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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on April 24, 2004, 08:49:09 pm

Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: an0n on April 24, 2004, 08:49:09 pm
I just have this uncontrolable urge to stab her in the face.

And not in a sexual way........And no, I've not been reading the stories on alt.sex.stories.moderated, you sick, sick people. Though Amanda Bynes does have a certain something about her.....err....anyway:

There's just something about her that grates against my very being. Something so irritating that I feel like biting off my own testicles whenever I have to see her half-smiling, crooked-nosed, squinty-eyed face. Not in a Shrike-esq way, but in a horrible, undesirable way.

If there was a country that even Holland wanted to nuke, it'd be called Avriland and would be full of goth poets and Oompla Lumpas. And not the good, orange, chocolate making kind of Oompa's, the horrible, green, ankle-biting, "I'll eat your face while you're sleeping" kind. The ones Wonka keeps in the back room and only lets out at night to hunt any Orange Oompas who try to escape his evil, sugar-obsessed clutches.

I mean, what kind of moron declares themself a punk then goes around wearing Weezer-esq geek-goggles? Sid Vicious must be spinning in his goddamn grave. Nancy too.

And don't even get me started on her 'band'.....
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Bobboau on April 24, 2004, 08:51:53 pm
uhm...

:nod:
:yes:
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: adwight on April 24, 2004, 08:54:09 pm
:nod:
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Rictor on April 24, 2004, 09:03:39 pm
Though it is a terriblly painful for me to say this, I don't mind the music. I don't mind the looks, obviously. What I do mind is "what she stands for", which is the commercialization and watering-down on punk music to accomodate tenny-boppers kids who are seperated by one degree from the Spice Girls crowd and think they're "punk rawk".

 However, one good thing came out of her success, and that is Closet Monster. They're a band formed out of some former members of her group, and they're one of the biggest things to happen to the Toronto punk scene. I guess they got tired to being shills, and utterly marginalized shills and that, and decided to form a real punk band. Which they did, and not the emo kind either, the real, political, balls to the walls kind.

edit: to clarfiy, when I said I don't mind the music, I didn't mean I particularly like it. To me, most music sounds OK. From Shania Twain to Limp Bizkit, I don't really mind any of it. Except rap, which I can't stand, with the exception of Deltron 30-30.
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Dough with Fish on April 24, 2004, 09:04:47 pm
lawlz Avril.
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: mikhael on April 24, 2004, 11:56:47 pm
who the hell is Avril Lavigne? is this another one of an0n's media tramps?
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Liberator on April 24, 2004, 11:58:06 pm
She's cute in a normal sort of way.  Can't really stand the music, of course given that I actually like the soundtrack of C&C:Renegade, that doesn't mean much, I like the english version of the Teen Titans theme too.
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Thorn on April 25, 2004, 12:24:21 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
who the hell is Avril Lavigne? is this another one of an0n's media tramps?

I'm almost ashamed to admit that she's Canadian.... She's up there with Nickelback and all that other crap...
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Rictor on April 25, 2004, 02:06:25 am
And don't forget Sum 41, they're on the hit list too. Much (Music) is making to much (haha!) of these Canadian bastards. Sure, they're homegrown, but no need to turn a blind eye to their overall crappiness. Canada seems to be ground zero for kiddy punk, though as I said there are exceptions such as Closet Monster.

good looking though, gotta say that. But then again, who wouldn't be with an "image consultant" and a small team of makeup goons following you a around..
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: x-ray on April 25, 2004, 02:16:11 am
anOn,

She is just a kid selling music and an image. Undesirable as it may be- relax...

Oh yes maybe you should seek counciling.
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Bobboau on April 25, 2004, 02:45:27 am
she looks exactly like every other media whore
Title: Avril Lavigne: Complete Gimp
Post by: Fineus on April 25, 2004, 03:13:09 am
an0n, this isn't your own personal hate forum. I realise you have uncontrollable urges to vent your frustrations from time to time - but please try and limit them to something like one angsty topic a week. Otherwise we'll have a hundred topics about irritating celebrities / whatever before we know it... and that's a bit to negative - even for me.

Cheers :)