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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Flipside on April 16, 2004, 12:51:41 pm
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A Shop hand in an Italian Delicatessan
A Delicatessan assistant at a Supermarket.
An Avionics trainee at Farnborough Airbase
A Dropout
A labourer in a warehouse
An Administrative officer with the Metropolitan Police.
A Finance company swipe-card organiser.
A Wire salesman
A Lorry Loader in a clothing company.
And an administrator/trainee-watcher in a Training Establishment for youths.
Anyone else?
A bit spammy, but hey, it makes a change from politics :)
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Shelf stacker (twice), Burger flipper (for 3 whole shifts before chucking it), lazy arsed student.
:D
EDIT; and a till monkey
EDIT2: Oh, and a lab-supervisor-cum-tutor thingie, which doesn;t really count as it was for a subject which was pathetically easy and which virtually no-one turned up for (and sure as hell didn't need to ask questions over)
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LOL You probably lasted 2 1/2 shifts more than I would have ;)
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I've been:
A Kentucky Fried Chicken cook (lasted 3 days)
Door-to-door fine china/water filter/pots & pans salesman
Toy store salesperson
Pack-n-ship store salesperson
Pack-n-ship store manager
Pack-n-ship store regional manager
Pack-n-ship store new owner trainer
Notary Public
Administrative assistant (a guy way of saying secretary)
Real estate salesperson
Mortgage broker
Associate in a Development company
And now:
Assistant Vice President, acquisitions and finance of development co., which I'm currently doing.
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Hmm...
a sandwich artiste (;)) at a deli
a cashier at a toy store
a shipper at a skydiving equipment store until I kept shipping things to the wrong addresses :nervous:
a cashier at a supermarket, and again at another supermarket and now front end manager at the latter
a student
err... a modder to a 5 year old space combat game?
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hmmm
detassler (1 year worker, 4 years supervisor ... it's a summer thing)
inserter (inserts adds into newspapers)
non-commission sales (sears men's)
comission sales (sears electronics)
call center caller (non profit org.. still sucked arse)
webmaster DOE Ameslab
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Suit salesman at Slater Menswear (lasted 3 month)
Temporary IT contract with Uni - JISC Project (4 month)
Envelope Stuffer for uni (19 hours :lol:)
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a stocker/bagger at a local grocery store - 6 months - they canned me and didn't tell me
a cashier at a building supply - 18 months
a floor associate at the same building supply - 30 months - I had to be released, I would never have quit.
a grunt at a local newspaper - this lasted all of 4 days
a floor associate at K-Mart - ~90 days - they canned me and didn't tell me.
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Pot washer
apple picker - 3 months in holland
Night shift in a factory
plasterers labourer
lots of other ****ty jobs that I didnt last long enough in to list
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Alright. Here goes:
Flipping Pizzas
Flowershop Worker
Army Cook
Airplane Food Cook
TV/Film/media Teacher
Internal Mall Comercial Controller
Director for Short films/Documentaries/commercials/internal market video/fitness videos
Actor for short films/TV/commercials
Producer for short films/documentaries/commercials/internal market video/wedding videos/Fitness Videos
Editor for short films/documentaries/commercials/wedding videos/fitness videos
Games Workshop Outrider
Soundtrack mixer for fitness LIVE shows
Hmm, thats about it. :D
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General assistant/slave/till monkey in some dodgy "Discount Store" - 3 months
Chamberlad at a Holiday Inn - 5 months
Lazy bastard - 16 years
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Dish cleaner at a butcher- 20 months
Macanic for alarm systems- vacation job 5 weeks
KPN Repair engineer for mobile phones- 6 months
Shelf Stacker at supermarket- 18 months ( dumped it )
Curently: Inhouse Repair Engineer. Repairing mainly monitors from Sun Micro Systems. And sun computers.
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Originally posted by Gank
apple picker - 3 months in holland
You've worked in Holand? :D As an apple picker no less :p
Where?
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A garbage man
A Telemarketer
A Delivery driver
a tech support rep
a secretary
a .net developer
a sql developer
an e-commerce specialist
a musician
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A dosser doing a series of meaningless and unfulfilling jobs until my place in the sun awaits me.
I would say I'm a musician, but I'm not really very good at it, yet.
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Hard working student: 9 years
Lazy no good student: 3 last years
lazy bastard: 18 years
Gamer: not really sure, when I discovered the glories of amiga and nes :D which would be around...13 years
(yes I know, I SHOULD get a job)
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my lifes been a bit short, so this list is naturally short :P
A JC dropout (actually, I was through the whole course, but failed at the end)
3 Months as a Customer Service Associate (Good Morning, Thank you for calling orderline, may I have you reference number please? ACK, just ACK!!)
and now 6 months as a clerk in the army :D
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A paper boy
A lackey at (plant) nursery
A Pizza Maker
A Computer Monkey for powergen
A Till Monkey for Forbuoys
A Till Monkey for Co-op
And during most of this a Graphics Student for 4 years
Things I plan to do next (academic) year
A snowboarder and part time Chalet Boy
A Bum
And back to the student Uni life at the end
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aw jeez, this is gonna be a short list
part time/volunteer/contract/something repair monkey at computer tech store
colourist for a children's book - 1 week
flyer boy and newspaper boy, but that was like 5-6 years ago
full time slacker/thinker/dreamer/gamer
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Paperboy
Student
Part-time plumber (well not really, I do go with my dad sometimes and sorta know some ropes. ;))
Volunteer at various things.
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Student
'Freelance coder'
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Student
Musician
Photographer
Graphic designer
Journalist
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lol, "freelance coder"
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Lol @ Raa being a sandwich artist. :D Subway-style?
Hmmm, let's see here... ;)
Student
Musician
Photographer
Donut technician ("I fry 'em, you buy 'em")
Baker
System administrator
Random computer fix-it guy
Masseur
Web community starter-upperer
Render artist
That looks pretty comprehensive to me. ;)
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Originally posted by Tiara
You've worked in Holand? :D As an apple picker no less :p
Where?
Down south, place called s'Gravenpolder. Near Bergen op Zoom iirc.
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Does 'porn star' count if I filmed myself jacking off?
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Originally posted by Gank
Down south, place called s'Gravenpolder. Near Bergen op Zoom iirc.
:blah: Thats like only 5-10 kilometers from where I live now :p
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Originally posted by Setekh
Lol @ Raa being a sandwich artist. :D Subway-style?
**now wants a meatball sub... :hopping:
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market helper (Canada when I was 16, 2months
game-journalist
Military pilot
Admin in diffrent sites (everQuest and FFXI
PR man
PR manager( that is my title in work soon I'am leaving and starting looking new job from Australia
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In living hell...
and school, Oh no wait I've said that already:p
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In my life I have been......
...abused, forgotten, misunderstood, put through emotional hell and ignored.
Oh, and I'm a teenager. Go figure.
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Originally posted by Tiara
:blah: Thats like only 5-10 kilometers from where I live now :p
Nice place if you like flat. Wont be going back anytime soon though, bit of a misunderstanding with the locals :)
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You knocked up the farmer's beautiful yet trusting daughter?
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I hope not. Lets just say feeding an Irishman free whiskey and telling him how great William of Orange was leads to unfortunate situations.
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
a sandwich artiste (;)) at a deli
:wtf:
What deli, btw? NY area? Cosi's, by any chance?
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Originally posted by Gank
I hope not. Lets just say feeding an Irishman free whiskey and telling him how great William of Orange was leads to unfortunate situations.
Well, you have a short temper when you have whisky in your blood. You really shouldn't visit the Irish pub down here where all the Dutchies are :p We've really 'Dutchified' the pub :D
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Student
Professional Procrastinator
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ugh.
i did some volunteer work at a net cafee once.
and i get paid by my mum if i download old folk music for her.
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Nuthin'. :cool:
A birdwatcher and guide to the unlucky tourists
Metal worker
Alcoholic
Nerd
Phone salesman [for 2 shifts] (THAT SUCKED)