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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:16:31 pm

Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:16:31 pm: We all know Terry Wogan kick ass, and we all know why he can never go back to Denmark, so let's leave that be for now and discuss the ****ness of the entrants.

Austria's entry is almost exactly the same as Westlife's Coast to Coast, only in Austrian.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:22:31 pm: Bwuahahah!!

"Don't worry about the baldy woman on stilts..." ---- Terry Wogan
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:26:34 pm: "....and he'll be joined by a drummer, a guitarist and a rather attractive woman with a fiddle." ---- Terry Wogan
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:40:25 pm: "It's been 29 years since the Netherlands won the content. Make that 30." ---- Terry Wogan.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 02:41:32 pm: The Albanian bird is pretty fit.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: 01010 on May 15, 2004, 03:03:23 pm: It's eurovision, why would you even want to discuss this?
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 03:03:51 pm: C'z Wogan kicks ass and the Russia bird is hot.

It's a shame she probably has a penis.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Stunaep on May 15, 2004, 03:24:07 pm: Fortunately we ain't competing this year, because the suckyness of our song.

And damn you for starting my thread.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 03:24:50 pm: You gots to be quicker, peanut.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Stunaep on May 15, 2004, 03:39:53 pm: yeah, well, might have something to do with the fact, that this year, when our (equally sucky) song ain't competing, I find it harder and harder to actually care.

But I'll be there when they vote.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 03:41:10 pm: I bet we get a big fat 0 again.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Stunaep on May 15, 2004, 03:44:41 pm: nah, you didn't sing that much off key this time.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 03:46:33 pm: Jemini last year were ****ing awful. I'm ashamed they're still considered British.

But I was refering to the obviously political voting.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Stunaep on May 15, 2004, 03:50:56 pm: Well, yeah, I'm sure the general populace of south-european countries, who have been at war with each-other since the stone age give a rat's ass about what you're doing in Iraq.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Stunaep on May 15, 2004, 04:05:39 pm: 36 countries get to vote???? Jesus H. Bush, this'll last till morning...
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 04:20:38 pm: ****ing Baltic-block bastards.

Where'd I put that nuke?
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: 01010 on May 15, 2004, 04:55:47 pm: You care? All Eurovision entries are trash, the whole thing is a complete farce and it's embarrassing that people even watch the damn thing let alone hold ****ing parties for it.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 05:01:15 pm: I only really watch it for Wogan.

He's funny because 2 years ago (I think) he called the Danish hosts "Dr Death and the Tooth Fairy" and now he can't go back to Denmark.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: an0n on May 15, 2004, 05:10:11 pm: Meh.

Xena was pretty hot.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: kode on May 15, 2004, 05:34:49 pm: pekka (swedish commentator) is someone who I'd beat up if I ever met him irl.

yay for ukraine, I guess. all entries were crap this year too. don't get me started on the hosts.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Martinus on May 15, 2004, 05:57:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
We all know Terry Wogan kick ass

[color=66ff00]Terry Wogan is a traitorous cur. He's from Ireland yet he supports England. He should be burnt at the mikestand for crimes against patriotism. The utter git. Dogs should urinate in his breakfast and he should be made to live within half a mile of a major airport.

Nice weather outside isn't it?
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Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: diamondgeezer on May 15, 2004, 07:28:55 pm: We'll win next year, as Petrarch and I are entering with 'The Ying Tong Song'
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Rictor on May 15, 2004, 08:22:39 pm: what...the...hell is Eurovision? I take it that its some sort of musical competition, created in the spirit of European unity or somesuch, correct?

Irish music rocks. Hands down the best music in Europe, except maybe the Russians, they're masters of vocal music.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Knight Templar on May 15, 2004, 08:25:46 pm: What's this all about? Euro who?
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Fineus on May 15, 2004, 09:51:55 pm: Rictor has it pretty much nailed, the European countries all submit an entry to a song competition who are subsequently judged by the other countries. This generally boils down to sucking up to the countries you want to improve relations with. And of course Terry Wogan did the commentry which made for some comedy moments.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: 01010 on May 16, 2004, 03:53:26 am: Imagine the worst collection of songs imaginable, all of them completely ****ing awful right? Then imagine making a European forum to display the musical pieces of torture while having to endure completely humourless and emotionless presenting and your roughly in the area of Eurovision.

Basically it's the very worst in pop music masquerading as a European music festival, all complete wank and a complete waste of time and money.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: kode on May 16, 2004, 04:48:43 am: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
Basically it's the very worst in pop music masquerading as a European music festival, all complete wank and a complete waste of time and money.

YEAH! Isn't it great?
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: 01010 on May 16, 2004, 05:08:08 am: If by great you in fact mean ****, then yes, it is great.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Blaise Russel on May 16, 2004, 05:34:24 am: Unless Wogan's your commentator.

Damn, that Netherlands line is funny.
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: kasperl on May 16, 2004, 05:55:17 am: What Netherlands line?
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: kode on May 16, 2004, 06:05:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
If by great you in fact mean ****, then yes, it is great.

that's like, exactly what I mean! kind of. odd **** that people are watching it, then, huh? I mean, what the **** was I thinking? oh yeah, now I remember. I was gonna go to a party, but it was raining so I decided to stay at home. not that I would've been able to flee the eurovision because of that, noo!
Title: Eurovision 2004!
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on May 16, 2004, 08:39:18 am: it's kitsch, and everyone knows it. That's why so many watch.

The joke is really on those that take the whole thing serious.

and yes, Wogan is great.