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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: diamondgeezer on April 27, 2004, 05:53:26 pm

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 27, 2004, 05:53:26 pm

(http://www.sharpetorium.info/major2.jpg)

OK, here's the thing - Sharpe rules all. Discuss.

Note - "is this some weird Englandish thing?" will not be tolerated

Oh, and anyone with the theme song, PM me right now. Not O'er The Hills, the actual big theme song.

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: an0n on April 27, 2004, 05:56:25 pm

He got Elizabeth Hurley naked a few times, so he kicks ass for that alone.

And then there's how he single-handedly kicked the asses of every heathenous bunch of foreigners he ever laid eyes on.

Basically, he kicks more ass than a cyborg with six legs that are placed so that as it walks it kicks its own buttocks, which makes it's living by running double-length marathons.

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Geezer on April 27, 2004, 06:06:16 pm

Yeah, but you can't trust him.  Eventually he's going to try to steal the Ring...

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Taristin on April 27, 2004, 06:09:07 pm

is this some weird Englandish thing?

Oh, and my siggy depresses me...

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 27, 2004, 06:10:38 pm

You're a tit for posting that

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Flipside on April 27, 2004, 06:11:11 pm

Then change it and stop beating yourself up. Nine Inch Nails are a Bad choice when you're in one of 'those' moods ;)

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Rictor on April 27, 2004, 06:33:43 pm

*stares*

Thats Boromir right? must be a Limey thing...

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 28, 2004, 11:33:51 am

There's forty shillings on the drum,
For those who'll volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today,
Over the hills and far away...

And why not?

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 28, 2004, 12:05:56 pm

If I should fall to rise no more
As many comrades did before,
Tell the drums and the fife to play
Over the hills and far away...

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Geezer on April 28, 2004, 04:30:26 pm

So fall in lads, behind the drum,
With colours blazing like the sun,
Along the road to come what may,
Over the hills and far away...

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: kasperl on April 29, 2004, 03:16:50 am

why do i get images of three drunken Brits sitting 'round a campfire "singing" very off-key?

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 29, 2004, 03:32:17 am

O'er the hills and o'er the main,
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
King George commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: Col. Fishguts on April 29, 2004, 04:36:23 am

Quote

Originally posted by an0n
Basically, he kicks more ass than a cyborg with six legs that are placed so that as it walks it kicks its own buttocks, which makes it's living by running double-length marathons.

:lol:

You have a pretty creative imagination...

Oh and...what is it ? A movie ?

Title: Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Post by: J3Vr6 on April 29, 2004, 08:22:38 am

So who's the guy in tight pants looking like he's posing for a war-themed playgirl?