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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rampage on April 21, 2004, 08:00:13 pm
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... I'm not going.
And for you non-Americans out there, the prom is a party/social experience for high school juniors (11th graders) and seniors (12th graders). Most participants bring their dates.
Well, it's coming up for me and I'm going to sit in my quarters with a physics textbook in my arms, reading about electromagnetism. If you want to know, I don't have a date.
My sister (10th grader) is going with some wuss-asymptotic junior from her school who couldn't give a crap about her in the first place. Meh. Girls. I tried to persuade her, but - no... She just had to go.
As you see, this is me ranting. My father couldn't care less. He's still trying to find another job. Meh.
Anyone else with similar experiences?
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Nerd. Find a *****. It's a once in a lifetime thing. If you can't at least do that, go get piss drunk and attempt to crash the party like a man.
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I didnt have a date and I went to mine. I had a blast too. It doesnt matter, the idea is to have fun with your friends.
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loser-nerd, no frends, no girl, no prom,
that was/is me
nearly 22 now BTW
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Neh, it was fun, danced with a few hot chicks, but the music was terrible. Two hours of straight rap at a three-hour dance.
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Didja got served?
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meh, im only a sophtmore so i havnt had the prvlidge to get wasted a a couple after parties. IM trying to hook my freind up to take some slut out to her middle school prom....
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don't take a date. She will end up making out with your best friend.
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Originally posted by redmenace
don't take a date. She will end up making out with your best friend.
only if your a lame nerd pimple-faced cheesecake who has no idea how to please women.
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Originally posted by Drew
meh, im only a sophtmore so i havnt had the prvlidge to get wasted a a couple after parties. IM trying to hook my freind up to take some slut out to her middle school prom....
You have sluts in middle school? :wtf: Goddamn Aguillera turning our youth into whores...
Oh, if you want b00ze, make friends with the seniors.
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or your best friend is a MAN WHORE
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We call them "pimps" these days...
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Didn't go to the Junior Prom, did go to the Senior Prom and had a fairly good time. Didn't have a date, didn't eat dinner with my few friends.
Do go to at least one of them, dates be damned. You'll reget it someday if you don't.
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Pimps, mans whore, **** For Brains F***ing bastards. Their all the same.
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Originally posted by Rampage
... I'm not going.
And for you non-Americans out there, the prom is a party/social experience for high school juniors (11th graders) and seniors (12th graders). Most participants bring their dates.
fight the power.
i didn't go since my school is ****ing lame
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Didn't even for once consider going. The last school dance that I went to was in Grade 8. I knew what kind of people were going to be there, which I didn't like. I knew what kind of music they were going to play, which I didn't like. And I knew how much it was going to cost, which I also didn't like. Don't remember what exactly I was doing that night, its was that unimportant. Good choice, not going.
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Originally posted by redmenace
Pimps, mans whore, **** For Brains F***ing bastards. Their all the same.
For ****s sake! Would you please stop your goddamn moaning?
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I'm not going to mine (It's on Saturday). It's something that I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on.
Besides, there are better things in life than the prom.
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You dont need to spend lots of money. I went in a pair of beat up old leather pants, an old dress shirt and a tie...
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
Besides, there are better things in life than the prom.
Its not the prom, its the things *after* the prom.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
You have sluts in middle school? :wtf: Goddamn Aguillera turning our youth into whores...
Oh, if you want b00ze, make friends with the seniors.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Of, course...
Most of the whores are in 9th grade, but yes, and I mean yes there are whores everywhere in a small community like wagoner.
I'm in 9th grade and still have awhile to go till prom, it's going to be...umm...said to much:D
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I skipped my junior prom. I was too busy playing some video game.
I also skipped my senior prom, but that's because I was out on a date with a girl from another school. My school didn't let you bring dates from other schools. Given the choice between an evening with my girlfriend and an evening with a bunch of people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire, I think I picked the right course of action.
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I guess I had a totall different experience and probably a non-American one because the "prom" is such a big deal it seems like. Either you are totally into the prom experience or totally out.
Up here we just called it Graduation, we rented out a nice small convention/dinner place, decorated it, all 150 of the graduating class and whoever else came...we ate, we talked, we danced, we had a good time, and then I went home. Some had dates, some didn't...few seemed to care either way. I went with about 10 other friends...we took two cars there. It was a fine time.
But it wasn't some big giant huge deal.
I still think people should goto these things but if the conditions are adverse and its not going to be pleasant at all then I suppose not. Gotta try and get out and do these things from time to time...often I find it worth it.
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Prom and Graduation are two completely seperate celebrations
and I keep thinking I see 'pron' when ever I glance by the title,
I guess that reflects poorly on me as a person :(
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My "prom" was spaced out over 5 days.
The first day was on a Saturday. We rented 3 busses and went to a beach. Let me tell you, the scantily clad hottie classmates + the North Atlantic... well... .most of the guys were sitting down. The second day we went to a dinner theater. The third we went to CFB Greenwood (A Canadian Air Force Base) and took over their rec facilites for a few hours. The fouth was Grad practice. Why we have to practice walking up on a stage, shaking someones hand, and walking off, is beyond me. Fifth was the actual Graduation/Prom. Get out diplomas in the morning. Prom at night. Unofficial Grad Party after that. I woke up in a ditch.
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Yeah, that was wrong of me Thorn. After the filming, I should have at least had the decency to put your pants back on you before dumping you in that ditch.
Sorry man.
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I dont want to know what you were doing with my pants you sick, sick man....
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Now, now. There's no need to be bitter about it. You didn't mind so much when I gave you your cut of the video profits.
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What? You mean those four hookers and the goat?
Or did you... oh.. right... *ahem*
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my school didn't have a "prom" per say. there was some kind of fancy social get together of some sort, but i didn't go. not my cup of tea.
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Originally posted by Carl
my school didn't have a "prom" per say. there was some kind of fancy social get together of some sort, but i didn't go. not my cup of tea.
Yeah, the less said about you and the goat the better, I say.
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I didnt go to Prom but I went to Homecoming my senior year, which was pretty fun, no one got plastered though. The extent of the alcohol consumption consisted of dipping into one of the guys's parents secret stash of wine. yeh it was pah-thetic.
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I went to both my schools "proms" (Though it's called a School Ball or School Formal over here). Didn;t take a chick to either, had an awesome time at both, and at the after ball parties, err... afterwards. In fact, I'd say the afters were even more fun, though the whole experience of jumping around to metal music in a Tux is something I'm glad I didn't miss :)
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we have school party's once a year for the entire school, and once again once a year for the studying year. i stopped going about two years ago. the music is so loud you can only talk in sign language or by shouting in someones ear like a boot camp sarge. and it is so loud it makes my head hurt, littereally. and they only play the worst pop, and then distort it by turning the extreme bass and extreme trebble up, but leaving the melody, as far as there is one, out.
as for booze, i'm in the first year where they would even have alcohol there, and generally, i have no need to be near about a 100 or more rich kids getting near alcohol without parents near, some for the first time.
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Originally posted by Thorn
For ****s sake! Would you please stop your goddamn moaning?
Thank you :D
I read "My senior porn" in the title when I first glanced at it. :nervous: I think I'm suffering from deprivation here due to my legs... :p
*calls TCO*
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You could hollow-out part of one of the casts on the calf and put some battery-packs in there, then run some wires up to a pair of hollows on the inner side of each thigh. Then fit the secondary holes with some kind of off-balance motor.
That'd solve your problem. Though if you miscalculated the wattage you'd end up not being able to walk for an extra few weeks. It'd be worth it though :D.
Anyway: I skipped my prom. They tried to charge us £20 and I'd've needed a tux and a limo and a hooker and it ended up being too much hassle and cost for too little a reward.
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Originally posted by Thorn
For ****s sake! Would you please stop your goddamn moaning?
Originally posted by Tiara
Thank you :D
Shut up. :sigh:
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The 12th grade prom was this april. I went. I had fun. I saw all my teachers get drunk, and dance like crazy maniacs. I also saw a professional cancan show, and one of the girls getting it on with out IT teacher.
Needless to say I had fun. Might even post some pictures sometime.
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if you have pictures of the girl and the teacher i'd advice you to keep em gaurded untill such time you either want to hurt the teacher/need money....
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SHUT UP, YOU FOOL!
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Originally posted by an0n
You could hollow-out part of one of the casts on the calf and put some battery-packs in there, then run some wires up to a pair of hollows on the inner side of each thigh. Then fit the secondary holes with some kind of off-balance motor.
That'd solve your problem. Though if you miscalculated the wattage you'd end up not being able to walk for an extra few weeks. It'd be worth it though :D.
She could simply buy the real thing :rolleyes:
Prom? We don't have that here, anyway, that's the time when we were usually all partying twice a week, so that would just be a third time, nothing exceptional :p
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Originally posted by redmenace
Shut up. :sigh:
Pardon me for being sick of listening to people ***** and whine about girls, while doing **** all to remedy the situation.
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Originally posted by Nico
She could simply buy the real thing :rolleyes:
Where's the technical challenge in that?
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meh, i skipped mine and went straight to the after-party. that was fun. don't regret missing the actual formal. if i had to watch those asshats at my school parade around pretending to be actual worthwhile human beings while having a dickmeasuring contest over the money they were wasting, i would have gouged my eye out with a plastic cake fork.
Originally posted by Thorn
Pardon me for being sick of listening to people ***** and whine about girls, while doing **** all to remedy the situation.
****in werd :yes:
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Originally posted by an0n
Where's the technical challenge in that?
where's the need to have a technical challenge? :p
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ive got my 'leavers party' as our british high school likes to call it coming up soon. No way am I going, just a bunch of posers and popularity junkies are, none of my friends.
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Huh? We called ours a prom.
Infact it was a prom. It was at a posh hotel and everything.
This guy I know who's like 7ft now, he snuck upstairs and tried to get some drinks from the bar that all the teachers were drinking in. He only got stopped because our Deputy Head went to the bar for another round at the exact same time.
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Originally posted by Thorn
Pardon me for being sick of listening to people ***** and whine about girls, while doing **** all to remedy the situation.
we all sometimes have to blow off some steam. Tomorrow I will back to my normal quiet self and not post in Hard Light
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Originally posted by Nico
She could simply buy the real thing :rolleyes:
Eh, I got TCO. Since only my lower legs are in casts we can do have pretty good sex, thankyouverymuch :D
Ok, I shouldn't have said that on a board filled with horny virgin nerdy teens, right? :p
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Originally posted by Tiara
Eh, I got TCO. Since only my lower legs are in casts we can do have pretty good sex, thankyouverymuch :D
Ok, I shouldn't have said that on a board filled with horny virgin nerdy teens, right? :p
They'll be demanding videos soon....
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I demand vids!
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Originally posted by Thorn
They'll be demanding videos soon....
They're not getting any unless they deposit freakishly large amounts of money on my bank account. Something in the range of 9 à 10 figures. Prefferably all 9s.
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I can see it now... someone will start up a "HLP Tiara porn fund"
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/me sends $9.999999999999999 to Tiara's PayPal account
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ROFLMAO!
:lol:
talk about bad phrasing......
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Originally posted by Thorn
I can see it now... someone will start up a "HLP Tiara porn fund"
You know, that would be very ackward cuz ppl would read "HELP Tiara porn fund" :p
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If you send me videos of you dancing around naked, I can put them in a private forum on NW and activate the 'pay to see' functions.
You, and by 'you' I mean 'we', could make a tidy sum.
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I thought about starting a porn fund but then I remembered I'm on broadband, that is my porn fund.
Though after a good 7 years on the net I think I've burnt out pretty much every porn neurone in my brain, only the real thing will do now.
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep over that.
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Rampage, Go. Even if it doesn't work out, it's better to look back and wish you hadn't gone than to look back and wish you had ;)
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:lol:
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Why anyone would pay for porn is beyond me. Same thing with games and movies. I mean, you've got broadband, right. My philosophy is, if I can't find it for free, with the vastness of the Internet at my fingertips, I wasn't meant to have it.
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So you're saying if I offered you a video of Tiara dancing around nekkid for only $5, you wouldn't cough up?
See, it's not that it's porn, it's that it's novelty porn.
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*sits back and waits for Tiara to cut off an0ns head*
*eats popcorn*
:D
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She's a teacher. If I can help her make extra money I doubt she's going to dismember me.......*shudders*......I mean 'decapitate me'.
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Originally posted by Tiara
Eh, I got TCO. Since only my lower legs are in casts we can do have pretty good sex, thankyouverymuch :D
Ok, I shouldn't have said that on a board filled with horny virgin nerdy teens, right? :p
I was just replying to An0n, not implying anything about you, sorry :p
Oh, and I'm not a nerdy teen thank you :p
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Yeah, keep scaring people off, thats the way to build a community.
*shakes head*
Besides, I have no real wish to see that. No offence to anyone, but you can get 10 times better in about 5 minutes flat.
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Ah well, it was [metaphorically] nice to know you, Rictor.
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*hides behind the HLP sofa*
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I wouldnt go back there.. we put the couch there to cover the vent to keep Carl from getting out and snacking on the n00bs...
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Originally posted by Rictor
Yeah, keep scaring people off, thats the way to build a community.
*shakes head*
Besides, I have no real wish to see that. No offence to anyone, but you can get 10 times better in about 5 minutes flat.
Like Miriam ?
;)
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Originally posted by Tiara
Eh, I got TCO. Since only my lower legs are in casts we can do have pretty good sex, thankyouverymuch :D
Newlyweds! :rolleyes: :p
Actually unless they're in a full body cast I've always thought that anyone using broken bones as an excuse for not having sex just wasn't trying hard enough ;)
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It's always nice to see people act all crazy on my behalf :D
You guys just took one more step towards being my minions :drevil: I will twist your puny minds, corrupt your mortal souls and force you to watch Richard Simmons having sex with the entire Zulu tribe of Mekthulu!!!!
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death or tchitchi? :p
Pfff, learn where your place is, underling :p
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Originally posted by Tiara
Richard Simmons having sex with the entire Zulu tribe of Mekthulu!!!!
Did you not read my post above? I've seen pretty much every kind of porn there is to see, I'm numb to it, it'll take something so fiendishly hardcore to break me that I think that it might also cause a pornoholic wormhole and ingest every single piece of matter before reforming into a giant effigy of Ron Jeremy.
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Originally posted by Tiara
It's always nice to see people act all crazy on my behalf :D
You guys just took one more step towards being my minions :drevil: I will twist your puny minds, corrupt your mortal souls and force you to watch Richard Simmons having sex with the entire Zulu tribe of Mekthulu!!!!
[color=66ff00]Proof that even pseudo-power corrupts.
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Back to the original topic, I doubt I'm going to bother to go to either prom, due to the fact that my school is full of retards, and the most interesting thing that happened at last years prom appears to be that someone aimed a laser pointer at the prom king's forehead.
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[color=66ff00]As with Oz, over here they're called 'formals', I went to the year above mine's formal because I knew more people in it, I didn't bother with my own as the one I did go to was in a crap venue with horrible music played by a no talent DJ.
I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
My mates had a good time at their formal, they went to a different school and got completely wrote.
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Girls have that affect on a forum that is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999% guys... :nervous:
And other places of course :D
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
Girls have that affect on a forum that is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999% guys... :nervous:
And other places of course :D
[color=66ff00]Dude, they're girls; designed to drive us crazy in every sense of the word. :nod:
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And you wonder why the world at large percieves the Net to be the last refuge of the lonely and pathetic... No one wants to have their private affairs discussed by complete strangers over the Internet, so to me its just a common courtesy not to do to others what you do not want done to yourself.
As for the prom, they would prpbably have much higer attendance if they had stuff there that people actually wanted. Have a few local bands play, play some good music, that kind of stuff. The fact that rap and hiphop and kiddy punk are now "in" means thats what gets played at these sorts of events. Woo, its Avril Lavigne, lets all start moshing.......
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[color=66ff00]Mosh Mosh Revolution; Greatest game on earth.
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That's real? I thought it was only in that one Megatokyo strip....
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[color=66ff00]*Currently holds the only set of plans for the 'Deathstar' an 8 man head to head MMR machine.*
The world cannot withstand my creation!!!11one
of course that also applies for my 1:1 scale stargate but I doubt my parents would like a 10-meter-odd diameter ring in the garden...
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Tell them it's the start of a multi-part 'jumbo washing machine' kit ;)
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Originally posted by Tiara
You guys just took one more step towards being my minions :drevil: I will twist your puny minds, corrupt your mortal souls and force you to watch Richard Simmons having sex with the entire Zulu tribe of Mekthulu!!!!
I am also numb to pornography.
I 'once' downloaded some child porn 'by accident' on KaZaA and where most decent people would be sickened and appauled, my first thought was "****! I wanted Taylor Rain....."
Anyway: You do realise that if you promised to flash your boobs on a HLP-vidstream if they raised enough cash, these morons would bankrupt themselves making donations, right?
Maeg: Tell them to 'mind their own ****ing business' and promise to pay the $7billion electricity bill and replace anything that mysteriously vapourises.
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Originally posted by an0n
Maeg: Tell them to 'mind their own ****ing business' and promise to pay the $7billion electricity bill and replace anything that mysteriously vapourises.
[color=66ff00]Anybody got a spare set of superconducters and a hefty beowulf cluster to use as a dialler? ;)
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According to the episode 'Ascension', all you need is some toasters, maybe a blender or two, a few tons of titanium and a few thousand industrial grade capacitors.
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I have never gone to any school dance anywhere, and never even considered going. Since I never have anyone to go with, there was little point.
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Actually, on the subject of the prom (or whatever my school called it) I never went and I don't regret it. A group of us sat in a field opposite the place they were holding it, got royally drunk, and proceeded to verbally abuse all the assholes that made our lives hell for the years of school we had to endure them. While they just had to grin and bear it looking like a parade of penguins in their rented tuxedo's.
Nothing special but it was fun.
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I won't be going to my school's prom. The damn school's full of braindead rich assholes, and since my girlfriend's at a different school I'd rather not expose her to that crap.
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:nervous:
...I went to 3 proms... ....different girls each time too...
:rolleyes:
And prom does not need to cost alot of money. The first one I sent to I spent too much (on food, clothes, those flower things) and it was the worst. The last one where I really did not care and I spent like just enough to get in the door was the best.
Just go and have fun. Where what ever feels good.
And look for people doing the naughty and take good pictures. You can make some good money that way. (It is also really funny to go and ask if you can join in. :cool: )
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Bah. If you want photos of people having sex in bath-tubs, just spend £200 on booze and tell everyone you know there's a party at your house.
That's what me and some of my pals did. Even with like only 15 people there, there was still: sex in the bathroom, someone being sick on some girl, me being sick all over the back garden, five drunk people trying to jump a fence in a single leap, many death threats (mostly from me to various retards), drugs, me smoking out back for 2 hours talking to these two hot girls, me falling down the stairs from laughing at my friend drinking booze and taking a **** while two people had sex in the bath next-to him, and a whole ****load of miscellaneous fondling and groping.
Seriously, all you need for a good time is booze, a house and some girls you've never met before.
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My prom back in '97 kicked major ass. Out of defiance for penguin uniformity, I dressed in goth attire complete with Crow makeup. I looked silly, but I had my moment of zen that day. I went with a girl I didn't know just to fill up the limo spot. She was a skank racist and I refused to get in a prom picture with her. The rest of my limo crew were 2 ex-girlfriends (one recent) and their dates and my drug buddy who's date was a girl who 2 weeks ago, expressed interest in me but I refused out of mental stupidity. I guess you could consider my involvement in that scenario mentally masochistic.
The music was 85% rap and r&b and 15% alternative/grundge rock. Hows that for unfair. The second Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit" was played, the disgruntled folks like me got up and started moshing. I got tossed across the room. I got my revenge and tackled my assailent. IT WAS COOL. That was the last non R&B/Rap selection played. >=(
The rest of the event sucked because none of my real friends were there and the crew I came in with dispersed. I spotted my grade school enemy chilling with my grade school crush. Anger increased. I met up with a geometry class girl acquaintance who smuggled Vodka in. She was also having a lousy time in that clique infestation. We got drunk and vandalized the flower table by dancing on it in a R&B mocking fashion.
Got home, and concluded that the great prom experience was overrated and mine was quite shiiity. Then just when I thought the night was over, one of the ex's in the car came over and used me for sex. My mom came into my room the next morning, jaw dropped.
MY PROM NIGHT ROCKED!
Lesson learned - lock your door