: :shaking:
dont hurt thy horses, you naughty kithen maid
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Post by: Rictor on April 01, 2004, 01:09:26 pm: I asked for no broth! Away with you lest my cane find your backside!
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Post by: Dark_4ce on April 01, 2004, 01:24:45 pm: Alas, what is this? Tis but a spell? Or have I been sent back to land more kind to my native tongue? Stand now fair knights and speak thy true words or find that which is sharp with vengance shovethed up thy arse!
Title: April fools already?
Post by: J3Vr6 on April 01, 2004, 01:38:14 pm: Looks like Dark needs some action in the stable too...
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Post by: Dark_4ce on April 01, 2004, 01:42:16 pm: Ney! Tis not true. Thy lonely cries for a knight's noble presence is but enough of a warning for my troubled mind. Begone poor soul or feel the retribution of thy lord! :nervous:
Title: April fools already?
Post by: J3Vr6 on April 01, 2004, 01:43:42 pm: I do, so do the horses... They feel that retribution once a day and twice on sunday. Plus whenever the kitchen made is having her monthlies...
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 03:10:05 pm: s h i t == effluent

Genius :yes:
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Post by: Grey Wolf on April 01, 2004, 05:10:43 pm: Lord, what fools these mortals be! To be so amused by such a subtle change in the vernacular.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2004, 05:36:30 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of aldo_14
s h i t == effluent

Genius :yes:

[color=66ff00]Thankee kindly.
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Title: April fools already?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 01, 2004, 06:25:14 pm: The fun has ended? But I had just begun.
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Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2004, 09:47:15 pm: It's well and truly 2 April over here - 1:30pm, in fact. ;)
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Post by: Thorn on April 01, 2004, 10:19:29 pm: I was out all night/day and was too blitzed to post anyway....
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Post by: Fineus on April 02, 2004, 02:04:17 am: Likewise!
Whoops, seems I'm a relic of the olden days... time to go sort that out.
Title: April fools already?
Post by: Fineus on April 02, 2004, 02:06:31 am: Ah.. much better.
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Post by: J3Vr6 on April 02, 2004, 08:14:01 am: That was a funny day :)
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Post by: Flipside on April 02, 2004, 03:38:05 pm: Argh! Is it just me, or has it come back to haunt us?

Or is this Styxx punishment for the whole WC thingy? ;)

Nope, it's stopped again, ignore me.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on April 02, 2004, 04:07:38 pm: 'Tis back - yay!
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Post by: an0n on April 02, 2004, 04:09:06 pm: Uh......huh.

This is ****ing wierd.
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Post by: Flipside on April 02, 2004, 04:20:29 pm: Yes, it appears that Sandwich has retained his Earlhood as well ???
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Post by: Rictor on April 02, 2004, 04:53:09 pm: 'tis back. Ye Olde Speake hath returned to us. Many blessings of thee, Lords of the Forumes.
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Post by: TheVirtu on April 02, 2004, 07:42:01 pm: Thy must decree, ye April Fools hath been a great day for HLP.
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Post by: Ulala on April 02, 2004, 07:49:14 pm: :yes: :nod:
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Post by: Corsair on April 02, 2004, 09:43:24 pm: As April 2 comes to an end...the forums are back to normal. :D
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Post by: diamondgeezer on April 03, 2004, 05:04:02 am: Booo
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Post by: Setekh on April 04, 2004, 07:48:02 am: Don't worry, there'll be more April 1s. ;)
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Post by: Carl on April 04, 2004, 01:22:11 pm: maybe there won't. maybe the end of the world will come in the next year.
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Post by: Tiara on April 04, 2004, 02:57:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Carl
maybe there won't. maybe the end of the world will come in the next year.

Nah, I'm holding Armageddon off for a while. I'm curious to see if humanity can do that all by themselves. :drevil: