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Title: CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
Post by: Kazan on March 31, 2004, 06:04:52 pm: http://www.voanews.com/article.cfm?objectID=61B7CF0E-C945-4296-AC5F27FDDC8BB151&title=US%20Warns%20Cuba%20May%20Have%20Biological%20Weapons&catOID=45C9C78A-88AD-11D4-A57200A0CC5EE46C&categoryname=Americas

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WTH! It **** Out the (so-called) President's last name
Title: CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
Post by: Sandwich on March 31, 2004, 06:09:08 pm: Whateth beth the problem?
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Post by: neo_hermes on March 31, 2004, 06:10:15 pm: it kinda looks like **** is trying to conquer the world.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 31, 2004, 06:10:43 pm: Um..... I have to say i'm literally speechless.

Are they trying to save money on deploying troops or something? This isn't an April fools, is it?
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Post by: redsniper on March 31, 2004, 06:11:25 pm: awwww, crapeth
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:12:09 pm: In all likelihood, yes.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on March 31, 2004, 06:12:36 pm: Wow...
It's certainly off with his head this time
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Post by: Flipside on March 31, 2004, 06:13:19 pm: Standeth by for Stage 2 my Knights, once more unto the breach!..... ahem.... sorry :)

That looks bad :(
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Post by: Rictor on March 31, 2004, 06:13:26 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Kazan
WTH! It **** Out the (so-called) President's last name

Dids't not thou percieve this alteration many fine days ago? Thou art indeed of lax attention.

And what is this Cuba thou speaketh of? I knowest of no such nation, lest it lay to the West of this fair land, beyond the edges of the world. And if that be the case indeed, how came you by this knowledge? Be you a witch?

Burn him, he consorteth with Lucifer! Quickly, before he hath ample time to cast his vile spells!
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Post by: neo_hermes on March 31, 2004, 06:15:27 pm: i've have been found out!

*runs*

i hope this is a April fools article.
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Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 06:16:18 pm: [color=66ff00]He doth make war with little thought.

Can SUV's be categorised as weapons of mass polution and thus drive the rest of the world to invade america?
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Title: Re: CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:19:36 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Kazan
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WTH! It **** Out the (so-called) President's last name

Doth it really?

****
****
Bush

EDIT: Indeed.
Title: CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2004, 06:29:22 pm: [color=66ff00]Well think of it this way: Thou can restructure the topic to be called "CHESUS! cannot get enough ****"

:D
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 31, 2004, 06:30:28 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Ace on March 31, 2004, 06:48:49 pm: Considering it's on the VOA site, I wouldn't sayeth it's either an April Fool's joke or "EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!"

So whenst is he going to beset Iran and North Korea? :p
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Post by: Rictor on March 31, 2004, 06:50:15 pm: CHESUS?! I wilt haveth thou vile tongue cut out, blaspeming knave! What pagan demon is this that thou pray to? Verily, it soundeth as an invention of the ungodly Catholic hordes in France, worshipping the very stuff which poureth from the cow's udder. Thou shalt be drowned and quartered for this offence to our fair Anglican church.
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Post by: Kazan on March 31, 2004, 07:51:09 pm: diesem mitte-englisch scheisse stört mich sehr viel!
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Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2004, 09:37:59 pm: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Sir Maeglamor of Greenscripte
[color=66ff00]Well think of it this way: Thou can restructure the topic to be called "CHESUS! cannot get enough ****"

:D
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:lol: :p
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Post by: Bobboau on March 31, 2004, 10:13:26 pm: well I seem to recall people asking if we were going to invade all of the nations run by "'bad men'", well I think you've got your answer. :)

anyway,

...Cuba...:wtf:
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Post by: phreak on March 31, 2004, 10:27:25 pm: i could go for a nice cuban these days
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Post by: Carl on March 31, 2004, 10:30:37 pm: Steak? What hath thou done to thine nick?
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Post by: Ulala on April 01, 2004, 02:18:33 am: Carl's not a duke or earl or something?

EDIT: Oh.. forgot he was Shivan, my bad. :)
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Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2004, 03:15:47 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Carl
Steak? What hath thou done to thine nick?

I can say this time it wasn't entirely my doing. :D
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Post by: vyper on April 01, 2004, 03:33:02 am: Ah well, bye bye Cuba. :( Shrub will be the one to do what several presidents have tried.

Edit: Corrective naming.
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 03:45:21 am: When MC Donalds will be declared biological weapons of mass intoxication i will be favorable...
But Cuba...
Someone can tell **** that the cold war ended some time ago?
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Post by: Genryu on April 01, 2004, 03:47:51 am: Just one question : who's the idiot who decided to modify all the message to appear in Ye Old English ? Not all of us have English as a primary language, which means that some of us will have problems trying to understand what the heck is happening...
On the subject : If this isn't an April's fool, I'm betting they will find as much WMD in Cuba as they found in Irak :p
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 03:49:03 am: CIA Classified cuban cigars as WMD.
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 04:40:16 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Kazan
diesem mitte-englisch scheisse stört mich sehr viel!

(http://www.helsinki.fi/~spelline/pikpoutre.jpg)
Sminky pinky fff a pfff. Beutros beutrosgali, chris waddle!
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 04:49:03 am: Ma itte caule sezis nande?
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 04:49:55 am: en nau ff heel gauw bekke hauwe!
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 04:51:00 am: Eja, certu.
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 06:45:52 am: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/jointchiefs_010501.html
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Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2004, 07:16:30 am: (http://www.helsinki.fi/~spelline/pikpoutre.jpg)
[color=66ff00]Eth eth eth pickety witch! F.C. chipolata.
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Post by: karajorma on April 01, 2004, 07:28:30 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of aldo_14
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/jointchiefs_010501.html

Why am I not surprised. I wonder how many conspiracy theorists are linking this to 9/11 as we speak.
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 01, 2004, 07:31:05 am: (http://www.kpnservices.demon.co.uk/chanel9.jpg)
Scorchio? Eh gizmo hfff-fefefe - columbo cigar macianado. Bono estente.
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Post by: Janos on April 01, 2004, 07:57:40 am: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHA

I cannot but laugh. It's yet another "IRAQ = TERROR" and crusher your precious little constitution, which you think is somehow unique (which it isn't).

Sucks to be you!
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 08:10:10 am: Did someone discovered large oil reserves in Cuba?
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Post by: Bobboau on April 01, 2004, 08:26:20 am: no more likely the hispanic voteing block
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Post by: Flipside on April 01, 2004, 08:31:08 am: Oh dear, Kastro will be back to chaecking his Cigars for holes ;)
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 08:33:25 am: Every time the US tried to invade Cuba they failed...
This time they will be blocked by EU and Russia plus maybe China
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Post by: Janos on April 01, 2004, 08:38:59 am: I wish. :(
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Post by: kasperl on April 01, 2004, 08:54:33 am: Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Zarax
Every time the US tried to invade Cuba they failed...
This time they wilt be blocked by EU and Russia plus maybe China

more like they're accountants, wars are expensive....
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 08:57:31 am: Oh, they can always increase state debt, their sons will pay for it...
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Post by: Bobboau on April 01, 2004, 09:20:37 am: why did we back fedel origonaly?
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 09:23:22 am: You never did...
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Post by: Bobboau on April 01, 2004, 09:34:18 am: yeah, we suported him into power then imediately turned on him
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Post by: Zarax on April 01, 2004, 09:39:15 am: It sounds a contradiction...
Why would the US support a communist government?
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Post by: Nico on April 01, 2004, 09:53:56 am: Quote
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yeah, we suported him into power then imediately turned on him

No, not once. The US put Batista to lead Cuba, and Castro always opposed Batista, and finally overthrew him.
Castro wasn't a communist at the begining, btw, Zarax.
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Post by: Bobboau on April 01, 2004, 10:00:23 am: yeah, just looked it up.