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Off-Topic Discussion => Arts & Talents => Topic started by: Gortef on May 17, 2004, 02:43:19 am

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Gortef on May 17, 2004, 02:43:19 am

You know... time to times when you are unemployed the employment agency offers courses which are to test your learned skills and boost up the job finding. Well, it has been a nice trip so far (phychological tests and some other fun stuff) but the hell there sure are also some boring days, like this one.

So... this is the result

(http://personal.inet.fi/koti/rmalinen/gortef/ninja_banana.jpg)

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Corsair on May 17, 2004, 05:55:19 pm

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... ;7

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: karajorma on May 17, 2004, 06:02:31 pm

I once owned a PD game for the Amiga called Mortal Kumquat. This guy would fit right in with that :D

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Martinus on May 17, 2004, 06:10:14 pm

[color=66ff00]Dude you totally broke one of the three fundamental laws of the ninjaverse.

Facts:
1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That law being the first. Banana's are not mammals and thus are exempt from ninja status; at most you could describe it as a 'black clothing clad assassin fruit' or perhaps 'Weapon bearing, killer foodstuff'.

Still I applaud your utterly unfeasable conception.
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Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Carl on May 17, 2004, 09:23:14 pm

what about the teenage mutant ninga turtles? they're not mammals, but no one would ever argue that they aren't ninjas.

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Bobboau on May 17, 2004, 09:40:14 pm

there mutant turtles, half turtles half human, more mammal than not and all ninja.

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Rictor on May 17, 2004, 11:58:06 pm

ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaphone
ding dong ding dong ding ding ding Bananaphooone
Its no baloney
It aint a pony
My cellular, bananular phone.

Title: Ninja Banana
Post by: Gortef on May 18, 2004, 01:02:06 am

From bananas to turtles :lol:

How about you all post something fruity here?