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		Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Unknown Target on April 12, 2004, 07:01:37 pm
		
			
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				too rich :lol:
 
 http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/
 
 Love this bit:
 
 
 The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back. Our service is easy-to-use, lots of fun, and discreet. The privacy of our customers and Imaginary Girlfriends is always protected.
 
 
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				OMG!!!
 :lol: :lol:
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				I'm scared
 
 :shaking:
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				[color=66ff00]I will ring you once a day and express my contempt at the fact that you missed our 8 month, 5 day, 4 hour anniversary.
 
 This is real girlfriends.
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				*cries for humanity*
			
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				Oy vey.
			
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				*weeps at the depths to which humanity has sunk*
			
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				:nervous:
			
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				HAHAHAHAHA
 
 But seriously, how can they tell whether you're a real girl or not if you're applying to BE an imaginary girlfriend?
 
 *imagines defrauding them $$$ for writing lots and lots of letters.
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				What the heck man i can't believe this. my god i can only imagine what kind of women are actualy on that website!
			
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				The business-minded kind?
 
 And why pay 'em? Whats to stop me from simply registering a hotmail account, writing to myself, and perhaps lifting a picture from somewhere on the net (no, I won't post the link here :D:D). That is, if you are the type of person who has to rpove to others how he has a girlfriend etc etc. I can imagine some parents getting all pissy at you for not having a gf blah blah blah. Thankfully, I live in a fairly normal family.
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				Originally posted by ChronoReverse 
 HAHAHAHAHA
 
 But seriously, how can they tell whether you're a real girl or not if you're applying to BE an imaginary girlfriend?
 
 They don't care, coz, you see, imaginary means... imaginary :p
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				oh dear :lol:
			
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				This is just plain sad... please tell me it's a joke...
			
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				:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: (Dies laughing) :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
 Oh how low has mankind devolved!!!! The horror...the horror
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				Originally posted by Carl 
 *cries for humanity*
 
 
 :nod: :(
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				Ever played The Pandora Directive? Dating holograms of famous people, that's something :p
			
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				freaky.  and just plain wrong
 
 don't people ever go outside anymore?
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				Originally posted by Carl 
 *cries for humanity*
 
 
 sadly that's true
 
 :nod: :(
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				*pokes head in thread*
 
 What in the name of ****ing hell?
 
 *leaves in dismay*
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				On the scale of 1 to 10, maybe ~9.5.
			
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				HAY DOODS WHATS GOING ON HERE
			
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				You so don't want to know
			
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				Think it's fake.  The Terms of Use and Privacy Policy just bring you to the main page.
			
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				OK, I just looked. 
 AAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAsnort
 
 I prefer these (http://www.realdoll.com/) instead (that might be NWS, but what do I know).
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				Originally posted by Janos 
 I prefer these (http://www.realdoll.com/) instead (that might be NWS, but what do I know).
 
 
 BTW that isn't a fake. I've heard of those things before (hmmmm. perhaps I shouldn't be admiting that :lol: )
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				Originally posted by karajorma 
 
 
 BTW that isn't a fake. I've heard of those things before (hmmmm. perhaps I shouldn't be admiting that :lol: )
 
 
 i know
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				LOL If this continues, mankind is going to earn itself the biggest Darwin award in history, though I'm not sure who get's to award it ;)
			
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				Cockroaches :D